Why would I pick out a day to celebrate love?

I know a slow minded and intellectually poor lady who believes that not celebrating valentine means you are not romantic.

Hell, I am romantic everyday including valentines day. If you are only romantic on valentines day then something is wrong with that relationship.

Like the poster has ''prophesied'' a lot will happen afterwards. But then these things too do happen on a daily basis. Valentine or not.

Elslim:
U know see broke guys

na question i been wan ask .

you nor see guys breaking up with dia gf . like i did .

VAL or no VAL.......na evrydy me wit my babe dey shw luv

nacosprof:
Plssssss I need a Val in Lagos or abroad

Single lady only becoz am single too


Whatsapp me 09032656369

Obonte

No 11, Many numbers will be deleted after tomoro

The ones i can see right now is that;
many girls will be disflowered,
many singles guys/ girls will get hookup,
and many relationships will get broke as a result of unfufil promse.
These are the ones i can see for now.

Macelliot:
Saint Valentine's Day is an official feast day in the One Universal Catholic Church.
Valentine was a Catholic priest (Rev. Father) in Rome around 1800+yrs ago, just about 100+yrs after Christ ascension during the prosecution of the early Christians.
He was imprisoned for succouring persecuted Christians."
he was imprisoned for performing weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry and for ministering to Christians, who were persecuted under the Roman Empire.
Valentine was persecuted as a Christian and interrogated by Roman Emperor Claudius II in person.
Claudius was impressed by Valentine and had a discussion with him, attempting to get him to convert to Roman paganism in order to save his life.
Valentine refused and tried to convert Claudius to Christianity instead. Because of this, he was executed. Before his execution, he performed a miracle by healing Julia, the blind daughter of his jailer, Asterius.
An embellishment to this story states that before his execution he wrote her a letter signed "Your Valentine" as a farewell.
The jailer's daughter and his forty-four member household(family members and servants) came to believe in Jesus and were baptized.
The day, february 14^th was the date fixed by the Catholic Church for his feast day.
Feb. 14 serves as a day to show love, share gifts, charity and so on.
The Catholic church celebrated it as a feast day, but some people in the world took it up inform of immoralities.

Immorality ...ahahah lobatan

Nothing dey happen on val day

Bisolarh:
Hahaha

And what if they don't happen ?

trust him im a prophet too and i see all these tins happenin
hmmmm i even see girls and guys heart broken cos they were not their boo's boo..................

Bisolarh:
Hahaha

And what if they don't happen ?

Babe u cute Jarre my get ya control na

Aloh of ppl gon cry

Waiting be valentine....e go bring money to my account

This was supposed to be the day patriotic Nigerians are expected to come out and vote in mass for the people's General! Nevertheless, March4Buhari!

lolzzz, they are sacrosanct

MuguliciousMUGU:
1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.

. Orijin will sell
Some will smoke for the first time
Some girls will be dis virgin

Drkul:
No 11, Many numbers will be deleted after tomoro

y?

[quote author=MuguliciousMUGU post=30673998]1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.[/quote

ok

Bisolarh:
Hahaha

And what if they don't happen ?

chaiii...
*in PHYNO'S voice* nwa di thick ngwa kpo ya minaj, she too legit oya shake ur behind... Ehn,,, ara gbagom, ara gbagom ooo, osei nnaputa mu na aloba, chaiii... Baby toh doy, ngwa shake ifah, ibuh onye shake i ya...

Baby terminate all ur appointments 4 2moro nd come with me... CHAIIIII...

Mtchw so na only for valentines day people dey fvck?? Una go dey cap careless..

Guys will denied pregnancy after a month gbabe jor

Bisolarh:
Hahaha

And what if they don't happen ?

Then u see lota tears after preg test and boiz be like we didn't even see on val o

MuguliciousMUGU:
1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.

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MuguliciousMUGU:
1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.

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MuguliciousMUGU:
1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.

increase in fatherless babies

No.5 is simply ludicrous!

Is dis the reason yle d birth rate of the month of November is always on the high side? jst asking.

;DLA tomorrow LA val, LA pussy LA Bleep, LA dick LA suck, LA lady LA belle , LA father LA runaway, LA pikin LA bastard... LOLZ :PLA tomorrow LA val, LA pussy LA Bleep, LA dick LA suck, LA lady LA belle , LA father LA runaway, LA pikin LA bastard... LOLZ

I guess I'll fall in the red account category

Dna true

MuguliciousMUGU.. This is hilarious

Bisolarh:
thanks sweet

Don't mind @Mugulicious,your future is bright enough for me and your past is too big to forget
only your present I'm not sure of

Don't ask me what that is