₦airaland Forum

cherryice:
Who says brides r usually happier?

no one says we all see it

YoshiMaster:
Sorry didn't mean to derail, but why is your so called problem an issue though?

Just take the money and save it.

YES THEN AFTER 10 YEARS GIVE IT BACK TO HER

did u get her number

jmoore:
'"He who comes to equity must come with clean hands"

this is about the sanest post eva on NL is amechi innocent of wat he is draggin the first lady to Icc about

Blackett:
What _idiot gets attracted to a lady because she's sitting in a car?

A facially ugly girl sitting in the driver's seat of a 2015 rangerover sport supercharged V8, is still ugly.

GBAM!!!

himkers:
Ok it goes like this... I met this girl last Thursday, she's all that I wished for in a girl. It was love at first sight. She's way prettier than the last Miss Nairaland .

I noticed one thing about her; she's this very quiet type (and she's weird too ). Also each time I take style go her office, she's always putting her head on her desk; i've asked her numerous times if she was ok, and she's always saying YES.

Forward to today..... I took her out to an eatery this evening after close of work, we talked and she admitted to me that I wouldn't understand soo may thing about her. From telling me that she was kidnapped last week (and imagine she agreed going out with me that she hardly knows), to telling me that she dosent try eating fish, else she becomes sick and other weird stories like that. She even wore a star-fish earring.

I became curious after she told me about the fish stuff; i've heard numerous stories about how possesed people (mermaids inclusive) dare not each fish. I stylishly asked her if she was possessed and she reiterated that "I won't understand soo many things about her."

I am soo scared, I love this girl (it was love at first sight), but am also scared that she may be possessed. To an extent, i'll say she's very weird. Guys your advice are needed. Mermaids in the house , pls confirm the fish theory to me, before I entrap myself and my soul.

Thanks

@POSTER TAKE MY ADVICE HUSAIN BOLT

butanep:
hmmmmmmmmm

YEP I CAN GIVE U SOME IF U ER INTRESTED

Beesluv:
Lol

Let him return the punny to how he met it since he didn't enjoy it.

HOW DO U MEAN NA.... AFTERALL METER NO DE THERE WAY READ NA......NOTHIN SPOIL

butanep:
Guy make you know say na yoruba land oooo. Na yoruba get ukwu for niga. That is their feminine inheritance. The ilorin own na die.

Say bayelsa get ukwu pass... I nor agree ooo

ASK AROUND MAKE A THREAD FOR IT HERE AND WATCH THE REPLIES.....
TRUST ME

butanep:
The truth about Ilorin babes is that, they are power house of Ukwu. Lagos ukwu dae learn where Ilorin dae...those kind ukwu you go see 4 day time, in the night it will appear in your dream...

NAH BAYELSA BABES RULE WHEN IT COMES TO DAT
IF NA LIE ASK GOOGLE

butanep:
The guy don't travel at all. That's the traits of most "kwaras". They live all their life in the state, not that the state is doing very fine ooo. The babes when dae, we go roll with them shall... Nothing spoil...

The truth is that Ilorin babes get ukwu oooo. If you need girls with Ukwu, go to Ilorin. You go see girl of 18 yrs when carry 25yrs old ukwu.

HMMMM U THINK KWARA GIRLS HAVE UKWU THEN VISIT BAYELSA..........ITS THE WORLD CAPITAL OF UKWU................UKWU "IN TIMAYA'S VOICE"

butanep:
Travel to places like where? It all depend on where you travel to... if you travel from kwara to ekiti. that is the worst kind of movement...

LOL TELL HIM
PLEASE ON UR NEXT TRIP VISIT GRA PHASE 1, 2 IN PH U WONT REGRET THE TRIP

butanep:
make I hear word brother. Which Ilorin are you talking about? Is it not that capital city of kwara state. Don't just hype anything because am currently serving there. They are fines girls which most re mainly Muslims but most are just the average fine girls we see on the street daily. I reside In lagos and schooled in benin, visit my uncle in PH and also go to Oyo. The kind of classy babes in those areas are hard to find in the said Ilorin. Most of the babes there don't even have swag and rhymes. In lagos, Benin, Oyo n Ph, when I see some babes, I go marveled. I am the ladies type so I know what am saying. Ilorin is not and is never a home for classy babes. Maybe you don't travel at all... please try and tour around...

abeg tell am which ilorin babes fine pass PH.................TRASH TALK AINT SURE UVE SEEN FINE BABES

cos bad guy know how to press girls mumu button

Blackett:
You're right bro.

First thing for me is to establish interest. Once I've caught her 3 times looking at me, she's a goner. Next thing I plan is what to use in breaking the ice. I remember a girl like that a while ago. She. Was. Pretty. . . Caught her gaze more than 3 times and in my mind I was like, today na today. I walked up to her, stretched my hand while smiling, simply told her I liked her attire and she looked like my grandmother, first she paused, and then I added "but you're prettier than she is". She smiled. Then told her I'll like to see her some other time.

The rest they say, is history.

cool move but u get luck say she no usain bolt before u add the she looked prettier part

Aprime:
Don't make a hill out of a mole.
Relationships with introverts isn't complicated at all.

i disagree wit u im in a relationship wit an introvert and its really exhuasting u can hardly tell wat uld do to please her or wats goin on in her mind pretty much complicating

brother run for ur dear life oo

Lala247:
Lol men i dont know , never had that problem

hmm good for you but wat about the few out there wit dat problem

Lala247:
If a guy likes u , he likes u no point trying to impress if the girl is trying then his not even interested to begin with

if u dont impress him how do u then receive the alert?? "in BIG DADDY'S VOICE"

Bisolarh:
Hahaha

And what if they don't happen ?

trust him im a prophet too and i see all these tins happenin
hmmmm i even see girls and guys heart broken cos they were not their boo's boo..................

I no fit keep ordinary TEN commandments go heaven na to keep 23 commandments for woman. Even if say na Angel God positioned, I no fit try am.

even if u do all theses it will still not keep women they will find one tin uve still not done right as an excuse to go

Ipledge:
lol...like people suffering from poliomyelitis

mhen the tin tire me oooo

cutieberie1:
hehehe...y guys nor like valentine..

who said we dont like vals day

[quote author=priscaoge post=30642501]Heheheehe It's few days to Valentine's Day!!!! Hmmm I can smell love in the air .....So here are some cute romantic text messages u can send to your loved ones ....It's a month of LOVE so show some love

1. Hey! Do you know what I just noticed? Cute has U in the middle! No wonder I found you so sweet and special all along. Happy Valentine’s Day!

2. My days and nights are spent thinking of you. My dreams have come true now that you are in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!

3. In life, love is never planned, nor does it happen for a reason. But when love is real, it becomes your plan for life and reason for living. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.

4. Even though we don’t get to be with each other as much as we’d like, I wanted you to know… In the morning… In the night…. You are on my mind 24 x 7

5. No poems, no fancy words. I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.

6. Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart. As we are, Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart.

7. There are only two times that I want to be with you
NOW & FOREVER

8. Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
♥ ♥ ♥ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥ ♥ ♥

9. I can fake a smile when I feel sad, I can pretend to be happy when I feel bad. But one thing I can’t do, is pretend that I don’t love you.

10. You are my heart, my soul, my treasure, my today, my tomorrow, my forever, my everything. Happy Valentine’s Day.


awwwwwww dis is so sweet now all my vals can have a fair share of my romantic side
thanks @poster

englishmart:
have you forgotten it's a holy jet?

yes and where eva u land is holy ground .....chop up brother
...............sips from a bottle of orijin

agoadiv:
a girl i had been admiring since 2014-11-5 till i finally asked her out on 26th December last year , she delayed the reply
n was like I WAS HEART BROKEN BY THE ONE I LOVED MOST,I CAN'T TRUST U' this made me feel so sad but i never lost hope,she has a sexy body,greatly endowed and this girl the formmmm...before she told me that she was hrt broken i had to take her out to a bar....she shakes her bombom wen she de waka for road ehhh!
she finally accepted me on 30january wen she saw i was serious to love with both cash n hrt



SUMMARY:::: i went to their house day bfor yesterday n dat was the first time cos she said her parents traveled n were gonna b bak on 10th(today)..she has a lil sis dat is 9years n am fond of her..i called her that i was on the road n she said OK..i went to their house,de sis opened door for me,immediately i stepped my foot in,i was greeted by SH!T SMELL in every corner of the house,it was so much bt i managed to stay,initially i thought twas her sis that mayb POO on her pant oo...little did i know dat my shody POO na im de smell so!
her sis told me IFEOMA IS IN THE TOILET LET ME GO AND CALL HER FOR YOU' mehn it dawn on me that na this girl the pollute this air oooo,quick quick,i tear race cos i was embarrassed n ashamed n i felt like vomiting... I NEVER KNEW A GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL AS IFEOMA DO SH!T SEF TALKLESS OF DE poo SMELLING....
FEAR GIRLS!

now i cnt even call her again cos am disappointed,i never knew girls also excret faeces..... gosh! n they shake that bombom like its only for servicing n lapdance....WHAT DO I DO NOW? WILL I EVEN HAVE THE MIND TO CHYKE ANOTHER GIRL??

PLS HELP

na story u de find..................so fine girls no de poo ni

maxxx:
Women...

now tell me wat else can a guy do........u women er just too hard to please

Michaelpark:
Don't quote or argue with me except you're ready to say Amen to this Prayer.

To All Gej Fan

I pray God should rule Your life The
Way Jonathan is ruling This Country

That's all

AMEN....and may ur life be ruled by God the way Buhari intends to rule Nigeria......u too say amen if u dare......

sundayokpro:
as a GEJ fan....I will say GEJ n his team should forget abt this cert issue and focus n real issues that affect d average Nigerian citizens.

and who said GEJ was bothered about dis......he'll win come feb 14th anyways

brito:
Hahaha, who you go date then? a ghost?

Maybe