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Smellymouth:
Lol..i dey cum

go cum, we dey wait u

adegunwa4real:
See this one o...Ladies don leave the realm of friendzoning sinnnce! Its now "brother zone" things.

That was how this bae told me that am like a brother to her the other day

c dis guy! And who told u they have left been friendzoned? The only reason why its not wel knwn is kos most guys wud nt just see sometin in skirt and let it be d way they met even if they dnt nid it

Sometime ago, i read some comments made by some ladies about guys and i was like "hmmm, is that so"

Some of the comments went like this "if she gives a guy green light and he dosen't see it, she believes its because he is blind, a fool or an unserious guy" and she said it angrily, hisses and walks away...(exact feelings guys get when they show their own green light and the ladies in turn don't co operate due to some good reasons while others not so good or tangible)

But i believe that there is always a reason for every action. You know she is probably right when she said he might not see the green light, i agree(cause sometimes we don't) but calling him names is uncalled for.

Now in an instance where the guy actually notices the green light, so many things would be at play here. If he dosn't respond,its probably because he is not into you or uninterested but just cherishes you as a friend or sees you like a sister

Another instance could be that when you show the green light, he would act swiftly because he is interested and into you as well but a crazy scenerio could be that he isnt into you but just wants to chop and clean mouth.
In my latter comment, sometimes the lady would pester the guy so much that even if he isnt interested, he would give in either because he has started developing feelings or just for his evil intentions.

Some ladies ought to know that whatever happens in this world goes two ways most times(we get to have a taste of our own medcine)

A lady friend of mine was complaining that she told a guy she loved him and all the guy said was he would think about it. She had countless sleepless nights worrying me and wondering why he hasnt said anything. When i meet ladies like this, i always tell them to be patient and also remind them that sometimes thats how some guys feel too when they hear "i would think about it from a lady"

My point here is this, even ladies too are friendzoned. There's no big deal about that. Thats the reality of life. Its just that guys are more on the list than the ladies

Just me thinking out loud

SMILE even in the face of adversity...

Even dis horse knows wats up



KEEP SMILING

Alezy:
but me i don't still get the joke oh

bros dose 3men u see are not humans but big dolls and she probably tot they were humans dats why she joined d queue

tripplephi:
brotherly i understand, but its still good.... lets make this thread filled with picture jokes... dont give up o, post more abeg, naija too make person frown... bros make we laff small

na tru u talk. Naija wan spoil person face wit vex but we go ovakum am. Check ma thread(difrence btw men and women)

Children o... I guess d kid mistook dis pen for a writing pen

tripplephi:
this is too old na. try something new. 6 thread with the same pics in one week...... haba

if i knew it had already been postd b4 i wudnt hav postd it again na

tripplephi:
this is too old na. try something new. 6 thread with the same pics in one week...... haba

if i knew i wudnt hav postd it

Madam why na. Dnt laf til u get d joke

Lalasticlala must u help tosyn2much to take a selfie

Waris dis

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again!

Hmm

Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend's name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigerian Policemen

What would you do?

Where are the geniuses

“I almost lost my girl; she put some piece of the plant leaf in the mouth! Her tongue swell immediately and she began to stifle! Here is this plant and you should keep it as a primary concern that there are other similar pruned plants with the same qualities, which are likewise toxic”
You must be very cautious when you live your child at home to be taken care of somebody else. You must give them instruction where they can play.

This plant can be found in many homes and workplaces but it is very risky to be kept. I almost lost my girl because of it. This plant is called “Dieffenbachia” and it is extremely toxic, it contains calcium oxalate.

A child can be dead from this plant within seconds and adults in around 15 minutes.

Maybe it is a decorative one, but this plant it certainly should be thrown out of your house.

In case you touch the plant, you must be careful not to touch your eyes! If you do that you can go blind!

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KashyBaby:
is this u and ur kiddo?

hahaha, not even close

Hmmm, papa dey do hin own, pikin kon folow join am, ok na. Am watching u guys in 3d

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:

"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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Fogman:
@EOOJ, Very informative. Thanks

mamaafrik:
Rantioooooooo,go and pack your properties and say bye to your mum,you now belong to this man for this his educative info,

alatbaba1:
Hmmmmmm. Bar Man!!! One chilled STAR for OP. Nice n educative.

Heryorh:
nice one

Kingsasian:
Wow! Thanks for the info.

tempem:
God bless you, bro. For this act of kindness displayed, God bless you once more.

Trunaijian:
Very informative. Thanks OP

thanks guys, God bless...

The headrest of car seats is deliberately kept detachable and sharp so that it could be used to break open the glass of car in case of fire and emergency. The car's glass too are kept easily breakable from inside. Very few people know about it and thus can't save themselves in case of emergencies.
Please share it with as many possible and educate.


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lalasticlala oya share the info.

Dat number3 though. Wat reward

greyce:
What if the guy denied it and retaliated

i kan imagine, gud it didnt happen dat way...

Saw this post written by a lady on facebook and felt i should share it here...

She wrote and i quote

"From the moment you tell a Nigerian woman you love her...
You are already owing her money without knowing it! Hehe"

funny i must say

SOME REPLIES

-Hahahaha! Not all women unless she lis materialistic.

-as in ehn...........wether u like it or not,wether she has all the money in the world sef lols....but its kinda cute actually just pampering her at times........ but actually I wont call it owing like a debt,u just ought to and have to do little things for her if u can and when u can

-Hahaha. No be lie oh

-it's called 'gbese'!

-Truest yarn I ever heard and coming from a woman at that. *applause* You don't even have to tell her you love her, just show you like her a little and booom! You owe her.... Lmao.. And the funny part is, she dey vex if you no pay. Lmao.

Al dis old people sef. Dat was how an old uncle of mine came into my room and sat on my laptop tinking it was a chair surface