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Politics › Re: 2027: Presidential Election May Be Inconclusive – Primate Ayodele (VIDEO) by eniteden(m): 1:40pm On Mar 17
Believe this 1000 trumpet man at ur own peril grin

1,000 golden trumpet cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's Guards Dares Trump To Have US Navy Escort Oil Tankers In Strait Of Hormuz by eniteden(m): 11:38pm On Mar 07
Oga try face front cheesy hate no dey win war undecided check other countries around Iran and compare how prosperous ur beloved iran is to them grin and same Iran is more endowed to them but no na Israel and US be their problem cheesy all the time death death nothing good comes from within.

I repeat hate doesn't win wars or make u develop only love. Live and let live not sponsoring terrorists all over the world while ur subject starved for water. Bomb dey ur head angry
Kastonkastroll:
Foolish trump. There is a reason why previous USA presidents avoid Iran, North Korea, Russia and China with war. America might beat them but they will always deal a heavy blow to America which is what we are seeing today.

Besides America military is obsolete! If not, who invest billions of dollars on useless bases when you can just use good hypersonic missiles and destroy the useless bases.

Look at their carrier; in any modern warfare all those America carriers, bases patriot, thad, etc will be blown to pieces by hypersonic missiles.


I dont think Iran need any nuke. Their hypersonic missiles are a good deterrent from hostile countries like America and Israel! Lol just station your missiles on one place and be shooting them at enemies positions without risking the lives of your soldiers.

Iranians are bad guys sha grin
Nairaland General › Re: Name That Big Risk U Took That Paved Way For You So Others Will Learn From It!!! by eniteden(m): 4:05pm On Mar 03
Guy i no about bolt, i had driver friends too, i just want to know what brand of car he got. I will take it from there kiss

QuinQ:
He said he now knows how to fix his car himself, he didn't say he got rich. You really think Bolt is the way with all the risk involved?
Nairaland General › Re: Name That Big Risk U Took That Paved Way For You So Others Will Learn From It!!! by eniteden(m): 2:43pm On Mar 03
What brand of care did u get please, am planning on doing same, thanks.

FitCorper:
Resigning my job, gathered my savings, sold a piece of land, bought a car and became a bolt driver. The first two years were stressful due to greedy mechanic, but now I can fix most electrical fault in my car and I know where to get the parts cheap.
Nairaland General › Re: Name That Big Risk U Took That Paved Way For You So Others Will Learn From It!!! by eniteden(m): 2:41pm On Mar 03
Which programming abeg give me idea i wan learn like mad angry.


Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... Take this with due diligence.

Left a "guaranteed" job with low pay and pursued personal development with skills in programming and brand management.

Suffered for two years on savings alone 🤧🤧.... Had my first big break which profit paid more than I could have gotten from the previous job.

Today, I have a full-time gig that pays almost x4 of the job I left, and I have the skill and value to pursue freelance side hustle and will one day launch my own agency.

If you take steps like this, mid way as that thing goes... "Yakubu manage. You will feel it like you want to dhie, but you will not dhie " and it will definitely pay off
Family › Re: Child Teething Issue by eniteden(m): 2:39pm On Mar 03
My brother give him Scent Leaf if u know it, i dont know the main English name though but u should know scent leaf, it smells very well.

Wash it, then squeeze the juice give the child morning and night tea spoon according to age. All those stooling and vomiting will stop.

I use it for my child and never got worried! still make equiry yoursef if u dont believe me just to be sure, ask real old mothers not Gen Zees oo they no no shim gbain.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spain Bans U.S From Using It's Bases To Attack Iran (Video) by eniteden(m): 7:00pm On Mar 02
Oga keep telling ursef lies and time believing it grin

Its a good way to make ursef happy cheesy Keep it up grin

WriterNig:


The United States is extremely weak without it's allies. They have never fought a single war without backing of at least 35 countries.

That's why it loves forming allies with dozens of countries.

Without these countries bases they cannot project power anywhere. That makes them weak.

They hide behind NATO in Europe.

They hide behind the Gulf countries in the Middle East.

The hide behind Japan, South Korea, Philippines, Australia in Asia.

Over 44 countries backing their so called superpower status. Living on the backs of others.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Hypersonic Missile Strikes Tel Aviv (Video, Photos) by eniteden(m): 11:35am On Mar 02
Chairman Bomb dey ur head grin abi na roasted bole grin Iran dey trow bom like small pikin wey dey play with kite with no direction, Israel and US are bombing specific target with little or no Civilian casualty u dey here dey yarn apata cheesy

If Israel or US throw bomb like iran bomb no go dey iran again grin and population for don reduce to 5k grin grin

use that bole head well.

Anything to kill terrorism am in support to he end!


Na so Hamas take do that time before una begin shout Genocide up and down. grin

masterfactor:
By their words you can spot a coward. Two against one, and IRAn is still holding up, Iran need to be study in the university
Food › Re: When I Say Things Are Cheap In Nigeria, Lots Of People Will Argue With Me by eniteden(m): 8:14pm On Feb 17
grin thank bro. I have like 4 persons in Canada the last one left 2yrs ago.


All of them are telling "Guy if u get money to come bro no waste time" show things dey work for here no mind anybody telling u expensive this and that.
advanceDNA:
Ogaaaa….. relocate go nigeria go dey enjoy the cheap banana….
Family › Re: Divorced (or Separated) Couples, Can You Please, Share Your Experience? by eniteden(m): 5:14pm On Feb 12
grin grin You are ready to remain celibate until u leave and the next dey toto don dey scratch u cheesy or that ur ex wey don dey eye since dey fantasies about him sweet prick go show like james bond grin

Na so u go come give am styles wey u no fit use pasuade ur husband, knack am like u never knack for like 10yrs grin

Its really funny how we think life is easier outside while willing to leave our beautiful for nothing actually, na when we leave e go come be like say them use kerosine watch our eyes grin

We easily forget the good times and focus on our partners wrong all the times that we forgot we actually said i do to that same person.

If ur marriage is not working TRUST me the woman's fault is always almost 70% to the man, cuz when woman mind dey outside nothing in this world can convince her otherwise until she step out and learned the hard way.

But if woman mind dey for u eehh if u like make heaven dey fall, she go gum u like shewing gum, fight and fight till the end.

Anyway make ur decision and stand by it but one thing is for sure, nothing dey street oo but street sweet and na wetin dey sweet man dey kill am. If ur husband is useless omo focus on ur children and make sure they get a good life regardless instead of leaving make ursef useful!

Once u enter the airwave omo the breeze go carry loooooooooonnnngggg way to kuvuki land with or without ur knowledge! grin
Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by eniteden(m): 5:37pm On Jan 31
Oga bole dey ur head abi na bomb grin u no see the whole North sucking the rest region dry accuse na SE abi, see him like herdsmen head cheesy

The North has been sucking the whole country dry like fish! Big population with no significant contribution undecided

Na only to burst bottle of bear and Bokos/herdsmen them know nonesense ingredient cry

Melezenawii:
SW and SS are the major regions carrying the rest of the country. SE make so much noise but contribute very little positively to the country.

https://x.com/maydebuk23/status/2017570960186982750
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Approves ₦1 Trillion Metropolitan Rail Service For Kano by eniteden(m): 11:05am On Jan 30
Somebody should remind me abeg where metropolitan train for South South and South East abeg?

Those fulish governors over there are looking like mumu cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ilhan Omar Attacked With Unknown Liquid During Town Hall Meeting by eniteden(m): 10:20am On Jan 28
grin fearless? grin Bomb dey ur head

You don't bite the hand that feeds you bro. She can't be talking shit about a country that gave her everything.

Not that i support someone randomly spraying her substance but she should keep her mouth shut fight for the legal law abiding citizen while supporting the deportation of illegals and drugs dealers etc.

God1000:
She's a fearless and remarkable woman, her story is an inspiration for many people, not even Donald trump can stop this woman from shinning.


This is what the lunatic has turned america into with his hate rhetoric
Family › Re: Married But Lonely by eniteden(m): 1:13pm On Jan 24
You took the words out of my mouth guy cool

That's just it, am married and this sort of loneliness comes sometimes, but what i do is play with my wife like i use to when we are single, go out with her sometimes even after works.

When am too carried away and she get close to me i bit her legs playfully and she laughs and scream while i drop anything am doing and fight with her till we fall on the bed and start laughing and if my boy is asleep we knack from there very well grin

So many things i do, just try ur effort too don't just sit there and let everything always come from ur partner do ur part.

Like right now, am planning to take my wife to her best restaurant on her birthday, buy each other things no matter how small, guest, gossip and fight playfully, watch tv together while hugging.

Just try marriage is sweet and lonely sometimes grin

advanceDNA:
If I ask you now...when was the last time you were all over your spouse? Initiate a surprise outing,? When was the last time you seduced your partner....?? Make your spouse feel desired...?? When was the last time u got home first and sent ur spouse a message that made him rush home to be with you...

The thing is y'all like one sided effort.....y'all expect the other person to keep the spark alive.....it's always the responsibility of the other person.....not me....

If u ask them too....they probably have the same complain as you......

Life happens....pple have to go to work and get tired when the day is over....if y'all are not deliberately intentional with investing in your relationship.....the spark will just fizzle out and become the everyday norm....
Foreign Affairs › Re: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by eniteden(m): 4:35pm On Jan 22
grin Omo some person go just sitdown type something wey go sweet their mind and their likes grin

Well done sir grin


FreeStuffsNG:
Trouble has already started and he has made a smart move.

China earned it. China taught everyone that it is possible to move trade away from US and make huge economic prosperity progress.

Last year, China diversified trade away from US and recorded a record-breaking 20% surge in trades last year, same year Trump imposed tariffs of more than 100%.

While France and EU were wasting time in meetings with Trump Hon trade deal talks, China was moving its trade away from US such that today, China can successfully trade without significant trade with US. It was a humble pie for the west and they're now running to China to learn.


EU countries just started selling off their bonds (credit line to US) while China has been selling hers since last year.

China earned the flowers. In a year, US economy struggled, China grew its trade surplus by a whopping 20% and sitting on $1.2 Trillion dollars surplus extra!

Late President Muhammadu Buhari was a visionary leader who successfully pivoted our trade in favor of China, converted some of our forex reserves into yuan and persuaded the Chinese to accept Naira directly for trade instead of the USD. Now Europe is doing 'catch up'.

Welcome to the reality, President Macron of France.
Foreign Affairs › Re: When Europe Leads It Results In Chaos, Delay And Decline - Donald Trump by eniteden(m): 4:29pm On Jan 22
Truth and nothing but the truth grin

Omo Paris of those days is no longer same Paris cheesy

These people let immigrant destroy that once beautiful place! undecided
Politics › Re: School Attendance By Geo Political Zone (Children 5-14 Years) by eniteden(m): 4:03pm On Jan 22
If am not mistaking sha grin

68% and 70% is still more than the 97% and of the south east and south south according to Population o cheesy

So dont think u have more educated persons in the south more than the north nope.

You only can say u have more intelligent persons in the South more than the north YES! grin

So, leave it at that for now cool
Food › Re: Abuja Vendors Celebrate As Rice Prices Fall From ₦76,000 To ₦55,000 by eniteden(m): 6:46pm On Jan 21
Nice but i can't come and be celebrating nonsense grin

You met it 6k just try more comot shame for our eyes make 15k grin

I go vote for u for election cheesy

Just try am grin
Politics › Re: Emeka Umeagbalasi: The Screwdriver Salesman Behind Trump’s Airstrikes In Nigeria by eniteden(m): 11:33pm On Jan 18
May thunder fire ur left yanch for using that word misleading idea grin

Na ur family members of 300+ people them kill for yelwata Abi and na Muslims. The plateau killings Muslim ba u dey mad cheesy

Bomb dey ur head cheesy Abi na roasted bole? Or u think the population of borno na Muslim ba.

Ruuuubbbbiiiiisssshhhh grin
Politics › Re: Christopher Musa: Bandits Don’t Fear God, States Must Stop Negotiating With Them by eniteden(m): 1:33pm On Jan 17
YEs 17 of them so far,i saner climes DSS suppose dey this tread grin

Dey run background checks but Naija anything goes cry

kingbee90:
So some nairalanders are actually voting on the poll on this thread that FG should keep on negotiating with terrorists. shocked

We have more terrorists sympathizers on nairaland than I thought oh! embarassed
Romance › Re: Is Adultery of Married Women More Evil Than Adultery of Married Men? by eniteden(m): 1:14pm On Jan 17
Omo adultry is not Adulty but is adultry! grin

Fact! That time when u need ur wife so much na that time she won watch that her favorite program, cook, attend to pikin, call her mama make them guest or ask u for that fine cloths wey she won buy and just do random thing in the process just to turn u off, this happen most times.

Guys cheesy i dey speak for una abi na for myself grin

Some go even tell u babe later nau let me finish this movie cheesy grin not knowing say na that time wey person dey hungry nai food go sweet am, my people when hungry don tear ur bele grin u no see food even the Bele go relax say no hope or coast no clear grin

And most time when eventually come cheesy baba bele no too need the food again, na to eat am because tank empty nothing else, all the want and energy/salivating is gone and dried grin

Now my guys them real men them, ones u call side bae lets see today briefly cheesy Omo them don wash pot/clean am, spray am, make sure everywhere dey smell good, baff, recollect ur favorite style for ground grin

As u dey enter room most time na grab them go grab ur spirit with the kind welcome/hug/skimpy lingering/already prepared hot soup wey as u shook spoon put everywhere na stew grin grin

Guys? abeg una well well make una no dey commit adultery cheesy as for me oo i no dey comit i get only 1 special restaurant wey i dey chop grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Probes Iran's Role In BRICS+ Naval Drills by eniteden(m): 12:56pm On Jan 17
I detect hate, i mean strong hate in this man body and soul and this kind hate dey burst bele and head at same time grin

Guy wake up and accept the Truth, America is the best country in the world tongue

Stop telling yourself lies and believing ur own lies. In as much as i like Putin if u give him the powers of an America president, he would enslave the whole world, same is China, they will demolish all the mosque on earth and steal every country's resources, Iran go kuku turn every nation on earth to Islamic nation even if it means killing half the population that refused grin.

I repeat again! Stop the hate, they have their own fault for sure but still they are the best no contest at all.
I don’t see American running for office in Russia.

I don’t see American running for office in China.

I don’t see American running for office in Japan.

I don’t see American running for office in Israel.

I don’t see American running for office in Turkey, Egypt, etc.

I don’t see American running for office in any other African country.

There are things u can do in America u cant try it or let American do it in same countries.

You can't compare guy, an America can't even buy lands in most of these countries but u can do all these above in America and all u need is Patriotism and obedience to the law not minding where u come from or which religion, that's why u see ungrateful persons like Ilan Omar in office today.

Mention any other country in the world that can allow u do this grin

So guy Rest cheesy


zinaunreal:
Go and sit down jor. America is a struggling 3rd world country that only depends on violence to stay relevant. Their only language is destruction. Their innovative era is over and they can never compete. They know it, the world knows it.
Family › Re: My Mum Wants My Kid Brother To Come Live With Me by eniteden(m): 12:57pm On Jan 16
The easiest way to loose ur peace is to bring someone u can't testify of his character to live with u, especially if u are married ur own don finish. That marriage will not last. I had brothers but none came to live with me because they know am a disciplinarian and a no nonesense man cheesy

Guy u come my peaceful life/house come dey bring different guys/girls come my house or begin follow unquestionable character of which u dont ever see me do, guy i fit kee u before mom/dad know sef cheesy me wey love my sanity pass anything cool

I go beat u break ur legs and hands before i return u back home to who spoil u, the persons that eventually came to stay with in peace where none relative but my laws ehhh if u fit obey am u dont make am for life.

6monts to one yr max for my house after then u go rent ur own house of which i will give u 50percent of the rent.
Go work or go learn work come back max 9pm anything else u go explain or sleep outside
If u are mature enuf u get babe, i must know am grin no be today Nkechi tomorow Gloria grin

If i dey go flex we go together but e no mean say we be mate grin

The ones that live with me are actually doing better than me now i no go lie cuz of what they learn from me discipline, saving, assisting the house, buy things early as u earn so that before u leave things for house don ready.

so many laws guys cheesy

You will think life is long until u allow chaos/bad decisions most of which never cause by u take your youthful years, its even good if its ur chaos cuz u can take responsibility.

Set rules, without it ehhh humans are no different from animals cheesy
Islam › Re: Muslim Population By Country (% Of Total Population) by eniteden(m): 12:39pm On Jan 16
Guy better than which America? Bomb dey ur head grin abi na roasted bole dey ur brain cheesy

Combine all of them there none are close to America if u are not blinded by hate u will see grin

I don’t see American running for office in Russia.

I don’t see American running for office in China.

I don’t see American running for office in Japan.

I don’t see American running for office in Israel.

I don’t see American running for office in Turkey, Egypt, etc.

I don’t see American running for office in any other African country.

There are things u can do in America u cant try it or let American do it in same countries.

You can't compare guy, an America can't even buy lands in most of these countries but u can do all these above in America and all u need is Patriotism and obedience to the law not minding where u come from or which religion, that's why u see ungrateful persons like Ilan Omar in office today.

So guy i have the right to tell u to STFU grin

Expanse2020:
15 Out of 20 more better than Nigeria....
5 of them are even better than Your God country America
Celebrities › Re: Asake’s Full Tattooed Body Has Got People Talking by eniteden(m): 10:13am On Jan 16
Ruuuuubiiiiissssh this is clear sign peer group and money is controlling him cheesy. Typical African man mentality, controlled by his wealth, influence and whatever pushes his emotions grin youthful exuberance the guy no dey think straight again grin

Good for him sha cheesy
Politics › Re: United States Delivers Military Aides To Nigeria by eniteden(m): 2:30pm On Jan 13
Hate don make this one head large so tey things begin form for him brain cheesy grin

Agba reporter grin Well done o ur bele go soon burst grin

Richtaiwo:
Why is Trump suddenly behaving like this?

After confidently assuring the handle mops that he would swoop in, flatten Aso Rock, replace Tinubu with Pitobi, free Nnamdi Kanu from his zoo cage, and crown him Vice President, he has now turned around to supply the same Tinubu with military hardware.

Is he aware that thanksgiving services and torrents of praise have already been offered to Abiama over these grand promises? Or did someone forget to inform him that altars were raised and hymns sung in anticipation?

I was always told that Trump is the very definition of “talk and do.” So what happened? Or does “talk and do” now come with a footnote, terms and conditions apply, especially when handle mops are involved?
Politics › Re: NAF Airstrikes Hit Terrorists In Abbagajiri, Clear Way For Ground Forces Action by eniteden(m): 10:49am On Jan 12
Same computer u are using to spread ur dombness grin
Go and learn guy, if at this stage of ur life u can't tell what computer connected to the internet can do then bro. leave this earth for us grin

Exousiang01:
Says a man who let's a computer do all his thinking.
Come back when you start using your brain
Politics › Re: NAF Airstrikes Hit Terrorists In Abbagajiri, Clear Way For Ground Forces Action by eniteden(m): 3:13pm On Jan 11
If u think like this then u are dumb bro cheesy
What see are fragment of a traveling bomb to its destination. Learn new things no grin
Meanwhile chat gpt, grok and co they to ask how bombs travels burning and dropping fuel engines on it way.
Grow up cool
Exousiang01:
Watch how they will come and start asking for pictures and video evidence.

Meanwhile the so-called strike by the US on the 25th, the only pictures we have seen are of bombs that didn't detonate....

No pictures of anything else
Foreign Affairs › Re: 8 Shot In Deadly Shooting Outside Church In Salt Lake City, U.S by eniteden(m): 6:32pm On Jan 09
grin See ur epic reply Bro. i cut cap for u grin grin

This people no won get sense because of hate for Trump, America don go farrrrrrrrrr Nigeria no fit catch them for anything so no even compare cheesy

Manager ur 500% corrupt country guy and leave US alone unless as i dey suspect, Bomb or rosted boule dey ur head grin

chiagozien:
The Muslim terrorists killers will be likely caught or killed, but your Nigeria, the killers are holding meetings with your government officials, killers gives your government conditions.
Romance › Re: I Will Marry The Highest Bidder by eniteden(m): 7:09pm On Jan 08
Cool I get u now but no compare to relationship at all. grin

KobolanderSegun:
Bros what I am saying men show no emotion when it comes to taking a financial path but they want women to be emotional to them when those men have Zero emotions to their places of work. U no get emotion for others but you want that babe to have emotion for you.

Me I have Zero emotions like Victor Osimhen on a football field. I give my mother,Sisters and wife my emotions.
Romance › Re: I Will Marry The Highest Bidder by eniteden(m): 3:44pm On Jan 08
So men should continue marrying/dating broke ass women and prostitutes with over a 100+ body count and shop in their empty watery pot containing left over bones for the dogs ba grin

They should keep on picking that sales girls, cleaner girls, hawker girl and marry/date them grin 90% of this days girls are empty headed just like the op who thinks building and making her own money is an evil thing to do, men's money are sweeter so we should date the richer ones.

Awon Gold digger, who go date ur broke brother/sisters cheesy

What happens to ambitures men, whats wrong in building together, guy get outa here grin.

Or did u think that company became big all of a sudden? They eventually started small and trust me there where thousands of employers that stood and build with them.

Omo this your comparism no match at all cheesy

Oh yeah guy Bomb dey ur head grin

KobolanderSegun:
So women should stay with a broke ass man ? When are men going to stay with broke ass companies ?

So you will keep on shopping at a supermarket that has empty shelves like the one in Lekki and ikeja when there are supermarkets with full shelves.
Stop spreading lies and delusion

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