₦airaland Forum

Luiz1:
This ur own gift ehn... e get as it be o. Of all gifts wey dey heavn, na only dat one angel Michael fit dash u?

Abi now. Is one of the gift they gave me nau

This shit doesn't work anymore. I believe Nigerians are wiser now. Say another

I can last as long as the lady can survive. Thats just me and is a gift from above

sipsip:
That is Diamond fish na. It contains vitamins, protein, carbohydrate, carbon dioxide, carbon copy... it has a fridge in it. You can eat it and it will grow back, provided you eat just one part of it. Yes... that small thing. The computer that was used to type the price is mad. The eatery that sold the fish is mad. The guy that bought the fish is mad. The boat that was used to catch the fish is mad, the fish that was killed itself is mad too. Rubbish set of people.

Guy, take it easy now. But the picture looks mad too tho

Ojuelegba, Festac town, Mile 2, iyana oworo, Yaba. I believe they have there own origin also

My formal senior way back in secondary school died of it last year. Went to a party with his two friends and came back home to his house he had just build later at night and they all slept in the room with the generator on, the I better pass my nieghboure. And two of them never woke up again but one of them was able to make it. You all know what, they put the gen right there in the pallor. Then u can imagine the kind of smoke that would have covered that house

ShawttySoFyne:
So as am almost twenty i should start dating old men of thirty?

So u saying, 30 is old? I'm not asking u to date one o

On this thread

I have FIFA 2014 for sale for #6500 and FIFA 2015 for #8500. Still new. If u are interested u can call 08067993544. I'm in Lagos

My successor might be in a beer parlour drinking. That was wat I heard at d holy ghost congress when he said it and he was only trying to pass a message. And for your information, nobody has succeeded him yet bcs he is still the G.O of Redeem

rollUP:
People who do hit and run. How Tf do dey live with themselves? Thinking they might have killed someone. Damn! Humans are fvcked! Quick recovery to them. Karma will take place tho.

Me n a friend were nocked down on the first friday Of the new year, to my surprise I just saw that people started beating d man who drove d car but I just have to quickly move closer to them with my friend and asked them to leave d man. Only God knows wat would have happened to the man if not for my intervention. Naija people could be crazy sometimes bcs if the man decided not to wait, they will say he's evil

Time wasting show. And for the DJ, I don't think he is experience bcs u can't stop people from singing a song along with the beat by stopping the whole set. Wat to do is to spin in the song of the moment n before u know it they will start dancing n rhyming along

DIKEnaWAR:
I don't understand? Do they go there to promote immorality and get famous for it?

Yes. Is a demonic show.

Keneking:
Amazing write-up.

But when would they join the betting league? e.g Remo VS Enyimba (1X2) (15.10 /5.52 /1.30)

They are there already

holamiday:
I reckon with the pride and confidence exhibited by a bonafide hall resident. I was a bona-fide resident all through school anyways, sometimes by hook & other times by crook.

Did you say food is cheap in 2001? You may want to review that. Food is scarcely cheap there. In fact, it is actually expensive. If you need cheap food, go to 'aganyin palace', in Jaja complex, opposite Jaja hall. With 150 naira, (beans 50, bread 100), you'd be filled to the brim and no matter what activities you partake in, the next hunger will not knock until 8pm.

And talking about new hall, i read that it is the hub of prostitution. Ah guy, fear God naw. That's a terrible lie. There are 3 big female hostels in new hall, hence, you find more of ladies than guys, hanging out around there at night. That's all.

U like cheap things o. Anyway, New hall is new hall. It use to be a male hostel way back then before giving some part to the ladies but their is an female hostel behind sha. N the op did not mention the GTB garden, is a nice place too

simplemach:
So u mean those girls on campus that go out at night and comes back in the morning and sustains their education and sometimes sends money home just with that are not doing business?

Lol. Comedian

sinistermind:
Wow!!! But what changed between 4 years ago and now? No be yesterday Police n customs started to collect bribes. So how come it all skyrocketed in one year?

Bcs the bribe fees has increased due to the recession

Originality007:
see as all dem dey smile, this is not Protest, all i can see here is Visitation

Abi. Their reaction do not show how difficult things are in the country at the moment. It was just like a visitation to discuss about their own shear of the national cake

IamJix:
Protests upnon protests nothing has changed.
Still dragging my ukwale standard weed.

Haha! Na so things dey change

omenkaLives:
News like this without at least a picture leaves so much to be desired.

Ikorodu road in Lagos was blocked due to traffic all because of the protesters

babyfaceafrica:
This won't work....shebi na unilag...forget..na wash!!!

It will work since you can't have d indecent dress to classes. You will be sent out of d classroom. That happened a lot during my time there but dress code on campus, I don't know about that for now.

ZeroTolerance:
After all the Fela gra gra where are we today?

We are here because u and I were just so affraid to die. Suffering and smiling thing