₦airaland Forum

C2Ok:
I wonder if he still has that presidential ambition

Lol...

A pretty murderer.

N u shall start sleeping wt dogs.
Pple can talk anyhow Sha.
Some things are better left unsaid.

Oracleforce:
What goes around comes around...

Yinmu

LOL @Emergency British accent...

LOL @ Emergency British accent...

Oracleforce:
You are a 48 years old woman and you are aspiring to marry a guy of 25years old. That's 23 years age gap...probably you are already a mother with kids...
I'm curious about things...
your love will not be genuine to that person because the foundation is already fishy...

I'm.still curious about the brain behind your scheme.

Lol... Nothing fishy
I jus need a baby boy n a complete SIMP

Omoo! Na boss u b.
Kudos!

He shall soon start wearing panties instead of Boxer shorts.

Pius Anyim..
But, God forbid

BIDOO:
And you think the family are not doing well enough? Did you read the part where he mentioned his wife and the baby staying with his mother?
The financial strength of his immediate family is weak hence he decided to get a decent place for his self-made family by operating as a mini-bus driver! But along the line, garri pass water.

Ok,sir

Metrofox:
Shit up Mr Man , is your own life perfect? .. Nigerians and virtue signaling. If you can't improve a problem don't try to make it worse. Nobody cares if you don't gamble and are holy as the pope. You can start your own thread about your pious lifestyle.

But,he wasn't referring to u nau! Ar u d op? Y all dese attacks?

jaykai24:
Hey! Let's be guided with our words. Thanks �

Mr, u shud hv highlighted d words we nid to b guided on nau.
Indicate d words,oga!

Kajaard:
Where we the ones that advised you to use your house rent money to gamble? Betting is nothing but gambling. You have a son and an unpaid house rent and you still had the effontery to gamble away your savings.

What exactly do you want us to do for you now? You are even threatening to take your life, how childish. Man up and carry your cross.

Dnt mind him. Nairaland has turned to deir begging forum. Everyone comes to Nairaland to seek sympathies. Dnt dey hv family members?
Let him kill himself if he wants.

Without muscles n six packs lyk van dam and...
Dey will shoot n u will not see blood. Yoruba action movies are even d worst.

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

Bro, try have sex n see if there wud b any change.

JONNYSPUTE:
..... I'm not the one to be manipulated with such my dear. I'm done having kids and I have even told her that she is free to leave if she's not enjoying the marriage.

I'm not loosing anything if she goes.

The op weh dey give him cheating wife peace no be him she still leave go follow another man? Lol.

This Una leaving mechanism doesn't work on every man.

Ok,sir.

JONNYSPUTE:
..... You dey mind the foolish simp of a man?

I have always said this and it works for me. Always be the trouble maker in your house as a man.

And ur wife would seek peace in d arm of another man...Lobatan

sirsugar:
Chai this man be original ruggedy, iam believing him with his English typing,he is not use to English country,

Was he not raised in Nigeria?

He needs favour from Tinubu.

Seun4blue:
Nairaland helps you manage your data. with 2g and 20MB you will read and unread.

How about comments from Swalomir, Iyaebe, False prophet, Righteousness and the likes. Those guys could be nairaland employees

I like dat #Falseprophet gan.

I only like Dem as puppies. I Neva wanted Dem grown. Dey ar less attractive wen grown to full dogs.

Lol...Theory n practical

javaguru:
behold the angel arosed


the tailor should be charged for murder

Hahahaha

donbenie:
Hmmm..
Where you come read 70 years?

Lol...I tire o
I had to read d story again

D same thing my grandfather did in his cocoa farm..once yu dare go to d farm to steal,u use ur own head to bring d whole produce to him at home without anyone noticing.He won't expose d thief so dat others won't b aware.dis farm consists of kolanuts,oranges, coffee n bitterkolas too.
He said dis charm cost him just #25 den.

kriss2I6:
Na was oo,well she fine to me.
Pesin wey I don dey follow talk already,I am in love.

Lol! Continue

kriss2I6:
See that fine girl abeg,mere looking at her gap teeth I don dey simp like mumu

My guy,u no get eyes for beauty fah. She's average,biko.

Oracleforce:
I'm also looking for evening news paper like Rita Dominic to marry...they are wife material because they have seen it all...

You see all these indomie generations, I will never have anything to do with any of them in marriage...

If you are unmarried in your early or late 30s pls Pchat me...

Honestly, I just like Rita Dominic for no reason...for the fact that she normally plays a crying lady role in the movie...she uses this to gather people's emotions towards herself...


Rita...I wish you happy married life.

Nairaland ladies, I'm still expecting your chat. Provided you have what it takes to be a wife for a reliable and responsible Naija guy...

I hv chatted u o...I am interested..I am 48 yrs. Hope u aren't more Dan 25yrs?

theTranslator:
you can be fine in this world.
It's just a knife away

My dear, e get d kind ugliness wey knife no go fii do.

Maybe he wants to contest for presidency too...since everyone now want to contest.

Whr una dey c dese evil partners?
Simps everywhere...