₦airaland Forum

driveiwe:
With the offsprings of new churches and its denominations spreading across the nation and even to Europe, why in the country would circular music still supercede gospel music.

If it is circle, it must rotate.

Grammar no be my language!

The author of this write-up and the minister if he truly said so are idiots, no apology!

Note: I did not read the storyline.

Olosho everywhere

Where there's no law, there's no crime.

Every profession has its dos and don'ts.

Once U choose a profession, U must be willing to live by its rules, there's nothing like "outdated celibacy".

pyyxxaro:
I blame BULL-HARI for this

Cos Uncle Jonathan's regime everything was #SEGE-MENGE #

#dats what we call OKPOROKO tying #

Quote me and wake up with Big Apollo 2mao

I pray God cures ur insanity.

I voted for Buhari and I am also not pleased with the way things are...
But using every thread to vent ur frustration, shows u need some psychiatric evaluation.

@ #7 When you wear your glasses for the first time and realize how blind you actually are.

"Why didn't I get the glasses earlier?"
that's what was on my mind.

God have mercy on all us, but most of these beggars are just lazy guys exploiting others because of one disability.

They can actually channel this disability to be one-in-town in whatever craft they choose

Whoever did this is not a TEACHER.

The so-called "buy naija to grow naija"!

Saw one Lawrence Okolie representing GB in Boxing

This should be in Kenya or Uganda.

I did not open the link.

BABANGBALI:
So we warned the march?Thank God o. I didn’t wash the march because I had no fuel in my generation

Hmmmn

Glad the boys got 3 points despite all odds.

RIO has been rocked with poor preparation.

Happy birthday, ur sense of humour ehn!

Why is the groom looking like a mumu?
Na arranged marriage?
the guy doesn't look sharp at all!

Na so girls scarce for Netherlands? Choi!

How old is she?
In what area of life has she failed recently?
You may need to find more help for her than on Nairaland (a psychiatric maybe), God forbid she gets suicidal.
I'll guess she needs more love an some gentle talks than scolding for been moody.

Boobs or silicone?

If the man was crippled and couldn't walk, how did mud get to the sole of his slippers?
#JustAsking

How far is Awka from Aba?

Despite their numbers, the red hed still stand up to them, that's courage!

Voltron, Danger Mouse, Super Ted and Tom & Jerry


I still watch Tom & Jerry with my kids, but they don't seem to enjoy it, they prefer Ben 10 and some others...

Church Business is the Most Lucrative business in Nigeria.

I'll try to get hold of her phone, switch it off, and inform her family members that she just died in a ghastly motor accident

ShopWrong

Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with. REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what some great men have to say about their wives:

If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
‎~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." 
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."‎
‎~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 
2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it. 
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met... [no more happiness but drama]
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong. ‎
‎~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy. 
~By Tommy Lee

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?”
Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress! 
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breeze.

Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife

This what is called "dedication to duty".

Juxtapose with a Nigerian police woman, almost reverse is the case, she's the one pinned to the bed of a superior policeman during her off-duty

Always in Kenya!
Bloggers, Tailors, Lawyers and Politicians, who lie pass?

EMMYLBANKS:
also on this day 2010:buhari promise dogs and baboons to be soaked with blood...

The mention of Buhari gives u orgasm! Kontinu

meekyrozzay:
(I Got To Know She Slept With My Best Man After 2 Years Of Marriage. Am Divorcing) I THINK THAT'S MY CLOSEST CHOICE TO BE HAPPY AGAIN, COS I CANT BEAR THE PAIN

Ur story is incomplete. Did she sleep with him on ur wedding night or she just dated him in the past before u married her?

Has she been faithful afterwards?
After the divorce, if u marry another, do u know who the next ho will sleep with?

Keep ur woman bro! Just stay far from ur bestman, he is worse than the woman.

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