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aboki how much is the ride?

aboki

Again?

Dear Lassa
First of all, your fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Ebola came, we were told to forsake Bush meat & Suya, we obeyed. And now you. you just came & without the fear of God in you, you said we should forsake garri
Garri ke? Thunder fire you!!!!
Do you know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerian students gather together and swear for u eeh!!! , your tenure no go last reach another 1 week. Nonsense!

I think CBN should come out and address the item 2(b) of this document, as it clearly contradicts item (3).


any form of withdrawal/transfer FROM saving accounts.

It should be noted that these charges are ONLY payable by RECEIVING accounts...

I need help to understand the true position of these important issues, for the avoidance of doubt...

Speechless

Sa

SA

Good a.m y'all......This German Machine is still very much available for pick up.....Kindly keep the calls coming in

barnaby04:
How much is your best price?

Thanks for your inquiry....I can consider 1.2M

SA

Ac chilling, tiptronic gear with sports drive, steering control buttons, well maintained with synthetic oil, auto drive, traction control system active, newly installed shocks, first body,neat interior, 17inch alloy wheels.
88k+km mileage.

Location: Lagos
Price:1.250M(slightly negotiable)
For inspection and inquiries: Kazeem. 08062127399

Degis:
Obviously, this writer lost the plot with this is meaningless missive when he tries to con his readers by appealing to sentiments.

He said Adeboye prophesied that Boko Haram and ISIS will be considerably weakened, this can be verified easily by studying the modu operandi of these guys, which an independent verifier will agree. Does Boko Haram and ISIS still hold as much territories like before?. No.

He ranted about Adeboye's fuel less driving, this shouldn't elicit any controversy because all through history, God has shown Himself in diverse ways and means by doing anything at anytime for whosoever He wished.

I guess he should be asking Adeboye how a boy from the backwaters of Ifewara could become one of the most influential persons in the Universe

On the fund raising debacle, I still wonder, how he had expected Adeboye to have raised the funds, when he gave opportunity to everyone to come in at his or her level. Adeboye called from 1 billion to 100 Naira but because this fellow cocooned in his 2 by 2 studio flat in middle of a nowhere borough in the UK could not imagine that there are people in Nigeria that can give millions of Naira to God's work without battling an eyelid

I am happy to inform these our perennial naysayers that the Project has been built and dedicated to the Glory of God

why u dey vex na??

@The last pix...see as d man I'm purple suit (ordinary Ahmed Issah of Brekete family) they look Lagos based nollywood star Desmond...and d guy sef dey connected o.. He calls IGP, senate president, speakers, serving gorvernors....even me president on his shows...yet see as he dey scope Desmond like say him na Obama..Lagos is Africa's HQ of entertainment...cos ds ordinary president no too dey known cos he is fct based...

Kingy10:
E no lie now, Arms deal for instance, we import match sticks..that's still better, WE import Toothpick, shaybee match sticks still get sulphur ...

sincerely it's unfortunate fellow compatriot. May God help us in ds country

oba2flex:
1. People in African countries steal money from their own government

2. The internet we are using is theirs

3. We import everything including matchsticks

4. Most countries in African should be recolonized

It hits us hard but bros talk true...na lie d man talk?

yea...but still...I feel kinda offended

oba2flex:
Na now u sef dey see this thing? Although the man is right to an extent, he needs to have his brains checked. His bluntness is beyond ordinary

right as in Nigeria should only be mentioned if and only if bad examples are required? That's bad in my own opinion...

Did the US presidential aspirant actually say this about Nigerian leaders?

[quote author=CeenoEvu post=41811360][/quote]thanks for helping me out my bro....

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

omo ur summary is a back 2 back hit....from remove cloth to put ur prick here....and COME dey go.......u killed it bro

This is very funny.....especially if you understand Yoruba Language...

EFCC ARRAIGNS HALIRU (ITAN HALIRU ATI DELE)

DELE: Hello Haliru, Bawo ni?
HALIRU: Ta lo n soro?
DELE: Momodu ni o
HALIRU: Ki lo wa de o?
DELE: EFCC n bo n le yin o
HALIRU: Awusubilahi , ki ni mo ma se?
DELE: E ma foya, format wa ni le
HALIRU: Haa, Mo ti bo lowo cancer , mi o tun le lo yen mo o
DELE: Ta lon soro Cancer, Mo ti lo Cancer fun Aunty already, Iyen o jawo mo, Paralysis lo wa n floor bayii
HALIRU: Eje jesu, Para kini?
DELE: Enu e le wa yen, ewon le fin sere lodun titun , E je wa gba Medical report.
HALIRU: Say no more..

nice olofofo gist....

I served in IMO in 2010. State alawee was 4k...though I am still being owed 8 months arrears till date. Good town especially if u like fun. Every major town was a hit. Back 2 back. From Owerri to Mbaise...to oguta...to mbano....ko ni da fun iyalaya pay mistress. Egbon Corper if u don't like d pay/place you can come n go n relocate

This is funny.....

Me Laye= I dont have a life....

Okuta = Bad Luck......


what a terrible combo.....

u na chief arowo magbe? but i for return am sha......

lol....reminds of high school days....

"you dont know general mathematics, and you want to further ur maths......I wonder what u want to further..."

Radoillo:
LOL.

I knew this Yoruba Muslim from my IT days at NBL. Once we (me and a bunch of other IT students) got talking about drinking and he joined in. I was a little surprised because he struck me as someone who took his faith seriously - his dad was an imam and he prayed regularly.

So I said, "You drink beer?"

He looked at me quizzically and went, "Yes, why? Do I look too young to drink?" I was even more surprised that he couldn't tell straight away that his religion was the reason I was surprised.

When I finally said, "But you're a Muslim", he went, "Oh...that. Mscheew..."

I am also a devout, I pray 5 times a day, fast in Ramadan, planning to do my hajj soon, I give Zakat, and I believe in Allah Almighty.....But I dont see all these a reason not to enjoy most especially a very cold BEER!!! I LOVE gulder and 33 export larger.......Above all I am YORUBA.

falconey:
what is the state of 'Allawii' for each State.We decided to get
it from previous post that was posted March 06, 2015 ,
This is NYSC Allowance For States In Nigeria to answer their
questions.
However there may be some increment as time goes on.
Here is the list of the state Allawii in Nigeria for corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to
corpers in ministry and N5000 to those
in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those
in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Porthacourt Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years

We guess you all are good to go?
Please Feel Free To Add Your State Allawee.




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Imo paid 4k 5 years ago under Ikedi Ohakim....maybe Uncle Roach has reviewed it (downwards) sha....But Borno 1k? No wonder Boko Haram dey recruit like craze.....BTW why Bauch add 50 naira? dem for make am 1200 na....lol

Hmmmm....u dey use style lie sha.....my cousin sent me ds same pix like 2weeks ago on whatsapp...with a different story line but bros why na? U wan b Lai Mohammed ni?

rationalmind:
This isn't true neither is it close to being true. Ibeju-Lekki to iyana oworo cannot be more than 400. Iyana oworo to Ketu can't be more than 100 naira. That's maximum of a thousand naira per day.

There's a way these things work. OP wakes early, he gets a direct vehicle to ketu and pays 200 naira. More so, It's equally possible a staff stays around him which will ease t fare.

OP, I'll strongly suggest you take it and start from somewhere. I personally know someone who stays at iyana-ipaja, works at Ikoyi, and his salary isn't up to 30K.

Congrats on your new job.

not true Awoyaya to Ajah is around 200 not too sure of the fare from Ajah to iyana oworo but shd b more than 200. Apart from T fare....the distance is quite much o. Ferry is an option from Ajah to ikorodu.

ijustdey:
what on earth is a man doing with 870 ATM cards.....

E dey chop am

I swear the first pix na for her Igbo joint....end time olosho