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congrats to them

Lmao

@Op seven student died not five.

Tocheagle:
So he left his first wife ? I attended bosworth , the school he used to run back then . He was the principal

Same here...I graduated 2011...Mr K left Aunty Bukky o.

if I slap his face....As if his first marriage worked...Big head

Good

dami2169:
It is 'bleaching' not 'bleeching'. . Anyways, its bad! Morally, spiritually.

Lol...

Tommybob:
*Grabs the microphone*

#testing..... 1,2...1,2.. baba this mic no work, gimme another one jor.


*clears throat*


Helllloooo Ladies and gentlemen(if u like u fit tag urslf stubborn)

E b like say this year yaf wanna run out sha. I may be new to some of you but I'm not new on nairaland nd my ppl know me when the sight my post.

To cut the long essay short, I would like to congratulate all the new fishes that made it into the ui river, this is not the end of the journey but the start. Especially the new sharks in Pharmacy,u can call urslf dolphins though. all na fish

And in preparation for ur resumption nd as well as my end of the year package to you, i would like to state some few tinz which might be jokingly hlpful.

To the incoming freshers, do not forget ur mortar nd pestle at home when resuming(especially if u like iyan). Pondo yam is nt an option.lol.

Your grinding stone too must not b left at home, package am come there's space. Don't come nd form i prefer blender ooo... *shines teeth*


*adjusts glasses*

You don't need to come with refrigerator, nah,nah... the last tym i checked,the water in zik river is very cold (around 1 degree Celsius).


Don't be too big to ask for directions nd what you're supposed to do especially during medical clearance (Dnt b like somebody wey waka from jaja to PG school like 5tymz before i sabi wetin i supoz do).


Try to be friendly. It ll hlp. They ll come to woo u with campaigns, dnt be harsh. Fellowship reps ll also try to woo u to come to their denominations. Abeg think before you join. Your choice though.



If you sabi say ur papa na thousandnaire for house, don't come nd form billionaire in school coz no one give a fvck. In short just be yourself nd never be intimidated. If na garri u fit drink per day, drink it nd be happy... no go borrow money or do something crazy just to feel among.


Your roommates re gonna be different set of people with different characters. Just pray you don't ve the worse type nd if you do, dnt b scared everything ll be alright.



Also, be nice to the stalites you ll meet in your room. Nazo one fresher go call him papa come make e come chase us out. yeye boy. him papa too go report to the school security. smh... Abeg dnt b like dah. Drop those secondary school characters at home. buh if them allocate u to mellanby hall, room A53, abeg hlp me repay dah boy back. lool.


And to cap it all, Eat well, rest well, exercise well nd love carefully nd safely.


Thank you all for reading nd God bless.


Signed: Tommybob

C.E.O, Tommybob Whining Corporation.











VOLUME 1

You!!!!!!!!! Well done ooo

Eeyah...RIP

Awwwwn...bad

Hmmmm....Who knows?

Wat is dis?

Op, The real name of timi dakolo's wife is busola nt bukola

Awwwwwn...Congrats Vick

Gud!!

LOL....cnt blame him tho!

Mr K and his luv for big tins....Gud for him tho

Me!!

Nice pictures

Waiting#

wu knows?

where is d boy?