₦airaland Forum

Adaahjacob:
IF E-MAIL IS FOR ELECTRONIC MAIL; THEN E MONEY SHOULD ALSO B ELECTRONIC MONEY. MEANWHILE ONLY IN NIGERIA U'L SEE AND HEAR OF MANSIONS WORTH 18 MILLION DOLLARS AT ASOKORO.....
I NO CALL NAMES OOO

the E is like a name abbreviation.....Emeka

DEAFandDUMB:
Please how can one get to Ajah from Ikeja...
Am kind of lost here...

Thanks..

askk once u get to badagry final bus stop. Ajah isn't too far from there..

Adebo007:
One thing I knew is that England is a terrorist country! I pray to God for country to be destroy from the face of the earth!

ODE

folks4luv:
Are we really operating three tiers of govt n federalism? Why should a governor sack LG chairmen he didn't appoint, weren't they elected?
They were preparing for election, yes, the president didn't sack d governors prior to election right?

They were appointed. They were not chairmen but executive secretaries. Tnx

Beremx:
blessed is the womb that nurtured the baby. Wow!

abeg can someone calculate the weight of the baby in kilograms? I no sabi oyinbo type of measurement.



lalasticlala, come see orobo pikin o!

6.8kg

DEFLOWERED after refusing more sex? Nairaland I hail thee

A letter to all state chapters of the Local government employee Union..

Came across this very funny pix... Over to all unrepentant bachelors in the house...

They have them in Lagos too Committee of wives of Lagos state Officials(COWLSO). Just that Ogun took it a step further...if ur wife is a state official... U can as well join d lazy peoples group.

Same old same old

Isese lagba

Wow

Topiipii:
Tyres expire in 6 years from the date of manufacture, although I have read on several sites that it's 4 years in Nigeria. Whichever the case may be, you can calculate the expiry date based on the date of manufacture of the tyre.

The link below sheds more light on tyre expiry dates
http://www.tiresafetygroup.com/tires-expire-in-six-years/

Bro this is a lil bit confusing. The date on my tire is 2018. I assumed that was the best before date. Although I bought them in March 16. I felt it could have been in store for 2 years. I will attach pix when I am out of bed

1HGCP36818A054261 thanks in advance...

mayskit4luv:
Good for them..... I'm going home!

hmmmm too early to go home boss....

Because ornithological specimens of identical plumage tend to congregate in close proximity.....

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Hmmmm!!! Hope it won't affect the fishing activities in Epe n Badagry? The vegetables farms at Ise. Now we can welcome Lagos to the association of states under the firm grip of economic hitmen......

103 cows killed in that attack......

I got this beast from the market yesterday.....though quite expensive (15k) plus extra 1k for processing... U can holla if u want some of ds.... Better enjoyed in egusi with some freshly tapped tombo to push it down.....

Came across this and felt I should share with the good people of nairaland.... It could save a life....

A Man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong
phone number via mobile money transfer, he
thought of what to do to stop the person from
withdrawing the money and he came up with this: he
sent a message to the person's phone saying. "Hello
dark & worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you
have received the money I sent to you. It's for your
initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious
satanism in the ogboni fraternity scheduled to take
place 2moro midnight at 12am. That money is only
for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping.
There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. 2
weeks after the initation, a family member very close
to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to
wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to
any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case
you're not ready to join, please send back the money
otherwise you will die in the next 24hours........
.............5minutes later, he got an SMS saying; Please
send another 2million naria, my friend is also
interested........ the man fainted.

These are baba ijebu terminals fa......

Somewhere in Lagos......

Arsenal fans embarking on a four (4) days dry fasting and prayers ahead of their champions league clash vs Barcelona.

1 word for them. Hahahahahahaha

Who won the race? I think this is a difficult shot to call...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought… Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember hopefully. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my very beautiful and bootylicious secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.?"

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had our food served and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day… We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?". She said, "Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." I nervously replied: "OK dear"

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there... On the couch.... Stark Naked.... Holding my erect Manhood!

u get liver o...

Ajegunle don dey Texas? @the Jeep, e be like say na Ajeromi Ifelodun(as in Ajegunle, aka AJ ciry) number plate b dat...

Toronto Canada car theft gang was black a.xe.....Europe sex slave drivers are Eiye boys......These guys have completely finished this country..

How do I get Eritrean Citizenship? I am an active male in my 30s...
I speak English but could learn Arabic if need be.. I had A in Home Economics, B in Agriculture, and F in Mathematics... I hope I would be able to secure a good job on arrival...

Thanks

I paid 30k for 64 pages....but Ibadan passport office go tire u with server is down wahala sha... I ended up pickin after 3 weeks..

Awoof dey purge o