ACT V

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ACT III

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ACT I, SCENE I

A town crier is busy with his announcement equipment, heralding the latest decree by King Ishi.



TOWN CRIER: Heeeeeeeh! People of Afia, King Ishi, the Lion that seats on the throne of Afia has commanded me to tell you all that he is ready to give out his daughter's hand in marriage. Heeeeeh! People of Afia, King Ishi, the Lion that seats on the throne of Afia has commanded me to tell you all that he is ready to give out his daughter's hand in marriage.

(He continues hitting his equipment together and repeating the message. A woman pulling her little son pass him by, a man riding a bicycle with cassava stems on its carriage pass him by, a maiden and a lad with hoes on their shoulders pass him by, the maiden poked the lad, they laugh. The Town Crier continues his duty till he passes Ejike and Ogwueru.)

OGWUERU: (Adjusting the hunting gun hanging on his shoulder.) Ejike what does that mean?

EJIKE: The King wants his daughter to https://egbechopublishers..com/2021/03/son-of-tortoise-act-i-written-for.html?m=1


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Every human is a child of God. There is no one that is d'evil's child. D'evil deserve no glory, d'evil created nothing.

We are all God's children. We are of different sexes, varieties of colour, race, height, shape, tongue, reasoning. We even have different taste buds but we are all His children.
But there are some children that have left their father's house. The Father will keep calling on them but they won't listen, they go into the world, they do just what they like. Take whatever they can in the world anyhow they want. The rain and the sun still rest on them. The Father is https://egbechopublishers..com/2021/03/why-all-humans-are-children-of-god.html

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PART 3
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Port Harcourt, the capital of Rivers State, which is also fondly known as the capital of Nigeria shook Nigeria yesterday with their ENDSARS protest. Protests have been going on in all the states over police brutality especially in the Special Anti-Robbery Squad department. They have indulged in extorting, raping, killing and assaulting of innocent citizens of Nigeria. The Governor of Rivers State, Nyeson Wike had cancelled the protest scheduled for 13th of October 2020 on the 12th following an announcement from the Inspector General Police that SARS has been dissolved. The people of Port Harcourt rebuffed....taaah rugged you.... https://egbechopublishers..com/2020/10/all-best-memes-rugged-ph-vibes-captions.html

PART 2

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I knew what I saw in that cop, I see a man winning to lose, he squints on me and scoffs. Five minutes, ah see two other cops with him sharing a coffee. I shoot, young children, I need love and coffee is one of them. He goes ‘uuugh, the woman is crazy. They smile like white wolves and right there, ah knew, ah knew that I needed to defeat them, I was behind walls but you know what walls do? They fall, ask Jericho. I shouted to them and that’s my normal voice, to you I’m shouting, yeah, yeah but truly I was whispering so I whisper shout to them, the way you three gathering it’s like trinity, evil trinity, you Judas Iscariot, you and you came with the 30 pieces of silver, who’you guys selling, tell me, Jesus cannot not be sold over and over again right in front of me, pah pah, I won’t accept that. He goes, ‘be quiet.’ I say shut up and listen I will use wisdom to defeat y’all traitors on my soul.
Five ants plus five ants is equal to ten ants, tenants. They surprised, I laughed so hard before throwing another one, Donald Trump has a pet called that trumpet, they go ‘ooooh’ they feeling me. I say, if a snake bites me, I get five minutes to live then I let the snake bite me again so I can get extra five minutes to live. They laughed and brethren, soon I was sitting and they were around me looking at my mouth like starved children, really starved of wisdom. I spilled again, respect people with pot belly because they are the only ones that gat the evidence that they have swallowed their pride. Real men give their salaries to their women but a real woman rejects it. If you haven’t found your Eve or Adam, then you are..... https://egbechopublishers..com/2020/10/a-madea-escape-to-business-part-2.html


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I get to stand in the midst of my half family members, it is like shrine, shine, I’m a star and Bam and Hattie, the witches by my side looking like what they are, do you hear me say what they are, what they are haven’t hit earth yet, if it does, it will be end time. Hattie said she’coming with me, Bam drags me an eye she’coming too? I say no hell, no hell, we are not the three wise men, not the three musketeers and not the three thieves. Bam goes ‘three thieves?’ Hattie makes ‘ehmmmm?’ With her glasses up on one nose. I say Jesus is a thief too, he stole my heart. ‘Forgive her father, she don’know nothing,’ Bam said raising the Halleluiah. I need me a space, that’s all, that’s all ah know, ah know, y’all family is not family, y’all let my cat eat my dog. I’m a yeah so I’m gon roll, I need me a man, a job, a car, a responsible house and a man and a man dog. ‘How much time you’gon say man, I do need a man too,’ Hattie says. She is a photocopy of what everyone needs, wet cat. I need to live, live like a single hot girl that I am. It’s been long the men out there got them honorary awards on the kind of ass they dealing with.
I got killed seven times in this family and that’s an odd number, you see that so twice has he spoken, once have I heard. Send my condolences and regard to my brothers and their down spring, up spring, offspring, now I got it, offspring. ‘Anybody die? Anybody die?’ Hatties asked the sky. Y’all killed me seven times, I’m dead, I’m dead, give them my condolences. Bitches, bitches do not follow me, support my dreams by leaving me alone, alone to my goals cos I am Madea and I got goals. I said that, yea, I said that putting on my dark peng glasses on my suede shoe and..... https://egbechopublishers..com/2020/10/a-madea-escape-to-business-written-for.html


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