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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Re-Organization Of Nigeria Police Force. Create 5 Zonal Commands by eniafet: 3:18pm On May 28, 2020
godkiller:
The police force needs overhauling.

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Crime / Re: Death Toll In Sokoto Gunmen Attack Rises To 74 (Graphic Photos) by eniafet: 3:12pm On May 28, 2020
God help naija oh. All this killings is enough.
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Politics / Re: Photos: The Grave Of Abba Kyari At Gudu Cemetery by eniafet: 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2020
Please who knows anything about the Telpecom grant. It's going on now. It has Instagram chat group. Pls if it is for real...

Please kindly update me. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Is D’ Banj Having Oral Intercourse With This Female Fan On Stage? –PHOTO by eniafet: 3:43pm On Feb 26, 2015
it seems to me that the one you fall for is phyno but you are much beautiful than that.with how desperate you might have thought pls change your perspective ladies who thinks like this, I believe they always underrate themselves but I hope you are the unique one
Phones / Re: Jonathan Accused Of 'Procuring' N11bn Equipment To Tap Phones Of Nigerians by eniafet: 3:22pm On Feb 26, 2015
did someone call this info a lie well is very easy for me to believe because the same
Jonathan gave 4.3bn to his wife to renovate her office so what is 2.5bn that he can't waist nemesis will tell on this bad leaders and the bloods and soul gone will not sleep...
Romance / Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by eniafet: 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2015
if a lady is going the wrong way i think the best thing to do is to correct her instead of hurling insult on her am coming u wanna fo read
Politics / Re: APC Fund Raiser For Buhari and Osibanjo Last Night (Photos) by eniafet: 3:31pm On Feb 01, 2015
yes oooo na BUHARI fit do am make gej go rest ma Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces.

I have sent this to u because u are my M.P. (My Padi). ke hum matter no go be like nebudchadnezzer for bi ble

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