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I feel like vomiting.

Running to unite which people??we are United Biko.
Make una leave una unity o..

Over fine dey worry her.
I shall b very very fine in my next world...
Amennnnnn!

Wife or baby mama?

I am so happy for her

Weldone,dear.
Some ar there mining skulls n doing Yahoo.
May u reap d fruits of your labour.
May Fulani herdsmen not locate dis ur bigggg farm.

okoroemeka:
so long she is not married,why not, go ahead and tell her your feelings,you never know with women anything can happen,when I was in school I dated our assistant HOD till I finished, heaven did not fall.

Wot if she's engaged or in a very serious relationship?

zeenaman:
Is that a picture of you on your profile?

Y wud I want to use someone else's picture.
I do not hide my identity anywhere.Dats y I always endeavor to b well behaved.
Am ain't perfect though.

Be very careful fah.
I didn't take it well for a junior colleague who had d audacity to tell me how much he loved me despite (me) being married. I changed it for him.see madness.
He said he Neva knew I was married... despite d sign post on my finger?
Dis guy was just disturbing me here and there. Someone's wife fah!

Miracood2:
I remember back then in 1994..

There was this curvy babe in my hostel back then in Uniben. I tried all my best to make this girl mine, cause she gat the flesh in the right proportions all over her.

Tall fine girl with smooth soft skin, tried all my toasting skills but girl didn't even look my face.

But I got to lash the babe, that one time I mistakenly stumbled on her riding this touch light will squirting and moaning loud at the same time in the bathroom @ around 2am in the night, when I woke up to take a pee.

That was how I kept lashing her. I later married her. She can't just get enough my fat preeqq.

Jesus! 1994?
Fornication in 1994?

Now I know y no one knows ur Baby Daddy initially..

Biscuits

micxwell:
Why now. Try to make your happy or did someone piss you off.

Tnx,dear
No one pissed me up...

Who cares abt Easter?
I am not just happy today,at all. Dnt even know whr dis depression is coming from.

BigBashiru:
Ur just a big idiot. A man reserves the right to be with whoever he wants to be with anytime he wants.....

This idea of "cheating" has no real basis.... women cheat themselves....

A Woman also has d right to b wt whomever she wishes. We all hv d rights to Live freely.

vickthourh:
Same thing happened to me.A woman came to meet my wife at home,while she was washing the children's cloth,she sat down very comfortable and stated explaining to my wife,that I have a girlfriend close to her house and she sees me often with the lady almost every time.she told her even more.
When she was leaving she asked my wife not to reveal her identity,my wife thanked her and she left.
Immediately she left my wife called me and asked if I was dating someone,and called her name..I told her she was just a friend and a customer,my wife knows I have female customers due to the nature of my job.
I asked her who told her about the lady,she opened up and said she was her home washing jejely and mama CHIOMA came to tell her everything ooo.
I told her to come to where my shop is
We both disgraced the mama CHIOMA.

My wife disgraced her more
She told her out rightly "YOU WANT TO SPOIL MY HAPPY HOME ABI”

Ur wife disgraced her without knowing d truth? Not even a little research to confirm?
Kudos to her.

Mayour11:
About 70% of married men cheat o
So they will tell you not to report.

Dis is d only person dat said my mind...

Men saying 'mind ur business', wot wud u hv said if ur wives are d ones cheating?

Faat pensionnaires

Y do ppl break up quickly bcs of cheating? I can never never cheat o,but I am not dat jealous to leave a partner bcs of cheating. I would rather gv u a second chance if u demand.
But...u wl become worthless to me. No more deep care, genuine love n affection.we wud jus b dere until u walk away urself.

Wetin do d zoo?

What a tyrant. He should make a good president Sha.

Soo...she didn't push bf d delivery? N dere was no blood? She didn't notice something came out of her v*gina?
Quite funny!

Soo...she didn't push bf d delivery? N dere was no blood? She didn't notice something came out of her vagina?
Quite funny!

Food poisoning me? Stooling bcs of ordinary cockroach?
Any Chinese here,pls?

DontBullshitMe:
Seyi Tinubu is 36 for God's sake!

Wetin this man dey talk?

By the way ;

This 2023 Presidential race go sweet Shaa.

Tinubu 1.23 odds

Osinbanjo 2.45 odds

Atiku 1.95 odds

Saraki 8.25 odds

Amaechi 2.75 odds

Wike 4.76 odds

Peter Obi 3.85 odds

Moghalu 47.5 odds

Sowore 34565684545875326788544864323.2 odds

Bet wisely.

LOL...

MonkeyMods:
Awwww this is the sweetest thing I've had to read about Nigeria lately


A breath of fresh air


Finally Mr Eazi secures meal ticket for life

And let's see if cuppy will throw her dogs away

As if Mr Eazi isn't a millionaire. Check his background nau..

Malory:
Lucky dude but be ready to wash plates and pants

y? He's a big boy nau. Check his background,bro.

By deir comments you shall know deir brought up n backgrounds.
No man brought up in a good family wt core values wud disregard women in any form.
Products of broken n reckless homes/marriages ar so surplus on Nairaland.
It's a pity... Talking anyhow abt women wen u hv a mother n sisters.

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men and rape are like bread and butter. Can’t separate from each other.

And dey keep saying women are cheap to get anytime n anywhere...

Y didn't u highlight and emphasize on line 7 d way u did to submissive?

Astoria:
finishing!



#political Hushpupupi

LOL.. Hushpupupi or Hushpuppi?
Nawao!