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Seems like you went for auditioning.

YourNemesis:
Which one is contestant candidates again?

lol Smoke screen they want to use to cover our eyes, to make it seem like the process is transparent ~ like most of the contestants there are not pre-slected people with 'long leg'.....

Lol, funny you

soviete:
batch B stream 2 corper ? Yes ..relcocating to Rivers ? No seeing u now..i wish i did. ....don't mind me jare ..I'm just dreaming

Any batch b stream 2 corper relocated to cross river here?

I wonder why the brides are wearing blue instead of red beads tho

How true is it? How true is the fact
that a girl who opens her legs on the
first day is cheap and easy. She is
unregarded, not wife material, often
times dumped and seen as a hoe with
no values.

When a girl plays hard to get for five
months, she becomes important and
glorified right? She is automatically
useful and respected, she is adored
and wanted, she's a "take home". S*x
is finally called love making and not
"straffing"

How true is it?


www.ericadianas.com/2017/02/does-sx-on-first-day-means-shes-cheap.html?m=1

Just passing

"He escaped in the process"... smh. Nigeria police though.

Yet again, Bobrisky has decided to shock us this year as he is about to drop his single 'Oshey Baddest' featuring his music producer 'Seuncee'. Who would have thought that the cream expert also has an eye in music?? Certainly not me!


Bobrisky was seen snapchatting about this song few days ago and apparently he sounded very excited screaming continuously "I love this song".

I honestly cannot wait to hear the song immediate it drops and watch how it would hit the market. Make I see wetin Bobby done do again


I would later be dropping a link to where you can get this jam downloaded...You can click here to check later

http://www.ericadianas.com/2017/01/oshey-baddest-by-bobrisky-ft-seuncee.html

thank you dear

GGirll:
well, i agree to some extent, nice write-up [color=#006600][/color]

thank you. lol, abi?

Pprovost:
Nice write up sis. But I think two of above signs are enough for any real guy to find his way

"Here I was, thinking she was still in love with me this past one year" he said to me as he turned to face me with brokenness in his eyes. I never knew guys too could get heartbroken till I saw my 26 year-old cousin torn apart after he found out his 3 year-old relationship had turned out to be a total waste of time, money, energy and emotions.


"Wasn't there a way you would have found out that Amaka was no longer interested in you? Didn't you notice her change in attitude or anything?" I kept asking him in the forewalls of my thoughts. I dare not ask him out loud, especially now that he was in a bad place. I simply just stared at him not wanting to be too close or emotional, I didn't know exactly how to comment to his brokenness because the said Amaka was my very close friend.

"I knew she changed, she no longer cared about me over time. She stopped being excited and I thought.....I thought probably she was having family issues. Apparently, I was wrong". Yea, he replied to my thoughtful questions even though I didn't ask. I couldn't bear watching him feel so terrible. I knew Amaka was tired of the relationship long ago because she told me. I couldn't be so direct with him but I tried to tell him. Ayo would never listen to me.... Now see what has happened.

I excused myself and walked out of his bedroom, out of his house but not out of his life. Obviously, we are family and family always are stuck together.

Like I earlier said, I knew Amaka lost total interest in my cousin because she told me. When a girl begin to lose interest in a guy, here are some of the things she starts manifesting.

1. She no longer gets jealous. If she was the type of girl that used to accuse you of sleeping or making out with someone else or if she use to nag you about spending time with your female friends and of a sudden she stops. She stops caring if you spend forever with a female, then my brother...beware!

2. She lets you do the talking. As we know it, Ladies like to talk on and on and on. She talks about her day to her nails to her boss in the office to what she thinks about Nigeria and everything "talkable". In fact, most of the time she is the communication initiator. When you start realizing that you do virtually all the talking, she barely talks to you about anything, the conversation is as flat as a dead tyre....then that's a sign.

3. She takes no effort to look good in front of her once dear boyfriend. Ladies tend to wanna always look good for their spouse. They wanna wear the best make-up just to appeal his eyes. When a girl has lost her ability towards a guy, when she no longer cares about looking good for him....then, there is a problem.

4. When she misses your call, she doesn't care to call back. Normally, she'll call you a thousand times when she gets a missed call from you but when you call a million times and get no call in return or get one few days after then be getting prepared for a break up small small.

5. She prefers to hang out with her friends than with you. Of a sudden, she just falls in love with her females friends. So much that she can't accommodate you. She spends time with them, she would rather be with them than with you and of course you notice it as unusual.

6. She reply your texts/chats lately and vaguely. You send a text or you try to chat her up on whatsapp but she replies with a single word or a short phrase leaving out so many details and she'll take forever to do it.

7. She talks about other guys even though the are just friends. If the only time you see her happy and have a detailed conversation with you is when she talks about other guys, then the babe is tired of you af.

8. She doesn't want you to touch her. (No kissing o, No touching o) I guess you understand this one yourself.

9. She snaps out of the "our future together" talk. When ever you bring the "in-five-years-from-now" topic, shes always quick to change it.

10. She doesn't ask questions about you anymore. She barely ask how you are doing or cares about your details

11. You just know that there is a space between you and her. The best detector is yourself. Just that many a time, we fail to trust our guts but deep down you'll know that the bae doesn't want you and she's giving you enough reason to do the break up yourself.

Biko.....add yours!

Source:http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/12/11-sure-signs-to-know-she-is-no-longer.html

JW alert!

Does your Christmas feel like mine?
I really want to know.
Is it just me?
Am I missing something or you feel the same way too.
My house is packed with 17 extended family members yet I feel so lonely and left out;
I feel so old at such a young age.
I don't hear the giggle bells or see the imaginary snow men I use to see when I was 7.
I didn't reflect back to the birth of Jesus like I did last year.
I don't see the essence why everyone was so busy in the market on December 24th
Or why things were so expensive.



I don't get why there is a rush.
I don't get why lovebirds are making me feel like I'll die single before next year.
I don't get why there is so much alcohol in the fridge or why my street is decorated with colourful ribbons.
I don't understand why money is being knocked out for a two seconds loud sounded pleasure, disturbing the innermost part of my brains.
I don't understand why the traffic kept me for 3 hours today on my way back from the market on the 24th (I was forced to go by my granny).



I don't get it because the society is....or rather has built a vague thought in our minds over time.
It has distracted us from essense and imprisoned us in pretence.
We no longer see Christmas as a time when the saviour was born but as a time to just celebrate (For reasons we don't even recongise).
Marketers see it as a time to promote their businesses,
Girls see it as the best time to open their legs.
We see it as a time to explore rather than to secure our minds for the Lord Jesus Christ.
Or as a time to just be happy (by force) for reasons we actually can't deep our hands into.



Christmas is today right?
See that as a reason for the very first time to scream "Thank God its Sunday"
"TGIS" or "TGIC" (or whatever you wanna scream).
See it as a time to appreciate the fact that a saviour was born onto you.
As a time to be glad, happy, generous, all because one man took it upon him self to take the bullets (oh! Sorry.....The nails) for your sake.
And maybe......I might have a beautiful reason to not feel lonely is the midst of more than a dozen loved ones.


Source: http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/12/what-you-need-to-do-this-christmas.html?m=1

maraji all the way....biko, remove Bob Risky from the list. Plus is it just me or has craze clown gone mute for sometime now??

I started blogging to find expression and to inspire others.
Really didn't initially start for the money.
http://www.ericadianas.com

their cup of tea. http://www.ericadianas.com

I can't relate to the bed space tho....too fine. http://www.ericadianas.com

Ever had the cruising thought that night journeys are the best? No heat from sunlight, no hold ups on the road, and of cause; no stress worrying about what you would wear, it's actually 'dark'... Well... I did too, until..... I had my slice from life's bitter lemon lolz.


#Biting lips#

I actually went to get a swim suit that I forgot on my last visit to granny; my swimming class was scheduled for the following day. This was around 8:34pm in the evning; (quite late, i know) but I had some stuffs to fix up in school.


After arranging the swim suit in my bag, i set out for school, though the time was really late and the Sun had completely gone to sleep. My granny tried to talk me into staying back because of the time but I insisted on returning to school, hammering on the fact that i had swimming class to start by 8am and her house is really far from my school; I wouldn't be able to meet up on time.


Finally... *feeling victorious*,

I boarded a straight bus which was suppose to take me to school, and sat at the extreme right corner of the last row, surfing the net as the bus zoomed in high speed causing the wind to caress my face with it's gentle touches. Suddenly!! A very new and clean Mercedes-Benz intersected my bus with a loud #bash# by the side i was sitting, and practically hitting me directly. In a moment of seconds, the bus was off the road with all its passengers screaming in their different native dialects, everybody except me; I couldn't even feel my body.


After the bus had stopped moving, the passengers were looking at me waiting to see my reaction and the 'blood' that would gush out of my body, but then, I smiled and muttered the word "help!" Quickly they got me off the bus and on the ground beside the road.


The bonnet of the Mercedes-Benz was totally destroyed and it's driver not minding the situation on ground, focused more attention punching the bus driver, but people held him and were screaming that it was his fault.


Twas while I was still reviving from the shock that a friend saw me, stopped by and offered me a ride to school. I was feeling pains all over my body, i couldn't move without assistance for sometime, I couldn't even swallow food and its the major reason why I couldn't post anything over the weekend. But Thank God I didn't sustain any injury, break any bone, or lose my life. I am forever grateful.


Would have taken pictures of the injured Mercedes-Benz but then it totally skipped my mind so I stole this one up there from Google... Lols.

http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/11/and-i-came-out-alive-in-road-accident.html

Do you sometimes feel that your clothes look cheap?

Maybe you bought it along the road (winks*) and you are not confident about it. 


Probably it was of really low quality and you always don't slay cause your outfit game always look cheap af

Well, those days are over!!


I actually know how it feels like to see those Instagram slayers, slay off their outfits and having you feel like your wardrobe is a disaster. You probably would want to look as good but you don't have funds, gadgets or you generally don't just know how to properly represent your wears.


Well, here are some certain rules or rather tricks that will make cheap clothes look expensive, game your slay quest and enhance your overall appearance.


Press, it wouldn't kill. I know how frustrating 'NEPA' could be with providing us electricity but as much as you can, always press(iron) your clothes. An expensive rumpled piece of fabric is as good as a rag (that's how serious it is). So ensure you press your clothes often so you'll look responsible, clean and expensive. I know a story of how a guy won best dressed graduating student with just a few dangling pieces of clothes in his wardrobe (No, sorry I meant Ghana-Must-Go). When he was asked how come he always looked good, he said he struggled to keep his iron up and running.


Make it fit. When clothes look over syllabus, they tend to look cheap. Most people would even conclude that the clothe was given to you on charity (Them dash am). If you purchase clothes that are "bigger" than you (whether cheap or expensive), endeavour to take them to the tailor to amend for you so they'll fit perfectly and game your slay. If a sleeve is too wide, or a shoulder is too narrow, or a pant leg is too long or too loose, the piece is going to look cheap. Period! Even if it costs a million dollars, if it doesn't fit well, it's just going to look like garbage.


Remove dead details. It wouldn't hurt if you remove worn out buttons and beads. You can replace them with good new ones just to generally make the clothe look neater and better. Tip: Gold botton generally make clothe look expensive.


Facials and skin. Make sure your face is on point. For females, tidy up your makeup (if you don't know how to, please stick with the basics). For males, freshen up your face, clean up your beard or shape them in a nice and responsible way.

Make sure your skin is healty with the right kind of moisturizer ( It really doesn't have to be expensive, I use baby pears - Its N400). Please dont be like Bobrisky.


Clean up your accessories. Make sure your bag, shoes, shades.... (whatever) are cleaned up. You can't be wearing clothes that look good with worn out accessories. Polish up the 'polishable' shoes, amend the torn bags and you will be riding on top of your slay.


NOTE: This is only effective if you practice them.

If you have any other suggestions, please roll it in.

http://www.ericadianas.com

Please check mine for lifestyle and relationship
www.ericadianas.com

I was on my way to my best friend's place yesterday when a black sporty car grounded to halt beside me. I wasn't at my best and I'm not actually used to cars halting for me on the road, so, I continued walking. The car moved along with me as it continuously made a 'beep beep' sound, causing awareness like it's judgement day.

Innocently i said to myself that probably the driver wanted help with directions so I stopped to give him some attention.
"Good evening" I said after he rolled down his window deliberately making me feel the chilled air that escaped from his A.C. I couldn't see his face because it was very dark, but then he replied "Good evening pretty, where are you heading to, i could drop you off".
#Gush#
His voice was as calm and romantic as a waterfall and it was almost sweeping me off my feet, but I didn't wanna act as though I was desperate so I told him that my destination was just a few blocks away. This flawless stranger insisted; saying he'd drop me off no matter how short the distance was.

*Rolling my eyes *

Well... I hopped into the car, and he increased the music to a very high volume. I'm really not good with cars so I can't say what car it was; but it was something i havn't seen before. Totally 'Sleek and comfy', making me feel like one better person inside lol.

The usual; He asked for my name, level and department, I answered and without looking at my face he said; "You look like someone that needs a lot of help and I really would want to help you".
I thought; God has finally sent my helper after years of singing "my helper o....", but then I felt sorry for myself that by barely looking at me, he knew I needed help.
He switched on the light in the car to check for something and what I saw was as shocking as death....

Well, maybe not exactly death; but I was so shocked that I almost screamed "Blood of Jesus". This man's face was as old and wrinkled as my grand fathers', in fact ancestors'. He had a very handsome face inside the old skin with a very young voice, but damn!!! I thought he was young and i was already rating him potential boyfriend.

At this point? I was starting to feel uncomfortable as he drove past my friends house and said he wanted to get me something to eat. I would have insisted on him taking me to her place first, but curiosity lured me as I wanted to see what this man would do.

We got to a restaurant ahead and he bought me a meal to feed my entire generation at a blow. He didn't allow me come out of the car because he said his 'fellow' professor friends were there with small girls like me and he didn't want them to see me and steal me away.

*Yeah u ryh... He's a prof *
He got me suya worth N5000, 3fish barbecue, a pack of canned Malta Guinness and 4 pieces of heavy weighed chicken and chips.

I was dumbfounded, I knew the food was gonna get spoilt because I couldn't possibly eat all of that and he obviously knew; all he wanted was to intimidate me. And he succeeded.

He smiled and said "call your friends to join you, tell them it's a treat from your new boyfriend"

"New Boyfriend!!??" I exclaimed

"What do you want us to call it??" He said

I didn't reply and he immediately started to fill me in on what he actually wanted-------'A Sxx Partner'. With promises to take care of me and make all my friends go jealous, that it would be the best time of my life. Also pointing out, It wouldn't be stressful for me that we would meet just weekends, and, for every sxx date, he'll give me half a million. He said he'll help out with my school work and make me graduate with a good result, give me a good job afterwards........ Blah blah blah...

I heard the half a million part and my poor mind had to reset. My brain was still trying to figure out what he had just said when he pulled out four bundles of one thousand naira notes and said "I don't like talking too much, if you are interested, take this N200,000, then give me your number and your Mat number".

Chai!! My heart was beating as though I was in a battle field. The first thought on my mind was to give him a wrong number and run away with the 200k. But what if he tries to dial my mobile number there and then which he is likely to do?
The second thought was, what if I agree to be this man's sxx partner and finally have a good life to live, but then I haven't had sxx before, I wouldn't wanna start with this old man who was above all, married and probably has my mate as grand children.

So I told him I wasn't interested. Surprisingly, he didn't argue; He took the money from my lap, counted 50k from it and gave it to me just to appreciate me for my time. He helped me drop the pack of malt at my friends door step and drove off without a single word.

I was just standing outside with my mouth open, looking at the direction to which he drove off.

I would have being 150k richer just like that... 'I thought'.

I was initially scared to eat the food cause I didn't know what kind of money he had that he was willing to waste like that, but i didn't sleep with the man. So... I called 7 of my friends to come over. I didn't tell them the story tho, i just said 'my uncle' came to pay me a visit.

And as for the 50k?? I wanna get a good UK used lapi so contact me if you have any.

Humph.. Fact is, he's gonna definitely meet another girl and I'm sorry that I reduced her money by 50k, lol.

I'm still thinking though, did I just miss my luck??

http://www.ericadianas.com/?m=1

ask Bobrisky

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lol....did u read the post?
its not abouting dating per say, but about tagging it.

y3mi:
I hope you don't mind me asking how many times has dating worked out for you ? As for me...'zilch' which has long brought me to the conclusion that DATING never fails for those who are truly compatible. Wouldn't you agree ?

Call a spade a spade and not a garden fork
I disagree!
Who knows, I could transform the cold metal spade into a garden fork.
So I would not limit its potentials by caging it inside a name.
We really don't have to call it a name.


No ring, no name

It's really not important
It's not a position but rather a restriction
A restriction of the mind and of our actions
We all want to be "The One" that the whole world recognises as the "special one"(Double classified)
The boyfriend or The girlfriend.
Our discussions always end in nomenclature
We often ask "what are we"?
We fail to understand that the precious "we" ends at the sound of "it is over"
So what's the point?
We really don't need to call it a name.


Let's go on dates; Let's take pictures.
Let's chat till night; Let's meet more friends
Let's know ourselves; Let's hold our hands
Let's play by the beach, Let's keep our secrets
Say no word to papa , Say no word to mama
Ignore the JAMB questions "are you dating"
Be by each other and fall in love each day
For real, what's the difference??
We really don't have to call it a name.


Let's go nights out, let's eat pizza
Let's make a play list and play our favourite songs
Let's watch sunsets and moonlight
Let's go shopping and take flights
Let's tackle and solves life's riddles
Let's be there to always support eachother
I still cant see a difference
So we really don't have to call it a name.


It is almost impossible this way-
To lose touch and fall out of love.
Cause the anticipation never gets boring as you have nothing to hold as stake.
You keep missing and wanting and needing
Till the day he's ready to go on his kneels, pull out the ring, get a yes and get a name.
But for now, we really don't have to call it a name

"What-are-we" is overrated


Agree or disagree??

Extracted from ERICADIANAS BLOG

http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/09/why-you-shouldnt-be-dating.html?m=1

The side chick's experience is a terrible one. "Madam" lives in a continuous relationship where she is not cared for or wanted-except for sexual purposes. As a friend once put it, "she is a intimacy gadget that is put aside after use".



Ladies!!!! Raise up your hand! Lol

It is very essential to know the characteristics of a side chick so that you wouldn't fall a victim till you see Mr Boyfriend's wedding pictures (that means, you were not even invited for the wedding )


Guys, it is equally important for you to note these characteristics, so you wouldn't treat your main woman as such. As well as abstain from "side chicking"


_The intimacy gadget suffers these_


1. Mr boyfriend is gone after sex.Immediately after he's done in bed, it's either she out out or he is out(more like service is over, you are free to go).most times, he reluctantly even accompany her to the door. He just rushes her to leave or make some silly excuse (about how Jesus is coming to take him to heaven and she is too dirty to go)


_He doesn't need the intimacy gadget after use._


2. "I don't like pictures"
She hears that anytime the camera is close. He doesn't wanna be caught in the same picture with her ( expect there are 50 other people in the picture ). He would never put her on his Display Picture or on any socio media except it's her birthday(still rare)


_After all, who takes pictures with the intimacy gadget??_


3. She is never invited to friends and family gathering.
A Birthday? A wedding? A get-to-gether? She is never invited to such. As far as there are alot of people.....keep off!! The only social gathering they both go together is a night club.


_No body takes the intimacy gadget to family gathering_


4. She is not allowed to visit without permission.He has no room for surprise visits. He hates it when ever she does it and they fight over it.


_The intimacy gadget is only called upon when needed_


Please take note!


I hope these were helpful o


Do have a beautiful day.

Extracted from http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/09/the-sex-toy.html?m=1

"Facebook notification"
"Chris Obiora liked 58 of your pictures"
I was still trying to check him out when I saw a new message on my inbox.
"Hi, I'm Chris Obiora from delta state, i stay in the US and I really like your profile, can we be friends?"
I was perplexed at the way he threw him self at me so directly. But what's the harm?
I replied and we started to chat.


We became really close
We moved the chat from Facebook to Whatsapp.
I was free with him,
Told him about my pain and happiness,
He knew everything about me in just 2months.
I liked him and I was so glad I did.
We will chat into the night, talk about the unknown and I will keep "laughing out loud."
Cause he was so funny and charming.

On the 3rd month, he asked me out.
Confessed loved to me
"Ever since I met you, my sky has been blue"
"I can't wait to meet you and spend forever with you"
"I told mum about you and she fell in love with you, not like me though"
"Please start this journey with me, so we can do great things together"
Who was I to say No?
He was everything I wanted in a man
Offered to me on a platter of Gold.
I hurriedly typed "Yes" and felt privileged to start 'an amazing journey' with my Prince charming.

We got closer
Talked about our kids
What we would do to ourselves when we meet.
I sent my nude pictures to him
He said he craved after my body.
That I was all he ever dreamed of.
Those words pierced my soul like arrow.
For once I felt important and needed.
Found true love. (Not the kind of broke love that the Niger boys offer to give)
(With the cliche, "the future is bright"
I was in a hearts paradise cause I knew I fell in love with the right person.
I offered total trust and surrender.

Things started getting in my life.
I need money for my school fees.
Being a part-time final year student didn't make it easier.
Needed a laptop for my project and money for project as well.
I told Prince charming and he was really hurt by it.
He told me not to worry
"I doesn't ever want to see you unhappy."
He said he'll send me 500k and a laptop through his cousin that was travelling the following week to Abuja.
Told me that his cousin will transfer the stuff to me in Lagos.

I had to be dreaming!
500k will turn my life around.
I was dancing, happy!
I didn't deserve such a wonderful person.
That night I sent him more nude pictures.
Even with my face on it.
He was so rare and he was mine. I anticipated the money and lappy like never before
Would have happily told my friends and family about it.
But he told me not to tell them, so it will be a surprise.

I nodded. Of course I wanted them suprised.
The following week, his cousin called from Abj.
Said he was about to send the goods down to Lagos
But he need 150k for "shipping".
Ah!
I was heartbroken at first.
Didn't have such amount of money.
Chris called me and pleaded, that he didn't know that "shipping" fee was so expensive.
That I should borrow from any body and pay.

See complete story
http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/09/this-419scam-is-most-strategic.html?m=1