₦airaland Forum

deadZONE:
see jamb question
itz obvious your friend and ur gf
have more skeletons, this is betrayal.
i would advice u act foolish and see the
outcome... if u ask me i would advice u to talk to ur friend
ask him what he wants? girls feel they have sense buh they
have smelly fish brains.... i would advice u like a guy wey
don tear eye.. u and ur friend should be banging her and act like
she is the one fooling u both.

combine theraphy

after u na me

very funny

iamrealdeji:
what's your cat's name btw? Mine is Hitler,but Hitler is nowhere to be found o

u must have maltreated it

see peeps actin like saints hmm i hear em callin names asewo, oniranu etc....lets face it most of us er worse than the poster like someone here said can some of u remember the number of guys or ladies uve dated......

Jacksparrow0712:
uncle, you can lie for Africa ooooo

bros why na wa for u ooo u just finish me but na true i de talk oooo

please help me change my name i really need it changed. i want to be known as slimdaddy please please and please help.....thanks i know and trust u will help....

classicB:
The same percentage the girl is able to cater.for too
You dnt expect your guy to help you financially while you sit back doing nothing. Your guy doesn't owe you nothing.
IF you want him to be the giver u must learn to give too dear

dis is about the best comment ive read on dis tread i feel u joor u too much

Eniqurl:
They should LIE-ON

me i no de lie ooo i get flat stomach and 6packs hehehe

eme1n:
Typical Warri, always last but thinks he is first..

hmmm....na so them no de gree

ferhyntorlah:
For me, it is:
1. Sagging thereby seeing their underwears(usu. dirty)
2. Big belly(a big turn off esp. on young guys)
3. Earrings
4. Neck chain(esp short ones) with pendant(I detest this a lot. It gives them a funny gigoloish kinda look).
5. Multiple rings on the fingers
6. Hair braiding/funny haircuts
7. Tattoos(yuck!)
8. Skinny pants
9. Net singlets

haba ur turnoffs plenty oooo but its ok sha
well mine is simple A RUDE ATTITUDE is all it takes to turn me off.....

firstEVA:
Girl u are a lesbian in the making

lesbian alert!!!

deadZONE:
Do i smell a Godly gold digger here?

i smell it too but it comes from ur moniker

nerodenero:
Ere egele - dangerous game.

Identifying the dude's head doesn't really reflect how much she knows her husband

yeah but it says how much she has touched the head before

nice post makes sense and the last tip works all the time tried it and succeed 10 out of 10

MrsPhyno:
From my experience, it seems Nigerians don't really care about flat stomachs. Many people, even young females and males don't have them and don't seem concerned about that. In the Western World, to be considered attractive a flat stomach is a must, but many people who are called hot in Naija have protruding bellies.

This issue is irrespective of body type because I've seen a lot of slim people with larger stomachs too.

Is it that Nigerians don't care about a small waist and flat stomach as much as the rest of the world? And if so why not. This is actually a real health issue

madam who said they dont see i work for a shaping and sliming coy. and the number of customers we get each day with complains of how they can flatten their tummy is really alarming. i spoke to one of our clients and she made a remark dat really contradicts wat u er posting here in her words she said "u men er the reason why we girls go all out to flatten out tummies cos when u see us wit big tummies u turn to the less pretty girl around the corner just because she's got a flat stomach" so trust me nigerians do care

Zedric:
Wait!! U seriously had to ask

Common, find the b*tch and make sure u collect that phone back. She used u, the speed at which she broke up with u says it all. All she needed was the phone and if u don't collect it back, u deserve a plaque for Ur "MAGArious" actions

before u no go collect am so since u guys were dating see saw a future and after the phone no future.....but u have a future of debt to pay oga collet the phone i will buy it from u sef...............which kind let bygones be bygones rubbish.....

LadyBoss1:
Skunk u mean ..
Lol same thing as marijuana , weed etc
Just that this is not as natural contains more chemicals n higher amount of THC ... which even over here some ppl go, memory loss, addiction, mad, paranoid,just mentally unstable some get sectioned but it doesnt kill u cant over dose ..

Advice her to stop , n if she cant den move right on ... U can only advice her u cnt make her stop if she doesn't want to ...

true talk u cant make her stop bus since she says she will stop help her...but me i no see any case here ooo we all have our habits.....just sayin

Bishop4bella:
Let's see his photo before he travelled and after he came back to know if he's really fat.

abi

starlingslimnet:
The mathematician is a complicated seed of a morongenoric bastard to say that crap. Na Hm Mama be problem.Useless cockroach.

but maths no de lie na and its clear before us

Youngpo413:
smh,you don't even know if he wanted to propose.

no be only.....if i hear

na guys number plenty pass sef 32 year old guy has bedded 102 girls so not good

Jacksparrow0712:
I can do all but the last
I'm not completely dumb after all

Yes U Er partially dumb....Lol I no De do any one. #bluntspade

Jollyjoy:
Do you love it hot or cool??

Depends on the mood..... hehehe

When U having a party together........U partyin and drinking together .....music and dance together La La La La La Ala All U need is limca....limemily lemonly limca......

justmag:
I am awake, single but NEVER LONELY.

#teamsinglebutnevalonely

She is being tickled by someone or something.......

@op way does a guys tear drop cost....

justmag:
Lol. No u are not. When there are girls everywhere that u can get for free..why pay for a prostitute?

Dats a real point cost if all U want is female company the why pay harlots when U have free to air girls and homeless ones

Is it not obvious dat he's taking U for a ride?

Awake cost I just finished Doin it