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Family / Re: I Almost Had A Fight With My Mom by ennon92(m): 10:53am On Jan 13
Is your mom and ijebu woman. Cos you just painted the pic of an ijebu neighbor I lived with in ibadan. Haa. Shes a very huge woman, she fought almost everybody in our street then. Anytime she shouts, d whole street trembles. Hahaha. Iya Sade was a terror. She kept malice with her husband for six months till that man died of stroke. She kept d body of d man indoors for 5days without announcing, until one of her kids came bk from sch to see d callous act. Fear ijebu women oooo. Dem sabi keep malice.

Btw, Op i think your mother is your cross and you've to carry it, I just pray she's not into juju, cos she could kill u all with juju with no remorse.
This is hilarious gringringrin
Family / Re: I Almost Had A Fight With My Mom by ennon92(m): 10:36am On Jan 13
It's a psychological problem,
Your mother will only get worse with age except she gets professional help.

I think u are right about this cos I'm actually facing almost the same issue with my mom....She would flare up at petty issues, almost quarreled with everyone in the community, she will curse u when she's provoked (the children inclusive), she likes to make sure her decision is final even life issues related to her children (who does that). She's caring tho but her toxic nature is something else. No matter the lady u brings home, she will surely embarrass u in their presence. She has been like that right from time, right now she's in her mid 60's.

I'm the last child, can't just leave her here alone, if not I for don japa...My elder brothers keeps talking to her Abt such toxic attitude but she wouldn't listen

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Romance / Re: What Have I Gotten Myself Into. by ennon92(m): 7:28pm On Jan 11
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Romance / Re: I Don't Get Hard For A Second Round by ennon92(m): 4:19pm On Jan 10
It's a normal thing cos body differs. Anyways, chew bitter kola before the match
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me! I Have Got Bad Breath by ennon92(m): 4:14pm On Jan 10
Do u normally scrub ur tongue while brushing? If No, u need to start doing that.

Make it a habit to rinse ur mouth with salt and water after every meal.

Drink plenty of water.

Chew bitter kola, it will help to neutralize the odour (not medically proven tho).

Lastly, if the problem persist, consult ur dentist.

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Romance / Re: Can She Make A Good Wife by ennon92(m): 3:54pm On Jan 10
Lukatew undecided ordinary 19 years old girl is making u to lose ur sense of reasoning all because of imaginary love...If it were to be ur younger sister, u will say she's disrespecting u undecided

That little brat � is yet to explore, she's in that stage of her life...You can't groom her, let her be or else u will continue to suffer in silence and ur heart will get shattered eventually.

Moreover, from ur write up, larger percentage of Nigerian ladies will use u as doormat if u don't purge out that ur simp behavior...They need men to be in control.


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Romance / Re: What Have I Gotten Myself Into. by ennon92(m): 3:48pm On Jan 10
Ogbeni, confirm if she's a virgin. If yes, don't end the relationship. If no, àlaye japa!

Btw, that moniker "Organsmuggler" is a she male...No let him drill ur a55
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: NDLEA Releases List Of 5,000 Successful Candidates by ennon92(m): 1:18pm On Jan 09
God knows, I need this job badly...

Baba God show me your mercy embarassed

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Health / Re: Please Help Me Nairalanders. I'm Tired Of Spending Money In The Hospital by ennon92(m): 10:04pm On Dec 13, 2020
Àlaye, goan take gbogbonishe cleanser or yoyo bitters, u go dey alright.

I no knw say ashawo dey allow clients suck their sour breast o, the onez wey dey Lagos no go even allow u...U sef too greedy, u fvck Toto con still suck pus in form of breast milk join ontop 500naira

You've bitten more than u can chew, God will heal u.
Health / Re: What Can I Do About My Body Odour? by ennon92(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2020
:You are likely to outgrow it Yes, it stopped a while ago.Only to come up after some years, I am in my thirtees
This nonsense of duplicating other ppl's comment must stop....Una dey mad ni

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 191,000 Nigerians Jostle For 9,460 Immigration, NSCDC Jobs by ennon92(m): 6:41pm On Dec 07, 2020
We people without connection in this shithole are trying Sha.

I could remember I sat for NDLEA CBT last year December, up till now, I haven't heard anything from them. Almost 1 year embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal : (0 - 1 ) On 1st November 2020 by ennon92(m): 7:21pm On Nov 01, 2020
The last time Arsenal beat MAN U away was in 2006....



European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal : (0 - 1 ) On 1st November 2020 by ennon92(m): 6:59pm On Nov 01, 2020
Romance / Re: "So Sad" Just 4 Days To His Wedding,see What This Man Found On His Fiancés Phone by ennon92(m): 4:43pm On Nov 01, 2020
The fact that it is a doctored chat doesn't mean it ain't happening...Guys just needs to be careful...Nothing less than 80% of single ladies out there have committed abortion...So I'm not surprised what this gender are capable of doing...To be on a safe side, just be at alert and expect the worst from them, cos they are confusionists...Thread with caution guys

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State To Engage 4,000 Graduates In Internship, To Pay 40,000 Monthly by ennon92(m): 5:12pm On Oct 30, 2020
How do i relocate to Lagos grin grin grin so I can partake in this
You better don't waste your tfare all because of this audio internship.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State To Engage 4,000 Graduates In Internship, To Pay 40,000 Monthly by ennon92(m): 5:09pm On Oct 30, 2020
Nonsense scamming format, after registration, they will ask you to take a pre assessment online test, 30 questions in 15mins,. Unless if and only if you are an immortal genius that is when you will get 60% from those questions, at the end they will say you fail and you are not qualified for an internship position... Try it and see, if am lying come and arrest me in my house, I will give you my address..
Lol, don't mind those idiot...Three minutes would have gone before u solve a question....

Nigeria is just a hopeless country

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't Ask Ladies Out Anymore.. What Happened? by ennon92(m): 12:37pm On Oct 23, 2020
And please stop choosing the fine girl on my dp..cos that's still me on my dinner gown looking sweet and elegant..flaunting my new skin and looks..
I know that's why you're jealous cos all your family members are naturally uglee with you notwithstanding
I wouldn't want to be choosed by a broke monkey please

when you're done hating and spewing thrash
you check my signature
Your outburst is unnecessary, u are a lady for Christ sake...Learn to overlook some things, this will help u even when u move to ur husband's house. Peace!
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Becuz Of An Sms (Updated) by ennon92(m): 5:04pm On Oct 11, 2020
If reverse was the case, you would have been hearing things like...she's a hoe, public toilet, and all other things, perhaps you would have been advised to move on. hmmmm Nigeria guys don't just Scream #endsars# because you can be treating lady(ladies) badly you may not know. So end that I'm a #man# mentality.... So because of that, I can do anything I feel like. Gracias
Babe chill, some guys already rebuked him....Or didn't u read through the whole thread?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By Your Partner, What Was Your Reaction by ennon92(m): 6:34pm On Sep 06, 2020
What can fa?

Make she try am fess, we gonna discuss how she wants her funeral

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Romance / Re: Woman Curses A Lout Who Grabbed Her Butt In Computer Village by ennon92(m): 5:58pm On Aug 21, 2020
That guy Na bastaard and such a coward...He ought to knw that what is worth doing at all, is worth doing well... That's a faint tap, he suppose to engrave his fingerprint on that a55....iiiddiooot

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Romance / Re: Are Black People Naturally Dumb? by ennon92(m): 1:37pm On Aug 19, 2020
The family ought to be the primary agent of change but reverse is the case. That being said, those at the top (leaders) should enact strict laws that would keep the people in check... The first law should be; death penalty awaits whosoever deem it fit to loot, engages in corrupt practices or cause pain and suffering (Terrorism/killing/assassination, kidnapping, stealing, internet fraud etc), I can tell u that people will do the right thing knowing the consequences of their actions. Politics won't be lucrative anymore, only those with the love for the country would want to partake in it even without receiving a dime as salary.

Btw, it's a pity larger percentage of Naija ladies aren't concerned with intelligent discourse but only frivolities.


Romance / Re: Want To Start Earning 2k-3k Daily?get In Here! by ennon92(m): 6:43pm On Jul 24, 2020
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Drop your gmail let me send you the tutorial
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Romance / Re: American Transgender Nurse Wants To Bring Me Over ASAP I’m Confused by ennon92(m): 3:28pm On Jul 24, 2020
Young man, i know ur mind is made already...All u want to do is just collect the money, then block her on FB afterwards..But i hope ur news wont come on Nairaland front page "Nigerian man wanted by FBI for online dating scam"

Or maybe naso God wan take pick ur call, What do i know

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Crime / Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by ennon92(m): 10:10am On Jul 20, 2020

I have a secret video recorder app on my phone
It records without the flashlight on, also without any form of notification or u can choose to use a decoy icon for notification. During and after recording, ur video is encrypted, it can't be found in your gallery, only u can choose where you want the video hidden. U can also choose the video quality. Good thing is that it keeps recording even when your phone is in idle mode, on lock or when the back light is off.. U can also choose which of the camera u want to use, if u would prefer the front or back camera.
That's awesome, can u pls tell me the name of the app? I need to download it as soon as possible
Crime / Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by ennon92(m): 10:32am On Jul 19, 2020
Sorry for ur ordeal bro... I'm just curious abt how u were able to video the scene without the awareness the black thieves


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : FA Cup Semi-Final (2 - 0) On 18th July 2020 by ennon92(m): 9:27pm On Jul 18, 2020
Moneyiola needs to be taught some lessons, English football ain't a child's play...

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Romance / Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by ennon92(m): 8:00pm On Jul 16, 2020
grin grin cheesy

I'm enjoying this drama...Keep it coming, characters involved
Travel / Re: 7 Police Officers Deployed To Katsina Die In Ghastly Motor Accident by ennon92(m): 6:01pm On Jul 14, 2020
Condolences to their Wives , Children and families...

People Just cut short of their Fathers and Husbands just like that!

It Could be just Anyone!

Death gives no respect to uniform neither does it give Alert!

Let us Be Prepare! Let us Live Prepared for Eternity !

It is a Personal Race!

Nothing on Here on Earth is Worth Losing your Soul for..

Sorry to ask, are u mannabbq?
Crime / Re: US Department Of Justice Charges Hushpuppi With Money Laundering by ennon92(m): 12:37am On Jul 04, 2020
The award for "The Most Foolish Human Of The Century" should be given to Hushpupet

You go about scamming ppl of their hard earned money causing them sifia pain, as if that's not enough u still have the effrontery to post and flaunt ur opulent lifestyle on social media...Wait o, Shay him mama no dey talk to am ni...I guess the English Premier League club wey the guy wan scam na Arsenal football Club, that stingy club...to buy better players Na wahala, na hin Hushpupet wan com scam

Mompha is the next target, ur days would soon be numbered... It's a shame how these criminals are being celebrated back home.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by ennon92(m): 12:25pm On Jun 30, 2020

Oh! Pls logout and login again, if it doesn't work let us know.

Still the same bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by ennon92(m): 11:37am On Jun 30, 2020

Are you using system? Try it using phone, change the browser view to desktop view. You can do it with Chrome, Firefox, updated opera or Puffin.
The issue still persists... I'm using chrome, desktop view mode

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by ennon92(m): 10:45am On Jun 30, 2020
I'm trying to apply on behalf of someone now, the issue I'm facing is the "Electoral Ward", it ain't bringing out any info under the aforementioned...Yet when I click on submit and save, it would still notify me to fill Electoral Ward ....What could be the problem?...I've retry over and over again but the issue persists

Cc: mbmohammed

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