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Romance / Re: Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Enigmaticicon(m): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2013
2. Her dressing- believe it or not, a wife needs to apply a bit of modesty in her dressing when she gets married.
Now, easy as it is to say she’d change her closet full of skimpy and semi Unclad clothes when she says I do, she needs to begin to change it now.
You can only be used to things you have started practising.
There’s a difference between a wife and a ho. If your wife dresses like a video vixen all the time or like a stripper, then expect no respect whatsoever when you are out together.
Besides, when the kids start coming, how do you want to explain to them why mommy keeps dressing like she raided a kindergarten store and took all their baby dresses?
Romance / Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Enigmaticicon(m): 3:26pm On Dec 15, 2013
Getting married is a life changing situation and something everybody wants to do right because nobody plans to walk down the aisle more than once…at least nobody in their right mind plans to.
If you are planning to walk down the aisle in the very near future and with the woman you are seeing and you need to be very sure she’s the one, here are qualities that if she’s got, she just might not fit into the role.
1. She’s dependent- On you for everything. When she wants to buy the smallest thing, she dials your number and asks you to buy it for her. When she wants to make any important decision, she stalls and waits till you see each other. When she needs to do things she should be able to handle on her own, she keeps waiting for you to come make the decision for her, then you need to think twice.
Nothing bad in making decisions togethter or helping her buy stuff but everything is wrong when it happens all of the time.
A wife needs to be independent. Be able to run the home when her husband isn’t home and make important decisions when he is busy.
You need an independent one not a dependent person. It is a wife you want not a pet.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 2:59pm On Dec 15, 2013
LadyH: ur statement came too late. tongue
Lol..You were probably two slow to read..
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 2:16pm On Dec 15, 2013
LadyH: he is on top of d gurl world na.. grin


i no longa bother when guys say all gals r cheap. likes of this gal don fall hand finish.
Eya..I can feel your rage..
Politics / Re: Something You Must Know About Your President And His Wife. by Enigmaticicon(m): 2:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
aanumama: I thought they were 10year apart undecided undecided
Well now you know..
Politics / Something You Must Know About Your President And His Wife. by Enigmaticicon(m): 2:05pm On Dec 15, 2013
Now I know that it's not today that guys have been marrying women who are their senior. So, all of you who are complaining about the likes of Toyin Lawani and Kaffy should just take a chill pill and free them. *yinmu*
President Goodluck Jonathan was born on November 20, 1957, while his wife Patience was born on October 25, 1957. Do the maths and you will understand who is the junior and who is the senior.
#TeamAgeIsJustANumber

Family / Re: What Skills Should I Have Gained At 17 Years Old? Advice Needed Pls.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 11:46am On Dec 15, 2013
Yield: You like public speaking, huh? That's fantastic! Not many people are thrilled about public speaking. It's a great skill to have. It's super cool to hear that it's "your thingy". Sure, I will. You can let me know what course you're studying. You can school and work part time. It's doable, you just have to manage your time well. Where are you located (country)?
I'm currently at Bayelsa..Studying Petrochemical engineering..A newbie though..
Literature / Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:49am On Dec 15, 2013
princesa: undecided
Its only a suggestion.
Health / Re: The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:02am On Dec 15, 2013
Dhurmynick:

Punctuations and paragraphs first.
I'll try and do that later..When i do, i'll make you notice it..Just pls follow the topic..Thanks man
Family / Re: What Skills Should I Have Gained At 17 Years Old? Advice Needed Pls.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 7:50am On Dec 15, 2013
Yield:

Kudos for asking this question.

Do you have a job? Start gaining some work experience, if you haven't started already. Pick up another language, volunteer and start build your resume now. Learn to save your money and spend wisely. Be a good public speaker/improve your public speaking skills.

What're your aspirations?
Speaking in public is my thingy..Currently, i'm pursuing a course in school so i don't really know the jobs i could apply for..
Could you make suggestions for me?
Is it possible that i school and work at thesame time?
Health / Re: The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 7:46am On Dec 15, 2013
Dhurmynick: BOOKED
Thanks..Could you pls suggest this post for the front page? Its a plea
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by Enigmaticicon(m): 6:51am On Dec 15, 2013
Front page suggestion:
https://www.nairaland.com/1556034/strength-powerful-expulsion#20232005..
Aims at educating the public..Check it out
Health / Re: The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 6:44am On Dec 15, 2013
Another big question is, do ladies ejaculate? Does it have anything to do with good sexual performance, erectile strength of the partner, libidinal stamina and fertility? Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by the para-urethral ducts through and around the female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known as gushing or squirting.
The exact source and nature of the fluid is still a topic of debate among medical professionals, while surveys I conducted in my office indicated that 35-50 per cent of women report that they have at some time experienced the gushing of fluid during orgasm. This fluid may come from a "female prostate," this is the rudimentary glands surrounding the urethra whose tissue corresponds to the male prostate gland.
This may suggest that the female prostate is the anatomical location of the center of gravity. Not all researchers have been able to duplicate the female ejaculatory response in their studies. But not all women experience the ejaculation-like response during sexual activities, the estimation vary between 10 and 40 per cent from the number of women who have ever experienced ejaculation. Therefore, women ejaculation enhances sexual stimulation and orgasm more than fertilization aids. Next week we shall be discussing some natural exercises that produce good ejaculation. Until then, I remain your bedroom instructor.
Health / Re: The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 6:43am On Dec 15, 2013
Although in some cases, the fine-tuned process of this sexual response of a good ejaculation could be disrupted. It is this disruption that affects the sexual stamina, ejaculation performances, sexual fertility strength and erectile potency. Such condition is called retrograde ejaculation. In this type of condition, the bladder's sphincter does not close off properly during ejaculation, so semen spurts backward into the bladder. This condition is usually found in some men who have multiple sclerosis, diabetes, or after some types of prostate surgery.
It can also occasionally occur in men who do not have any serious problems. It is not physically harmful, but it does render the man infertile and he may have a different sensation during ejaculation. A retrograde ejaculation is also known as a "dry come" because the man may experience orgasm, but no semen is released from the penis. Premature ejaculation is another disrupting condition. This condition is also known as rapid ejaculation. It is a sexual response problem in which a man consistently feels he has little or no control over the timing of his build-up to ejaculation. This is when ejaculation occurs before the desired time.
If a man is unable to ejaculate in a timely manner after prolonged sexual stimulation, in spite of his desire to do so, it is called delayed ejaculation or anorgasmia. An orgasm that is not accompanied by ejaculation is known as a dry orgasm. We also do have retarded ejaculation which is also known as delayed ejaculation. This condition is a sexual response problem also known as ejaculatory incompetence in which a man is unable to ejaculate even though he is highly sexually aroused.
Health / Re: The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 6:38am On Dec 15, 2013
The semen does not actually appear until a few seconds after the point of ejaculatory inevitability because of the distance the seminal fluid has to travel through the urethra. During ejaculation, the internal sphincter of the urinary bladder is tightly sealed to make sure that the seminal fluid travels forward and to prevent any urine from mixing with the semen. Male ejaculation and orgasm are not one and the same process; although in most men and under most circumstances, the two occur simultaneously. Orgasm refers specifically to the sudden and rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region that release accumulated sexual tension and result in an intensely pleasurable sensation. Sometimes, ejaculation occurs involuntarily and unknown to the man during sleep. This is known as nocturnal emission or, in slang terms as a "wet dream" and is particularly common in teenagers and adolescents.
Health / The Strength Of A Powerful Ejaculation by Enigmaticicon(m): 6:36am On Dec 15, 2013
Many times, a good number of my clients are worried about their sexual stamina, ejaculation performances, sexual fertility strength and erectile potency.
They ask questions and most of the answers to these questions depend greatly on the strength of a powerful ejaculation. When the development of ejaculation processing, production and delivery is in very healthy form, every other thing just naturally falls in place. So today, let us look at the strength of a powerful ejaculation.
Ejaculation, which is a normal part of the male sexual response cycle, is the release or ejection of semen from the penis into the vagina. It is typically accompanied by orgasm and it usually carries sperm from the male reproductory tract. During sexual intercourse, semen collects in the ejaculatory ducts. When stimulation reaches its peak, a spinal reflex causes the rhythmic contractions of the smooth muscles within the urethra, penis and the prostate gland, and propels the semen through the urethra out of the tip of the penis in spurts. The first ejaculation in men often occurs about 12 months after the onset of puberty, generally through nocturnal emission (wet dreams). This first semen volume is small. The semen produced during early puberty is also typically clear. After ejaculation, this early semen remains jellylike unlike semen from mature males.
Once a man reaches a certain point of sexual arousal, he can no longer prevent ejaculation. This feeling of having reached the brink of control once contractions start is known as ejaculatory inevitability. The rhythmic contractions of the prostate, perineal muscles and shaft of the penis occur initially at 0.8-second intervals, just as in women, and account for the spurting action of the semen during ejaculation. The intervals between contractions become longer and the intensity of the contractions spills off after the first three or four contractions.
Literature / Re: My Story- Read, Learn, Criticize, Advice, Encourage And Help.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 12:51am On Dec 15, 2013
LogoDWhiz: Really
Its good its over....
Thanks but it's not a lie
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 12:33am On Dec 15, 2013
adedayourt:
But 99.9% of d ladies wud do such without a second tut_prob u just one of d few with brains inside her skull
She's wise i bet ya.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 12:26am On Dec 15, 2013
DC-ONE:
hahaha yeah i guess in his mind he is singing the song hahaha
Its really stupid of him..
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 12:24am On Dec 15, 2013
tpia@:
seems very occultic.
Illuminati
Literature / Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Enigmaticicon(m): 12:14am On Dec 15, 2013
Mods pls i'd love this story to make the front page pls..I'm new here..This is the topic i would love you to move to the from page..Its my life story..I want to know my wrongs and critics..Like you said you wanted to expand this section..You could be doing this my sending this to the front page..THE LINK:
https://www.nairaland.com/1555906/story-read-learn-criticize-advice
I look forward to your reply..Thanks.
Literature / Re: My Story- Read, Learn, Criticize, Advice, Encourage And Help.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 11:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Literature / Re: My Story- Read, Learn, Criticize, Advice, Encourage And Help.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 11:48pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Literature / Re: My Story- Read, Learn, Criticize, Advice, Encourage And Help.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 11:34pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Literature / My Story- Read, Learn, Criticize, Advice, Encourage And Help.. by Enigmaticicon(m): 11:00pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 10:15pm On Dec 14, 2013
kemmy25blaze:
Pls tell dem, dat is nt dbanj
There's proof in your front and yet you can't see it..Smh for you..Abi na sculpture be that? Watch the video before commenting
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2013
Buktol: And wat abt d mumu guy kissin a fellow guy shoe* odeh.
Hey!! I withdrew that statement..Scroll up.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2013
adet991: sorry i'm not one of those cheap gals who can die because of a nuisance who calls himself an entertainer and if i may ask,who is he and what is his worth?Just as a take home point i can never do such thing for anything in this world
Mouth sealed# Hand held#
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:11pm On Dec 14, 2013
adet991: if i'm to follow respond to your comment,' wl say i'm abusing u.When next u want to comment try to remember you have female in ur family.Tanx
I've noted that..I posted that statement outta disappointment..I'm taking it back..Repentance#
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:02pm On Dec 14, 2013
adet991: only senseless girls will allow him to do that
Partially right..If D'banj come hold you for there, you nor go climb stage?
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Enigmaticicon(m): 8:01pm On Dec 14, 2013
Worwor: yes o! Her boyfriend was there shinning teeth. grin
You nor fit land am better slap?

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