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Politics / Re: FG Is Not Sharing ₦30,000 To Nigerians. Ignore Any Website Saying they Are by Epunch1(m): 2:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
Meaning the Fucking FG is not even planning to do anything for their so called citizens as relieve at the trying times this is tragedy and it says allot about this administration so much for "to love Nigeria with all my strength, to defend its fucking unity"
Crime / Re: Please South Africans Should Kill The Igbos And Spare Yourubas - Adeyinka by Epunch1(m): 9:59am On Sep 06, 2019
Postanalyser:
one dead Igbo is more important than 20 living yorubas
Romance / Re: Gentle Giant: Meet Brazil’s Tallest Man Who Fell In Love With Small Woman by Epunch1(m): 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2019
Craziestgirl:
Cute.

Brings to mind the saying
'There's no height that love can not surmount.'
LOL you mean P***sy right? but come to think of it small women like(love) long thing ooo if you know you know!!
Celebrities / Re: RMD Poses With Olu Jacobs, His Wife, Their Son With His Wife & Their Baby by Epunch1(m): 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2019
kunkelhanspeter:
Menh dis girl bobby no be here oh chai!!!!
lol this one nah Cowbell!!! our milk!!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Post Your Yahoo ID Here and Chat With Friends on YM by Epunch1(m): 2:16pm On Jun 06, 2019
CANDYmaraz:
am bored
+2348125940263
how bored are you?
Politics / Re: Governor Ihedioha Using Old Nokia Phone (Photo) by Epunch1(m): 9:42am On Jun 06, 2019
adecz:
sad sad

This is sign backwardness &
stinginess, not humility.

Imo citizens should be prayerful,
for this man likely come and take them backwards,

the same way we initially hailed Buhari, only
for him to come and take us back, 30 years.

You go to a millionaires house and see him using
1970s black and white TV and say he is
humble?

Don't say I didn't warn you. My dear are you sure he took us back 30years cos i would have love it ooo i mean when 1naira is equals to 1dollar abi?
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Danjuma, Lekwot, Others Take Nigeria’s Case To UK by Epunch1(m): 9:27am On Jun 06, 2019
datopaper:
Is buhari so powerful that we Nigerians can't do anything about his governance.
well, he is not but this is where religion and ethnicity comes in, its like a tool used to distract us from organizing ourselves against these people. if you know you know.

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Crime / Re: Inmate Gives Birth To Twins In Calabar Prison (Photos) by Epunch1(m): 3:34am On Apr 21, 2019
tupac's back!!!!
Politics / Re: US Observer Group Says Election Shortcomings Orchestrated To Benefit Incumbent, by Epunch1(m): 6:04pm On Mar 17, 2019
donstan18:
Americans are more dangerous than this APC government.
you dey ma for brain... i swear!!!!
Education / Re: Dash: What Is The Correct English Word For Giving One Money Without Taking Back? by Epunch1(m): 8:12am On Feb 18, 2019
cHARITY.....
Politics / Re: See This Funny Sanwo-Olu Campaign Poster I Saw In A Danfo Bus Today by Epunch1(m): 10:40pm On Feb 03, 2019
i want to vote backward when 1usd is 150 naira n even back when 1barrel of crude oil is sold 4 100usd. u hear?
Politics / Re: CCB Act That Indicts The Suspended CJN, Justice Walter Onnoghen by Epunch1(m): 7:53am On Feb 02, 2019
post=75341208:
Guys should know better by now.......
THATS PETER OBI OOO
Politics / Re: 10 Dead Judges Among Newly Appointed Election Petition Tribunals’ Members by Epunch1(m): 7:22am On Jan 28, 2019
IamPopular:
Who compiled the list? Omoghen or tanko
they said newly oh! so use ur brain its tanko.

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Crime / Re: Efcc Found Yahoo Boys Den Where They Are Training New Members by Epunch1(m): 6:44pm On Dec 01, 2018
So what about the ones wey dey carry the public funds out to stack for outside aka "money laundry" Bloody politicians yet you go see about 15 poopoo godey follow them around like say the money dey fallout from their pocket....
Education / Re: Students In Niger State Served Noodles And Egg In Polythene Bag by Epunch1(m): 8:39am On Nov 25, 2018
Alepa:


Show us what you eat as lunch .
Or brunch.
Stop saying nonsense.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this .
Even food vendors here in the west sell food inside nylon for people . Stop making a mountain out of an ant hill.
If these kids were given plates and spoons . Many of these plates will be destroyed.
Or . Let’s assume they want to take them back and wash them so the kids can use them again . There’s no way these plates and spoons will be washed clean .
Well. You don’t have to agree with me .
But there’s nothing wrong with this food inside nylon
May you and your phamily eat in neyloyn bags Amen

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Education / Re: Students Who Took Examination Cheating To Another Level by Epunch1(m): 1:29pm On Nov 23, 2018
Divay22:
Book way no wan enter head go follow enter exam hall grin grin
ngbo association....lol back in the days 09/10
Crime / Re: Private Investigator Unmasks Nigerian Scammer - BBC by Epunch1(m): 7:27am On Nov 23, 2018
IjebuWarrior:


Great! I rather give Hausa pple my land than Savage cannibals! Hausa pple are mostly meek, honest and reliable individuals UNLIKE you savages. Perhaps, I won't have to fear being in a pot of soup for some savage to devour.. grin grin
Carry on "dont stop till you get enough' MJ says so. RIP.
Crime / Re: Private Investigator Unmasks Nigerian Scammer - BBC by Epunch1(m): 4:50pm On Nov 21, 2018
IjebuWarrior:


Isn't it so funny how you okoro savages detest your Yoruba masters.

We gave you house to live, food to eat, clothes to wear, jobs to work et al.. here on our soil yet, you come on here to spew nonsense. Bunch of ingrates! angry

You guys are so deluded, you even call yourselves jew. Hahahaha... grin grin Chai, never in my life have I met insane bunch of sociopaths. undecided
DEY there dey reason igbos mata while hausa dey take your land small small.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Scammer, Bayo Awonorin Extradited To UK Over £12M Money Laundry by Epunch1(m): 3:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
jbreezy:
Baba yu don fall my hand...dos flat heads will strt blabbing now without knowing yu were influenced by uche
if fit swear with my life 'nah yarubas start scam for this zoo' believe!!!
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Horse by Epunch1(m): 3:00pm On Nov 21, 2018
adadike:
If only Fulani herdsmen will agree to use condoms on those innocent cows...
lol you don see dem or nah hear you dey hear? just saying oo
Crime / Re: Private Investigator Unmasks Nigerian Scammer - BBC by Epunch1(m): 2:13pm On Nov 21, 2018
IjebuWarrior:
I knew it.. na dem e go be. Imagine, na Ibadan dis one dey stay again. They're just all over the Yoruba-lands not, only Lagos as they usually claim.
But why are these IPOB pigs running from their potor-potor jungle sef? Wetin dem dey run from sef? undecided I don't blame them na... just the same way everybody wan go Yankee and Europe.. grin
you no get sense oo! you dey there dey make noise if i must say something here abeg ibadan who even get em now? hausa or yoruba? for me i'll say hausa cos them get caliphate there. and as for you yorubas you all are cowards. una no get mouth at all. you should know this by now. cos without igbos in the country both una and hausa nogo try stay together you know this too. abi?
Crime / Re: Private Investigator Unmasks Nigerian Scammer - BBC by Epunch1(m): 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2018
kestolove95:
Na igbo...Biafra people
my dear what does that one mean now? so if nah hausa what you'd you have said? 'nah Hausa arewa people' i swear the geographical expression need to divide itself ooo

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Business / Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by Epunch1(m): 7:41pm On Nov 18, 2018
I was 23 then buh i no go lie nah G ooo! and its was my first time in the business.... shout out to you boo boo @SNewby Sydney Australia.

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Romance / Re: My Recent Breakup Experience - I Couldnt Tolerate Disrespect by Epunch1(m): 4:02pm On Nov 12, 2018
Eberechi24:
break up in, wake up ko

lets wait until she comes get her thiñgs.
lol shey if nah you be she or nah she be you, nah dat tym you go get your grove back abi? ie as you come to tak you things you go use trap em back i know you nah.... wink wink wink wink
Romance / Re: My Recent Breakup Experience - I Couldnt Tolerate Disrespect by Epunch1(m): 3:53pm On Nov 12, 2018
pocohantas:
Date fine girls like us that drive 2015 cars and earning in 6digits, they will say no, "Our wahala is too much". Continue doing UBER o grin
LOL pity for us ooo..... slay queen! nah only you waka come abi? no offence

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Has Had An Abortion Before? by Epunch1(m): 9:15am On Nov 12, 2018
Amakababe:
what lady (age 18-45) hasn't done an abortion before.
all na wash.
u suppose dey thank her for telling u sef lolz.
women don't usually say things like this, unless she really loves you, its to grave things. fool, go on your knees and thank her.
Madam their lots of ladies that have not done abortion before ooo nah.. why you dey talk like say you no know this? that been said well, it still dont mean at all if you love her and she is still fit to bore a child then why not if not.
Politics / Re: Corruption: What Buhari Said In France by Epunch1(m): 8:01am On Nov 12, 2018
whirlwind7:
Isn't it funny that when any one of these paid asslickers here posts a topic to launder an almost non existent image of their "mai integrity", they notify their comrades first, so they can quickly invade the thread and flood it with their dumb chants of "Sai baboon till $1 equals N1. Sai baboon till Ajegunle becomes California". You lots are so pathetic. grin


Hope your respective families are aware the shyte you go through everyday online, trying to defend someone who's a damn sight more dumber than you are?

I really think you guys deserve some pity, and a little more raise in your stipends. E no easy at all grin grin
If its even a northerner their canvassing for it would have been different. ogas and madams that impostor is not and will never be buhari oooo if nah lie check burhari from 2015 pictures and that of now and see for yourself once and for all and concentrate. this people don use nigeria play.
Politics / Re: APC Aspirants Paid Between N15 & N60million To Secure Tickets - Saharareporters by Epunch1(m): 9:29am On Nov 11, 2018
maybachmusic:



mumu confused zombie

undecided undecided undecided undecided
Power belong to the people but even most people dont know this, the dominant parties and others aswell should be showed the way out by disenfranchising them(everything polities) come 2019. by not voting at all. they(political elites) knows this very well that is why they'er using religion and tribalism against the people. my brother and sister anymore that tells you the Nigeria will be great again with this constitutions of our from 1999 is a scam and a liar ooo!!!! this is the only way. Power belongs to the people so why dont we take it back and do with it want we want right? Which is a Country of our dreams that is if we agreed on remaining one oo. Now this is what some part of the country dont want to hear. lol but who you help? just do the right thing first you can never tell cos under good arrangement we can still remain one but not by force you get em abi? long live the old 'Eastern Nigeria' long lives Biafra "Land of the rising sun" and of course Her fallen heroes.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Reactions In Bed After Sex by Epunch1(m): 2:47pm On Nov 10, 2018
you don do wefin dey you mind abi?
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Intercourse When They Visit Guys by Epunch1(m): 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2018
highqueen:
Wetin full average black man's mind is sex. God help us.
lol like say no be females want em pass if not yet a female get angry with you ejaculate early.... just say ooo!

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