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Y una dey talk all these shit is coz ur hero GEJ no get kid while in office!

Do u knw my flight has been delayed just coz Shepopotamus PEJ want land..for bloody 2hours!!

If not for ban, I for say una dey jobless!

Rilwayne001:
Where is that silly GenBuhari moniker that was spewing trash all around

He don show with more thrash than ever!

darelar:
many finished ones. This is learning compare to others even in green villa Yenagoa

Ehn Ehn!

No wonder him wife knw say he go still go prison...

Honestly, GEJ is just clueless!
Did he thnk PMB go allow am squat qit him for Aso villa ni?
He no even finish d house he go stay temporarily b4 he go go Kuje prison...

TANOIDS, over to u

And to think d OP is a female!

Lesbito..well done!

Ymodulus:
I also hears it on BBc Hausa this morning

I knows that u truly 'hears' it!

starlight101:
In cheerful mood abi? People dey die for maiduguri start work joor enough of this celebration

Chai, na wa ooo

Then tell u say na 2day pix be dis?

Let me help u guys!

D man frm Daura has a twitter account

@MBuhari

Direct ur stupid and clueless bitterness thr

Hop una dey feel better now?

Una get big problem oooo...
Pesin dey njoy hersef u dey tag am 'so so show off dis and d@'
Like seriously naija need serious repair
Jobless people overplenty

Chai...whr is YBNL boss, Olamide in all this celebration.

D guy too invest in 'Change' than 2 be 4gotten ooooo

xavier0327:
I still dont understand why people still fly Arik...

As in ehn! Arik and Dana can cancel flights!
Especially if it's evening flight.
Am not advertising, but I njoy Air Peace!

richeso:
not even a seat for Vice President to be..OP i fully understand you.
i see who be oga and who be boy.

Na wa oooo...dis pix was long b4 Osinbajo was chosen as d VP candidate to Buhari

Like seriously, take another look on d pix.
Sambo is stretching is hand for a shake, somthng like 'My Oga'
Look @ his face..he's lookin @ GEJ somehow pleadingly..as if he has done something wrong or his asking for a favour..his eyes is 100% fixed on GEJ
Now, look @ GEJ! His hand is not stretched..d handshake from him is more like formality..to fulfill all righteousness
His mind is not wit Sambo! How do I know? Look at GEJ's face..his eyes is looking elsewhere
GEJ's body language gave him away so much..he is even waving his left hand..kinda dismissing Sambo and d lady
Probably, he is tired, moody, or not pleased to see Sambo..he just wanna go in and relax with a local gin frm Otuoke!
I rest my case.

Aminat508:
Oyaaaa from Osun to osogbo

No..na frm Nigeria to Abuja go better pass

[quote author=2undexy post=33763687]wats sexy abt the insult[/quote
Dumbass is an ass d@ is dumb!

Sexy insult coz d insult is coming frm 'sexy' lady

Lolzzzzzzz

If u believe dis fable, u wil believe anything d@ is pooh poohed in NL

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Hypocrite.

Why don't you reject their advances, or stop asking them for sex? You ask for sex and they accept, or, they request for sex and you indulge, and then you have the temerity to come and ask _stupid questions as if having sex was as easy as joining 2 magnets together.

Sex doesn't just happen, it's initiated. Stop asking hopelessly _stupid questions.[/color]

I gbadun ur para...as in! U knw d Op b4

LuvSwollenPussy:
My gf own na number 5 o. And number 4 no dey dia talkless of 5. In short na pipeline size.

...if ur weapon com b like chewing stick, she go dey use u read NL comments b d@ no matter hw u try

scentmarlc:
My girlfriend's own no dey there. Coz d way she dey tek form for me so, e be like say the babe no get vagina. So abeg my ansa be " none of the above"

U ar on a long-thing..go 2 TB 4 deliverance sharperly

mistypiper:
Just like Ibadan.

As in ehn!
I remember when 1st Shoprite open in Ib..peeps go thr 2 buy 1bottle of pet coke

Y bro J pocket him hand na?
D guy no dey smile @ all..he b lyk 'Pres Yayi, y did u visit my enemy b4 comin here?'
Bwahahahaha

D specs is amazing!

But d battery no try oooo..na 2 dey carry gen whereva u go

EagleScribes:
No need to buy dictionary again.

I checked up one of these words in my phone dictionary and the thing hanged immediately

That was how my phone was induced into a state of discombobulated comatose

Let me say presticible that is as quickly as possible, d@ ur fone don finitesima(finish)
Bwahahahahaha

NobleAky:
Show patience Gudluck this and i bet u she will challenge Patrick to a grammatical contest

Lol
Mama go shout..chai..Patrick! All this big big grammar u ar speaking..dia is god ooooo

Tolexander:
http://www.punchng.com/news/summit-patience-jonathan-denies-blocking-buharis-wife/

Very dumb!

My most tedious trip is abt 2weeks back..recent huh? Abj to Lag!
Got to Berger! Saw dis Rahony or Rahoxy bus arnd 6.30am..bought ticket
By d time bus remain 2pple to fill up, driver said no b d@ bus go tk us 2 Lag, say him no get fuel but anoda bus go com b4 7.30
By 7.30, d bus showd up..but VIO showd up too
VIO want impound d 2 buses coz Berger in Abj no b park..na 4 sharp tinz
Dem sha beg dem..carried us 2 thr park in Jabi side
Then yawa gas!
D new bus wey com say him no get fuel too
Mk I no lie u, we drag dis issue til 9am.
@ a point, we want collect our money but u knw na, dem no gree.
Later arnd 9.15am, we enter road.
We reach Lokoja, use like 20mins to refresh then filld up d bus.
But I njoyd d guys in d bus..I am d DJ. I sat in d front. So na my job 2 select d gbedu we dey rock..
When we reach Akure, d driver said we must look 4 fuel in order 2 avoid storie d@ touch.
We com 4get d journey dey find fuel up and down oooo.
Finally, we get fuel 4 Owena..
We reach Ojota, Lagos arnd 9pm
12hours trip..no be small tiredness ooo
But like I said, evry1 4 d bus made d cumbersome journey a bit interesting!

Weed has its consequences!

Trust me

And GEJ gets d more confused!
And d sacking continues!

barcanista:
Who are the Amebo in Bayelsa? You no go respect yourself?

Abeg Abeg Abeg! I follo u talk?
Idiota!!! Get a life