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God bless u sir!

Gud for him

God av mercy...Rip tu d dead

False

Goodnews!

Eeyah!

4 and 5

dis is crazy...Nigerians SMH

lefulefu:
*singing*
Fine girl sexy girl

hmmmm..
b wynin me oo

LewisO:
Hello!

hello

Here is me

lolzzzz....i saw dah too!

HOW TO MAKE YOUR EX
USELESS AND DESPERATE FOR
LOOSING
YOU....
1. WHENEVER THEY CALL PICK
THEIR call and inform them of your
progress,
never
abuse them
2. You should never block or
unfriend them
on Facebook, and always update about
your happy days and not on your
bad
times.
3. Be close to their friends so they
can feel more jealous
4. Never call their relatives.
5. Whenever you meet on the road
greet
them and wish them well, never
give them much time always look jovial
6. Never be the one calling them
7. If they try to make advances,
say
NO! In capital letters and tell them
to mind their
own business.
8. Improve on your dressing and
personal
appearance, and once they see
you, they may even commit suicide...
9. If you decide to move on, date
someone
who is more cute or who has
achieved
more than ur ex...
AGREED?....

canadianprince:
@ OP, you are soooooooo right! But there are some of those things you listed that they can't stop doing. It is a part of them.

Yea, it is soo true...buh those things r vewi wrong

kaya09:
Chai,now i knw my enemies on nairaland,if na yr bf wud u hv sed perfect?

Sure!!!

kaya09:
Am higher dan the clouds ryt nw

Perfect!!!

20 THINGS YOU SHOULD
NEVER DO AS A WOMAN!!
1. Do not wear a vest or
sleeveless top without shaving
your armpits or without a bra underneath... No
man,not even your husband, will
like to see you that way.
2. Do not leave cheap nail polish to
wear off on its own,
there's a reason they sell nail polish remover...
3. If you can’t afford good quality
weaves, don’t bother. Just pack
your hair neatly. 4. Do not do
artificial nails that make you look
like a dragon queen, being simple is always sexy.
Just try it
once
and you will love doing it always.
Have you heard men talk about a
lady being natural before? It's
because they like natural women.
5. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress
when you
are out
in public is a hell-to-the-no!
6. Never do things for a man with a
hope of getting something in return,
expectations are dangerous.
Do it because you simply want to. 7. Never
contradict what
your man
says in public.
8. Never stalk the man that left you
for the other woman.
9. Do not share your best friend's
personal life with every Chanda,Phiri and Tembo.
10. Women should never act on
distress in relationships like
checking your man’s phone,
nagging him to death, and acting
like a paranoid freak. You will simply release him to
someone else by doing so.
11. Never dish out your entire
family drama on a first date. The
guy just wants to know about you.
12. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat
healthy
and
work out but leave it at that.
13. Never over-accessorize. Stop
looking like a Christmas tree.
14. Never leave home without
lipgloss, your phone and most of all your # dignity.
15. Never
leave your used sanitary
towel in the toilet for the next
person to see. # ayama 16. Women please! Never
wear
very high heels if you can’t do the
Naomi Campbell walk. You look
like a drunk grasshopper.
17. Never wear short skirts and
low cut tops when off to an interview. You will
create the
wrong impression.
18. Never think you can threaten
your man into submission. You
simply get him irritated in the
end. 19. Respect is reciprocal. You earn
your man's respect if you respect
him first.
And finally,
20. Never wish to be like any other
woman. There are others out there envying you for
who you are...
Be Yourself