Na Lala get the land

gasparpisciotta:
See what my workers killed at a project site somewhere in Lagos.

2 scary black cobras were killed and 4 scorpions were caught and lucky to be released on my instructions

Lalasticlala I know you will love this.

Dear Car Gurus,
I need some advice.

I have been using a Toyota Camry 1999 (Pencil light) since 2011 and I have enjoyed it to date.
My car is still in pretty good condition, I have never changed engine, mileage is about 250K, serviced regularly, A/C cooling.
Over this period (2011 - 2021), I have bought & used an Opel Astra and a Toyota Sienna, both of which I sold off.

Now I want to change my car, (I just want a new car) but I don't know what to buy:

Car gurus please give me your advise on these: (2005 model and above)
Toyota RAV 4
Honda CRV (I hope they don't have leg issues)
Honda Pilot (I hope they don't have leg issues)
Benz E230
Toyota Corolla (2008 and above)
AOB

I can't afford toks for now.

She has nothing else but the chest to bring to the table when she meets a man, and after sucking, when such a man leaves, she says "men are trash".

No man with good intention will pick up a lady dressed like this.

NyamiriFlathead:
May their souls rot in hell, may all the terrorist supporters know no peace
God bless yoruba nation

you are obviously not a Yoruba man, you are a tribalist who rejoice in the chaos of Nigeria.

I am a supporter of the dissolution of the strange bedfellows called Nigeria, I like every true Yoruba man won't rejoice at the wanton killings across the country , but a peaceful dissolution.

mystery22:
The man is a stupid racist..

Being black is hard, you have to put twice as much effort as others to stand a chance

I guess Rashford, Pogba,Fred, Martial and co are white

Good development, all demands must be met, Nigeria must become a sane environment. e don do!

The house in Lekki definitely has greater value the the car plus 10 million naira

Someone probably uploaded her pix there, just to defame her.

There are always two winners every season - the prize money winner and the controversial winner.

Dorathy will certainly emerge as one of the two this season.

800K for this? The gear go get problem! there must be a hidden problem, and since it is for a woman, I will advice against it.

U suggest someone whose educational background is unknown as minister of state education

Hotfreezer:


What's the motive?
Who is the person who gains most from his death?

You want him to inform the gateman? Even the gate man ran away when it happened only for him to return with his guarantor.

The gateman ran away when the wife returned, he was sleeping when the wife got back.
Motive is the missing valuables.

And from the comments I have read, the benefit of doubt scheme adopted by the defence lawyer is a success.

That boy has surely spoken to a lawyer and they are trying to throw in a benefit of doubt.

Prosecution must be very smart otherwise this boy might get away with murder.

Scared! Yet the didn't inform the sleeping gateman, nor raise alarm after the assassins left.
How did blood get to your apron?
Why would the assassins leave the murder weapon at the crime scene?

BlacDonaldTrump:


I disagree with your 50 political parties in the USA. I live in the USA and in fact I voted in the midterm elections yesterday. I know you are trying to make your point but pls with facts.
Thanks.

Good, I hope you can read, follow the link below, after you do, quote me again and ask for more facts.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_States

Cut down the luxury of the executive and legislators and use it to fund the subsidy till you find solution to it.

The money saved from not paying subsidy is squandered elsewhere .

She's just another spoiler.


There are over 50 political parties in the US, but only Democrats and Republicans take the White House.

Elections can only be won with the right political structures and not by rhetorics or social media followership.
Trump was a Democrat, he then defected to GOP, he got there and changed the narrative, imposing his ideas and got a cult followership.

As far as Nigeria's 2019 election is concerned, the only choice before us is APC or PDP. Anyone could decide to waste his or her vote where it would not count. Vote APC if you want us to continue this way, or PDP if you think there is ever another way out.

Any vote aside these 2 is just as good a vote for APC.

2 houseboys dey fight

This is crap, how will a group just rise and want to change the VP? Where were they, when b4 Atiku made the choice. *** Were we not all here? Were we not? ***

Stanweezy:
This man looks like Mourinho

He looks more like Arsene Wenger

0taPiaPia:


Chairman take your son off that. There are programmes I just don't allow kids watch in my presence. This, jeniphers dairy etc. Not at this developmental stage oh cause its garbage in garbage out.

I censor their tv viewing too, and Mr Bean cartoon series is one of the safest if not the safest, they don't watch Afmag and the likes.
Along with PJ Mask, Ninja turtles and Ben 10, Mr Bean are their only Tv programmes.

Dottore:
It's so nice to see a hardworking Afonja.

Don't bring your bigotry here

He is my favorite comedian, and now I notice my son is stuck to his cartoon series too

Topmaike007:
this man na good man oo if na other people na to decamp go pursue him ambition elsewhere

Ambode is a Lame duck, he can't decamp, he has no structure, not even one follower, the Lagos house of assembly will impeach him if he says "Pim". Even his deputy abandoned him during the primaries. He is a slave just waiting for May 29, 2019 for freedom, afterwards he is out of Naija forever.

1zynnvn:
Fifa should cancel the match and give us the 3points.

Guy, your head dey there, this is funny af. But wait o, no be Messi abi Aguero carry drugs nah!

You have received your reward by the several pictures you snap when giving.

According to the letter, it wasn't the first time, if you've been warned once, you shouldn't do it again, even at the request of a customer.

As an employer too, I wouldn't have wait till the end of the month to fire you.

I blocked all African magic and music channels in my business place anyways. It's only news channels I made available.

thesicilian:
There are different forms of illness.

my brother, no be small thing o

great job, we all need to strive to be the best at whatever we do

with the number of churches and mosques in this country, moral decadence ought to be near zero, but since it's not church's business to preach morality, what do we expect?

ImpressionsNG:
Interesting. Governor Umahi has made giant strides in not only transforming Ebonyi state, but also putting its alluring capital city of Abakaliki on the map. It's becoming a favourite destination for tourists, dignitaries, and all lovers of development. No wonder, Abakaliki has emerged as arguably the most livable city in Nigeria.

https://www.impressions.ng/abakaliki-is-the-most-liveable-city-in-nigeria

The glory of Calabar has been taken by Abakaliki

This is weird!

Cincinnati, Ohio | A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity.

Latifah Brown called 911 around 9:30 PM last night, reporting that she had a baby stuck in her vagina.

The operator first assumed that she was giving birth at home and dispatched an ambulance to the site.

The paramedics had quite a surprise when they arrived on the site and saw what was actually happening.

One of the paramedics, Brian Whitmore, related the incident in an interview with WBNS-10 TV.

“The little boy wore a diaper and pyjamas, but he had his legs and abdomen stuck in the woman’s vagina.”

The paramedics spent more than an hour on the site trying to release the child from his difficult position but were unable to get the toddler out.

“I don’t know how she got the child in there! We were both pulling as strong as we could and he wouldn’t come out.”

Ms. Brown and the child were finally transported to the hospital, where doctors were able to separate them after a delicate operation.

The young boy suffers from a dislocated hip, but doctors don’t think he will suffer any sequelae from the incident.

The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vaginal cavity.

She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth.

Ms. Brown now faces a total of 11 criminal charges, including aggravated child neglect causing bodily harm, and could spend up to 65 years in prison.

Her lawyer has asked for a psychiatric evaluation, claiming that she isn’t fit to stand trial.

Depending on the results of the evaluation, her trial could begin in June.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/

This must be Photoshop !

If not, anyone who attends the programme does not deserve the title - human being, just consider such person a goat.