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i go carry the money zoom if the girl is dead if shes not take her to the hospital.....hmm if she don die well then the dead tell no tale..

gabinogem:
It's simple, just hold the engagement ring after u both have gone through hot rounds of overwhelming sex, look him in the eyes & say "honey, will u be my husband?". I think the answer will be an emphatic YES!

bestest way to go

slyng:
The hypocrites

i concour

hell no

Skanas:
See the home boy face...hehehe

the guy de reason far

nice

well it depends on who or what she is.... if she's a LovePeddler then its ok otherwise it;s totally wrong

girls and their drama

there is nithun embarsing about ur story she no know iron be say she no know

i always answer dat with a simple question
bae: wat do u want from me
me: wat do u think?

works all the time

Elosky20:
text STOP to 131

or better still text deactivate to 419

PromiseJonah:
making sense but not in Nigeria

my gf is like jane

number 3 na

chai i wish i de dat room

call 911

viickerz:
Pass me the rizzlah

gimme the gangah

hammariise:
Benelin and Codein Syrup Abuse in Northern Nigeria.
Matter of Urgent Concern by Northern Governors and Leaders!

gimme codine make i fit sleep

trust me by 19 na another tin we go see

Jollyjoy:
little wonder guys die like chicken...

Make he devert problems give you

u tryin to say gehs er problems?

menix:
Is there no knife in the kitchen

Cut his forking throat....

hmmm dats ur candid advise?

WhoBeThisMan:
cards are already out, we have even finished selling aso ebi

if the cards and aso ebi er more important dan ur happiness in marriage then go ahead if not u dont need Daniel to come read the writing on the wall.....

dis really got me thinkin.....nice one threre

pet4ril:
Use your tongue to count your teeth... hope you didn't offend any lady in the past that were seriously heart broken and possibly she made some silly statements which you overlooked and thought it was nothing? my dear, if you did, please look for her/them and tender apologies because some girls are carrying spirits that deals with someone if you make them cry and it may be unknown to the ladies that they possess such spirit

huh have u tot of the fact dat u bore these ladies with too much attention?

in MI voice ***NA SO CRAZE DE START**

cheerokee:
Are you a boko-haram member??
why co-habiting a girl who isn't your wife??

please bring back our "GIRL"

simple give her to the govt. atleast 1 out of countless missin

come lte me teach u.... come closer i wana whisper in ur ear....*slaps him twice* where were u when odas were learnin how to spin a lady

So, if you are lucky enough that God blessed you with someone you are compatible with, hold onto them and be real to them because such people are rare to find.

dats the only part dat made sense to me

mad girl dats how they go about thinking they can always get wat they want

yepa mogbe

pretty little tins

I think the word player has been bastardized. Forget all these dirty 2 naira players who run around promising girls the world just to phuck with them. That stuff just creates bad energy.

A TRUE player keeps it 100% with his women at all times. There is no hiding, neither is there any shame in his game.
If she's a jump off, he lets her know. It's not only men that want to get down. Women have genitals too and the associated urges that follow.

There is a difference between a cheat and a player.

If you shy away from dating a man who has women around him, it just means you are confirming you have low self esteem and that you're not up for the challenge. Purely put, it means you KNOW you have no game and can bring nothing else to the table other than puC which you really can't dangle over his head because he is above that.

best comment i read here....thumbs up!