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woky:
welcom.

Chai... See common Bauchi get international airport and state like Bayelsa no get..
GEJ F-UP shaa

Are u kidding?

U called Bauchi state common! I dnt get that!

But Bauchi and Bayelsa are not in d same league though d states starts with d sound 'ba'

KwoiZabo:
GEJ cleared all FG salaries, had unprecedented Infrastructural projects all round the country and still left enough money to bail out APC states yet Bisi Akande the shameless old fool will still open his TEETH to tell us Buhari inherited rot. If what Buhari inherited is rot then I prefer that rot & 'coz d way things are going world bank might have to bail out Buhari in 2019.

Unprecedented infrastructural projects...

Pls I beg u in d name of whatever u believe in, KINDLY name FIVE...remember he spent 5years

Na beg I dey beg o!

SmartMugu:
Your wallet na purse? Where all the things
u mentioned go fit enter wallet?

He must be a 'smartmugu'

Lol

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FP tinzzzz

More 2 come

GlorifiedTunde:
Pele Joseph Edgar

If I add to the two thousand naira will it calm your nerves?

Go and work and make money, when you're in millions don't give to any Church.

CHIKENA!!!

HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK THAT MAY BE THE REASON YOU HAVE ONLY #2000 LEFT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T PAY YOUR TITHES

Pls tell him ooo

I pay tithe to God thru a church not to pastor!
And when I do, I invoke d blessings on tithing on myself..and d result shows!

Now, if d pastor like, chop my money! Na him biz be d@!

That is all I gotta say

The Vatican City has declared an emergency fast for Mourinho and Chelsea!

Olayinka8793:
OP is either a staff of empty hen or he just tried Sambisa weed for the first time.

U are so on point..but army don blow Sambissa weed

I dey sure say na Okwale Igbo wey d guy buy for Elere junction in Warri



So some sane pple still fit defend MTN..well, one man's meat is anoda man's suya

tchidi:
Here's mine....made this last week.

If d egusi I am making now no come out like dis, I go pour am away ooo

Dis intimidation too much but am comforted by my Alma mata anthem..intimidation, we condole not (LAUTECH)

I am here to read comments by some 'apa'..someone help me translate 'apa' to English abeg

Lemme say dis sharperly!

For d past 5days, I have bn receivin sms frm MTN d@ I shld get 1GB data & 700mins 2 call any ntwk @ 5000naira by dialing *567*1#.

My conclusion is, d 36k or 33k wey una dey receive was a likely leak of a service in progress by MTN.

Like dis 2naira SMS, e fit be same ish too.

Ahaha...
Omo, if u no sabi am, u no sabi am o

No be by d number of calcutors wey dey ur front we go sabi efiko!

Am using BlackBerry Q5, battery is non-removable.

And it's last long..u knw d usuals with BlackBerry now!

In case!

gwas:
The snake must have been living in there for months, he increased in size to that level in that house.

That's another weird thing about this animal, they could be living under the same roof with you for years without you knowing. But what surprises me most is that this is happening in a ghetto like Ajegunle for the last time I checked no bush in that vicinity, everywhere is choked up.

Is that possible?

I quite follow your line of thought because such a mammoth animal could not have waltz through Ajegunle without people noticing!

The people in that vicinity should give testimony ooo

This is serious o!

All these snake stories! And they are damn big!

But, how did this got into the ceiling? How did it even get into such neighbourhood without them noticing!

But that guy tried o coz if na me, na to run sure pass!

MISSNORA:
thanx

U r wlcm..

MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal

Lovely specs u got thr!

cactuscee:
You can trek if you like.

Since na our opinion go shape ur decision, do d 3 kwanu! Drive frm Lag 2 Benin, fly frm Benin to Asaba then take public transport frm Asaba to PH

U are welcome, don't mention! Ko to ope!

Next confused person on da line!

Team Agofure motors and Ekesons..where are yhu?

dominique:
It would have been understandable if it was a crowded picture but there were just 3. Whoever is in charge of that account goofed big time.

I am telling u.
The handler of that account is yet to come across Osinbajo's assets declaration

agarawu23:
I don't know about other guys o, but I can't sha.

Two oga can't be in the same bus

In Lasgidi, 2 ogas dey dey same bus oooo

D conductor go dey shout 'weave ur hand, no stop here werey'

D driver too go dey hala 'ogbeni, collect ur mone, let them knw say change no dey, close my door, Oloshi'

Not a very bad score line!

A clean sheet despite the forceful withdrawal of enyeama due to bereavement!

They can do better though!

I never saw the match so, hey, don't stone me!

MISSNORA:
my mum tot me to bless those who insults me

It's good to listen to ones mum, swthrt!

biafransoul:
12 (bodmas) (3+3)*3)- 3+3
(6)*3)-(6)
(18)-(6)
18-6 =12

12.

Using BODMAS...3+(3*3) - 3+3
(3+9)(-3+3)
12+0
Ans is 12.
12

Hmmmmm...o ba efon labata, o yo obe ti, omi lo mu ku ni?

Na d thng wey her eye dey find e see o

Else she no do her homework?

Hisses in Swahili

TheHeGoat:
It squeezed the life out of the useless dog. It was probably about to swallow it before the useless people found it

Lol!

It's like ur boss really abused u 2day or wot is it with 'useless'!

obinnajr:
BUHARI WHY

E be lyk Bode George don bite person oooo

Mk I dodge b4 Wailing wailers stone me 4 here!

ShineuEye:
Can Buhari trace his plot of land in Dubai?
Am also trying to trace my plot of land on the moon. Buhari has only N30mil yet his wife can afford N10mil watch.

Who is Buhari trying to fooooool? Who owns that Asokoro lakeside mansion located at number 9, Udo Udoma Street, Asokoro, Abuja?

The N2.1 Billion house below is now my own since Buhari is too ashamed to declare it.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477249_5a_jpegafd6c8022c8c6d205cc79d39eed3fb2e

Good one!

Osinbajo's assets is clearer!

Where exactly are Buhari's houses in Abuja and Kaduna? We need specifics!

And I really hope the presidency and APC will not deny this later!

Is this a stmt by presido?

Coz Garba, Adesina or Lai Mohammed go soon deny am oooo

Watch out for this upcoming topic 'Is it right for my husband to kiss me every nite b4 goig to bed? Advice needed pls'!

Some people ehn!

I comment my reserve!

Anything Sai Baba says now, we better record it...
Coz it's d Season of Denials by APC & Presidency!