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calyto:So this is what you call beauty ehhh in ur village? When some1 add to what God had created good? Showing God the way He suppose to have make her look like instead. I pity u!!!! |
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Better use anti-bacteria or antifungal tube like candiderm. That's what I used to mine also. |
ladyF:. Hmmm... il y a de faute. C'est si tu "plais", en anglais. S'il te plait fait attention de l'usage des mots. |
Lennycool:Atheist believes there is no God. But, do they believe there no devil also? |
Se him dey sleep B4 ni..... Abeg Oga at the top wake up ![]() |
See as dem look innocent like early morning garri ![]() |
LordGuru1:Na Jesus Christ talk am abi you? |
doctorkush:You think say dem go craze like you ni ![]() |
zionzoe:What a funny people waiting to see the small half moon before they can set for festival and be bowing down on the street, road even in the car to the star and moon they follow half of the old testament but not all. |
CandyDiamond:Why are you arguing with him (Muslim) don't you know that the remnant of them will be joined with the Antichrist when raptures must have taken place. And let them continue to read what only 1 man has written about his life into a book. |
UniqueGUY1:Funny you. The bible was writing down and your own Qur'an was writing on the air ![]() |
Bigboss111:Sebi you have the bible, check it in there for yourself. |
I don't why you Christians are arguing with Muslims about Jesus Christ. They don't believe Him as God and His resurrection or the son of God but believe in His teaching. What a confused set of people! How on earth can you believe someone's teaching without believing everything He is? Some said God came to fulfill the law of the prophets. That's right, because He is not confused and those laws and commandments are His. Jesus is found multiple times in Qur'an just to testify that you know and have heard about Him. So, on the judgement day you won't deny not knowing Him. Buy, where in the bible have seen Muhammed or Qur'an? Anyone that doesn't believe in the name of JESUS CHRIST will not make HEAVEN. |
This kidnappers funny ooooo..... Na gun powders and arrows dem won use kill soldiers ![]() |
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; ![]() Mr. Andrew joke *Once upon a time, Andrew was travelling by train in A/C class. He was traveling from Manchester to London! *He was traveling alone. After a while, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!* *Andrew was pleasantly Happy! The lady kept smiling at him! This made Andrew even more Happy!* *Then she went and sat next to him!* *Andrew was bubbling with Joy!* *She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me" Andrew stared blankly at her!* *He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say" The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! Andrew took her note, kept it in his pocket!* *He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"* ![]() |
South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018. Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said. The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers. He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added. Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches. Source : LiveMonitor Satire |
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