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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 11:12pm On Jul 04, 2017
thorrvik55:


Batch A is next year o. Don't even bother givin urself hope dat its november
Batch A?

Re u okay?

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Crime / Re: Yahoo-yahoo Boy Sentenced To Three Years In Prison For Defrauding American Of $3 by ennon92(m): 6:43pm On Jul 04, 2017
Na dem dem compressed head

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Crime / Re: Badoo: 7 Scary Things You Should Know About The Dreadly Cult Gang by ennon92(m): 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
How u take knw? U dey among
Crime / Re: Open Letter To Everyone Who Lives Around Ikorodu OR Might Be Visiting Ikorodu So by ennon92(m): 6:40pm On Jul 04, 2017
*Y wont i hold my atm cards with me, wut if am a customer to 2 or more banks...

*stone: y would a sane person keep stones inside his/her bag wen u no be hunter

*handkerchiefs : truth be told, am the type that sweat a lot so i usually have in my pockets two handkerchiefs n two face towel

I con dey stay ikorodu, make God save the innocent souls from falling victims of jungle justice
Crime / Re: Badoo Killer Boys Move To Ogun State by ennon92(m): 6:26pm On Jul 04, 2017
Dem wan go spread the gospel in Ogun
Crime / Re: Missing UNIOSUN Student Found Dead by ennon92(m): 6:25pm On Jul 04, 2017
This con3 is cursed
Crime / Re: Girlfriend Of MC Chinedu Paul Think Twice Mistaken For Badoo Cult Member Writes by ennon92(m): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2017
CioAngels:
Unfortunately, the boys that does the jungle killings, i doubt, if they read papers to know that they are been told to stop the dastartly act. May God save the innocent ones.
Amen to that
Romance / Re: Are You Seriousy A Virgin by ennon92(m): 9:37am On Jul 04, 2017
preccy69:
dats y I neva gave u an ansa
u've mistaken me for another person....
Romance / Re: Advise Me: I Think My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by ennon92(m): 1:55am On Jul 04, 2017
@Op u shouldnt be the one worrying urself, if she needs u she will definitely come around/give u a call concerning the latest development
Romance / Re: Advise Me: I Think My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by ennon92(m): 1:52am On Jul 04, 2017
Ihatelove:

next time you should think before typing, you can easily be judged by the comment you made!! my two cents
let it slide bro
Romance / Re: Advise Me: I Think My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by ennon92(m): 1:50am On Jul 04, 2017
Bibi294:


What comment? Op said something about drug and I advised him to go for the normal procedure... So what's there to judge about? Most guys here on nairaland pretend as if they're different from other men we do see around... Let's learn to behave maturely and tackle issues straight... You don't know me from Adam buh on mere seeing my comment, you chose to abuse my personality... Well, I'm used to feeling with a lot of people like you...
pls dnt be offended
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Searching. Guys How Many Do This, And Girls Is This All You Care?. by ennon92(m): 1:26am On Jul 04, 2017
Ifyone123:
space under construction...abeg who get HAMMER?
grin
Romance / Re: Real Men Are Like Fishermen by ennon92(m): 1:21am On Jul 04, 2017
fynestpotato:
Wetin this one dey talk?,Wtf who wants to date a fisherman?,op sense fall on you.

Before someone go rush into this thread and start throwing the above remarks and comments at me without reading my post,please take note of the fact that i used 'like'.

Now we all know who a fisherman is.He is a person who catches fish for sport or a job.
Meanwhile when i talk about real men i mean the marriage material kind of guys,i mean guys who are going to make a good family man.Not fuckboys.
Real men are like fishermen.Why is it so?

Before a fisherman can start catching fishes their are some tools and implements that he will need to have(hook and line,baits....),before a real man can go after his woman their are some things he needs to have(shelther,job....).

A fisherman needs to find a good fishing spot,cause the fishing spot determines the type of catch he will make.A fisherman that has found his fishing spot in a dirty pond,should not expect to make a good catch.
The same applies for real men who are searching for a good woman but have limited their search to club houses,beer parlours,tell me how can they make a good catch.Your environment determines the quality of the women you can find.

When a fisherman finally gets a good spot he sets his bait and waits patiently for a fish to fall for the bait.When one finally does a fisherman will still have to use the same patience to reel it in,cause if too much force and rush is used the line might break and the fish will escape.This type of Patience is one quality needed by a real man.He needs to be patient while dealing with his partner.More so,Real men don't rush into marriages.He needs to take his time to study the woman he's about to marry to avoid stories that touch in the future.

If after waitin patiently to reel the fish in the fish eventualy got away,though painful a fisherman wouldn't go all out and jump into the river to go after it,he simply sets another bait cause he knows their are plenty of fishes in the sea.In that wise Real Men shouldn't kill themselves over rejection by a woman or because that lady dumped you,you will risk your life to get her back,you should move on cause their are many women in this world.

A fisherman sets his baits for fishes that he knows he can handle,he wouldn't go way out of his league by trying to catch a shark with a fishing rod.Most men today are running after women that are out of their leagues and end up getting hurt in the long run.Real men will only go after ladies that they can handle.If you really want that billionaire's daughter to like you but she feel's you are too low for her,don't try too hard to impress her just find a girl who will love you for who you are(a girl you can handle).

Now you can see the relationship between a real man and a fisherman.

Ps: Please don't quote this whole post,it's annoying.

cc lalasticlala
i've quoted it oya coman beat me
Romance / Re: Are You Seriousy A Virgin by ennon92(m): 12:58am On Jul 04, 2017
preccy69:
ur entitled to ur opinion

Romance / Re: My Gf Posted A Picture With A Random Guy On Facebook-advice Pls by ennon92(m): 12:41am On Jul 04, 2017
This story is cooked up, my fellow naija guys cant do wut the op is doing...Stupeed man
Romance / Re: My Gf Posted A Picture With A Random Guy On Facebook-advice Pls by ennon92(m): 12:39am On Jul 04, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Are you from Kenya?
ppl from kenya must be daft?
Crime / Re: Girlfriend Of MC Chinedu Paul Think Twice Mistaken For Badoo Cult Member Writes by ennon92(m): 6:38pm On Jul 03, 2017
Thats the disadvantage of lynching but we cant say with confidence that the guy isn't a badooite....To those who wanders abt the nooks n crannies of ikd, all i will say is becareful so as not to fall victim. To those who derives pleasure in melting instant justice without proper investigation should try as much as possible to unravel things b4 carrying out the dastardly act


Rip to him if he isnt among

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Romance / Re: How Slay Queens Use To Start by ennon92(m): 1:42pm On Jul 03, 2017
Can u imagin the moniker the slowqueen sorry slayqueen above me gave herself?....after undergoing series of face painting, filtering and whatever still she isnt appealing to me yet some mumu guys re giving her likes @her dp. Most of these gals re ugly without make up

*my spit fall on u*
Foreign Affairs / Re: Life Outside The Whitehouse, Michelle Obama Shares Her Workout Photos. by ennon92(m): 6:39pm On Jun 20, 2017
Mehn! Her behind is massive
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Plane Crashes While Trying To Help Extinguish Devastating Forest by ennon92(m): 6:30pm On Jun 20, 2017
Oyinbo ppl sef, see as dem dey use sprinkler to extinguish huge fire when big mouthed hose dey.
Career / Re: 8 Simple Ways To Discover Your Talent by ennon92(m): 5:36pm On Jun 20, 2017
I found joy in exercising my body without stress for almost a decade now. Is that a talent?

Nb: nt body building or lifting weight o
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 5:10pm On Jun 20, 2017
Junki04:

Its hard to know who is who as you're all on the same outfit.. just be nice to everyone and try to know who interests you
ohk noted
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 9:14am On Jun 20, 2017
jibs4lv:
i tel u bro,upon al my camp act,frm dancin to drama,frm pre pre chan to kitchen stil wia i found mysef,i neva beliv sey da kind place dey exist o,na UDENGE DEV AREA,no light,no road to dat paticula vil but bike and no ntwk,am stil on d mata o,i cnt stay dia,d prob is i v been acepted and i v done my docmntatn.bt d tin be sey copas ar semi God to dem dia ,me n my goons were jst eatin fresh fruits ,drink mey sai,bread nd fried eg for free til we left o,tnk God,gov schs were on strike since feb and i pray dey wont resum til april nx yr
grin grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 9:12am On Jun 20, 2017
Junki04:
Ajimobi boys!!! Iseyin camp in Oyo was fun tho, the boys hostel, I'm not sure you can see any other like that in the whole Nigeria, 720 guys in a hall..

First week of camp was crazy, parade at every opportunity, you have to wake up very early, by 4:30, you should be on the parade ground and you won't leave till about 7:30 for breakfast then back again by 9 till afternoon.. After swearing in, it'll reduce bit by bit as other activities will start..

By the second week, less parade sha, they start to choose people who will parade and sports activities get in full force,

Third week sha, the fun part, you have a lot of social activities and you get to meet even more people, everyone is calm and relaxed, so getting numbers is easy.. I'm sure you'd enjoy it then

NB: Be nice to everyone, in camp, you don't know who can help u or has connections, white on white can be very deceptive, a lot of people are nice, you just need to be good in your approach.. and enjoy yourself in the mammy market if you have the money, don't try to impress, ignore the hungry girls if possible, they just want you to spend for them, meet people who you can always sub the bills for each other at different times, it'll help, and grow with friends that go with your life, you won't meet a large gathering like that again in your youth life.. so enjoy!

Corpers wee!! I rep Eruwa, Oyo state.
hw do u mean by "white on white can be deceptive"?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 8:52am On Jun 20, 2017
[quote author=Mustack post=57626621]
The only two soup being serve to stream 1 are egusi and okro...


1, Egusi and EBA
2, Okro and tuwo
Other foods mentioned are
3, Strong bread and river Niger tea and egg probably if you always come early.
4, Yam and stew
5, porage my best food in camp
6, rice and stew
7, beans and garri
8, pap and akara. Hopefully.

So be prepared niger state is your friend always be nice.
Note/hint

Those Miami marketers no get chill oh...
Your picket is there friend.[/quote ] ohk...actually i didnt choose Niger, just asking tho
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 11:51am On Jun 18, 2017
Now u guys re talking....the thread is getting lively once again...mustack o shay na sch dem carry u go?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 11:48am On Jun 18, 2017
Mustack:
More so for those futunate to be posted to Niger state I and my fellow commando can relate the food being serve to pcm especially that tuwo with there poison okro... Here's a pics to relate what you're expected to eat.
ws there no other soup aside okro?....i dnt eat okro o
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2017
We need the stream1 fams to relate their experiences while @camp to us...this thread too dry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 11:29pm On Jun 09, 2017
BlessedHay:
any idea when stream 2will be heading to camp?
no official date yet...but 2nd week of July @most

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Romance / Re: Opinion: Why Women Should Stop Living With Men Who's Yet To Pay Their Dowry by ennon92(m): 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Mr man, dnt u think marriage isnt for all n sundry



Btw, i have seen a man who respect his 'wife' yet unmarried. Marriage is just being hyped for nothing; wut of those that carried out the marriage proper yet no peace in the home?

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ennon92(m): 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2017
Hmmm, hw time flies 4days for stream1 to leave camp.
Many of us [stream2] were wailing when we were asked to check our portal n seeing "u are not in stream1"...17days after o my ppl
NYSC / Re: See The New Style NYSC Members Cook As FG Delays Monthly Allowee [photos] by ennon92(m): 11:43am On Jun 07, 2017
Those bastards in govt re enjoying themselves while the youth re here boiling corn, they expect them to impart knowlegde?

This con3 is being put on a time bomb

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