₦airaland Forum

For me President Buhari is trying to be as daft as Mr Fresh Air, but he needs to try harder!

Why?

GEJ is the 'best' president Nigeria ever had!

donefesco:
With that money i can
1.Start a small business
2.Get married
3.buy a small car
4.Rent a good apartment

Bros, u sure say na naija u dey?

I no understand how u go do these for things with #1.3million oooooo...pls expantiate, even elucidate and probably highlight how e go happen!

LARRYDKING:
LAUTECH is always in the news for robbery, ritual and theft. Can be that the sch is worse than UNIBEN? If the management can't provide security for the students, the best option is that the hostels to be closed.

For your enlightenment, LAUTECH is a non-residential institution. Therefore, the school authorities has no such say as shutting down hostels over the hostels.

And in how many news have you seen the name LAUTECH.

The robbery for me is down to the economic go-slow the nation is experiencing..

God pls push our leaders to act right...plssssss

parasyllabus:
I have been a faithful MTN subscriber for 10 years and I never had any other sim even when it's fashionable and sometimes necessary to have more than one sim card. I subscribed for this *142# 1500 option and I received SMS to confirm my subscription. Only to check my balance *142*1*3#, my account was 0 naira.

I called customer care line 180,i was told to wait for 24 hours that they have some issues with the plan. I waited, nothing again I called 180 again and after being put on hold for 20 minutes they can't give me concrete reason why I can't enjoy what I paid for.

Not to even talk about their android one 500 naira for 1gb Plan........ Which was all over the news, only to subscribe and find out that it's being suspended without proper dissemination of the information to the public. MTN fall my hand big time and have issued divorce papers for hurting me and my pocket.

You mean you have never heard of the saying 'Use MTN at your own oeril' before?

Wake up man

chara019:
smh.....this life is not all about sex.

U are saying that because u don't have a clue about his moniker

My advice, completely ignore him

EggovinMma:
Yours is better. Remembered when I almost died in between December 23 - January 3rd 2010 after Premier Hospital diagnosed me with malaria/typhoid. All the medications given to me stalled my stooling. For the very first time In my life I told God to take my life. Worst is, i had to ly in the toilet, couldn't stand and couldn't sit, was in pains as I couldn't get it out, was like I was in labour.My ex had to help me shave my hair because I demanded it.


Hmmmmm . Doctor said it was the anti biotics injections administered.Very bad experience.

Women! Chai...
Despite standing by you in this 'near-death experience', you still left him?

Poor boy!

Laffin n Laffin n laffin

ezeagu:
This is a timezone map which means the different times a certain latitude of the world is in.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-yEWEm-lX1Es/VLUzrUY-uzI/AAAAAAAAAAo/otT4U9kmpts/s1600/timezone16.gif[/img]

The world is round. Night time happens when the world turns on its axis and a part of it is hidden away from the sun.

https://science.jrank.org/kids/article_images/space_p12.jpg

Europe and Africa are mostly on the same latitude.

https://www.geographyalltheway.com/ks3_geography/maps_atlases/imagesetc/latitudelongitude.png

Because they are on the same latitude, they experience night time at around the same time.

Even if they didn't, the map would have been stitched together and the point and comparison would still have been valid.

You are very correct..

To buttress your point, Accra and London both are on the same longitude..Madrid is one hour ahead of Abuja, etc

The greatest time difference you can have between an African country, say in West Africa and an European country, say in East Europe is 6hours. And night time lasts more than that.

Therefore, it is very possible to get a picture of Europe and Africa at night at a given time.

By the way, Europe appear like a lion pouncing on a prey..check the pix again!

fyneguy:
Saraki asked him ''what period was this?''

The clown replied ''are we not talking about change''

U ar damn right..thumbs up

Don't let any one deceive you with a source that has no spice

Go to twitter and follow @NGRSenate for fresh, current and updated info.

Hey, Op try again u hear? Wailers FC

Guys, I knw una bad wella.

Una get many girls u dey run

Make una describe from this picture the kind booby ur babe carry.

Still in d spirit of #NoBraDay nooni

Lol

Op, wait o!

Did u call d@ lady 22years?
I dey wonder hw her cucumber like boobs go look when she is 35yrs o

#crap

CharlyNick:
Is the #50 a daily subscription or just Once?

Daily subscription

Sheggy13:
My friend the plan u did is 50 naira everyday. Just make sure you don't have to 50 naira in your phone the next day,otherwise they'll remove it lol. When u dial *567*3*4# and press 1 to proceed, press 4, the option for offer description, you'll see it clearly written there. I think The best of these plans is that of 100 naira to get 25 mins daily and will be auto renewed after 7 days. The code is *567*3*6#..always choose option 4 (Offer description) after choosing 1 to proceed before subscribing to any plan so u know d full detail.

OK tnx..is it 25mins daily or for 7days?

Chitexs250:
Are you sure is the ₦50 code you subscribed to that gives the 25 minutes daily cause when I called MTN CC they said the ₦100 code has a limit call of 15 minutes.

Yes ooo..i even used pass 25mins yday..

Mk una no dey holla CC on top dis kind matter ja re..else dem fit end dis awoof oooo

Coz I dey over-rock am

By d way d 25mins is to MTN only while I get spam msgs frm MTN for 15mins bundle to all ntwks for 100naira

KIDorazulume:
please how does one check the call credit balance?

I use d #50 for a day..code is *567*3*4#

They give me 25mins daily

I check my minute balance with SAME CODE and press 3 from the options given.

QueenEdna:
Fake new from d pics...

If it were to be your younger sis, will you like her picture to be flooding the internet?

Walahi this loss are too much.

But if Naija can re-coip the billions stolen by GEJ govt (Diezani, Atlantic Energy, Tompolo etc) and late DSP, our accounts book go balance!

Simple as XYZ!

teadrake:
It is so unfortunate that a citizen of this country could spelt this kinda trash.
Where were you when Fuel was sold at N200-300 per liter during GEJ era?
Only a fool will ascribe this kind of positive development to GEJ failed transformation agenda.Better wake up from your slumber before is too late

Kai, easy man!

He was joking..see d smiley now!

ammyluv2002:
Well said! God bless you for dis

True! Very very!

But as a man, do u knw at times, we are not really in control..d 3rd leg will just start thinking for us! #Fact
Not really a gud excuse!

But if ladies will always put randy men in thr place by saying NO, it will be fine

A man just sighting a ladies cleavage or thighs can append his signature on his death warrant..its that bad!

eakenbor:
Obahiagbon, you too much!

Oh, u understood all those Englishes bah?

Pls break it down for us..

Had Pa Edwin Clark known, he would have spoken in hushed tones...

Honourable just finished the elder stateman! I bet the man go still dey find meaning to these Englishes till he cross over to the other side...


“I read with smug satiation and righteous indignation the abjuration of Chief Edwin Clark to the effect that “Jonathan didn’t have the political will power to fight corruption…..Drivers of yesterday are living in palatial buildings now under his government”.
“I would expect that this animadversion from Papa Clark would put an irrefragable quietus to all Jonathanian political jingoists still spewing and yarning Goebbelian sputum in support of former President Jonathan. This is because if there exists anybody who should have intimate knowledge of the concentric layers of malversation that characterized the failed Jonathan administration, it would be Papa Clark, the self proclaimed father of Jonathan. But has Papa Clark said anything new? The answer is a resounding NO and that was why Nigerians voted for President Buhari in their gargantuan numbers. Am happy that President
Buhari is already discharging his historical duties to our admiration.
“But that it took the eschewable fall of Jonathan for Papa Clark to peregrinate the road of the biblical Damascus and the scales thus falling off the eyes of Jonathan’s political father is not only execrable but demonstrates a putrid and rancid narration of the story of Nigeria’s political class as a Damnosa Hereditas.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/clarks-depiction-of-jonathan-is-heretic-revisionism-obahiagbon/

Eyaaa...I hope u get to read this!

I believe u are d gentle kinda wife..easy going, 'good' girl etc

Plus u probably got some assets u dnt 'value'.

All ur husband needs is a real handling!
How?

Watch some porns! Yeah, watch them. Learn exotic moves, learn how to deepthroat. When u don learn finish, begin 2 request b4 ur husband ask..go 2 to 3 rounds @ nite. In d morning, do 2 rounds. If he mistakenly dey house for noon, eat his meat..suck him till he comes then sit on it till d thing no fit stand!

I can bet it that ur husband go run here to tell how u want kill am b4 him time...

Hope it is helpful

ikechukwuapeh:
it worked thanks

U just did it? Pls how?

MTN to mtn or to other ntwks?

On a need 2 knw basis here

Ucheosefoh:
Seems like Mtn hate my mainline e no work for me but I go try am for my other line

Same here ooo...chai, e dey pain me ooo

4bobo:
This guy should take it easy. Enyama dosent deseve this type of ash treatment from the so called bossy. I bet you that he is one of the most dedicated , player we have in SE. Infact, he always display his best and enjoy each game in good mood. Some one just buried his mother few days ago, and you expect him to be in best form.
Even what about if he came late to the camp, what sunday olishe should have done is to use his discretion, to express condolence to his family, and tell him that he understand his trauma he has passed through in recent times, that he might not be fully participate in the training due to his current trials, but with his experience, he should support whom ever given the captain ship .To me it would have resolved this issue... Olishe is not wise enough.....

This na comedy or comment?

Abeg na simple question I dey ask o

KashyBaby:
Until now I don't get it why men love big butts? Plz remind me,watz in there anyway?

Ahhhhh...no talk am outside ooooo

U no knw say na dia we follow come and many go like to follow dia go back...

firstEVA:
exactly, i have more than that

Pix or u are a relative of Liar Mohammed...

McCarlito:
This one na just promo copy.... Waiting patiently for the original copy

Typical Nigerian...always saying 'let's wait and see'

Never being proactive and taking the lead!

Lvlink:
There is still chances they could make it!

Lol

It's one nominee par state..
Utomi is frm same state as Kachikwu so no way for him again