Dollarjunkie: Now am convinced FFK is different from Cramjones. Though both have something in common...

















While FFK is a F*KTARD, Cramjones is superF*KTARD! That is, DoroF*KTARD!


Congrats FFK, you just got someone that mumu pass you. MOFOS!!!

3cycle:
Trash to you, gospel to me

pls help with the lyrics of 'Jehova e buni go m enu' by Frank Edwards.

Thanks

Gboliwe: resent. I am sure it went through now.

Goodmorning

thank you very much my dear sister.

I will keep you posted on how it goes.
God bless you real good!

Gboliwe: Seen. Replied. I doubt if it got to you too. Lol.

i didnt see it

Gboliwe:

I am having serious network issues so much that I can't even access my mails however, please let's talk privately. Send me a mail gboliwe2503atgmaildotcom. I will reply immediately I see it or when I get to work tomorrow whichever is faster.
Sorry I have to ask you this.

sent the mail but i doubt if it delivered. Am also experincing the same issues. We'l talk tomorrow.

Gboliwe:

Yea sure! Thanks for asking.
I have looked for you but couldn't get your username right. It was you who told me you stay in Bauchi right?

its me o

Gboliwe:
Mine happened on the 10th of september. I must tell you that the fear alone of the stigmatisation can make an infected patient run from isolation.

The day before, that's the 9th was a tuesday. I went with my colleagues to the teaching hospital for quality assurance monitoring. We are well known in that section of the hospital so we don't observe protocol. We can enter any ward and office/consulting room and that was what I was doing. I was being very careful though to not touch anything. I didn't see/hear of any ebola patient oooo. Later that evening, I had a small outdoor party to attend and I was outdoors till like 10pm. When I got home and took my bath, I noticed some rashes on the back of my hand. Tiny rashes scattered and itching me.
I manged to sleep that night but woke up later to start scratching. By the time I went to work the next day which was 10th, the rashes had extended to my arms. I showed my colleagues who said it was mosquito that I wasn't used to such late outdoor parties. I agreed. On the 11th the rashes became more severe and one of them said it could be Ebola. She said it jokingly but I became afraid!
I started reading up about Ebola. I didn't have any other symptoms. But on friday, I went to bed and woke up around 2am with serious discomfort. I vomited 2ce before. I went to work. I was alarmed already.
I cancelled my itinerary for the day and decided to stay indoors. On a second thought, I called up a doctor friend and he promised to come around, I told him what my fears were and he was like, "better go to the teaching hospital" , he never came! By now I was alarmed and that must have increased my temperature. I called a matron from the teaching hospital and she confirmed there was no case of Ebola in the hospital, I think that was when I calmed down. By saturday, I used robb on the rashes, and the itch subsided. By sunday, the rashes were all dead, by monday/tuesday I had my beautiful toned skin back!
Till today, I still don't know the source of the rashes and I didn't take any medication for it. I guess it was mosquito bite all along

lool!
Hope you are fine now

This is so painful

Evergreen123: Hahahahahahaha
The mofo only had strength for defenceless women and baby boys. unmovable tnz like trees.he couldnt even stand nbiafran army . where fellow men were

He was used and dumped by the northrrnets he workef for.
they pulled him outta the army ,no honours, no recognition , no job, hahaha
no oil well. the oil wells were shared among ibb , abacha etc while obj was given some wells to coax him into frustrating awolowo and abiola political ambition.
they even used obj to block olu falae from winning. so hilarious.
He lived long enough to know how futile it was to fight small boys and trees.
He started dying slowly since the 70s , being a low lifer. Ojukwu died a rich man , internationally recognized , judging by his attendres at burial. Nobody even knew this one. He died in chronic sickness and penury. Awo died in disappointment too.
Upon all the world power support , more nigerian than biafrans army men were killed.
Smh.
hahahahha

i love this!

What a heart warming news.

God bless our troops
God punish bh and ALL their sympathisers

Sincere9gerian: How much are you willing to pay per comment?

Gboliwe: You didn't answer my question Aunty. What is ndi ofe mmanu?

it's okay abeg

H

M0GIDI: Please God let me not say my mind, heavenly father you know I will be banned.
Give me the patience and resistance to conquer this urge I pray IJN.


Thank you father.......NEXT TOPIC please.......

moscobabs: He was never needed in APC

am sure even if Fashola decamps tomorrow you will still say the same thing.

Continue deceiving yourselves

ochejoseph: Nice to have you Back , was wondering were you where all this time ! Welcome and please stay away from troubles ! Barka da zuwa! Mallama Berem na Jamiayar APC mai Adawa!

Sincere9gerian:
Yes, GEJ divided Nigerians along ethnic and religious lines. GEJ was president in 2003 when Buhari made the statement below:

You guys in APC keep fooling around

thank you my brother.
I keep hearing the line 'GEJ divided nigeria alomg religious lines' and i keep asking them to show me just one area he did that and none of them has been able to come up with an answer to that.

BabaAlabi: May God grant them the grace to survive this trying period. I can just imagine the anxiety whenever there is any mention of an attack. The families should however prepare themselves for anything such as preparing a will (incase of the unspeakable), setting up funds for fees and so on.
God bless our brave soldiers (except the foolish ediot that told me to frog-jump for wearing camo).

Etfash:

The point is, the whole 19 states being Northern states is a political joke!

Besides, hear me very clearly today, there will be no disintegration and i assure you all, the 2015 election will be more peaceful than that of 2011 because before then, God in His own way would have exposed, expelled and silenced every enemy of this great nation.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!

Amen!

Here's mine. I call it ofe stew(soup stew)

ingredients;
tomato (diced)
plenty pepper (blend or pound)
onion (diced)
meat
dried fish
stock fish
crayfish (ground)
palm oil
spinach
knorr cubes and
salt

How to;
season your meat and stock fish with just knorr cubes, onion and salt and boil till tender and set aside.
Put a clean pot on fire add palm oil, allow it to be very hot but not bleached, then add onions allow it to fry a minute add the diced tomatoes and blended pepper.
Leave it to fry very well, continue frying till the sour taste goes off.
Now add the meat and stock at ths point you add the crayfish, dried fish and knorr cube cover it allow to boil for ten minutes
at this point, adjust the taste check if it needs more salt.
Then add the spinach cover for some seconds, stir and
your delicous ofe stew is ready

Thank me later

Itoroetti:

hahaha.now tell me tank u

thank you

Itoroetti:

ok.tanx

just did dat with ur sample of text,but it didnt work

wow it worked!
I've learnt something today

berem: they were so quick to conclude it was not as a result of enemy action. Who's fooling who?
Waiting for Shekau to claim responsiblity for the crash with video evidence.
Nigerian Army deceiving gullible Nigerians since 1908.

am shocked at you.
God have mercy on you

frankben: INSHA ALLAH !!!

Though i don't know the meaning

...i dont understand,
why are you praising God?

CHESSBOARD: So that they will extend his stay as IGP

DEBUCHMANNY: like say U no, anoint any candidate and lets bet if he will not fail woefully, ewu Abia