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decatalyst:
Gone are those days when educative and informative posts grace Nairaland's front page!

So on point!
In fact lemme add another one.

Gone are the days when snakes were silently killed in the bush. Now snakes are made celebrities in Nairaland.

Gone are the days when girls were wooed through letter.

Gone are the days when phone call was made in phone boot.

Gone are the days in primary school when one could open a particular page in a reader and read all through without looking.

Gone are the days when one would see the same actor which was killed in a previous movie appear in another one and then wonder.

Gone are the days when cucumber was just a vegetable.

Gone are the days when beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...nowadays, beauty lies in the hands of the makeup artist.

Alright drop yours

My friend returned my phone with a blank screen. At first I thought it was entirely a screen problem not until I took a closer look at the screen before I discovered it's LCD backlight issue. The calibrator and all other functions are working perfectly and I even receive calls but backlight is messed up. Someone should proffer solutions please.... Thanks
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Mine doesn't even boot on. It's just blank when i try to switch it on...the only thing it does is to vibrant and then it'll remain blank. I wonder if there's also need for screen replacement....Please tell me there isn't.

Tolexander:
o ga o!

What has Manchester United FC done to compensate the family of this fan who died supporting the club?

You dey naija, you dey form passionate supporter of a football club in UK wey no sabi anything about your existence.

Some football fanatics sha!

RIP!

Dude, what happened was just an accident - one someone would least expect. Not that he undertook something risky for the club and thus the result. It happened in a cinema where people gather to watch.It could happen to you.
Show some sympathy please!

"struggle continues" of course

Aminu Waziri Tambuwal governor of Lagos state? OP nawa o for u o

nice thread. I look forward to learning more

Bro, a woman can not just make you responsible for a pregnancy. Women know exactly who is responsible for their pregnancy no matter how many men they sleep with. You'll be making a mistake if you totally believe that you're not responsible for the pregnancy, especially because of your method sex. That being said, my advice is that you "play the fool" as someone said, and wait for her to put to birth then go for DNA test to confirm the final owner of the pregnancy.

lol. It's obvious. She is more of white.

INTROVERT:
He's not sleeping, hell no, he's just looking at the insides of his eyelid..... Or maybe pretending like that our NIGERIAN governor

Hilarious

it's simple. Sell the system and buy a battery.

MathsChic:
Are you guys that dumb? Wikipedia did not update it. Some random person did.

Sure I know every bit of info found in wiki was written by some persons but what matters is the platform responsible for it and not the person. I, saying wiki updated it, am not wrong. Know the difference now. FYI, your use of dumb here is offensive.

I decided to find out more about Adesua on wikipedia owing to her recent engagement with Banky W when i stumbled upon this striking but quick update. Wikipedia has updated Adesua's biography which includes her being engaged to Banky W. That's so awesome!

well I don't think it's directed to a friend. it's about workers day I'm sure. OP this is misleading.

skylane:
My people do not be decieved by another man's carnality,some cud be mere sleep paralysis,but I assure some are evil forces afilliated,av experienced it times,[b]hav u asked urself why does it happen weneva u sleep facing up?[/b]look even the whites who don't believe in such might have demons far dan we africans,there are some demons in charge of dis exp,I hav gone so far in researching abt demons,and hav even encountered,wen I thought dey were just a myth,succubus,incubus (night sex demons)hav hand in dese,please pray weneva it happens,neva look at it with mere eyes

Sometimes it happens to me irrespective of my sleeping position.

brandonobi:
Im not sure mine is d same but it goes like this, I would always be in a dream, in the dream i can't move properly, like theres a magnetic force pulling me to lie down, my eyes would be closing and I would be forcing it open, in reality I'm trying to open my eyes and move but my eyes can't stay open, can't get up either, like I'm kinda trapped in the dream while trying to wake up

I'm pretty sure it's same sleep paralysis...so long as ure conscious of the environment but can't move.

give me links to download the boss baby, despicable me 3 and fast and furious 8, please

pathetic.... RIP

tragic.... I can see people embarking on marathon

Obviously there's no smart ass here. well the answer is incredibly stupid.... u just need to think outside the box.

fuckerstard:
Dat na why i put question mark, i weak for this kain exam. National anthem easy o

That's why it's called Brain Teaser

Smart41:
Y u dey call me?

So u can provide the answer

fuckerstard:
This thing hard o
4+4 =8 + + 9- 4 =6 13 8

9-4=5

Can't believe I read this piece to the end. Mehn this guy too like money. I think the deal is fair for him to go with given that the contract terminated last year. Whatever he gets this year is a succour. But I guess the misunderstanding is that fact that he thought it was till 2017 instead of 2016. O just hope they settle it amicably. It's a nice book by the way.

Once upon a time!

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InstantGold:
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RIP to the dead. Pathetic