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Nairaland / General / Re: Whatsapp Group For Latest Cheats And Tweaks On Smartphones And PC by ephemmex22: 8:08am On Apr 25, 2017
Add me pls. 08136301906
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stunning Makeup Photos by ephemmex22: 11:33am On Apr 19, 2017
calyto:

And what is wrong with how she looks?

Even as she has the right to, she didn't expose any part of her body but you still find it ethically wrong for her to look beautiful.

Is your brain paining you?


So this is what you call beauty ehhh in ur village? When some1 add to what God had created good? Showing God the way He suppose to have make her look like instead. I pity u!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Whatsapp Group For Latest Cheats And Tweaks On Smartphones And PC by ephemmex22: 8:02pm On Feb 27, 2017
Add me: 08136597853
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A CV Template Here!!! by ephemmex22: 1:20pm On Feb 18, 2017
Phemmex22@gmail.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by ephemmex22: 1:12pm On Feb 18, 2017
08136597853
Health / Re: Dermatologist In The House Pls I Need Urgent Help by ephemmex22: 8:03pm On Feb 08, 2017
Better use anti-bacteria or antifungal tube like candiderm. That's what I used to mine also.
Politics / Re: Sumner Shagari Sambo At War Zones: "Not All Journalists Are Lazy" by ephemmex22: 10:41pm On Jan 14, 2017
ladyF:


Si tu plait, en Anglais. Je ne comprend pas. cry
. Hmmm... il y a de faute. C'est si tu "plais", en anglais. S'il te plait fait attention de l'usage des mots.
Religion / Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by ephemmex22: 11:05pm On Oct 25, 2016
Lennycool:

This is so true, being an atheist filled me with a deeper appreciation for life. It gave me something I never had with Christianity, which teaches you that the world was made for humans, this fills you with so much arrogance. The world is going to end anytime soon so we all shouldn't care anyway. Jesus is coming.
As an atheist I see the world as an interconnected system, we need to preserve it. Last time a toad entered my house I couldn't even kill it, I know and accept it plays a role in our ecosystem as do all life.

Atheist believes there is no God. But, do they believe there no devil also?
Politics / Re: Gowon Apologises To Niger Delta Communities, Says ‘we’ve Made Mistakes’ by ephemmex22: 11:34am On Oct 21, 2016
Se him dey sleep B4 ni..... Abeg Oga at the top wake up cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji & Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde by ephemmex22: 11:30am On Oct 21, 2016
See as dem look innocent like early morning garri grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by ephemmex22: 12:49am On Oct 21, 2016
LordGuru1:
I've watched, sniffed and searched for years hoping to hear one scandal about this Richest African Pastor, but lo, he has stayed very faithful and loyal to his wife. With a society like Nigeria that's so fiverishly addicted to gossiping, he couldnt have hide skeletons for this long. It's not easy to be that wealthy and not fall o! A true Icon indeed. I've fallen in love with this Great MOG, a Real Spiritual Man indeed. That coza pastor with very beautiful wife doesn't even have 1/100 of this man's wealth yet he was messing up with girls upadan.

Na Jesus Christ talk am abi you?
Religion / Re: Conditions For Marriage In Mountain Of Fire Ministries (pics) by ephemmex22: 12:45am On Oct 21, 2016
doctorkush:
cheesy they did not shaa ban weed?? heheee... no p if I carry along with me my rizlarrrr and sachet.... naa just to show them the guidelines pamphlets... and get HIGH! grin
You think say dem go craze like you ni grin grin

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Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ephemmex22: 4:32pm On Oct 16, 2016
zionzoe:
WHAT CAN YOU SEE.........YOU ARE LIMITED , LIMITED TO YOUR FIVE SENSES, YOUR PROPHET WAS LIMITED AND UNEDUCATED UNLESS HE WILL NOT SAY THE MOON IS NOW IN A SMALL POND OF WATER.... YOU ARE LIMITED AND OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL. DEVIL IS A LIER, MOH ALSO LIED THROUGHOUT THAT DAMN BOOK CALL QUWAN. HOW CAN YOU COME 600 YEARS LATER AND TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE LIKE YOU AUTHORED IT........NO WONDER HE DIED IN SICKNESS BECAUSE HE IS CURSED. I AM SURE YOU ARE ALSO IN SICKNESS NOW.....JESUS CAN HEAL YOU. MOH COULDNOT EVEN HEAL HIMSELF.....DECIEVER

What a funny people waiting to see the small half moon before they can set for festival grin grin grin and be bowing down on the street, road even in the car to the star and moon grin grin grin they follow half of the old testament but not all.
Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ephemmex22: 4:27pm On Oct 16, 2016
CandyDiamond:

Who compromise the Bible, Christianity have been in existence for 1400years,before Mohammed appeared from no where about 600years ago,he copied the Bible and plagiarized some part of it,kill so many people, put confusion everywhere, marry 15 wives including children and god use to give him the strength of 7 men to go round his wives in a day according to your haddit and died in the hand of a Jewish woman, is that the kind of person you want me to take his copy copy book serious.

Why are you arguing with him (Muslim) don't you know that the remnant of them will be joined with the Antichrist when raptures must have taken place. And let them continue to read what only 1 man has written about his life into a book.
Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ephemmex22: 4:23pm On Oct 16, 2016
UniqueGUY1:


Jesus was not crucified, An Innocent man died on the cross ...That bitter truth is what xtians can't believe.. And I don't blame them ..its what it is written in bible that they will believe..
Qur'an even emphasized that Jesus wasn't crucified.
Its unfortunate that The truth about that day cannot be proven..

Funny you. The bible was writing down and your own Qur'an was writing on the air grin grin grin
Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ephemmex22: 4:20pm On Oct 16, 2016
Bigboss111:
Did Jesus said he is more than a prophet? Which verse in the Bible where Jesus said he was God? Who created Adam and Eve? Who created the earth, the stars, the moon, the universe? Jesus? Who created Mary?

Subhanallah!

Sebi you have the bible, check it in there for yourself.
Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ephemmex22: 4:17pm On Oct 16, 2016
I don't why you Christians are arguing with Muslims about Jesus Christ. They don't believe Him as God and His resurrection or the son of God but believe in His teaching. What a confused set of people! How on earth can you believe someone's teaching without believing everything He is? Some said God came to fulfill the law of the prophets. That's right, because He is not confused and those laws and commandments are His. Jesus is found multiple times in Qur'an just to testify that you know and have heard about Him. So, on the judgement day you won't deny not knowing Him. Buy, where in the bible have seen Muhammed or Qur'an? Anyone that doesn't believe in the name of JESUS CHRIST will not make HEAVEN.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead In Bauchi After Opening Fire On Soldiers. Graphic Photos by ephemmex22: 12:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
This kidnappers funny ooooo..... Na gun powders and arrows dem won use kill soldiers grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth's Mother Is Dead (Photos) by ephemmex22: 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2016
evy1:

Please who released you from Yaba left?
Jokes Etc / Mr. Andrew Joke by ephemmex22: 11:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
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Mr. Andrew joke

*Once upon a time, Andrew was travelling by train in A/C class. He was traveling from Manchester to London! *He was traveling alone. After a while, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!*
*Andrew was pleasantly Happy! The lady kept smiling at him! This made Andrew even more Happy!*

*Then she went and sat next to him!*
*Andrew was bubbling with Joy!*
*She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me" Andrew stared blankly at her!*
*He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say" The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! Andrew took her note, kept it in his pocket!*

*He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"*

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Education / South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by ephemmex22: 2:08am On Oct 01, 2016
South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.

Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

Source : LiveMonitor Satire
Business / Onilu@ Prime Store Promo Is On Now by ephemmex22: 12:01am On Sep 01, 2016
ONILU PRIME STORE is celebrating it's S.U.B store's 1 smashing year with amazing price slash and giveaways.

Sept. 1 and Sept 8

✔buy a laptop and get a free antivirus and laptop stand
✔spend above N5000 and stand a chance of winning an android phone.
✔buy an android phone and get free screen guard for yourself and a friend.
Discount prices on products are as follow:
1. Innjoo fire = #23,000 for #21,500

2. Lenovo Yoga = #90, 000 for #85,500

3. Injoo Max 2 = #29,000 for #28,000

4. HP 250 G4 = #125,000 for #120,000

6. Samsung Grand Prime = #42,000 for #40,000

6. Samsung A3 =#49,000 for #47,000

7. Techno y6 =#25,000 for #22,000

8. Huawei y3c =#15,000 for #13,000

9. Itel Prime2 tablet =#26,000 for #23,5000

10. Samsung earpiece #1000 for #700

11. Screen guard◻=#700 for #500

12. HP 1515 all-in-one printer = 18,000 for #16,500

13. Seagate 2TB HDD = #28,000 for #25,000

14. Habit BT speake =#4,500 for #3,500

15. Plantronics voyayer #9,000 for #7,000... and lots more.
To order call 08181000064 and 08091000064 or visit shop 2, student union building, University of Ibadan
Hurry up!! and don't forget to share.
Events / Onilu Prime Promo Is On Now by ephemmex22: 11:49pm On Aug 31, 2016
ONILU PRIME STORE is celebrating it's S.U.B store's 1 smashing year with amazing price slash and giveaways.

Sept. 1 and Sept 8

✔buy a laptop and get a free antivirus and laptop stand
✔spend above N5000 and stand a chance of winning an android phone.
✔buy an android phone and get free screen guard for yourself and a friend.
Discount prices on products are as follow:
1. Innjoo fire = #23,000 for #21,500

2. Lenovo Yoga = #90, 000 for #85,500

3. Injoo Max 2 = #29,000 for #28,000

4. HP 250 G4 = #125,000 for #120,000

6. Samsung Grand Prime = #42,000 for #40,000

6. Samsung A3 =#49,000 for #47,000

7. Techno y6 =#25,000 for #22,000

8. Huawei y3c =#15,000 for #13,000

9. Itel Prime2 tablet =#26,000 for #23,5000

10. Samsung earpiece #1000 for #700

11. Screen guard◻=#700 for #500

12. HP 1515 all-in-one printer = 18,000 for #16,500

13. Seagate 2TB HDD = #28,000 for #25,000

14. Habit BT speake =#4,500 for #3,500

15. Plantronics voyayer #9,000 for #7,000... and lots more.
To order call 08181000064 and 08091000064 or visit shop 2, student union building, University of Ibadan
Hurry up!! and don't forget to share
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by ephemmex22: 10:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
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