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AFRICAN CHINA-MR PRESIDENT This is one of the most appreciated songs in Nigeria,this song talks about the crisis in Nigeria,he criticized our politicians saying that they are selfish,they just care about themselves and their family leaving the country in great difficulty.I just hope this song will make a change someday but until that day,we are still who we are.Nobody knows the way about of this african chinese guy,but if you know him or wherever he is for the past 5 years,tell him that his people wants him back.For more song by African China go listen to LONDON FEVER

Music in Nigeria had been a lucrative business ever since 2005 although Nigeria music industry originated in the 90s but it started being popular from 2001,2002.But what we are going to check now are quality music,music that spent nothing less than 3 monthes in Nigeria billboard.Although in this present decade everybody seems to be a musician coz i heard that some musicians cannot even write songs so why are they musicians,so go just go compose beat and scream into the beat thats just Nigerians wants for a song but God willl save us 1 day,we get no time for Akpako,Oyi and others let go straight to business.If i mistakenly makes any mistake please bear with me.



1 2FACE-AFRICAN QUEEN This is the most appreciated song in Nigeria and probably the first song by 2face,this is the song which made 2face whatever he is today.The song is an inspiring afropop which advice our african ladies,the song is telling you that you are beautiful the way you are,no need for make ups and eye pencil,i hope you learnt something from the song,The reason for its position as the first its because it spent up to 9 monthes in the billboard,the song try sha,for more songs by 2face,go listen to RAINDROP.

Youtube is the 3rd famous website in the world,Youtube is ranked 3rd after Google and Facebook.But Youtube is still the most famous streaming website.

But we have problems with youtube,it only allows you to stream videos but doesnt allow you to download it,thats why i came up with this thread.


HOW TO SAVE A VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE

Step 1 Open Youtube.com in your computer or mobile and locate and click the video to see Share Video Button and Watch Video button.

Step 2 Copy the Url or the link(am sure you know how to copy)

Step 3 Paste the link in http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch001002.htm and Click Download.thats all.

HOW TO SAVE MP3 FROM YOUTUBE

Step 1 Open Youtube.com and locate the homepage of the Video you wants its mp3 e.g locate Madonna like a Prayer to copy the mp3.

Step 2 Copy the link or Url

Step 3 paste the link in www.Theyoump3.net and click convert.

Step 4 after the conversion Click Download.

THATS ALL

Nothing wrong with those. FTC abi?

In bed, I was asking myself; "What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?" I found the answer right there in my very room.
The Roof said, "Aim High."
The Fan said, "Be Cool"
The Window said, "Expand your Vision."
The Clock said, "Every minute is Precious"
The Mirror said, "Reflect before you Act."
The Calendar said, "Be up to Date."
The Door said, "Push hard for your Goals."
The Floor said, "Always be down to earth."
The Toilet said, "Flush the Bad Habits that will Deter you."
The Wall said, "Share other's load."
The Wallet said, "Save now for future."
Then I looked at the bed and it said, "Cover yourself with blanket and go off to sleep!"

naughtynaughty:
You don't need any long rules to please me. Just gimme money


Money


Money


More money


Yea plenty money

If i give this money,money,money(you must be an ibo girl),will you give me everything i want including the S word?na question i just asked

Dahveydson:
Keep deceiving yourself.

which one of us is deceiving himself?

pet4ril:

SORRY

Harbosede02:
The poster above me isn't human

Wetin e be?e be goat?

Dahveydson:
Crap. Humans are insatiable, you can never please them.

You are the only insatiable person i have seen this year.

pet4ril:
Women, always complicated.... Imagine all the things you have to do compared with that of a man...... Anyways, am proud to be one

I know you are proud of dominating men,thats why you commented first.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a
psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of
space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes

My name is Epiphanus,i once reside with my family somewhere in Enugu,but i leaved with my aunty in kogi state,my family is a catholic family,but for my aunty she got no choice.

Am a writer and a singer,i leaved with my aunty since i was 11,but sometimes i feel like a catholic,you know catholic has great respect for reverend,but this incident changed that view.

Am a writer,i have sold my novels in some schools in enugu and kogi and that made me some kind of a celebrity,yes local celebrity for now.

Although this conversation is a bit funny but it was a bit irritating and annoying when it happened.

I came home to Enugu around July,just after my neco examination and my brothers started worrying me to go to confession,they told me that there is a probablity that every boarder had stolen at least once, which is true.

I came to confession arena,although the queue was much but i manage to exercise patience until it got to my turn,within me i know the only sin i did was lying because am a talkative and all talkative's are liars,so i waited extra 90 minutes before it got to my turn(thank God for that).

After the usual recitation
ME: father i have lied many times and i have stole things too,i came to ask for forgiveness for also the ones i dont remember.

FATHER:when was the last time you came for confession?

ME:About six monthes ago

FATHER:And you are telling me that you just lied and stole for the last six monthes

ME:Are you the God?are you the one to predict my sin?

FATHER:You dont fight?

ME:You wan make kids take me do football?my bone no strong na

FATHER:You don't jealous people who are richer?

ME: do i look like a woman?

FATHER: You don't chase girls

ME(angry):whats wrong with you,am always shy around girls,how can i be a womanizer probably a girlizer.

FATHER:I have been watching you,i have seen you with difference type of girls,i saw your hands around their waiste.

ME:Reverend,you too corrupt,those are my cousin sisters,i never toast a girl.


FATHER:Am giving you 3 chaplets for that,say the chaplets 3 times.

ME:When was the last time you sinned against the lord?

FATHER:I cant remember.

ME:You are a great liar but you have a matured female cook,am giving you 5 chaplets for that.


I STORMED OUT OF THE CHURCH VIBRATING WITH ANGER WHILE THAT PRIEST KEPT LAUGHING.

HungerBAD:
Eating?lol.

you wey get Monkey brain,why you dey laugh?

Agunnewi:
I have agree with except the sleeping part.

THATS IS THE MASTER OF ALL EXERCISES BRO,NO EXERCISE WORK WITHOUT IT

HawksDude:
Who plays ball everyday?

MY GRANDPA,HE BE CORRECT GUY MAN.

What is Exercise?exercise is any activity we do to be fit,developed or goodlooking,every part of the body has its own exercise,both the external and internal parts.Why do you exercise?i don't know for you but i do it for wickedness




1 PLAYING FOOTBALL Football is probably the most popular sports in the world,everone loves football including you,some play foot to gain balance,while others to be in shape,some to pass time others for wickedness,playing football can reduce the fat in the body thereby leaving the body in good shape.


2 WALKING We all walk everyday,or don't you?are you lame?sorry walking is an exercise because whenever you walk your Calve muscle get stronger while your knee streghten,walking can also reduce fat if you walk for a long time.


3 EATING You would'nt believe me,whenever you eat something chewable,your jaw rotate's creating a circle,chewing can help maintain an oval face,take a look at that girl that eats a lot of chewing gum.


4 WRITING Writing is the best exercise for the nerves,it abridge the nerve to the brain,best of hand workers,writing can make your nerve streghten,a good writer has the best nerve.


5 THINKING Whenever you are think,you are not in that particular place that you,thinking can give you a headache when you overwelm your brain but whenever you want to remember a word trying converting it to a song,i promise you,you will never forget it,Thinking is the best Exercise for the Medula.


6 CALCULATING Whenever you are calculating,your minds go far,calculating can help you control your emotions,dont over stress your medula because i say its an exercise.



7 SLEEPING Sleeping and relaxing are like the grandfather to the other exercises,no exercise can have an effect on you without relaxing your muscles,bones and mind,so therefore sleeping is the best exercise.



8 BREATHING Are you the type of person that get scared in small situation,are you depressed,the best medicine for depressed guy is breathing,go out there,ask any stammer how he control himself in serious situation,he will tell you that whenever he controls his breathing it blushes his lungs and kidney,so breathing is also an exercise for human software's LOL



9 SINGING We all know the truth,singing loudly can make you active,try it and see for yourself,whenever you wake up,just sing one Michael Jackson,Celine Dion or Bruno Mars song to enlighten yourself for the whole day,Singing can help develop your Vocal cord,that is your voice,create a more firmer and softer voice with singing.



10 SEX I don't know how to explain this one without calling restricted words but whenever you are having sex,i mean f*cking,the lady bossom(breast and ass) enlarge thereby making her more sexy,the guy build a better structure with creating six pack abs.


AM I WRONG?

Slimvincent:
Helo Lynx, whc website can i use to study how to write movie scripts, and how would you advice me on how to write one

i can tutor you on that,email me epiphanusking@gmail.com

gradeA:
You get time.

YES JUST TO PASS TIME,THATS WHY WE ARE HERE

Twaci:
*Number Four is Timaeus

*Number Seven's answer is bread. Notice how many times he turned stones to bread?
Even Devil get mind tempt am with Bread

*Number Eight is sushi (fresh fish). Jonah probably invented sushi if we really settle down to think about it....

YOU GOT THE 1ST TWO ANSWERS BUT YOU FAILED THE LAST ONE.

Answer 3 question and win 3 minutes of online shopping.

1)Who was the owner of that cock that crow when Peter denied Jesus Christ 3 times?

2)Which type of oil was John the beloved roasted with before he wrote revelation.

3)Who poured the water on the earth surface after God created earth.

4)Who was the father of Bartimaeus?

5)Which school did king Solomon attend?

6)Was moses really a stammerer,if yes prove it?

7)What is Jesus favourite food?

What has Jonah been eating for 3 days?

9)List the address of garden of eden?

10)How old was Mary when she went to heaven?

11)Paul was a graduate of what school?

12)How did Pharoh look like?

Please,na beg i dey beg,please stop abusing yourselves,stop these tribalism going on within yourselves

ifex370:
Yoruba's will always keep hating, that's why they never progress

abeg i no post this topic for abusing,you can call any tribe but dont dare abuse them.

Where do you think JUDAS ISCARIOT is from?viewing his actions,smartness and tediousness,where is he from.

Believe me JUDAS ISCARIOT is an African,and he looks much better like a West African,Believe me he is a Nigerian(he got their smartness) but the question here is.
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Which tribe in nigeria do you think JUDAS ISCARIOT is from

STARLIGHT MOVIES PRODUCTION ANNOUNCES ITS AUDICTION FOR THE MOVIE, THE LOST PRINCE,THIS IS THE 1ST OF ITS KIND,THIS IS JUST FOR DETERMINED ACTORS AND ACTRESSES,NOT EVERYONE CAN ACT BUT JUST BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT.

DATE The Audiction form starts opened on 1st Octomber 2015 to 20 November 2015,come get yours..

VENUE No 39 enugu road 9th mile corner,Udi L.G.A,Enugu state.(head office)

TIME 8AM till DAWN


OR CALL 08131290186(ORGANIZING MANAGER).

Goodluck.

MrKontrovErsy:
psquare nomba 1
so that makes ur list onpoint!

Wetin u dey talk about,dis guy really hate Psquare oh