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If you have me you dont share me, if you share me you don't have me. WHAT AM I? |
There are only two differents definition in this world,many teachers,media,nature,friends and families had tried to teach me this lesson but facebook taught exactly all i need to know about these things. . . . . . The two different types of discription in this world are QUANTITY and QUALITY. Let me explain further and how facebook taught me those lessons. *When i had 200 friends on facebook i almost chatted with all my friends excluding nobody,that is called "little but QUALITY friends"* *But now i had 5000 friends i decreased my chat mates to 70 (instead of increasing).That is called "Absolute QUANTITY friends"* Help me thank facebook for the lesson |
I JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL *u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat. * Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought * You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a 4.50 graduate by now. * If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form. *Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school *You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?. *u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures. * Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol *come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more. *During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone Don become born- again by force. * It's always funny when exam invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. Lol pacman smile Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail all NAIJA students 3 good gbosa for our fantastic students |
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Most of us who attempted literature in Waec,Neco and even Jamb dont know some of these but we really have to know at least 80% of these. A Accumulation Ad Hominem Adage Adynaton Allegory Alliteration Allusion Ambiguity Anachronism Anacoluthon Anadiplosis Anagram Analogy Anapest Anaphora Anecdote Antagonist Antanaclasis Antecedent Anthropomorphi sm Anti Climax Anti Hero Antimetabole Antiphrasis Antistrophe Antithesis Aphorism Aphorismus Aporia Aposiopesis Apostrophe Appositive Archaism Archetype Argument Aside Assertion Assonance Asyndeton Atmosphere Attitude B Ballad Bandwagon Bathos Bildungsroman Biography Blank Verse C Cacophony Cadence Caesura Canon Caricature Catachresis Catharsis Characterization Chiasmus Circumlocution Claim Cliche Cliffhanger Climax Colloquialism Comedy Comparison Conceit Concession Conflict Connotation Consonance Contrast Couplet Critique D Dactyl Denotation Denouement Deus Ex Machina Dialect Dialogue Diatribe Dichotomy Diction Didacticism Digression Discourse Doppelganger Double Entendre Drama Dramatic Irony Dynamic Character Dysphemism Dystopia E Elegy Elision Ellipsis End Rhyme End Stopped Line Enjambment Enthymeme Epic Epigram Epigraph Epilogue Epiphany Epiphora Epistolary Epistrophe Epitaph Epithet Epizeuxis Eponym Eristic Essay Ethos Eulogy Euphemism Euphony Evidence Exaggeration Exemplum Expletive Exposition Extended Metaphor External Conflict F Fable Fallacy Fantasy Farce Fiction Figurative Language Flash Forward Flashback Flat Character Foil Folklore Foot Foreshadowing Free Verse G Genre H Haiku Half Rhyme Hamartia Hero Homily Homograph Homophone Hook Hubris Humor Hyperbaton Hyperbole Hypophora Hypotaxis I Iamb Idiom Imagery Induction Inference Innuendo Internal Rhyme Intertextuality Invective Inversion Irony Isocolon J Jargon Juxtaposition K Kenning Kinesthesia L Legend Limerick Line Break Litotes Logos M Malapropism Maxim Meiosis Melodrama Memoir Metalepsis Metaphor Meter Metonymy Monologue Mood Moral Motif Motivation Myth N Narrative Naturalism Nemesis Non Sequitur Nostalgia O Ode Omniscient Onomatopoeia Overstatement Oxymoron P Palindrome Parable Paradox Paralipsis Parallelism Paraphrase Paraprosdokian Parataxis Parenthesis Parody Paronomasia Parrhesia Pastiche Pathetic Fallacy Pathos Pedantic Pentameter Periphrasis Persona Personification Perspective Persuasion Pleonasm Plot Poem Poetic Justice Point Of View Polyptoton Polysyndeton Portmanteau Prologue Propaganda Prose Prosody Prosthesis Protagonist Proverb Pun Q Quatrain R Rebuttal Red Herring Reductio Ad Absurdum Refrain Refutation Repetition Rhetorical Question Rhetoric Rhyme Scheme Rhyme Rhythm Riddle Rising Action Romance Round Character Run On Sentence S Sarcasm Satire Scansion Self Fulfilling Prophecy Semantic Sesquipedalian Sestet Sestina Setting Sibilance Simile Situational Irony Slang Snark Solecism Soliloquy Sonnet Spondee Stanza Static Character Stream Of Consciousness Style Subplot Superlative Surrealism Syllogism Symbolism Syncope Synecdoche Synesis Synesthesia Syntax T Tautology Theme Thesis Tmesis Tone Tragedy Tragic Flaw Tragic Hero Tragicomedy Transition Trimeter Trope Truism U Understatement Utopia V Verbal Irony Verisimilitude Vernacular Verse Vignette Villanelle Voice Z Zeugma Zoomorphism. Cc: Lalasticlala Seun abeg carry this to the promise land na. |
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https://mobile./620504678027143?refid=27 Hello everybody especially the waec candidate,am going to share a good news.a news you all need to hear,as far as you are attempting Literature,C.R.S and Government in your waec or Neco (I may add some more subjects but these are the main ones i will focus on. Sorry to science student.) This is not a group for expo or runs or whatever its just a group that reveals the secret of Literature,C.R.S and Government. The group also features the Waec/Neco timetable , summary of every book needed and Syllables of the 3 subject. I assure you,you will make these 3 courses with A1 or B2, believe me. The group Opens fully from 20th March. Dont miss out https://mobile./620504678027143?refid=27 |
Lalasticlala i hope you saw the result too.i already knew it was impossible. |
There has been several reports regarding one of the highest score EVER scored by anyone since the creation of the JAMB examination. According to the screenshot, it’s alleged that a student scored 399 out of 400 Marks. Genius right? Well, several persons are claiming that One Mr. Ibrahim has set a new record by scoring a perfect 399 in the ongoing 2016 JAMB UTME examination, which took off on February 27th. This is the official break down as enumerated below; English – 99 Chemistry – 100 Physics – 100 Biology – 100 Aggregate 399. View the image below; BUT 399 Highest Score is Fake This result has been verified and we have just proven, that the actual score was 199, and NOT the 399 alleged! It has been verified that the information on the result slip which was firstly circulated online was photoshopped and redefined. Please take note that the real score of the candidate was 199. This we have verified and have the original result. http://www.dailyschoolnews.com.ng/highest-jamb-score/
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Sorry guys thats enough for today,we shall see more amazing people tomorrow. Lalasticlala , Seun .Come confirm the topic. |
10 Bruno Mars Peter Gene Hernandez(born October 8, 1985), professionally known by his stage nameBruno Mars, is an American singer, songwriter, record producer, and choreographer. Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaiiby a family of musicians, Mars began making music at a young age and performed in various musical venues in his hometown throughout his childhood. He graduated from high school and moved to Los Angeles to pursue a musical career. Mars produced songs for other artists, co-founding the production team The Smeezingtons. Mars had an unsuccessful stint with Motown Records, but then signed with Atlanticin 2009. He became recognized as a solo artist after lending his vocals to the songs " Nothin' on You" by B.o.B, and " Billionaire" by Travie McCoy, which were international successes, and for which he co-wrote the hooks. His debut studio album, Doo-Wops & Hooligans(2010), was anchored by the U.S. Billboard Hot 100chart-topping singles " Just the Way You Are" and " Grenade", as well as the number-five single " The Lazy Song". His second album, Unorthodox Jukebox, released in 2012, peaked at number one in the United States. The album spawned the international singles " Locked Out of Heaven", " When I Was Your Man" and " Treasure" His best song is GRENADE
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11 JUSTIN BIEBER Justin Drew Bieber( / ˈ b iː b ər /; born March 1, 1994) [ 4 ] [ 5 ]is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. Bieber released his debut EP, My World, in late 2009. It was certified platinum in the U.S. [ 6 ]He became the first artist to have seven songs from a debut record chart on the Billboard Hot 100. [ 7 ]Bieber released his first full-length studio album, My World 2.0, in 2010. It debuted at or near number one in several countries and was certified triple platinum in the U.S. [ 8 ]It was preceded by his most successful single to date, " Baby". Following his debut album, he had his first headlining tour, the My World Tour, released the remix albums My Worlds Acousticand Never Say Never – The Remixes-- and the 3D biopic-concert film Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. He released his second studio album, Under the Mistletoe, in November 2011, when it debuted at number one on the Billboard 200. Bieber released his third studio album, Believe,in 2012. His fourth studio album Purposewas released in November 2015. His U.S. album and singles sales total 44.7 million. [ 9 ] [ 10 ] He has won numerous fan-voted awards, including American Music Awardfor Artist of the Year in 2010and 2012. His fan base, dubbed "beliebers", largely consists of early to mid-adolescent girls. He was listed three times by Forbesmagazine among the top ten most powerful celebritiesin the world in 2011, 2012, and 2013. His most popular song is BABY
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12 EMINEM Marshall Bruce Mathers III(born October 17, 1972), [ 2 ]known professionally asEminem, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, and actor from Detroit, Michigan. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12and (with Royce da 5'9" half of the hip-hop duo Bad Meets Evil. Eminem is the best-selling artist of the 2000s in the United States. Rolling Stoneranked him 83rd on its list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, calling him the King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200. He has sold more than 172 million albums, making him one of the world's best-selling artists. As of June 2014, Eminem is the second-bestselling male artist of the Nielsen SoundScanera, the sixth-bestselling artist in the United States and the bestselling hip-hop artist, with sales of 45.1 million albums and 42 million tracks (including 31 million digital single certifications).After his debut album Infinite(1996), Eminem achieved mainstream popularity in 1999 with his The Slim Shady LP, which earned him his first Grammy Award for Best Rap Album. His next two releases, 2000's The Marshall Mathers LPand 2002's The Eminem Show, were worldwide successes, with each being certified diamondin US sales and both winning Best Rap Album Grammy Awards—making Eminem the first artist to win the award for three consecutive LPs. They were followed by Encorein 2004, another critical and commercial success. Eminem went on hiatus after touring in 2005, releasing Relapsein 2009 and Recoveryin 2010. Both won Grammy Awards andRecoverywas the best-selling album of 2010 worldwide—the second time he had the international best-selling album of the year (afterThe Eminem Show). Eminem's eighth album, 2013's The Marshall Mathers LP 2, won two Grammy Awards, including Best Rap Album; it expanded his record for the most wins in that category and his Grammy totalto 15. HIS BEST SONG IS Afraid |
goodheart02:Thanks bro. |
Nice writeup though,i had been a silent follower for a while now i guess its time to break the ice,i love your writup because you copy nobodies style,you are just yourself.You are really entertaining a dude up here.By the way am also a Writer and a Singer. |
One beautiful Sunday morning, I boarded a flight from Lagos to New York, as the plane taxied down the runway, I kept having this awkward feeling that something terrible would happen, owing to the fact that the weather was bad, but I was still confident that nothing would happen. As we took off and ascended into the skies, I was a bit calm. We experienced a few turbulence, then midway into the flight, we had a lightening strike, it was so violent that I could see some smoke coming out of the engine. Then the Pilot made an announcement over the PA system, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'm afraid to inform you that we have lost all four engines due to a lightening strike we just experienced now and we are losing altitude fast. Our flight engineers are battling to see whether we can restore some of the engines. In the mean, I expect all passengers to remain calm and follow the safety procedure I'm about to demonstrate incase our situation turns hopeless. Underneath your seats, you would see a life vest and a parachute, since you are going to need both, I expect you to put on your life vest and parachute, remember not to inflate your life vest inside the aircraft. Then make sure you walk towards the emergency door in a single file and take your turn to jump out of the aircraft. Remember to open your parachute somewhere between 3000-2000ft. If you look out the window now, you would see how I AM DOING IT. MAKE SURE YOU DO IT THE SAME WAY AND YOU WILL BE JUST FINE!" Cc:Lalasticlala Seun abeg come confirm. |
GUYS! If you are dating a beautiful girl, just know that a minimum of 3 guys per day tries their luck on her, which makes 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month, 1008 guys per year... Now tell me, can your girlfriend say no 1008 times ![]() Cc:Lalasticlala Seun ,abeg come work. Www.akposjokes.com |
Considering all your achievement,success,failure,badlucks,loss and goodluck.how did you feel this year?was it more negative or more positive. Come on be true to yourself,rate this year over 100.I will rate 45/100 and you?. Cc lalasticlala |
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Before going further let describe waptrick,waptrick is the most famous website of downloading games,apps,mp3,video and song lyrics. Many people including you never knew you can upload your song to waptrick,let start the explanation,its just a simple 3 step 1)upload your music to www.dropbox.com or www.2share.com.you can try on other website but thats the two most trusted website for waptrick 2)you might have seen an email written at the bottom side of www.waptrick.com,the email is for uploading file to waptrick,now send the name of the song,the artiste,the song genre,the country and the link of the song to wapload@ yahoo.com,make sure the topic of the email is Mp3 UPLOAD. 3)New music is uploaded to waptrick every 5 minutes,so within minutes your song may vanish to the bottom,this is how to keep your music at the top,start blogging,share it to your friends,in facebook,twitter,google+,linkelden and other social application until you get a minimum of 10,000 downloads to pin the music on top. ANYWAY,HOW MUCH UNA GO PAY ME?NA ONLY BOYS GO PAY O....,FOR THE GIRLS UNA KNOW WHERE I GO TAKE MY MONEY NA,ABEG SMILE. So straight to business,everything about upload to waptrick deals with email,am sure you know that,the email is wapload@ yahoo.com,am going to give you 3 ways in this blog and coming soon,goodnews for upcoming musicians and artistes. NUMBER 1 SOLUTION(this is for videos only)waptrick accepts youtube videos,dont ask me why but thats there terms and condition,so all you need to do now is to upload your video(any video) to youtube.com and then send the link of the video,video name and video category to wapload@ yahoo.com,try this 3 times and wait for about a week. SOLUTION 2(this is for mp3)email the artiste name,the song title,the song genre(i.e pop,hip hop,blues,r&b etc),country and album title(if its a single write single or leave it vacance),then tag the mp3,make sure its less than 6mb,try it 3 times and wait for a week. SOLUTION 3(for photos,animations,sound and themes) email the name of the photo,sound,theme etc,the genre(thats is celebrity,Bleep,3d,animal,movie etc),make sure the images are of mpeg or jpeg,then tag the sound,photo etc to the email and send it to wapload@ yahoo.com.thats all. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR UNA GIFT,ABEG OH. |
Before going further let describe waptrick,waptrick is the most famous website of downloading games,apps,mp3,video and song lyrics. Many people including you never knew you can upload your song to waptrick,let start the explanation,its just a simple 3 step 1)upload your music to www.dropbox.com or www.2share.com.you can try on other website but thats the two most trusted website for waptrick 2)you might have seen an email written at the bottom side of www.waptrick.com,the email is for uploading file to waptrick,now send the name of the song,the artiste,the song genre,the country and the link of the song to wapload@ yahoo.com,make sure the topic of the email is Mp3 UPLOAD. 3)New music is uploaded to waptrick every 5 minutes,so within minutes your song may vanish to the bottom,this is how to keep your music at the top,start blogging,share it to your friends,in facebook,twitter,google+,linkelden and other social application until you get a minimum of 10,000 downloads to pin the music on top. ANYWAY,HOW MUCH UNA GO PAY ME?NA ONLY BOYS GO PAY O....,FOR THE GIRLS UNA KNOW WHERE I GO TAKE MY MONEY NA,ABEG SMILE. So straight to business,everything about upload to waptrick deals with email,am sure you know that,the email is wapload@ yahoo.com,am going to give you 3 ways in this blog and coming soon,goodnews for upcoming musicians and artistes. NUMBER 1 SOLUTION(this is for videos only)waptrick accepts youtube videos,dont ask me why but thats there terms and condition,so all you need to do now is to upload your video(any video) to youtube.com and then send the link of the video,video name and video category to wapload@ yahoo.com,try this 3 times and wait for about a week. SOLUTION 2(this is for mp3)email the artiste name,the song title,the song genre(i.e pop,hip hop,blues,r&b etc),country and album title(if its a single write single or leave it vacance),then tag the mp3,make sure its less than 6mb,try it 3 times and wait for a week. SOLUTION 3(for photos,animations,sound and themes) email the name of the photo,sound,theme etc,the genre(thats is celebrity,Bleep,3d,animal,movie etc),make sure the images are of mpeg or jpeg,then tag the sound,photo etc to the email and send it to wapload@ yahoo.com.thats all. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR UNA GIFT,ABEG OH. |
Before going further let describe waptrick,waptrick is the most famous website of downloading games,apps,mp3,video and song lyrics. Many people including you never knew you can upload your song to waptrick,let start the explanation,its just a simple 3 step 1)upload your music to www.dropbox.com or www.2share.com.you can try on other website but thats the two most trusted website for waptrick 2)you might have seen an email written at the bottom side of www.waptrick.com,the email is for uploading file to waptrick,now send the name of the song,the artiste,the song genre,the country and the link of the song to wapload@ yahoo.com,make sure the topic of the email is Mp3 UPLOAD. 3)New music is uploaded to waptrick every 5 minutes,so within minutes your song may vanish to the bottom,this is how to keep your music at the top,start blogging,share it to your friends,in facebook,twitter,google+,linkelden and other social application until you get a minimum of 10,000 downloads to pin the music on top. ANYWAY,HOW MUCH UNA GO PAY ME?NA ONLY BOYS GO PAY O....,FOR THE GIRLS UNA KNOW WHERE I GO TAKE MY MONEY NA,ABEG SMILE. So straight to business,everything about upload to waptrick deals with email,am sure you know that,the email is wapload@ yahoo.com,am going to give you 3 ways in this blog and coming soon,goodnews for upcoming musicians and artistes. NUMBER 1 SOLUTION(this is for videos only)waptrick accepts youtube videos,dont ask me why but thats there terms and condition,so all you need to do now is to upload your video(any video) to youtube.com and then send the link of the video,video name and video category to wapload@ yahoo.com,try this 3 times and wait for about a week. SOLUTION 2(this is for mp3)email the artiste name,the song title,the song genre(i.e pop,hip hop,blues,r&b etc),country and album title(if its a single write single or leave it vacance),then tag the mp3,make sure its less than 6mb,try it 3 times and wait for a week. SOLUTION 3(for photos,animations,sound and themes) email the name of the photo,sound,theme etc,the genre(thats is celebrity,Bleep,3d,animal,movie etc),make sure the images are of mpeg or jpeg,then tag the sound,photo etc to the email and send it to wapload@ yahoo.com.thats all. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR UNA GIFT,ABEG OH. |
SurefireAsoOke:i think say you say make Jesus punish us for Aso rock. |
Nawa 4 9ja. 5 unmentioned miracles of Jesus Christ https://www.nairaland.com/2790477/5-unmention-miracles-ofjesus-christ#40833808 |
5 Unmentioned miracles of Jesus Christ. https://www.nairaland.com/2790477/5-unmention-miracles-ofjesus-christ#40833808 |
5 Unmentioned miracles of Jesus Christ https://www.nairaland.com/2790477/5-unmention-miracles-ofjesus-christ#40833808 |
kallmemrB:amen |
SurefireAsoOke:YOU SURE SAY YOU NO DEY CURSE US. |
AlfaSeltzer:You think say e dey easy,those babes self they beg Jesus for HUSBANDRY OR HUSBANDSHIP(I NO NO)NO BE ME TALK AM |
Demigods:Ya you are right. |
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming. 2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed. 3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him. 4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention. 5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i. [b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/] |
half of the hip-hop duo Bad Meets Evil. Eminem is the best-selling artist of the 2000s in the United States. Rolling Stoneranked him 83rd on its list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, calling him the King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200. He has sold more than 172 million albums, making him one of the world's best-selling artists. As of June 2014, Eminem is the second-bestselling male artist of the Nielsen SoundScanera, the sixth-bestselling artist in the United States and the bestselling hip-hop artist, with sales of 45.1 million albums and 42 million tracks (including 31 million digital single certifications).