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Jokes Etc › Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by EOOJ(op): 12:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score;
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty;
* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection

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Romance › Re: Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 9:29am On Feb 11, 2016

KingTom:
it wasn't me

haha, guy u wan deny ur pikin abi huh

Continue

Romance › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 9:18am On Feb 11, 2016

Glo4issy:
Gentle

now dat makes two of us
wink

Romance › Re: Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 1:48am On Feb 11, 2016

Nubian113:
Nooooooo. I no jealous yous! So your pikin be a lil girl or a feminine boy

haba! Haba!! Haba! Feminine boy kwa huh

no o, Na lil cute angelic girl just like ha swit moma wink

Romance › Re: Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 1:04am On Feb 11, 2016

Nubian113:
Ok Mj I believe you!

remove d mj na grin

or ar u jealous of our pikin tongue

Romance › Re: Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 1:01am On Feb 11, 2016

Nubian113:
Is it a Michael Jackson kinda Job @ white baby

mj job

No no no, i have d white recessive gene whch is evidently at play here and besides my grand dad is half white, hehe, so u see grin

Romance › Re: Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 12:59am On Feb 11, 2016

Nubian113:
Kingtom and I will have number 9 he looks like his daddy ipledge10 but its kingtom's baby.

kingtom kum and see ur handwork o grin

Romance › Which Baby Would You And Your NL Crush Produce? by EOOJ(op): 12:52am On Feb 11, 2016

Me + cruzita = 1 tongue

Over to una grin

Romance › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 12:47am On Feb 11, 2016

dukeolumde:
Incredible...

like the hulk grin

Romance › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 4:36pm On Feb 10, 2016

[quote author=kwencypresh post=42798981][/quote]hahaha, i no go gree o. C cheating in broad day light.

Some quiet people = danger cheesy

Dont change it again o.

Truth is bitter tongue

Forum Games › Re: Boobs Or The Leg? Who Is The Winner Here (photo) by EOOJ(m): 2:26pm On Feb 10, 2016

Its A o, d tape na just 4 efizy. First to reach da finish line and not finish tape. Besides, ther is a high chance dat d tape wasnt in line wit dat below. Dis is kos it is afected by d prevailing wind grin

Romance › Re: See How This Guy Killed His Girlfriend (photo) by EOOJ(m): 2:04pm On Feb 10, 2016

Pheals:
So Nigerian girls are still killing them self because of guys?

oh so u didnt knw dat we are special and hotcakes grin

Romance › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 1:58pm On Feb 10, 2016

kwencypresh:
Quiet

nice but u knw wat they say about quiet ppl cheesy

They are dangerous grin

nickkylawve:
innocent

hmmm, wit dis ur big grin, ur already a suspect o tongue

Jokes Etc › See What Rick Ross Said... by EOOJ(op): 10:54am On Feb 10, 2016

I can actually relate to this statement!

Romance › If One Of Your Drawings Could Come To Life, Who Would You Draw and why? by EOOJ(op): 9:24am On Feb 10, 2016*

Hmmm, let me think first...

Would draw my cousin sis cry

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 8:46am On Feb 10, 2016

refiner:
that one is normal,dem may feel hard to get buh wen dey deeply in love wif u,dey will treat u like a king!

so its not normal 4 a guy to feel cool when a lady crushes on him huh

We are humans so its actually a normal phenomena. U tink its only ladies dat play hard to get? sumtimes sum guys also play hard to get too grin

U talking love? Its vice versa na, when a guy deeply loves a lady, he equally treats her like a queen tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Things You Should Never Ever Do Before Going To Bed by EOOJ(m): 12:40am On Feb 10, 2016

Flashh:
Don't walk before going to bed. Take a jet. Yeye.

Jokes Etc › When You Can't See Where The Relationship Is Going And Which Do You Prefer? by EOOJ(op): 12:32am On Feb 10, 2016

Na wa o

Romance › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 12:27am On Feb 10, 2016

RadicallyBlunt:
my monicker and signature already did that

For short -no nonsense

badt guy

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 12:21am On Feb 10, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Hehehehehe. Na joke I dey o

14years expensive joke abi grin

abeg o

Romance › Describe Yourself With One Word!!! by EOOJ(op): 12:14am On Feb 10, 2016

Gentle

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 12:07am On Feb 10, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
sorry to say, but all I see is a dude crushing on another dude

guy e be like say u dream of me dis evening abi? Continue O grin

we are watching u in 4d cheesy

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 11:48pm On Feb 09, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
sorry to ask, who's gonna be the 'lady' in the relationship? You or cruzi?

whch kind question b dis na? grin

Why wud i b d lady huh

Guy wetin na

refiner:
I knw....buh u knw guys get proud of demselves wen dey find out u are crushing on dem!!!

and how do ladies feel when a guy is crushing on dem huh

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 11:41pm On Feb 09, 2016

missingrib:
I dedicate ''goodbye my lover "to ..................

hmmmmmmm

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 11:32pm On Feb 09, 2016

refiner:
lol.....well I av a nairaland crush!....and am shy to say his name...

dont be shy cheesy

its only a crush na

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 11:05pm On Feb 09, 2016

prettythicksme:
Forumite?

toh how i go do na? D last time i wrote "nairalander" on a topic, i was banned by their anti-spam bot for what reason? I have no idea. Dats why i used forumite to avoid stories dat touch grin

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 10:44pm On Feb 09, 2016

cruzita:
*feeling on top of the world right now*

e no easy na grin

myfantasies:
Well i dedicate WHERE I BELONG by Peter Andre to myself

ah ah, there is love in sharing o. So please do share ur love cheesy

Dont be shy, hehe

Romance › Dedicate A Love Song To That Special Forumite (val Things) Celebration Of Love by EOOJ(op): 10:28pm On Feb 09, 2016

Well for me, i dedicate miss independent by neyo to my famous CRUZITA she knows herself grin

Lets show some love to our fellow forumites

Romance › Re: OMG!!! 16 Girls Gets Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates In Pool – The Custodian by EOOJ(m): 8:27pm On Feb 09, 2016

This same topic i posted and was banned! All dis mods and yeye anti spam bot, make una continue

to d topic, sorry4d gals o

Romance › Re: What Women Go Through To Please A Man!!! by EOOJ(m): 7:48am On Feb 09, 2016

Diddyydiva:
oya shut up your mouth too not only your mouth but that your leprous fingers you used to type that thrash up there

Where in her post was it stated that the woman was poor before she met her husband?

Abi na only poor dey struggle marry rich for your village?

What greater love can a woman show or what greater sacrifice can she make to satisfy her husband than the woman in the post had done

Just to please her lustful husband she lost her beauty, dignity and pride yet your egoistic self could only see that as an act of greediness.

You neglected the irresponsible lustful husband who knows his weakness yet out of pure wickedness married a dark woman.

How shameful of you !!!

She is married to him already remember, some of His properties belongs to her too so I see no reason why she will bleach for money.

pls try to read and understand before you comment. Not all women are after Your money that's if you have any tho

na wa o. See vex, calm down...

If she didnt knw b4 d marriage, den d man na yeye man o. He mesd up big time.

But wen u say she bleachd to please ha husband's lustful desire, i wont take dat at al. Why would u do a tin wen u knw d risk involved huh

Al in d name of pleasing sum1? Dats highest level of insecurity. In as much as he mesd up, she did ha self by her self thats just d plain truth

Ladies in general hav to acept who they are and let no man's evil or stupid influence make dem change their appearance whatsoever. Until some ladies acept this truth, we would continue reading tins like this...

Romance › Re: What Women Go Through To Please A Man!!! by EOOJ(m): 7:31am On Feb 09, 2016

LaurelP:
If the husband likes light skin women, why then did he marry her knowing she's dark skinned?

Just tryna make sense of this ur story

no no no, i tink its d oda way round o. Since she knew he liked light skinned babes, why den did she marry him huh

Romance › Re: What Women Go Through To Please A Man!!! by EOOJ(m): 7:26am On Feb 09, 2016

Height of .....

Some ladies are quite funny o and wen u ask dem they would say its because of "men". When wil sum of these ignorant women learn o huh

Ladies abeg learn to love ur self wholeheartedly even if u black like charcoal or fat like buns on top toothpick. If he dosnt like u d way u are, swerve abeg. No b by force na.

Like d saying goes, there is always sum1 4u out there.

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