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RomanceRe: Girl Uses Eggs & Schnapps To Curse A Man Who Lied That He Slept With Her by eniteden(m): 4:52pm On Jun 03
How u take know wetin i won talk, if she like make she use her period, spit cut her hand open that use PP cuz nothing go work.

As long as no be that man disvirgin u, u are wasting ur time or acting India film grin
Amotolongbo:
Ghollywood.
Nothing go happen to the man.
Move on sister and learn a lesson from it so you won’t fall for that kinda of man again
Forum GamesRe: Reply As The Bike Man by eniteden(m): 3:18pm On Jun 03
grin grin

essentialone:
Haba. You don cast the man naa
InvestmentRe: Please I Need Help With My 7million Naira by eniteden(m): 12:36pm On Jun 03
This guy open piggyvest lock that money for 1-2yrs and collect ur profit flex or invest it in other things.

Come here and thank me later! cool
Forum GamesRe: Reply As The Bike Man by eniteden(m): 11:43am On May 28
Ok i go carry her round small as u request, so make sure u knack that one sharp before i round up o cool grin
CrimeRe: Alleged Kidnappers Collapse After Entering Community — Juju Or Coincidence? (pix by eniteden(m): 11:21am On May 26
Handed to which authority, people wey una go dash one one bullet for yanch and leg or even melt rubber for their palms make them no fit carry gun ever again! Na wa for una oo cheesy
RomanceRe: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by eniteden(m): 3:12pm On May 21
Guy pack ur load stretch ur hand down as u remove slippers from ur leg, carry the slippers up clapper am then begin run while singing thank you for saving me grin.

This one na either repentant OS or Agent from street, this kind of girls leave them for pastor or pastors sons to marry them if them clean and faithful well well. cheesy

Just an advice from someone with experience with church gurl, before i realize ehh my eyes don see shege banza grin grin

But if u no won hear, bro. goodluck oo after all 80% of olosho na church them dey find their mugus!
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Beat Me, Slept With Married Women - Wife, Sandra by eniteden(m): 2:33pm On May 19
Simple as abc, just leave them no tie u there.

She for just leave the marriage go knack chike anyhow as she like and nobody go call her out undecided

Cheating especially as a married woman is a grave crime and a no no no for me, life no hard na we dey make am look hard.

If after all u said u feel unsafe u should have left, and if its chike that is making u wet everytime u see him go ahead and knack him to ur satisfaction cool

No demn person will call u out, do she even know what she has done to her kids?? How the kids friends can make fun of them from kids to grown up embarassed

Shot up there no be chike knack ur mama, who no weather u be chike pikin sef grin u know ur papa so? all kinds of insult to ur kids, u still come and talk lubish cheesy grin

brain54:
If you were tired you could have just left...


Must you cheat? Such dramatic entrance. Because your reputation is tarnished you want to drag the poor man and everyone else you can along like the devil wants to drag people along with him to hell!
PoliticsRe: Imo APC: Cubana Chief Priest loses out in House of Reps Primary by eniteden(m): 5:36pm On May 16
grin This one sweet me grin cheesy Look ehh next year will be very interesting even those APC governors ehh many will loose their seat even with their powers, u see all the politicians will go all out for themselves.

From the president down to senate, rep, house etc everyone will start fighting for themselves and still it will be very hard plus the rigging things go sup grin book this message! Even we Nigerians go chock, forget INEC them go try but e still hard them! grin grin Court matter go plenty pass 2023! cool
TravelRe: Night View Of The Sokoto-badagry Superhighway by eniteden(m): 11:09am On May 14
Na Stockholm Sydrome dey worry this one grin Them don kill your brothers and sisters, raise fuel prices, make life difficult for you and your entire family come dey pet u with 30k monthly thereby making all the killings of ur brothers and sisters all over the country mean nothing, your hungry neighbor has become a hungry animal to u, the gruduate wey borrow money from government to finish school no get job to pay back while ur beloved president the give scholarship to study for another country.

Road good but e no dey full poor man bele guy, remove that bomb wey dey ur brain cheesy abi na roasted bole Sef.

Na Stockholm Sydrome dey worry this one grin nai make una dey drag anybody wey good pass una failure, that man wey carry bag get stain him for don dey jail since but una no dey think because of religion and 30k stipend!

Praise good thing no spoil am dey callout person wey don do more good than the failure in power!


Richtaiwo:
God bless president Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria
God bless SW SS NC NE and NW
CelebritiesRe: “Why I Love Dating Older Women” – Chike (Video) by eniteden(m): 10:22am On May 14
Cool but when marriage time comes you switch like a bad niga which u are grin Dey give older women hopeless hope cheesy while collecting better akpalakpala cool

Older women are kinda better but u wont marry them when u want to settle down as a reasonable guy, u will still go for the necessary evil young ones cry
TravelRe: Cats Rule Humans On This Japanese Island (Photos, Video) by eniteden(m): 12:17pm On May 12
grin I swear, unbelievable human beings grin thinking Cats are witches grin

Programmed Ode people cheesy

If u study the lift of a cat closely and apply it, u will hardly have issues with people, i live most part of my life like a cat!


modaink333:
Nigerias for dun carry crusade go there
AgricultureRe: Reactions As Woman Harvests A Giant Cassava by eniteden(m): 2:31pm On May 11
Amazing, in saner climes scientist would have bought it for testing and even test the soil that produce such gigantic Cassava for better understand production of same in large scale.

But Naija na to dey praise president wey don fail upanda nai we sabi! grin
EventsRe: Bride Gives Her Husband A Surprise Performance At Their Wedding Reception by eniteden(m): 1:05pm On May 08
This one don marry retired wetin.... grin grin grin i no talk anything sha, happy malid knife oo grin grin
IslamRe: How Good Are We To Our Neighbours? by eniteden(m): 12:45pm On May 08
Whatever u do in this life be wise, dont be nice. Some Neighbors are evil people, once they see u are nice, them go borrow everything wey dey use house, collect money their house go come be extension of ur house and worst of all if na single mom them no sabi appreciate anything for this life cheesy

Me wey i sabi give na so i sabi rena ur nonesense cuz nothing go ever make me even come beg u for something, once i notice u are an unappreciative person na there me and u go get problem or u come turn me to money and food stuff lender ur own don finish be that grin.

Some neighbors are evil while some are the sweetest persons u will ever meet, even if u won park e go dey pain u grin
PoliticsRe: Today Is Political Deadline Day In Nigeria by eniteden(m): 9:45am On May 08
Tinlubu wey dey jitter anytime he hear P.O e don pie for pants grin

That man no dey sleep because of Obi even u sef dey fear ur plick no fit stand if u hear O before B grin

Akungitit:
God,I hope Atiku doesn't get on the ballot, the way Tinubu for take flog Gringory no be small grin
RomanceRe: The Virginity Question - A Truth Most Men Are Afraid To Discuss by eniteden(m): 9:42am On May 05
In a nutshell, 99percent of virgins have shame and pride and the tendency to go out is minutes compared to a non virgin with history.

All these non virgin marriage surviving is just by the grace of God!


marcusverum:
You just proved my point without realising it.
You said it yourself, she has the craving but does not have the mind to act on it. That restraint is exactly what I am talking about. A woman with no history has no reference point for that craving. She does not know what she is missing. The woman with history knows exactly what she is missing and one day the opportunity will not just trigger, it will win.

You are not arguing against virginity. You are arguing for why experience makes temptation harder to resist. That is my entire point.

A woman with no comparison has nothing to compare you to. That is not nothing. That is everything.
RomanceRe: Some Bitter Truths You Must Realize As A Man by eniteden(m): 2:07pm On May 01
Exactly what i wanted to say, some parent will abandon u to fed for yourselve at a very young age, suffer go won kee u unless u find u way by ursef grin grin

Bahamas95:
* You ain't totally correct, there are some fathers who don't want their children to surpass their achievement.

* Some mothers also don't love their children. We saw a thread here where a mother wanted to stab her daughter. If you meet a good woman she can love you more than the love your mother/grandmother has for you.

Because the person is your blood doesn't make them perfect or saints.
PoliticsRe: New Nigerian Airforce Jet M346 Takes A Test Flight In Italy (Video) by eniteden(m): 11:50am On Apr 30
If u check well na refurbished grin plus opay sponsor am too. See Opay logo nau cheesy
HealthRe: Yobe Recorded Nigeria’s Highest Fertility Rate At 7.5 Births Per Woman by eniteden(m): 5:24pm On Apr 29
Na here u go see NORTH born born grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Is Cole Tomas Allen Facing Charges Over White House Dinner Shooting? by eniteden(m): 2:53pm On Apr 27
As i hear say person shoot for that event the first thing that came to my is the guy must be gay person. Na them no dey think straight grin grin
EducationRe: Your Loans Made It Possible - LAUTECH's Best Graduating Student Thanks NELFUND by eniteden(m): 11:51am On Apr 23
grin Congratulation!

Let see what job is there for u to pay back Bro cheesy

Once change nai u enter like this! grin
RomanceRe: Can't You Help Someone Without Sex? Lady Challenges Man Who Demanded Sex To Help by eniteden(m): 10:47am On Apr 23
Instead of me to help a single woman without Sex i go find one brother for street give that money or look for married woman way dey help her house and her husband give her for free. There is blessing in that, not giving to these entitled winch wey no go value am.

If u no even collect knacking them go call u weak man or simp or even mumu.

Infact i go give my sister the money grin

Nonesense cheesy
PoliticsRe: We Will Give Those Who Don't See The Work We Are Doing Eyeglasses - Tinubu by eniteden(m): 8:57am On Apr 17
Gbam!.
SmartPolician:
Tinubu knows he's a terrible speaker, that's why he avoids media attention. Come to think of it, a government that has done well doesn't even need any campaigns. Oga Tinubu, you need that pair of eyeglasses to see the colossal failure that you undeniably are.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Are Some Chinese People Suddenly Into Iran? (video) by eniteden(m): 6:48pm On Apr 16
Thanks for the epic reply Egbun, ur own no go pour troway grin
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin nothing new just the programmed comments
Foreign AffairsRe: China’s Yuan Settlements Hit Record, And The Iran Conflict Is The Catalyst by eniteden(m): 12:01pm On Apr 10
grin Bomb dey ur head bro grin Americans are leaving America? cheesy To which country abeg? Sometimes u guys will just come on Nairaland and speak with so much hate that u forget ur senses sometimes. Same US where appointment has been booked 3yrs ahead in Nigeria. Name one country with so much freedom, priviledge to be a citizen and with no islamist ready to take ur life any minutes. Weather u like it on not US is the safest place on earth right now!

You even craze go mention North Korea grin That shows how much hate in ur brain guy cheesy North Korea that any General can come and rap ur whole family and kill without being question? Or if that shot man no like u fit give order make them kpai u or cuz he like ur wife or won molest ur children? U guys dont know anything cuz u dont travel angry

Stop telling ursef lies cuz of hate and jelousy! grin
PulaPower:
And people will stop coming..

There are lots of countries that are much more secured than USA… USA, a country that anybody can just gun you down without reason, that one nah country?

Even, North Korea that they’re tagging their leaders dictators is more secured than USA.

Even Americans are leaving the USA..

Dey play..
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-Born US Soldier Trolls Nigerian Army In Funny Exchange (Video) by eniteden(m): 1:24pm On Mar 25
Yes so na typo grin Algeria nai i wan quote o and that please dey very quiet and peaceful
emorse:
Gbam!

But on a lighter note, Argentina nor dey Africa grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-Born US Soldier Trolls Nigerian Army In Funny Exchange (Video) by eniteden(m): 9:43am On Mar 25
Una go just open mouth waaaa!! dey spill anything wey anger of knowing the truth shok una for head. Underdevelopment my foot, South Africa no dey Africa, Rwanda no dey africa, Ghana no dey africa and yet u never hear bandit or terrorist operating there, Morroco, Egypt, Argentina etc are not in africa? Yet they are doing better ur so called country which has 10 times more resources than them combine.


Stop blaming people for ur misfortune instead turn on your wicked politicians and put them on their toes to they perform NO instead u prefer a a bag of rice with someone picture on it. grin

Lithiumite:
It's funny how this people who get oppurtuned to leave the shores of this country are always quick to lampoon their country as they revel in the glory and grandeur of their host western country..... their condescending attitude is disgusting mainly because they are apparently ignorantly oblivious of the hideous fact that these countries they are always praising for their development and organisation are in fact the ones responsible fir the underdevelopment and economic mess sub Saharan African countries are going through.......someone messed up your father's house ,you move over to his house which is better and then you start abusing your own house destroyed by your oppressor.
CrimeRe: Items Army Recovered From Boko Haram Members In Borno State by eniteden(m): 3:14pm On Mar 21
If u give our army free hand to fight ehhh grin 6months u no go hear love-vendor cheesy na politics and blood sucking politician and sabotage dey make our army look weak.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Presidential Election May Be Inconclusive – Primate Ayodele (VIDEO) by eniteden(m): 1:40pm On Mar 17
Believe this 1000 trumpet man at ur own peril grin

1,000 golden trumpet cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's Guards Dares Trump To Have US Navy Escort Oil Tankers In Strait Of Hormuz by eniteden(m): 11:38pm On Mar 07
Oga try face front cheesy hate no dey win war undecided check other countries around Iran and compare how prosperous ur beloved iran is to them grin and same Iran is more endowed to them but no na Israel and US be their problem cheesy all the time death death nothing good comes from within.

I repeat hate doesn't win wars or make u develop only love. Live and let live not sponsoring terrorists all over the world while ur subject starved for water. Bomb dey ur head angry
Kastonkastroll:
Foolish trump. There is a reason why previous USA presidents avoid Iran, North Korea, Russia and China with war. America might beat them but they will always deal a heavy blow to America which is what we are seeing today.

Besides America military is obsolete! If not, who invest billions of dollars on useless bases when you can just use good hypersonic missiles and destroy the useless bases.

Look at their carrier; in any modern warfare all those America carriers, bases patriot, thad, etc will be blown to pieces by hypersonic missiles.


I dont think Iran need any nuke. Their hypersonic missiles are a good deterrent from hostile countries like America and Israel! Lol just station your missiles on one place and be shooting them at enemies positions without risking the lives of your soldiers.

Iranians are bad guys sha grin

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