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No difference oo, because even the movie he has been acting since he is always looking in a pathetic state, reason he is mostly used as a native doctor and an elder in the village.

May God lay his hands of healing upon your life.

The baba wey dey do am for them try oo, make them dey drop noise inside beat dey top iTunes, no be how far sha, na how well.

Chai! My guy wey dey do well, more grease to your elbow even your pose be like comedy movie.

After popping pills like condom and after spilling sperms like community tap you still come to the internet to spread your dirty linens.

Safari! Nicki has moved on why don't you do the same ?

They need to part ways na, cause with the way tyga is living off Kylie, she would ve ended up where she started

The abuse of the word "stunning" on NL is now becoming a norm, and if nothing is said about it, it then becomes a self fullfilling prophecy, how can a Lady paint her self into a doll and you call it stunning.

With God we will get there, we might not be where we want to be but we sure are in a better place than we once were

nlfan:
Our company recently employed this guy, we worked in the same company before, then he was a manager and i was a junior staff.

I left the company years ago and joined another, so few months ago he got employed in my new office as a Director.

When he resumed, being that i knew him before, i started playing around with him, like when he was introduced to us, i was like oo, common, i hug him tightly and people were surprise at our closeness before i informed them that we have worked together before.

I am a jovial person, so each time i go around his office, i will call him boyfriend, my love, hope no girl is trespassing cos i will fight o and his subordinates will laugh and say you are not serious.

On the job, we get to work together at times cos i am a Manager now, we go for meetings etc, then some of his job includes doing some short production, even though i am not employed as a video producer, i told him i can do those for him personally, cos i recently learn those, he was surprise before but he decided to give me a try, i did it for him and he liked it, he became close and said i was helping him solve alot of problems.

Recently when he comes to my office, he will ask my PA where is my woman and that one will laugh knowing i started it but i just thought that was it though.

So last month when we went to the Palms Mall, to seek for permission to film their facilities in the short production work we had, we were together then he decided to do some shopping, i helped him carry the things he bought and just had fun, he took me to shoprite and ask me to shop, i just pick two things, drink and rice and he said is that all i said yes, he started showing me things, take this, take that i said i was okay, that it wasnt appropriate to come here and start shopping like its month end. So we left, in the car he said, you do have some very good attribute girl, i said like what, he said never mind and we drove off.

After that he started asking if we can have lunch but most time our lunch time dont sync, so i told him not to worry, then he asked for a dinner, i close late, im a workaholic, so most times i will agree but i will work till 9pm and he would have waited and get tired and left.

Finally i get to have a dinner date with him and he ask if we could do this more often, i said why not boyfriend jokingly, the next time we were having dinner, I said boyfriend let me greet that guy there, i really needed to meet him, he has a contact i need for work, he held me and said you call me boyfriend jokingly, i want you to mean it lol.

After i met with the guy, he started telling me how he loved me and how he will really love us to be in a relationship, he doesnt expect a yes and he knows its so wrong on all level because we work in the same place, but i can think about it and give him a response later that he will respect any decision i make.

I said thank you o, but since then, dude is so soft and nervous when he sees me, i can see the butterflies even when we are in a client meeting.

Even though he tries not to make it obvious at work, after work he is all over me

Last night we were together, i told him i am scared as he is almost 40 and not married, that i believe any guy who gets to that age, with enough money but has not married is a play boy lol. He couldn't say a word for like some minutes then he said, yes i am old enough to have been married and i had relationships, beautiful relationships with wonderful women, some didn't work because of my mistakes and because of things i neglected and some didn't work because it was not meant to work, but above all have learnt alot to be at least a better man and i am ready to make it work this time i promise, i have no doubt if you are the right girl because have known you for long and have never had a second thought about my woman, so forgive me for not making it work all these while, i want to make it right this time - MEHN THOSE WORDS RINGS IN MY HEAD LIKE KILODE, i loved the fact that he didnt put the blame on the ladies he's dated.

Now on my own side, I do not feel anything for him but i like him alot, i like that we should be hanging out, go out, do dinner and talk from morning tonight but i do not feel anything aside that. What do you guys advise.

My dear, what you are practicing is called witchcraft and you will receive it double folds, God no dey sleep.

Vikkie14:
Who isn't aware of this before?
Are you really this High on spoilt tomato? The "Better Alternative" i.e your saint, how is he faring? #145 per liter of fuel . I will PERSONALLY lead the war against BH, HAS HE? How "munsh" is a congo of garri(masses and students food) sold in your area? Should i say that May your Life be run like this Better Alternative is running the country?? Will you say Amen to this? Enjoy the Change(Come, Have A New Grievous Experience). Goodmorning Bro.

We dont appreciate what we have until we lose it.

Very well said, tell the hooligans, imagine the dullard leading humans like cows and these vagabonds still stand by him. I weep at the prospect.

Queeee:
Yeah man...Rare name for real gems

You're so on point sir

If na Nigerian girl, baba! Just park well and start looking for a replacement, 90% of naija girls are unstable and don't know what they want.

Don't bug her, if she is for you, she will definitely come around, if she is not don't swear it, you don't know what you are missing until it arrives

So true, where are those ladies that do form important when their mate are independent

Queeee:
Finally, my namesake on nairaland...

For real ?

cyndylove64:
there is foundation on dat face is ain't makeup free.jst light make up

But that's the definition of Nigerian girls free Make up face, some even look like a horror movie in it

I am also faced with the same issue and I am starting to lose hope in them, though it works sometimes

I am also faced with the same issue and I am starting to lose hope in them

True definition of beauty, not some doll makeup gracing front page with the title "stunning"

chegzyshade:
1GB ram& 16GB rom

Okay, thought it was the 2gb ram variant

chegzyshade:
21k. Lagos, ikotun to be precise

Which variant are you selling?

AnnabelR0se:
Really? But camon c8 is rocking marshmallow now, i think greenhulk should stop enlightening you guys , you are not current on the latest trends in the tech world

Leave the kid let him keep ranting, he has PhD in baseless arguments.

How much are you selling and where're you located ?

Nice innovation, china just dey take nigeria predicaments to their advantage.... The heat for Nigeria make the said ac need bigger AC

WEMS:
Don't allow anýone to scam you again...simply take the person to http://www.microjobpays.com and settle the job there...let him open a job and you buy from him simple..be wise. and say no to scam

How does it work?

greenhulk:
Lol. Sorry I forgot I did not go to school so I don't know how to read. Keep consoling urself, gionee m5 might be the best of the best for u but to me it is just an overpriced mid range phone and the only thing its got is its big battery.

I've played with the phone many times and to be sincere i didn't expect more from its display. It is a 5.5 inch phone with 720p display for goodness sake, there are bound to be pixels and there are lots of pixels. If u can't see the pixels it means u haven't used a phone with qhd display or even a FHD display.

The major turn off is the UI which is ugly and terrible. Boom j8 has a far better UI and their display are the same thing. If I have to choose between the 2 I'll pick the j8 and keep 15k change. If I want more battery I'd buy a powerbank for 5k and still keep 10k.

Leave the Z guy, he acts and chats like a kid, gionee m5 that has two batteries, big poo, silence is the best answers for fools.

Jadekitana:
Hey dear, thanks

You are always welcome.

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

I love your writeup, but I love you more, you ve said it all, in fact you are a lady with class, thumbs up and keep disgracing these lazy ass that beg for money and sell their bodies.

Clone2020:
This news is as fake as Nicky Minaj's butt. You post a list of so called spotify today's top artists without providing the link to the spotify page or a credible news source, instead you provided a link to your silly website.

You dey mind the blind fans? Most times I wonder if they are gay cause the way some guy fight for this guy than their destiny surprises me o

Maybe they want them to start selling sims or they ve realised they ve been wasting money for the wrong people while the right ones are searching for jobs with their bsc and HND cert under their armpit