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Elmojiid:
am here on behalf of NCAN....

hahaha...Johnny could be any tribe bro....Could be John Fashanu, John Emiefiele, Could also be John Tukur..... So brother spell out the branch of NCAN whose interest you represent...

Poverty I rebuke thee....

Let's celebrate with this young Nigerian man as he celebrates 6th wedding anniversary with his pretty but slightly older oyibo wife.....

The Nigerian man Johnny posted on his instagram page "my special day with a special number#6thaneversary"

and the wife replied

"My dream come true love!!"

Funny thing is, I do not think this is for the green card, as the couple happily live in my Shangotedo, Neighborhood!!!

Congrats Mr Jonny and Mrs Brenda Skala


https://www.instagram.com/p/BUgW_CfBVaQ/

Vision4God:
Kogi state...... may God intervene

my lil bro was travelling by road to Abuja... He spent 7 hrs in Okene today..cos of this issue

emeijeh:
What?!

and the jazz failed

[quote author=UDIOK post=56806164][/quote]I am Yoruba Muslim from SW... Ur post will only fill ur heart and those of people like u with hate...

Jabioro:
How does that headline related to narration, the seized container did not form part of the news rather than the writer choose to go on skelewu description ..

one tiri tiri for u....and one plate of goat meat p. Soup... The author na clown...the boxes recovered earlier in d year contained pump actions and not Ak47..

Congrats to d cabbie....it's your time to blow... Some attention seekers will post ur pix tomorrow for somebody to help them locate u. Once again congrats mr driver.

But the soldier, hmmm na court martial get u so

A Masquerade and six persons have been killed in Okene and Ofu Local Government Area of Kogi State respectively by yet to be identified gunmenThe killing in Okene which involved a Masquerade and three of his followers occurred yesterday at Idare district in Okene Local Government Area of the state.
Vanguard gathered that the masquerade and three of his followers were gunned down by two men on motorcycles during the “Eche-Anee” festival which is normally celebrated annually by the people of Kogi Central.
The source further disclosed that immediately the masquerade and some of his followers were gunned down other people at the scene took to their heels to avoid been attacked.
Meanwhile, the state government has banned the festival celebration to avoid further crises.
The Government statement issued yesterday by the Director General, Media and Publicity, Kingsley Fanwo warned that, “Any masquerade or masquerades caught parading the street will be arrest and those behind the masquerade.”
In another similar development, three members of the Vigilante group in Ofu Local Government Area of the state were allegedly killed by yet to be identified bandits on Monday night at Ahi village.
The deceased who were conveying three suspected criminals they earlier arrested who later escaped after the attack were said to have been ambushed by some assailants on their way to Ugwolawo Divisional Police Office at the LGA headquarters.
According to a relation of one of the slain vigilante, Musa Abuh said they suspected that there was communication between some people in the community and the bandits; giving them information on the movement of the vigilante group and arrested suspects.
“This is a serious setback to the community policing which we all embraced as a panacea to the upsurge of crime in the rural areas” Musa Abuh lamented.
Meanwhile, the Administrator of Ofu Local Government Area, Sule Abuhegbiti who confirmed the killing to newsmen said investigation into the matter has commenced in earnest.
However, effort to confirmed the two attack from the Police Public Relation officer, Mr. William Aya proved abortive but sources close to Kogi State Police Command confirmed the incident saying the state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Wilson Inalegwu is on top of the situation.

Ok

rezzy:
Where is tax clearance form gotten from.? How can I get the tax form to show I have been paying for 5 years now?

I u have a paid job, and your taxes are taken from source, I think 6 months payslips will be adequate for you to proof you are yax compliant, but if you are into biz, you will need to visit the LIRS office closest to you to ask questions on how to get your tax card...

www.lirs.gov.ng/contact-us

Lol

dolphinife:
Why attach the pix of his snub with the article?

Someone cannot play with u?

About 14 years after his installation, the Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, on Monday appeared in an Ikeja High Court in a suit challenging his emergence as the paramount ruler of Lagos, saying he is the bona fide monarch.
“I am here to justify my appointment, you cannot build something on nothing, it will be broken.
“By native law and customs and by law, I am the bona fide Oba of Lagos,” said Akiolu, who was accompanied to the court by 10 white cap chiefs.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Akiolu’s installation as the Oba of Lagos is being challenged by Prince Adedoyin Adebiyi and Prince Rasheed Modile, two members of the Lagos royal family.
Joined as respondents in the suit are the state governor, the Attorney-General of Lagos State, Prince Babatunde Akitoye and Chief Junaid Eko.
Both Adebiyi and Modile are claiming that Akiolu is not entitled to the throne because he is not a member of a ruling royal family by not being a direct descendant of Oba Ado, the first Oba of Lagos.
According to the claimants, only members of the Ologun Kutere and Akinsemoyin ruling houses are entitled to the throne.
They also alleged that proper customary rules and procedures were not followed when he was appointed as Oba in May 2003.
While being led in evidence by his lawyer, Mr Adetokunbo Mumuni, Akiolu told the court the procedure he followed before being installed.
“After I made my intention known to my family that I wanted to be Oba of Lagos, I applied for the throne.
“In May 2003, the head of the kingmakers and the then Sole Administrator of Lagos Island Council called at my residence.
“At that time I was preparing to go to the mosque and I was told that I received a letter from the state government and the State Executive Council.
“The letter accepted my nomination that I have been approved to be a worthy successor of the late Oba of Lagos.
“It will be exactly 14 years tomorrow (May 23, 2003) that the my appointment was approved.
“By the grace of Almighty Allah, there is nothing like rotation in the succession to the throne of Oba of Lagos,” Akiolu said.
Before cross-examining Akiolu, lawyer to the claimants, Mr Babatunde Fashanu (SAN), told the court that for the purpose of the trial, Akiolu should be addressed as the defendant and not as the Oba of Lagos while in court.
“I apply that all referrals to the defendant as the Oba of Lagos should be expunged from the records of this honourable court.
“Within the walls of this courtroom, he is a defendant and when we step out of the courtroom, I will lie down and greet him as ‘kabiyesi’ because I am like a son to him,” he said.
Akiolu also told the court that he had a prior relationship with Fashanu’s father when he was working as a lawyer during his early years of legal practice 32 years ago.
“I know your father, I used to carry files for him when we were working together.”
Fashanu’s request to expunge referrals of Akiolu as Oba of Lagos was, however, not granted by the court.
In responding to Fashanu’s question whether proper customary procedure was followed when he became Oba, Akiolu said he was installed according to the customs of Lagos as Oba by kingmakers.
“Akiolu is a direct descendant of Oba Ologun Kutere, there is no registered declaration for the throne.
“It is the old customs and the recommendations of the Price Commission which is over 100 years ago that is still valid till today.”
Akiolu also debunked claims that Akiolu royal family was not one of the ruling houses because it was non-existent.
He said: “Despite the letter from Lagos State Government confirming my appointment as Oba and stating that I am from the Akiolu royal family, I want to make it clear that a royal family and ruling house means the same thing.
“My appointment as the king is the first time in history that kingmakers will be unanimous in selecting an Oba of Lagos.”
Justice A. Candide-Johnson adjourned the case until June 19 for continuation of trial.

jcflex:
Pls can you kindly put us thru, from obtaining the form, to this period. and what are the necessary documents we are to present.

ask me any question

bolliejay:
congrats bro......can u put us tru ....from documentation to payment etc

yes, I would b more than willing to do that...ask me any question..

ElGrecco:
You seem to have a great deal of knowledge about the Eyos. I remember growing up in Lagos island, the god-mother for the Bajulayes used to live in our house so the Onikos do come around to pay homage to her. I think there used to be a very tall man called Baluba amongst the Oniko. The Eyo Eti are quite notrorious for causing mayhem back then. If I am correct, the palace for the Eti is somewhere around patty/ freeman which is Akindele stronghold.

Agbole Etti is on alof street...off Ricca...

MayorofLagos:
Ologede is senior in rank to Eti.

By protocol all Eyos when fully clothed and masked must keep their staff in an upright lifted position and not touvh ground. If not masked or not in full regalia the staff must point and touch to ground

When a single Eyo randomly comes into view of a group of Eyo, whether fully clothed or not, masked or not, must show respect by lowering his staff and point to ground.

Its okay when a group of Eyo comes in view of another set with lateral ranking to observe courtesy, but is not necessary to lower staff.

When a group of Eyo comes in view of a group of another set of Eyo and of senior rank, the lower grade Eyo must lower staff in respect and maintain courtesy, giving the senior rank privilege of passage. Their staff must remain lowered untill the senior group has filed past.

It is not acceptable that a junior group of Eyo fail to yield or lower staff in observance of respect to the senior group of Eyo when their paths cross.

In the case of a violation discipline must be delivered on the spot by the senior group.

The following are acceptable mode of discipline
1 - The use of staff to whip members of the junior group
2 - Seize their hats
3 - Report them to Olori Eyo for penalty and possibly suspension from further outing in successive festivals for a period of time.

Eti and Bajulaye are notorious for acts of indiscipline and lack of respect to other Eyos. Moreso Eti...they deserved the beating from Ologede. They were lucky this was not Laba...

Laba will kill couple of them to bring awareness to the protocol and teach lessons to potential violators in future.

laba ekun...alakete pupa...

Hope she no get cucumber story

Cool stuff

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Funny reactions on twitter as heavy rain pour with thunder disrupts the Adamu oosa (eyo) play in Lagos.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/05/lol-nigerian-twitter-is-saying-ooni-of.html?m=1

Nice

Jacksparr0w127:
Mine isnt a germ

Hahaha....That Nigga own na Bacteria

WAKE-UP CALL TO NIGERIAN YOUTH!!!!
Someone said if you weren't in Minna yesterday for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria.
The landlords gathered to wine and dine.
Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city yesterday as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME.
Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured.
Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties.
Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose.
Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras.
Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway.
Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare.
Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes.
Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There was no tribal statement. No tribal war. He broke the screen of his phone.
Here we are.
Continue defending these people who have divided you along religious, ethnic and tribal lines.
Continue with your gullibilty.
Continue with your nonsense.
What we need is just your brain. Don't bother asking us why.
#Copied.
Wishing you a lovely Sunday.

WAKE-UP CALL TO NIGERIAN YOUTH!!!!
Someone said if you weren't in Minna yesterday for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria.
The landlords gathered to wine and dine.
Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city yesterday as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME.
Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured.
Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties.
Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose.
Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras.
Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway.
Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare.
Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes.
Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There was no tribal statement. No tribal war. He broke the screen of his phone.
Here we are.
Continue defending these people who have divided you along religious, ethnic and tribal lines.
Continue with your gullibilty.
Continue with your nonsense.
What we need is just your brain. Don't bother asking us why.
#Copied.
Wishing you a lovely Sunday.

Edo and nairaland today....

sunshineV:
Only in Yoruba land

lol..Sokoto na Yoruba Land?

skedemi:
30 billion for the akant ooh

Tatee Biliorn for the Akant ooh

gwmlogistic:
Lai why u no invite Samuel peters.

In other news
Fairly used Samsung neon 1.5 HP Ac for urgent sales.
Ketu Lagos.
08039619808

Send a PM pls....

Opakan2:
we yorubas dey sabi fight boxing sha.. you go dey hear slangs like 'fo lenu', 'ba oju e je' etc.

omo yiibos will say it's owomi da

make dem pair me with one of these NL Ipobs.. kin fese ba ti e je

ese o payan loju e ri?

emmabest2000:
In shinko voice ...老毛病



Meanwhile....

Obviously FU isn't a fan of football. Fuch would have been a perfect addition