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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:50pm On Nov 20, 2016
dipson546:
BREAKING NEWS...!!!!

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The NYSC management has directed all Prospective Corps Members PCM that's have not printed their call up letter to kindly login to NYSC official website.. www.nysc.gov.ng and check if there is any information, so that I can also login and print mine....

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NYSC Management

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 2:53pm On Nov 20, 2016
iamprotocol:
me na no vex I hav a question pls is it true that nysc new has stream 1 and 2
Noooooooo, it's not true oooo. Where did u hear that kind of rumour?
The only thing that nysc have now is River 1 and Ocean 2.
Be properly guided.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 2:45pm On Nov 20, 2016
blueknight4real:


Na jux white top i buy na my nysc starter pack be diz
Na una dey use money victimize pesin upandan for this place fa?
Father Lord, pls transfer this one to stream 2. Amen!
Thank u Lord for answered prayers.
Romance / Re: Lovebirds Who Met At The ATM Queue Set To Wed (PIX) by Enouwem(m): 6:47am On Nov 19, 2016
MightySparrow:
What ATM has joined together.................
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..........let no 'hmmmmmm' put asunder



Congrats
Funny G
Romance / Re: Lovebirds Who Met At The ATM Queue Set To Wed (PIX) by Enouwem(m): 9:48am On Nov 18, 2016
The marriage card

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Romance / Lovebirds Who Met At The ATM Queue Set To Wed (PIX) by Enouwem(m): 7:35am On Nov 18, 2016

Indeed! love can be found anywhere, even in places where you hear "please enter your secret number" and "please wait, your transaction is processing".

Ukeme Obot and Zenas Onyemaobi are getting married this December!

Their Career
Ukeme Obot is journalist, while Zenas Onyemaobi is a computer engineer.

How they met
The excited bride tells EnouwemJim's Blog–
"Our paths crossed on a Wednesday afternoon, 5th of August 2015 to be precise. I wanted to travel, so I needed to put some things in place before leaving the next day. I set out to use the ATM but when i got there, the queue was long but i decided to wait. Then, his friend said 'hello' and i replied 'hi', he further went on by telling me that i'm beautiful and that he (his friend) loved my hairdo, i replied 'thanks' with a stern face. After waiting for a long time, the ATM suddenly stopped dispensing cash, and suddenly the rain started, but it was only a drizzle. Since they came in a car, they opted to help take me to another ATM since they were also checking else where. Initially, i refused but they insisted and i obliged. They withdrew first and were suppose to leave but Zenas asked if he could wait since it had started to rain heavily already so he could drop me off, and seeing how heavy the rain was, i immediately accepted. After withdrawal, i hurried to meet them in the car, on getting there i slipped and was about to fall, as smart as he (Zenas) could be, he immediately held me up and took off his shirt to wipe my legs...
That is where that gesture has landed us lol."

Proposing
The bride who was now blushing said "He proposed when we went for a picnic at the beach. We were having fun and then he knelt down, looked inside my eyes and asked 'Will you marry me?' I blushed and was like awnnn...so sweet. I said 'Yes, I will' with my heart full of excitement.
There were so many people at the beach that day, and they were all clapping, cheering and congratulating".



Why you love him dearly
He is so Godfearing, down to earth, loving and has a heart of gold. Why you love him dearly
He is so Godfearing, down to earth, loving and has a heart of gold.




Advice for other couples
Just be understanding with each other, not forgetting that only God should be your third party.

***
The lovebirds shared their pre-wedding shoot with EnouwemJim's Blog.










Congratulations to the couple

Image credit:Motionz Studios

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 6:30am On Nov 18, 2016
Ooooooooooh na dis kind thing wey I no dey like. Who una dey victimize with bank alerts upandan fa?


Oya make I follow do my own. Any beautiful and sexy kiss girl here should post her account number.

My own money must plenty pass another pesin own grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:21pm On Nov 17, 2016
U go believe camp swag nah

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 8:57pm On Nov 17, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Alaye, free me

According to the dg, D stream is cos of d available space in camps.. And if u read correctly, you shouldn't ignore the fact that I called it an excuse.


Fa fa fa.... Egbon, I no go free u ooo grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
bros, this excuse is different..


they said there is fund now, but no space .

pcms wey dey available too much for d space wey camps get.

beautiful.excuse if u ask me. lol
This is for u

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:02am On Nov 17, 2016
Dream2:

You really tried for quoting him with those explanations, he's hell-bent on protesting,so let him go ahead,it's like a 60years old man with the wish of becoming an infant.
If you can open your mouth to say this, believe me, I've lost all iota of respect for you.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 9:54am On Nov 17, 2016
Jameek:


You've posted about this online protest thing before and reiterating it once more, and I'm sure you'll bring it up again. Just wondering. When people (majority or less) don't agree with your idea, you don't have to sneer at them. We all have different ideas and interests, that's what makes us a community of humans. Why don't you start the online protest and watch how people with similar interests join you? Sometimes if you are hell bent on doing something, you don't have to wait for the approval of others, if not you might never START! And I'm wondering why your idea is so ill-timed. You bring up issue about protest a few days to the start of a program when everything is already signed, sealed and delivered? Did it ever cross your mind that the government won't just sit overnight and approve an increment without following the normal long due process which could take months? Or don't you know how the legislative arm operates?
Sometimes you need to understand that when certain individuals are silent, it's not foolishness but wisdom.
Finally bro, if you believe in the power of your dreams, follow it with all doggedness and don't wait for no one. You could surprisingly amass a very large number of supporters. Good luck.

NB: I do not support your idea.
All this long post for me alone? grin
You bring up issue about protest a few days to the start of a program when everything is already signed, sealed and delivered?
Do you even know the online protest that I'm talking about? I'm talking about protesting online for the increment in Corps members allowance or monthly stipend. And believe me, this protest does not affect going to camp. It's just to let the government know that Corps members (generally and not batch B 2016 alone) needs and increment in the monthly allowance being paid.

Did it ever cross your mind that the government won't just sit overnight and approve an increment without following the normal long due process which could take months? Or don't you know how the legislative arm operates?

So don't u think that the time to act is now? Someone needs to keep reminding them. Make ur voices heard. The earlier the better.
I don't like all this self-centered attitude that u people are displaying.
Stand up for once and fight for the future Corps members!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 8:06am On Nov 17, 2016
Lemme quickly add this too.
That online protest u so much despised, you'll all clamour to stage it when you realise that stream 2 orientation course will not even be in January again, but in February or even March.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 8:02am On Nov 17, 2016
Make your voices heard, they said no.
Let's stage a little online protest and ask for alawee increase, they said no oooo, we want to go to camp first.
Lol.. As if going to the camp will change anything. It can't change anything. Nysc can toss you up and down, anyhow they want it and you! yes you! cannot do anything about it.


Some people are now scared of going to stream 2 now and are now claiming stream 1 as if there's a probability that they'll be in stream 1.
If the Nigerian youths keep being soft and docile, the government will use them anyhow they like and they won't do anything about it. Highest, they'll only talk and talk and talk.


Now tell me, from April to this November, was it not enough time for nysc to use and lobby or source for funds diplomatically or anyhow?
Why must they always pull this stunts of no funds everytime? Cus they know they can do whatever they like and get away with it.
THINK! NIGERIAN YOUTHS THINK!!!

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 12:18pm On Nov 14, 2016
omotoyecable:
Na wah o, What's the essence of the 3k paid if NYSC would not allow us know where we are posted before 21st.. Off to NYSC headquarters to protest...
Buy one packet of knockout when you're going there... Light it up and throw it inside their office.. Sit down and watch the pandemonium grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 12:16pm On Nov 14, 2016
mightyleks:



na this kind dey make me and justifiedcoyy scratch head
Bring ur heads lemme scratch it for u people
*tries to scratch and sees lice* chisoooos.. . Una no dey wash una head?
Oya take this hypo. Use it to watch ur head in the morning, afternoon, and evening. Don't forget to rub detol or izal when you're through ooo grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 12:07pm On Nov 14, 2016
showgolee:

bros no waste your time, it's a secured server, even if you do wuruwuru enable the button, it won't bring anything
except the site na http but with that s for back, it's a no no
una no dey understand the difference between this http and https sef. Https doesn't prevent u from getting a file if it's there. Https only prevent people from extracting some useful info from ur get and post request (even if they should extract it, it'll be impossible to read or decrypt it). For example, if nairaland uses http and I wanna post this comment, then anyone can eavesdrop on my get and post request and sniff this my comment in plaintext format. But if nairaland uses https, if anyone wants to sniff my get and posts requests, they'll only see encrypted data that cannot be deciphered or cracked. Hope u understand?
.. .............................................. .
So if I wanna get a file, like e.g: "info.pdf from nysc, and I know the link to get it, then this two links below will still work:
https://www.nysc.org.ng/nysc3/info.pdf
http://www.nysc.org.ng/nysc3/info.pdf

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 12:02pm On Nov 14, 2016
edbor:



that's if what you are lookin for is there
I'm sure it's there. I still remember vividly when batch A 2016 used this link https://www.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/Print to print their CallUp letters one month before the due date.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 12:00pm On Nov 14, 2016
ibroh22:

Na https oga,, which means it is secure not http
Oga leave that thing. http requests still works on their site. Even their https uses an expired ssl certificate sef.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 11:56am On Nov 14, 2016
But seriously, if a create a modified post request to nysc website with the source code of that page, I'll be able to print my call up letter before 21st. Lemme get my laptop and I'll craft a valid http post request that'll fetch that CUL even though the "Print CallUp letter" button is disabled.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 11:53am On Nov 14, 2016
Biibe:
https://www.nysc.org.ng/nysc3/CallupForm.aspx
U all go check for ur state of deployment

See this one undecided
Even me wey bring the link come here yesterday sabi say e no dey work. grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 11:51am On Nov 14, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
few days to go. we are in 2018 now.

by next week, we'll be in 2016.

hope no problem
*Uses a stethoscope to check his brain movement* Walai this one brain haf lost finish because of weed grin
Who go cook hot indomie, make we pour am inside him head as brain replacement?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 11:47am On Nov 14, 2016
mightyleks:



Showgolee and Enouwem our felo unserious fifu hav come o they are Shuugar + iamhelen oya gv them a round of applause
so dis is how somebori wee just coman collect award for unseriousness?
Just laidat?? I dodge it grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 11:21am On Nov 14, 2016
What will it a profit a girl to form ajebutter and tu5h, and then struggle to buy potty and compete in the shot put throwing competition?? grin grin



I just dey monitor una lipsrsealed
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:50am On Nov 14, 2016
mightyleks:



no but i buy the key starter when cash complete i buy d rest
lol. Me dey plan to do 9v motorcycle battery to cigarette charger method ooo.. E fit charge my phone for 3 weeks steady. But those military men go just shout "Boko Haram ooooooooooo" grin grin so no need. I no wan come see my pictures for nairaland Frontpage say I bin wan go bomb camp grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:46am On Nov 14, 2016
showgolee:

I don see dem my people cheesy
We plenty... But I wan buy one full bag of garri. Who sabi wey I fit locate kulikuli Depot? I wan order am for truck grin cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:44am On Nov 14, 2016
mightyleks:
list don dey show o me, u, Enouwem some go join soon

cc showglee
Mai peep your list nah. U don buy generator? grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2016
showgolee:
but seriously one single thing like this i never buy not even socks wey small pass
who else is unserious like me

Lol, me too grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Enouwem(m): 9:45pm On Nov 13, 2016
As a bad sharp guy, I've printed my CUL

https://www.nysc.org.ng/nysc3/CallupForm.aspx
Education / Re: Heritage Polytechnic Admits New Students by Enouwem(m): 8:48am On Nov 12, 2016
terrificmi:
Good morning @Enouwem is there a way I can talk to you privately. It's about your school. I'm having serious issues with them. And the way it is going I might just have to call jamb or ministry of education to lash out my grievances.

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