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CelebritiesRe: Bisola To join cast of Jenifa Diary by ephemm(m): 2:37pm On Apr 14, 2017
I knew it, go on girl! You'll play a long lost twin sister of Jenifa well.
I can write the script self.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Does Not Die In Office, Then I Am Not A Man Of God’ – Nigerian Pastor by ephemm(m): 1:47pm On Feb 21, 2017
Don't worry, they will come.
How much you want?

Shey you go need money to take bribe God!

The funny thing is that lots of people still attend this kind of church.
BusinessRe: Thread Closed by ephemm(m): 12:43pm On Feb 06, 2017
Did you say used for a month?
Or you meant one year!
CelebritiesRe: OAP Condemns Recent Viral Testimony From Winners Chapel, Mocks Oyedepo by ephemm(m): 2:00am On Jan 07, 2017
This is the type of thread where I really like to see all the IDGAF crew.

30 ginihuh How she take count them? She must be an enumirator.

Judgement day for heaven ehn...
BusinessRe: FG Slashes Import Duties On 115 Items by ephemm(m): 7:28am On Jan 05, 2017
ivandragon:
zero import duty on Cement?

did I just see/read zero import duty on CEMENT in that list?

cement that as at 2014, we were approaching self sufficiency on.

then they ban 'bagged cement'?

where are those nitwits that were praising the ban on some essential pharmaceutical products?

can they please come & clear up this contradiction of their twisted logic?

or is it going to be the usual "four legs good, two legs bad... four legs good, two legs better" chant?
Read again and notice the bolded...

For machineries and equipment used in sectors such as agriculture , cement, hospitality , power , iron and steel , solid minerals , textile and aviation , the government, according to the circular, approved a zero import duty .


Let's criticise this government constructively, don't be blinded by hatred.
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Free Bimbo Akintola And Her Cucumbers (Photos) by ephemm(m): 3:33pm On Jan 01, 2017
This is how all these perverts have used their bad minds to give this plant a bad name.
BusinessRe: Naira Steady Against Dollar, Rebounds Slightly Against Euro And Pounds by ephemm(m): 7:00am On Dec 10, 2016
johnstar:
If you voted against Goodluck Jonathan in the 2015. Please state your reason. please don't lie to yourself any further."
I voted against GEJ, to show the incumbent that it's no longer business as usual (2nd term is not automatic); PMB will get the same token in 2019.

It seems I will agree with Reuben Abati, that there's a demon in Aso Rock...
CelebritiesRe: END TIME: Picture Of Young Guys And Girls In The Beach That Has Got People Talki by ephemm(m): 7:10pm On Nov 09, 2016
Time to bring back the forgotten END TIME crew of Nairaland
Jokes EtcRe: Predict Like TB Joshua by ephemm(m): 6:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
Bobrisky is the next President of Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua's Prophesy: Hillary Clinton Actually Won Us Presidential Election by ephemm(m): 6:46pm On Nov 09, 2016
Does popular votes get anyone to White House?

He saw a woman in White house and how will the congress give her hard times in January which she'll overcome by February with popular votes?

Go watch the video again, and stop trying to spin what's "unspinnable", you prophet guffed big time shikena

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RomanceRe: How Many Women Have The Guts To Do This? by ephemm(m): 1:50am On Nov 06, 2016
Come uninvited no problem, everyone is alert, from the security guy at the gate to the receptionist etc, the second u step into the office premises, the phone rings immediately.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by ephemm(m): 8:21pm On Nov 05, 2016
God does not lie...

It's either...
1. God does not want children of civil servants to go to the church's school or

2. God wants civil servant to steal money (be corrupt) to add to their salaries so that they can send their children to the school or

3. This guy-man just dey lie for God head
InvestmentRe: Petrol Tanker Explodes At Kirikiri Town In Lagos. See Photos by ephemm(m): 7:02am On Nov 01, 2016
spandid:
There was an explosion involving a PMS tanker at Kirikiri town at Apapa area of Lagos. Hopefully, no one was hurt in the incident.
I don't understand what you mean in the highlights above.

This is not good reporting.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Sets New Conditions To Free 83 More Chibok Girls by ephemm(m): 11:33am On Oct 17, 2016
OBJ said it, not all the girls will return!

The idiot Falana will just open his mouth anyhow
CrimeRe: Illegal Police Uniform Factory Discovered In Police College (photo) by ephemm(m): 12:15pm On Oct 11, 2016
Illegal?

What about the tailors at all NYSC camp ground who mend/reshape your oversized khaki?

These tailors are now illegal because they did not settle someone... think about it.
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Language In Two Days (TUTORIALS) by ephemm(m): 3:28pm On Oct 09, 2016
Makes me remember when I was serving...
My favourite student - Aminu Bello, I call him Karanbani Akuya (Stubborn goat) he is very intelligent but also mischievous.
He thought me some hausa too.
Let me add two

Tusa - fart
Kwado - frog
EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by ephemm(m): 8:24am On Oct 06, 2016
JEWELCOSMETICS:
hello... Who are you? I belong to 2013/2014 set, maths/stat FPI... hot okpa, fresh uugwu leaf... Fuuufuuuuu.... Identify yourself cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin
'96/97 PNFS/06/926
EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by ephemm(m): 6:59am On Oct 06, 2016
JEWELCOSMETICS:
Baba factorial! grin grin I Celebrate you
FPIhuh
PoliticsRe: Baru Commissions Tanks At NNPC Mosimi Depot (pics) by ephemm(m): 11:17am On Sep 28, 2016
2015huh
From this banner, it seems the project was completed in 2015 and the guy is just commissioning it now, I stand corrected though

TravelRe: Centenary Hall Ake: The Historic Hall Which Egbas Built For 100 Years(pic) by ephemm(m):
[quote ]Chief Mrs Esther Bisoye Tejuosho (OON)

Became the Iyalode of Egba land in 1982

Was born in 1916 and died in 1996.

Her son who is the present Oba of Sapon (leadership runs in the blood!) is Oba Adedapo Adewale Tejuosho He ascended the throne on the 20th of may 1989 and is currently still ruling. [quote ]


What's the meaning of this nonsense self?

Who brought this sh1t to FP?

what's Oba of Sapon?

The title is Osile of Oke Ona Egba.

There are 5 prominent Obas in Abeokuta and each have their subjects in towns and villages surrounding Abeokuta (Obafe, Kobape, Owode, Odeda, Osiele, Ifo, Itori, Ewekoro etc)

The titles of the 5 Obas are:
Alake of Egbaland
Osile of Oke Ona Egba
Agura of Gbagura
Olowu of Owu
and
Olubara of Ibara
TravelRe: Centenary Hall Ake: The Historic Hall Which Egbas Built For 100 Years(pic) by ephemm(m): 8:44am On Sep 26, 2016
You and your old man better go back and learn, the history of Abeokuta and his Kings were documented far beyond 1920.

The first Alake of Egbaland was Sagbua Okukenun who ruled between August 1854 to 1862. Prior to the appointment of Oba Sagbua Okukenum in 1846, Shomoye was installed as a Regent for one year, between 1845 and 1846 and following the demise of Oba Sagbua Okukenum in 1862, Shomoye return to the throne of the Alake of Egbaland as a regent where he spent four years between 1862 and 1868 before the appointment of Oba Ademola I in November 1869. He ruled for eight years until his demise on 20 December 1877. In January 1879, Oba Oyeekan was appointed has the Alake of Egbaland. He spent three years on the throne as a result of his death in September 1881. Thereafter, Oluwajin was appointed in February 1885 and ruled in this capacity for four years (died 1889). After two years of the vacant seat of Alake of Egbaland, Oba Oshokalu was appointed in September 1891. He ruled in this capacity for seven years until his demise on 11 June 1898. In the same year, Oba Gbadebo I became the Alake of Egbaland. He spent twelve years on the throne until his death on 28 May 1920.He died at the age of 66 years (1854–1920). Following the demise of Oba Gbadebo I in 1920, Ladapo Samuel Ademola II became the new ruler. He ruled for 42 years but was on exile for two years, (following protest by Egba women led my Mrs Funmilayo Ransome Kuti) between 1948 and December 1950. After his death in 1962, the throne was vacant for one year and on September 1963 Oba Adesina Samuel Gbadebo II was appointed as the new Alake of Egbaland. After the death of Adesina Samuel Gbadebo on 26 October 1971, Samuel Oyebade Lipede became the king. He ruled in this capacity for 33 years until his demise on February 2005, which led to the appointment of Adedotun Aremu Gbadebo III
Nairaland GeneralRe: Real Or Fake? Photo Of World’s Blackest Baby by ephemm(m): 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
Made in Ghana grin
PoliticsRe: Donated American Smart Cars To Anambra Police Commissioned By Obiano - PICS by ephemm(m): 6:42am On Sep 19, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
Pls allow me to curse and abuse him today .... Obiano onye nna, with all due respect, ibu a big fool for not patronizing innoson. You could have requested for your spec and i believe ifediaso would have delivered. And with that you could have guaranteed your self Nnewi area votes for 2nd term. Who else is supposed to lead the way in promoting ours if not our government?
What is even wrong with our leaders? They always find a way to make you believe only goats get elected. Obiano, you are a great leader but a goat is better than you on this one. cool
My guy, how will he be able to take dollars our of the country to keep in Swiss' banks if he patronise Innoson?

All these politicians don't do anything selflessly, it's always to line their pockets one way or another.
CrimeRe: Arrested Pickpocket Steals Again Inside The Police’s Office During Interrogation by ephemm(m): 6:24am On Sep 19, 2016
He is kleptomaniac, he need a psychologists
Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Group Warn Lagos Schools To Allow Students Wear Hijab by ephemm(m): 6:17am On Sep 19, 2016
What nonsense is this?

Must U take religion everywhere?
Why can't these kids just be kids and not be defined by one religion or another?

Will this improve their academic performance?

If our Nigerian pastors can be selfless for ones, the best way to fight this "hijab scourge" is to create FREE EDUCATION private missionary schools.

We can abandon government schools for them, let them turn it to alumajiri schools self.
Christianity EtcRe: See What Church Evangelism Group Were Caught Doing In Public (photos) by ephemm(m): 5:11am On Sep 17, 2016
Its called MARKETING, not evangelism, don't get it twisted...
RomanceRe: Married Woman In Trouble After Guy She Had Sex With Posts Her Nude Online (pics) by ephemm(m): 5:08am On Sep 17, 2016
Never allow anyone take a pix of you nãkëd, no matter how much love he/she proffers.

See with Ur naked eyes, if u want to see again, let's meet again.

Beautiful things are better imagined.

The cheater and the blackmailer are both 'criminals' though.
Jokes EtcRe: 12 Ways Man Utd And Chelsea Fans Watched The Champions League(pictures) by ephemm(m): 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2016
It's not how long, but how well...

Though I want English teams to do well in Europe
TravelRe: Passengers Stranded As Arik Suspends Operations- Daily Trust by ephemm(m): 6:22am On Sep 14, 2016
Everything Buhari, did Buhari ask Arik not to pay its debt or renew insurance?!

Y'all posting without reading


Ur car insurance expire, road safety catch U, una come dey blame ur landlord, ur slap dey fixed deposit.
RomanceRe: I Will Open My Leg To As Many Man As I Can So That My Husband Will Have It Wide. by ephemm(m): 8:16pm On Sep 12, 2016
Who do I blame?

But if U contact HIV, wide puna will be the least of ur problem
TravelRe: Keke Driver And Policeman In Scuffle In Uyo (pics) by ephemm(m): 7:44pm On Sep 12, 2016
Desperate times call for desperate measures

Besides the keke may be the only source of livelihood for the guy; if U take food from my mouth wetin u want do me again than to kill me?

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