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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Youtubers Content Creator Portfolio On Nairaland by eomajeh: 1:51pm On Mar 13, 2021
Fine platform...
For a YouTube Channel to get your daily dose of laughter and happiness, pls check out and SUBSCRIBE to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqSmEgZIt0Ra9K7NF_g1vwQ

It has different hilarious videos. For example:
watch this video about a $1 Gateman Job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk

And this one about an advice for Mr President

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLMJqDic2E

And this one about Jealousy in relationship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxh9UwlNTmM

Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and SHARE
PoliticsMr President Is Trying by eomajeh(op): 10:26pm On Mar 12, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLMJqDic2E


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Do you agree or disagree with Mr Omor? Hit the Quote and Reply buttons; lets hear what you think
Jokes EtcRe: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by eomajeh: 1:17pm On Mar 11, 2021
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Take A Gateman Job That Pays $1m per Month? by eomajeh(op): 1:14pm On Mar 11, 2021
Lets get your reactions....
will you take the job??
eomajeh:
I saw this Mr Omor Comedy skit about whether or not it is demeaning for a graduate to take a Gateman job that pays $1m per month.

Funny but insightful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
Jobs/VacanciesGateman Job That Pays $1m by eomajeh(op):
The search for the ideal job can be frustrating.
However, having the right mindset takes you one step closer to that ideal job.
What's your mindset when you are out there searching for jobs?

I saw this Mr Omor video about $1m Gateman Job; while it is meant to be funny, it is insightful.
Watch and enjoy; and don't forget to Subscribe and Share


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk

Will you take the Gateman Job? Let your comments flow in
Jokes EtcCan You Take A Gateman Job That Pays $1m per Month? by eomajeh(op):
I saw this Mr Omor Comedy skit about whether or not it is demeaning for a graduate to take a Gateman job that pays $1m per month.

Funny but insightful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Gain Free Views And Buy Youtube Subs, Comments For Small Youtubers (YTMONSTER) by eomajeh: 11:37am On Mar 11, 2021
fine
EntertainmentRe: Youtube Subscription Gain by eomajeh: 11:33am On Mar 11, 2021
done
For a good dose of Laughter and Happiness, subscribe to Mr Omor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Create A New Topic by eomajeh: 11:31am On Mar 11, 2021
very fine
EntertainmentRe: Youtube Subscription Gain by eomajeh: 11:23am On Mar 11, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
Tolzy11:
Hello Nairalanders and my fellow YouTuber I am suggesting if we can try to help each other by subscribing to each others YouTube channel. Thanks as you do so...Subscribe to my youtube channel for quality tech videos
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtH0JUOAK8Md2h81yZQ8n3A
EntertainmentRe: Vloggers Leave Your Channel URL Here! by eomajeh: 11:16am On Mar 11, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
For a good dose of Laughter and Happiness
one98five:
There aren't enough Nigerian vloggers on the web and the few that we do have are hard to find, so if you're Nigerian (including in the diaspora) leave your channel url here and hopefully everybody will go check it out smiley

Here's mine

http://www.youtube.com/one98five

Keek users also feel free to leave your address here!
Jokes EtcRe: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by eomajeh: 11:03pm On Mar 10, 2021
good laugh
Add to it with Mr Omor Comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
jameshood:
THE FIRST DAY I TRIED TO KILL A CHICKEN….Part 1
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I spent the previous night on my Braveheart23 2go account , chatting up precious and promising to send her 100 go credits as Christmas gift..She was obviously excited and I was glad..I was beginning to like her and was just concluding plans to tell her to be my “Girl”..
We chatted till around 2am before my sagem battery died and there was no light to boost the phone as the power holders held their light to themselves like a man without fuel holds his gallon at a fuelling station selling at 145 naira.At least I was able to engage her in a lenghty conversation today…I slept off happily with the hope of continuing our gist and fulfilling my promise to her as soon as possible the next morning �..
Boo. Boo…- My Elder sister called out my name like a woman on her MP stung by a scorpion..
Boo boo..she shouted like three more times..
I am coming ….I mumbled.. There was still no light …God .
I got out of the room to see My father and mother in a seriously tensed ghen ghen kinda atmosphere..
Good morning ma..good morning daddy.- None of them answered me.
Mum was in the kitchens sieving rice and Dad was in the living room ,one of his hairy yam legs was placed on the stool.
…Yes..boo.How are you – My Dad replied.
I am fine Sir… I replied and prostrated again..
My mum did not bother to even reply or look at me . she continued her kitchen work…..as she sang Jesus na biggy man , u no dare call am small boy with so much vigour and passion..
” Lola, shey u will not come and find the palm oil for me now” …She shouted at my sister who rushed in to help her find the palm oil which was just right in front of her ….directly..How she didn’t see it amaze me..
I looked at my sister to find out the reason for the way mum was acting but she fled to the kitchen before I could communicate to her by matching her foot..
Boo..
Yes sir…
Merry Christmas ..
Thank you sir …
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Many more of this in Jesus name….
Amen sir..


You will see one chicken outside..White..with red crown like this ..beside the generator outside …ehn …Go and kill it….
..I couldn’t fathom what I heard ….Probably I wasn’t hearing right ……
Kitchen …
….”I said Chicken…chicken ..And be fast with it…We are going to the Church by 11am for the service..
He said and immediately walked out of the living room as I looked on , my mouth wide open …
I was just 15 ..!!!!!

For some minutes, I stood there dumbfounded like a girl 2face just cumed inside her..Why today ?? Why me..
Boo, better go and kill that chicken fast and do not delay me tori olohun” – My mum instructed as she continued with her cooking.. My sister was looking at me as she almost bursted into laughter…. She brought out her white tongue and widened her eye ,bringing her hands to her eyes …
I understood what she meant..she was making jest of me..
I was surprised …
The previous years, My father had always been the one killing the chickens ..when he was not around , we called uncle Dino, our neighbor to help with the herculian task..
But now we have moved to our own house..A silent ,mind your business, dey your own house kinda hood..Which neighbor we wan call on now to help us kill the chicken bai..
This was supposed to be the duty of a man…abi which kind family I enter so..I was just a boy..Jesus …Jesus.. If u can save me from this one , I will serve you forever
Boo, I will not tell you again with my mouth…- My mum shouted again and went to take the knife …Unfortunately for me, she picked the blunt yellow knife in the kitchen and gave it to me..
Oya, be fast so you and your sister can start pulling the feathers..
I could see tears of laughter almost coming out of my sister’s eye …..
I went out to the back of the house , near the generator to meet my victim, adored in white and legs tied with Ankara …poo was everywhere..I looked into the victim’s eye , the victim sef look back…
This is the Chicken here staring at me!!!! Shaking its head..this living thing is what my Father has asked me to murder in cold blood
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click on the link below to continue reading

http://coolstories22.com/the-first-day-i-tried-to-kill-a-chicken-part-2
Jokes EtcRe: Akin And Pawpaw#nigeria Comedy Video 2022 by eomajeh: 10:13pm On Mar 10, 2021
Jokes EtcRe: Comedy Series - Adventures Of SOLO by eomajeh: 9:28pm On Mar 10, 2021
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by eomajeh: 9:16pm On Mar 10, 2021
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
continue the laughs with Mr Omor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxvWa4IJ0Hk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Napoli Vs Manchester City: UCL (2 - 4) On 1st November 2017 by eomajeh: 7:57pm On Nov 01, 2017
ummm
EducationRe: How To Become A First Class Student And Achieve Academic Success by eomajeh: 9:23am On Oct 30, 2017
... nobody rewards academic excellence these days ...and I know that first hand.

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