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Only civil servants who can take loans with reckless abandon can relate to this....


Lol...

LAFO:
5% indeed


Wetin he go use dashboard and transmission fluid do?




Abeg make dem give am spare tyre or jack.... you fit sell that one as a reward for whistle blowing

I tell you. The handler they use weewee....

Kollyman:
is that not beer?

It is not in the ablution kettle this time??

And these guys are promoters of Sharia!

kontunu....

Nah they won't drink beer...but w.eed? Yes... Gum? Yes...Codeine? Yes...

@efccnigeria have a sarcastic response to a man who tried to inquire what the 5% of the 17 vehicles found in the ware house of the former customs big man... I think whistle blowing has come to stay....

Leicester City sack Claudio Ranieri!


Manager Claudio Ranieri has been sacked by Leicester City, nine months after leading them to the Premier League title.

The Foxes are one point above the relegation zone with 13 matches left.

"The board reluctantly feels that a change of leadership, while admittedly painful, is necessary in the club's greatest interest," read a statement.

Ranieri, 65, guided the Foxes to the title despite them being rated 5,000-1 shots at the start of the campaign.

His departure comes less than 24 hours after a 2-1 defeat at Spanish side Sevilla in the first leg of their Champions League last-16 tie.

The Foxes took the Premier League title by 10 points but have won just five top-flight games this season, and could become the first defending champions to be relegated since 1938.

They have lost their past five league matches and are the only side in the top four English divisions without a league goal in 2017.

"His status as the most successful Leicester City manager of all time is without question," added the Foxes statement.

"However, domestic results in the current campaign have placed the club's Premier League status under threat."

Earlier this month, Leicester gave their "unwavering support" to the Italian.

"After all that Claudio Ranieri has done for Leicester City, to sack him now is inexplicable, unforgivable and gut-wrenchingly sad," said former Foxes striker Gary Lineker.

'Club interests above sentiment'

Leicester City vice-chairman Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha:

"This has been the most difficult decision we have had to make in nearly seven years since King Power took ownership of Leicester City. But we are duty-bound to put the club's long-term interests above all sense of personal sentiment, no matter how strong that might be.

"Claudio has brought outstanding qualities to his office. His skilful management, powers of motivation and measured approach have been reflective of the rich experience we always knew he would bring to Leicester City. His warmth, charm and charisma have helped transform perceptions of the club and develop its profile on a global scale. We will forever be grateful to him for what he has helped us to achieve.

"It was never our expectation that the extraordinary feats of last season should be replicated this season. Indeed, survival in the Premier League was our first and only target at the start of the campaign. But we are now faced with a fight to reach that objective and feel a change is necessary to maximise the opportunity presented by the final 13 games."

The man said he drank omi eja...that is W.eed soaked in locally distilled gin. Aka ogogoro....double action....

lol...wash wash things

datola:
Bloggers are creative these days imagining unimaginable to sell news to the gaulibles.

The probability that this was formed by a want be e-warrior is high.

I just called the number...Prince Ade is indeed a professional Friend of the Governor...

deb303:
dunno her... why she dry like bonga fish

she fat yo still complain... The babe dry small sha

The lil girl's knuckles

Lol

HungerBAD:
Obesere and Anthony Fasayo are legends,and that was when NANS still had credibility.

Even the present Deputy Governor of Edo State, and the late NANS President Moses Oisekhaide, use to be in the trenches with us back in the days.

That was when Aluta still had a meaning.

Did Obesere eventually graduate?

Yea... I think he did..

HungerBAD:
Liver fail am.

Leading a protest is a game for men,and not for cassanova play boys who inwardly are cowards.

Tuface should have taken tutorials from the likes of Radical Brother(Old UI graduates should know him),or even Adam's Oshiomhole.

There was no way people would not have lost lives,as miscreants would have hijacked the protest,and used it as an opportunity to maim,loot,steal,molest and cause general havoc.

And the law enforcement would have responded in kind. Their bloods would have been on your head Tuface.

Small Pikin wey no get sense.

Tactical Robber u mean? Former Nans zone d guy. I know him. Ife boys accused him of diverting money meant for some welfare stuffs, hence d name tactical robber... Bro Casanova should get some lessons from d likes of Obesere, Anthony Fasayo, adeola soetan aka baba show, Dr 3As, Akinola Saburi Malcolm X, Burkina and my personal person Aristotle of UNad...aluta continua, Ilesha ascerta....

Nairalanders no sabi read again...the boy still fit feature for UCL games na....haba

TonyeBarcanista:
His selfless service will be greatly missed

selfless indeed

2SWT:
Strong man

as in very strong man?

lytech1:
90wives?
Are women this gollible?

lol

madridguy:
ok

U sabi d man? this one u carry Bolt speed come book space so..

THE controversial super-polygamist and Islamic preacher with over 90 wives, Alhaji Mohammed Bello Masaba, is dead.
He died, yesterday afternoon, after a brief illness in his Bida, Niger State residence.
He was 93 years.
There had been anxiety over his health in the past three days after he disappeared from public view.
Personal assistant to the nonagerian, Alhaji Mutairu Salawudeen Bello, confirmed the death in a telephone interview with our correspondent.
“With gratitude to Allah (SWT), we announce the death of Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar Bello this afternoon. He was aged 93 years. He died after a brief illness.
“The Janiza prayer and interment are slated for tomorrow (Sunday) by 10am.”
Bello said that the late Islamic preacher fore-told his death and was prepared for it.
“Baba had told us that his time was up. He told me personally during his last moment that he has completed his divine assignment and was ready to meet his creator.
“He told us to remain dedicated to the cause of Islam and urged us all not to deviate from all his teachings on righteousness, piety and total submission to the will of Allah. He warned us to shun adultery but that we are free to marry as many women as possible instead of piling up cuncubines because it is ‘Hallal’ before Allah.”

May his soul Rest in Peace

THE controversial super-polygamist and Islamic preacher with over 90 wives, Alhaji Mohammed Bello Masaba, is dead.
He died, yesterday afternoon, after a brief illness in his Bida, Niger State residence.
He was 93 years.
There had been anxiety over his health in the past three days after he disappeared from public view.
Personal assistant to the nonagerian, Alhaji Mutairu Salawudeen Bello, confirmed the death in a telephone interview with our correspondent.
“With gratitude to Allah (SWT), we announce the death of Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar Bello this afternoon. He was aged 93 years. He died after a brief illness.
“The Janiza prayer and interment are slated for tomorrow (Sunday) by 10am.”
Bello said that the late Islamic preacher fore-told his death and was prepared for it.
“Baba had told us that his time was up. He told me personally during his last moment that he has completed his divine assignment and was ready to meet his creator.
“He told us to remain dedicated to the cause of Islam and urged us all not to deviate from all his teachings on righteousness, piety and total submission to the will of Allah. He warned us to shun adultery but that we are free to marry as many women as possible instead of piling up cuncubines because it is ‘Hallal’ before Allah.”

May his soul Rest in Peace

F**k......May their souls RIP

Escalze:
owerri?

trash...

Owerri nor cheap o... Cost of living is high so is the standard...

Nice but implement

bluntly:
cultist hardly kill none cultist...............korede is likely to be a rival cultist.........just thinking aloud ..............I got no single pity for cultists

This badoo group is more than what u think. Not like a random street gang. They kill for reasons I don't just understand. They rape yet kill their victims. Its just too absurd. Not like the Aiye and Eiye thing u get...

ALUTA CONTINUA, ILESA ASCERTA!!!

The word called cancer is a lie…You might not believe this but cancer is not a disease; it is a business.Cancer consists of only a deficiency of vitamin B17. It is nothing else.
Cancer has become widespread; it has affected the old, young, baby and everyone.Sharing this wonderful post will expose many of the hidden hands of the world’s manipulators and annoy them.Do you know that the book “World Without Cancer” has up till now been prevented from being translated into many world languages?
Know this: there is no disease called cancer. Cancer consists of only a deficiency of vitamin B17. It is nothing else.
Avoid chemotherapy, surgery and or taking medicines with strong side effects.
You would recall that in the past, quite a large number of seamen lost their life to a named disease (scurvy); a disease that took the life of numerous people as well. And a number of people got an enormous income from it. Afterwards, it was discovered that scurvy was just a deficiency of vitamin C. That means it wasn’t a disease (illness).

Cancer is also just like that! The colonizing world and the enemies of humanity established the cancer industry and made it into a business. from which they earn billions in income.

The cancer industry flourished after world war II. To fight cancer, all these delays, details and enormous expenditures are not needed. They only go to line the pockets of colonizers, especially since the cure for the condition was found long ago.

The prevention and cure of cancer will be obtained simply through the following strategies:

Those who have cancer should first try to know what cancer is. Do not panic! You should investigate the condition.

Nowadays does anyone die of an illness called scurvy? No. Because it gets cured.

Since cancer is only a deficiency of vitamin B17, eating 15 to 20 pieces of apricot stone/nucleus (fruit stone) everyday is enough.

Eat wheat bud (wheat sprouts). Wheat bud is a miraculous anti-cancer medicine. It is a rich source of liquid oxygen and the strongest anti-cancer matter named laetrile. This matter is present in the fruit stone of apple and is the extracted form of vitamin B17 (Amygdalin).

The American medicinal industry has started implementing the law forbidding laetrile production. This medicine is being manufactured in Mexico and gets smuggled into USA.

Dr. Harold W. Manner, in a book named “Death of Cancer” has stated that the success of cancer treatment with laetrile is as high as above 90%.

Sources of Amygdalin (Vitamin B17)

The foods containing vitamin B17 include the following:

-The fruit stone or grain(seed) of fruits. This contains the highest amount of vitamin B17 in nature. This includes fruit stone of apple, apricot, peach, pear, and prune (dried plum).

-Common beans, corns(grains), which include bean, lentil sprout (lentil bud) Lima (Lima beans) and pea.

-Kernels: Bitter Almond (Richest source of vitamin B-17 in nature) and Indian almond.

-Mulberries: almost all mulberries such as black mulberry, blueberry, raspberry and strawberry.

-Seeds (Grains): sesame and linseed (seed of linen/flax seed).

-Groats of oats, barley, brown rice, groats of block wheat, linseed, millet and rye.

This vitamin is found in grains and fruit stones of apricot, brewer’s yeast, rough rice (paddy) and sweetmeat pumpkin.

List of Anti-Cancer Foods
•Apricots (kernels/seeds)
•seeds from other fruits like apples, cherries, peaches, prunes, plums, pears
•Lima beans
•Fava beans
•Wheatgrass
•Almonds
•Raspberries
•Elderberries
•Strawberries
•Blackberries
•Blueberries
•Buckwheat
•Sorghum
•Barley
•Millet
•Cashews
•Macadamia nuts
•Bean sprouts
All are the highest sources of absorbable vitamin B17.

Ingesting dish washing liquids (used in the kitchen) and hand washing liquid (used in the restroom) is the main cancer causing factor so your eating of them should be restricted.You will surely say that we do not eat them!
However, you daily wash your hands with hand washing liquid and wash your plates with dish washing liquid.The liquid is absorbed and will not leave the plate with washing. When cooking or eating food, the soap in the plate or dish gets attached to the hot food and so we end up eating the dish washing liquid with our food. Even if you rinse the plate hundreds of times, that will be of no use.

But the solution is to pour half of the dishwashing liquid and hand washing liquid and top it up with vinegar.
It is as simple as that.Do not eat blood cancer causing agents and also save your family from this danger.Similarly, seriously desist from washing vegetables with even a few drops of dishwashing liquid because irrespective of how much you would rinse them, the chemicals would have already entered the tissues of the vegetable and will not get rinsed away.Instead, soak fruits and vegetables with salt and then rinse with water. And to keep them fresh, add vinegar.

Please share this post with others so they can also benefit from the information.

Read more: http://newsrescue.com/secret-uncovered-cancer-not-disease-business/#ixzz4LjhzhrTJ

http://newsrescue.com/secret-uncovered-cancer-not-disease-business/#axzz4LgCMpKoV

Rapsowdee01:
What's NLNG ?

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mackmanuel:
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Ur brain too went the other way....on a thread like ds?

This gallant brother dealt with Robbers in Lagos and Ogun....was he not the one heading SARS in Lagos? I think he deserves the promotion...

passyhansome:
O P what about DANFO

named after Usman the son of Fodio. UsmanDANFOdio