₦airaland Forum

Benekruku:
What re u sorry about?


Dont u know attempted suicide is an offence?

So that gave them the right to grant her 500k bail abi? Are they trying to help her situation or wat?

Smellymouth:
I hope he knows what he is doing..

Same thing Lil kesh did.. I wud have advise him to grab the required expertise that will make him last longer in the Nigerian music industry from his label(YBNL)..

Nonody is doing anything, it is just Olamide way. He only sign actist for a particular Yr which a Yr or two and let them go and esterblish themselves when their contract expire rather than holding them down n milking them

lilzcee:
I never miss class for anything

Better. Just be focus and believe in yourself

kings09:
Soon u go see efe reacts, bobrisky reacts n dis country only keeps reacting "online"

Lol. That is y the country is not moving forward and our rulers keep doing wat they like

StainlessH:
They necessarily don't need to be in Aso Rock physically. A phone call is enough to change any policy at the last minutes.

Everyone has that "cabal" which is that very friend you trust on some issues, just like the call a friend option on Frank Edoho who wants to be a million.

This politicians thinks we are fools. If the lady believed him its either she is not smart / brave or she is paid.

2019 elections will be powered by the internet. You see what happened to Efe on BBN. That's exactly what will control who becomes president. The earlier the better for them to sit up and forget all this jamboree as next year elections campaign don start and Buhari Neva fit cross river Niger.

But y do people keep saying the politicians thinks we are fools but still yet they take we the masses for granted and keep doing d same thing over and over again why they think of their own interest alone. We need to rise and face them to make them know we are tired of their self interest and make them do wat they are voted for not hide behind our computers complaining alone.

opey112:
Amala iya samodi.....Mushin.

You are on point but the ones mentioned are known all over lagos

Did u say that joint in bawala is three yrs? That joint is just a Yr Or a Yr plus because I can still remember when they opened the place and were giving free food the first day. You forgot to mention amala Johnson which has been around since the 90's

lilzcee:
Hi, guys i really can't explain were the problem came from, i read my ass out, i even did midnight reading buh in the exam hall i always forgot what i read, am doing 11 courses and am not even sure of passing more than 2 courses, the first day i stepped my leg into the school gate, i didn't like the school, a new federal university in one village like that, the school have a low tolerance of exam malpractise, u can't even sort any lecturer, i heard the school doesn't tolerate low cgpa and am afraid of being expelled because of low cgpa, i did very poorly in the exam, the school spaced everybody doing the exam period, i planned to find out from a jujuman what is wrong with me, i need help, my parents spent a lot of money on me i can't afford to let them down

i was having the same issue when i was in my first year in the university also but what you need to do is to start attending classes and try and know the topics your lecturers takes in class and try and go through it after class. try and ask your course mate to explain any part u don't understand and when it is exam period, try to study ahead and go to tutorial classes organize by some of your colleagues and also make use of past questions. before you read, try and pray for wisdom and understanding and when you get to the exam hall try to make yourself comfortable in anyway and avoid heat in the exam hall and also pray that you should remember everything you have read and try to write down any part you think u can forget at the back of your answer paper before before stating your exam. if you know you cant grab it all, just read the most likely questions (you can get to know that using the past questions) and the ones the lecturers always teach u in class and please make sure you do your assignment yourself. that will really help you bcs i did 11 courses in my yr1 and i had one A and C and the rest was F but my next year i had A's and B's with just 3 C's. and try to change your mind set and always believe you can do it. good luck to u

Omohjick:
My fellow nairalanders, I think I'm in a deep mess. Truly I'm old enough to settle down and my parents won't let me rest. They asked me to stop chasing after money but settle down and we all know men of these days, they like already made just as the way they complain about the ladies...now I met a guy who is ready to settle down and very responsible. He doesn't stay in Nigeria...

He is such a caring man and ha never married. He was born and brought up in England but he's from Lagos.

Hmmm...the worse part of him is that he's too jealous and calls me like 100times in a day. I'm not exaggerating plz. I'm here in Lagos but he never allows me to rest at all. If he calls me twice and I'm not picking its gonna be problem.

He keeps asking are you with someone there?
Why are you not replying my chat so fast?
Why did you put off your data please I hate it
What are you doing right now?
Why are you not speaking aloud?

Lots of questions and I can't begin to imagine right now.
I don't know what to do please help me. He's choking me and just too jealous which is why he's still single according to him, no wife no kids.

If possible he can ask me to do video chat with him while crossing the express road.
Chai! I don hia am

That guy most be me

After reading some of the comment here, which way to go again. Naija police n bribe are like 5&6

MayhorE:
why you should start eating indomie
1. it taste yummy
2. the indomie super pack is now #50
3. it is easy to cook
4. you can easily go for it when exhausted
5. it smells good
6. you'll win a bicycle if u consume 1 carton in one week
7. it can be use to lure some ladies
8. Op love to eat it
9. its affordable and a carton is #1800
10. Because they are currently advertising it at Agege

Indomie super pack #50? For where be that? Something I eat everyday and I buy it for #80 even in some places is #100 and u are saying #50

thesicilian:
Statements like these reveal people who have never left their homes.

Seriously the the ikorodu road is always busy but that ore road en, I used over 7hrs there d day I made use of it last.

601

Whats my price for getting it?

derommyvent:
To all this hullabaloo, I served in July 2000, our camp opens on Sunday, back den there were only two sets, batch A&B , if you graduated and missed a batch, you might wait 8months for camp to reopen for another batch. I was 99 set but finished 2000, and my discharge cert. Re-add 99. Let this matter rest.

That means reverse was the case during your time. Na naija e dey happen

What's my business if they resume camp on Sunday or not, people can be so distracted. The point still remains that, how come he graduated in 2000 and serve in 1999? Is there a university that give a call up letter before graduation even if there is strike self. Nigeria, a place of wonders

Nazeren:
That's fairly correct but not absolutely. A few people on here have one or two criticisms for Obiano.

OK. That means ambode is working. Pround to be a lagosian

This senators again. Is like they don't just have anything to do to help we the masses

newyorks:
just 100level she's sleeping with unknown men what would've happened if she reaches final yr?

Shes just one out of 100. Them full my area well well. Just introduce guy to them n they are gone. Don't just understand wats wrong with d girls of now. May b na d recession thing sha

Nazeren:
After fair and objective analysis and collation...well AMBODE wins.

Obiano ko? Almost everyone here has mention the man and funny enough I don't even know him. Eko onibaje o

Sketchandcraft:
are they not names Abeg we only have 2 states in Nigeria they are LAGOS and others

Lol.

Keneking:
Great, but where is lalasticlala sef

Scoreline : 1-1 (Abuja vs Zaria)

Questions:

1. Dino - who was your dissertation supervisor?
2. Dino - what was your CGPA in year 3?
3. Dino - how many courses did you complete in your course forms?
4. Dino - how many exams did you write in your stay at the university
5. Dino - describe your core, compulsory and elective courses?
6. Dino - since you have not collected your final degree, produce your clearance sheet
7. Dino - mention names of at least ten of your graduating coursemates...
8. Dino - produce your original statement of result
9. Dino - distinguish between Course Geog 307 and Course Geog 317; how many units are both together?
10. Dino - design a flowchart to show procedure for clearance for a graduating student at ABU..start with department
11. Dino - where did you do your industrial attachment while in Year 3?

Please dont provoke me to rain questions on you and your cohort this afternoon.

Useless Sin(ator)

Easy. Just take it easy

jnrremedy:
pls dont say what u dont know
its very rare an ASP will mount a road block. Most of the police officers u interact with are the rank and file (from constable to inspectors) and their qualification is just ssce.

Don't no why people are shouting about their pay. Infact this salary structure is way better than some federal civil service salary scale not to talk of states. A constable salary scale is equivalent to Clark 1 in civil service (office messenger) do u expect a clerical officer to be earning 80,000 nii. A graduate in the nigerian police will start from ASP rank and earn over 120k abeg is that not even better than some banks

Though its true the wages are small but its not unique to the police, people of the same qualification (working for both government and private sectol ) are earning way lesser than them

I should not say wat I don't know or u should not say wat u don't know. Which one is rear that u are saying if i don't know wat I'm saying?
If u don't know then that doesn't mean another person do not know. Some people might not notice them bcs they don't observe or may be they don't know how to recognise the police rank. D truth of d matter is that eguje is in their blood. Is so rear to see anyone on police uniform that don't collect bribe and the same apply to our politicians. Is so rear to see a politician that don't steal money or lie

I don't buy girl phone at the first place bcs the money I give is enough for a lady that knows how to use money to get herself a phone. The two girls I bought a phone for latter made me regret it. I can only buy my wife a phone now when I'm married. If u need a phone, buy it yourself with d money I give u. My advice to d guy is to let go rather than threatening her

seguno2:
Do you know how much your LGA Councillors collect?
Do you know how much your senator collects?
How much work are they doing compared to our olopas?

That is how it is, even in advance countries. The salary of the high rank is very OK is just the lower rank that need to be reconsider. If u paying the police man of the sergeant rank like 250k u think he will see fully armed robbers n go into shootout with them? Who wan die when money dey

But why is it now the elderly people that are now trying to jump into the lagoon. You have been able to endure this long that you only have few more yrs to die n u want to kill yourself. But the one that tire me is the police saying no car should stop on the 3rd mailand bridge again. Abeg, if my car do over heating so make I no stop abi. Or is it everybody that stop on the bridge that want to jump into the lagoon ni. Our police with yeye policy that people will now be the one to correct them

gbaskiboy:
Those one that collect high still demand for bribe

Na watin tire me for them be that. Even ASP that is collecting over 150k they follow they collect bribe for road. Eguje don dey their blood already

Cekpo34:
Is there any hope for Nigeria?

There is no sin in hoping for the better. It can only get better but for it to be good? The foundation is already faulty

aribisala0:
You better pray it does not fall victim of me

That means u one of them

aribisala0:
This thing is like antivirus software = big business. I am sure it is the same people making the software that make the viruses

No marine spirit no church business so churches need marine spirits to survive. The also need millions of idiots who believe they will get a solution to their financial woes by shunning sleeep and yabbering all night long.
I wonder if their are marine spirits in Niger or do they have desert spirits

I pray you don't fall victim of one

MZLady39:
Brother,
You speak like you've had experience.

Is not about having the experience, they are the strongest among all

xtervaganza:
it's wrong. No doubt. But he did not own the place and believe me, we all indulge in one or tow wring stuffs at work.

May be, may be not. Remember he said the man is a sadist n could be cruel sometimes. So is better he keep the secrete till d man try to use him as sacrifice.
Is for his own security too but I hope the man do not outsmart him

xtervaganza:
You just want to kill yourself.

Is it yur wife or sister your oga kpanshed? If dem poison you now dem go de shout aiye le ibosi oooo.



And I dint unrest and why you said he took advantage of her. 2 adults fxcking and you're talking crap

My question to u. Why in the office? I believe you don't know the gravity of the offence they both comited