Come rain come sun, i go still choose asphalt, nai him them born me come meet and i still dey see road wey them use am do since them born me still dey kankpe and am over 30 years old. i no no where u see 10yrs life span op for Asphalt. I just trust asphalt so much that i no fit drive as i like for Concrete make i no peel my tire or jam person for front especially when rain fall.

ASPHALT to the World!!

OP you are eating your best friend God will judge u oo

Thank u Sir

Mikespecialone:
Yes oo , I can’t be responsible for irresponsible responsibility

You wish Keep dreaming but while dreaming read history small

jibrilELsudan:
ISRAEL IS REALLY VERY STUPID TO THINK THAT THIS THEIR IRON DOME WILL FOREVER PROTECT THEM AND NOTHING CAN PASS THRU

ALL IT TAKES IS FOR IRAN....HAMAS....HOUTHIS..LEBANON...
SYRIA...HISBOLAH...ETC TO SEND A COORDINATED BARAGE OF MISSILES AT ONCE AND ALL YOU FLAT BRAINS WILL WATCH IN DISBELIEF HOW ISRAEL WILL BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

I don't understand youth of these days, Desmond was given million if not billions for projects and gave u that oh thanks to him since that's what u want and another person from his hard earned money built something for people who hasn't seen water for 30yrs infact the water they drink is pew and u can't thank him? Is there no chairman/king/councilor in that community or even Governor in that state? Yet u didnt criticize him because your priority is misplaced from home. Foolish and tribalistic youth everywhere. Obi is still delivering more GP tank for ur pain and tear. ungrateful, Idiotic and visionless youth.

This one na Nosa no one NOSE tomorrow

DeeNet1:
Oga welcome to the building
See his nose like who NOSE

For your school assignments kindly check my signature

Yes cuz if he is sound them for don give am JBL sound slap

Richtaiwo:
It appears he is not sound. And that is why the police ignored him.

Na work them put there to work oga nobody anybody friend, wen do something wrong take correction. i like u but stop to dey run mouth cho cho cho n work with the woman period. u are servant to the people stop behaving like a king. Thank u

Sorry I mean Boko boys, keyboard dey misyan

membranus:


Which one be biko boys?

That na if biko boys, bandit or kidnapper no locate u before 40years o God forbid for u and us these old cargoes get everything for their time thats why them live long. Food, jobs, security and enabling environment dey for them unlike us we do everything for ourselves without even knowing.
E.g power we subsidize with fuel, phone we subsidize with 2 or 3 sims, transport we dey take along drop n stop till we reach destination I can't mention all.

ogolemati:
tinubu senior him with 3years.seems like president is now the retirement package for old people.make I do old so I can become president biko

While making the love please put gun or Cutlass by your side, just in case someone tries to make Bomb

Edocure4:
Make love and not war. Let there be world peace.

Irukera?? That man na very correct man o, chai FCCPC don die be that...

You never even start, until one night she go say she won drink Fanta not just Fanta the BOTTLE one . You have not started putting bottle water for head and leg of bed abi no worry very soon Make i no add the urinating own

You never even start, until one night she go say she won drink Fanta not just Fanta the BOTTLE one . You have not started putting bottle water for head and leg of bed abi no worry very soon Make i no add the urinating own

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

You see?? you have started speaking truth to yourself
Simple amen to my previous prayer sir
Let the situation of this BATIFIED government continue to be the potion of your family IJN. Amen!!!!!!

MRMRMR:

Every govt will always favour me IJN. Amen
Proudly BATIFIED

Favored you??
Now i know u are high on something bro. But what do i know, congratulations!!! May it continue to favour u like this all the days of your life, Say amen. May this situation you are now never depart from u, Amen? and may the Nigeria situation that favour u follow your family, children and children children, AMEN
Please reply amen to this

MRMRMR:

This govt has favoured me.
Proudly BATIFIED
I hope u won't lament for the next 8 yrs of BAT

Don't worry my dear, am sure reality is telling on you like this i can feel it from your comment, if u doubt it ask 3 of your family members .

MRMRMR:

Another lamentation of a sore loser

His Candidate will not lose even if the judgement is bought, its you the ordinary citizens who will loose because u know the truth but hiding in the corridor of religion and tribalism while u surfer the consequences in silent pain. No one can deny it, u will only be lying to yourself. Sometimes pity your children abeg. Everybody eye dey see fire now .

MRMRMR:

Don't expect much because u know ur candidate will lose .
The lamentations of losers

Keep hoping you hear??
History will repeat itself in your very own eyes.

All the best for your expectation of desert Israel.

Hemeenworth:
Haha
Incoming incoming! Take cover

Israel think They will just level hamas without them fighting back

Let the fight begin

Nobody be super man for this life

Body go still tell Israel

Na so Russia dey feel say Ukraine na push over

But Body tell Russia army small. He choke them for throat
Make Israel dey play...Iran dey warm up. Turkey 🇹🇷 go soon put hand for the matter
Then Israel go be desert. God's own nation my ass

Not just Goat the Ekpin Goat.

MrFixIt007:



Goat spotted

Thank my brother, i have looked and looked and looked till now e still be like say na only me dem no fit Jazz same phone change camera position all the time and reduce or add one camera and so on. Apple is the real example of walking round a circle.

Am not saying its totally useless but buying such piece for such amount is stupidity.

0rion:


People like you just follow the crowd. That's why iphones are overrated. Same way blackberry was. I predicted the fall of bb. Some iPhone will be obsolete when people will realise apple is just scamming their customers. No real life use

Bros see the way u make my work easy thank you Jare.. Am still looking for the magic this phone get since 11 to 15 I never see maybe my eye dey pain or some people dey mad for head. Apple JaZ can never cash me, half of this money will change some family life forever believe me.

ChybuzzDD:



You're still a kid.

Some of us can afford to buy over 100pcs of it at once, but we won't do it because we don't see any need for it

What do you need iphone for that other cheaper phones and laptops can't do

This guy needs deliverance you are definitely possess. Haaaa make una dey fear God now? Just look at the first pix just like panel bita panel biting an accident car it can never be the same. All of this above is a no no no for me except for waist beads that doesnt alter any part of your body not that i like it sha but can condone it to an extent cuz i fit cut am sharp sharp

iExplore:
I don't understand how nose piercing and waist beads are turn offs for some men.
I find them sexy and very attractive. Why do some men hate them?

Future wifey (if there will be one) will surely have nose piercing

Am in Abuja after capture you get your DATA page the next day and your main passport in another day or two. if interested contact 0 eigth 0 six 4 two two 3 three 0 five

So you can't constructively criticize someone without insulting your father that didnt train you to respect your elders.

Blockhead

Think9ja:
Why this Peter Obi guy mumu like this?
You get 3rd position for something, but you say na you get first.

Even if them rerun this election a billion times, that mumu man go still come 3rd.

The foolish Dumbo cannot come first or second in an election where Tinubu and Atiku are contesting. It doesn't work like that anywhere in the world.
These guys have been playing this game at the highest level for 30+ years. Suddenly, one Onitsha main market trader whom Ojukwu imposed on his people thinks he's politically sagacious enough to outsmart them.

The greatest thing that happened to Nigeria this first six months was the fact that this empty man came 3rd.

Very empty, useless, lying cretin

Them don come pack resources we them dey loot put for container for years now and also deliver the Drugs if u know u know

Trouble dey sleeeeeeeppp? Yanga go wake am? Na wetin him dey fiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnddddd?

Don't worry,u will borrow Buhari shock observer

Zico5:
I just wish these people wasting their precious time in court get sense. You can't fight the president and win. This is Nigeria, the earlier they know this and begin grassroot work especially in the North. But their greedy followers won't allow them. They are just wasting their time

Hear u go again, Tony o where u get ur bad mouth from?? i wan learned abeg

tonytony208:


Lolz. I'm Yoruba and I'm supporting Peter Obi.

I never knew you were among the daft people, who think anyone supporting Obi is Igbo.

Last time I checked, not even all Igbos voted for him.

Don't you think it's high time you weaned yourself of this unforgivable stupidity and stop reasoning like a mentally immature toddler?

OMG lauf won kill me o my guy no dey smile at all, wetin crack me pass na Mr. YOUNG HEAD on an OLDER shoulder Gosh!!! guy u wicked die

tonytony208:


It's shameful that we must split your head in half and put some senses before you act sensibly.

Must we tell you, Mr Young Head on Old Shoulders, that Peter Obi is a business owner and tax payer in Lagos, and, therefore, can visit the state to monitor his business?

Must we first crush your brain and mix it with sense before you know that Peter Obi contributes his quota to the huge tax that Tinubu earns in Lagos?

If you can't refund his tax, don't you think you should shut up and let him go anywhere he pleases in Lagos and elsewhere?

The King is coming, in Glory and in Majesty

wwwkaycom:
Atiku and PDP wanted to reap where they didn't sow. I laugh at their followers and leaders who were gallivanting around yesterday. I remember David Bwala, the biggest loser in 2023 trying to raise the hope of his PeeDeePigs followers, all ended in vain. Let us be fair in analysing the issue at stake, who is that politician who pursued the 2023 presidential race with all his strength and seriousness required like Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu. Atiku was relying on hacking of INEC porter, Aso Rock Cabal and block votes from the north while Peter Obi believed in ethnic and religious sentiments, thinking that CAN, YesDaddies, Enenches, Mama Sarah Omakpi who wanted to waste her vote and indeed wasted it, fake prophets, angry IPOB miscreants, #ENDSARS yahoo boys and fake online polsters can win election for him. Asiwaju meticulously travelled through the lenght and breadth of the country, meeting people, building bridges, meeting leaders of religious organisations, traditional leaders, political leaders, professional people, students, artisans, market men and women, farmers and a host of others. I think it should be reinforced again and again that elections are not won by stupid scheming, sentiments or on the social media. I think Peter Obi especially should find time to learn that noise, insults, lies, instigations etc will not win election anywhere, cheers.

Congratulations to Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR

Our yanch my brother, our government are like our recent girls, their brain dey their yanch and them dey sidon on top every time and you know what that means

divinehand2003:
Why are we send a whooping 172 military personnel to Guinea Bissau when we don't have enough to tackle the insecurity situation in Nigeria. Where is our brain located now?