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JESUSBOIY:
Wow today i finally had sex with american girl, we fooorked 15 rounds and i cum 8times, i can't believe i will ever fooork a girl my whole life






Am so happy and delighted. I Wanna specially thank my mentor seun osewa for immence support and for standing by me...


Also wanna thank you nairaland people for your unstoppable help and support , for your encouragement and for staying with me through the thick and thins and tro trying times ....GOD bless you all... I wanna use this opportunity to tell our youths: believe in your dreams, keep believing in your dreams and you will have it. never give up in your life pursuit... You will soon testify like me...amen

Hurray u ddnt keep your foolishness a secret , 1 question , Do u have a sister .... ?

Ebukax:
5 Foolish Things Guys Who Live In Same Room With Girls In campus Do

I know of many guys who
had their girlfriends stay with them! The truth is that any girl
that brings her stuffs to stay in your house in school must have
a secrete plan. Now, you ain’t married yet she stays with you
in your one-room apartment or probably, a bed-sitter. You may
think you are having a swell time, but my guy, let me tell you,
you are definitely in for it!!! When a guy allows his girlfriend to
stay with him in school, he is bound to do the following 5
foolish things:
[color=]1) You spend the hard-earned money of your parents or
guardians to rent an apartment and she packs in. [/color][color=#990000][/color]She will save
the money that has been given to her and use it to better her
life! You go dey there dey form ‘married man’ grin I guess you
have never worked for money before so you don’t freaking
know what it means to cough out thousands or hundreds of
thousands to rent an apartment! I know guys who wouldn’t allow
their younger ones stay with them in school, but dem fit pay
continuously for an apartment for dem and their girlfriends from
100L to final year. What a pity!!!
2) You start feeding her! Deh say small pikin wey wan carry e
papa for shoulder, na big blokos go suffocate am!!! grin When
you decide to live like a married man, you must also accept the
responsibilities of a married man! Simple. How can you be taking
care of somebody when you are still being taken care of? I
don’t get it. Most girls who find themselves in such position
would definitely pray it lasts till they sit for their degree exams!
She buys Brazilian hairs, jewelry, shoes, bags, clothes, etc with
her up-keep money grin And you? You use yours to buy breads,
fry eggs and make tea for the both of you! Not forgetting that
her friends will still come and eat. When will you have sense
then?
3) If both of you are in the same dept., you end up doing
assignments for her, writing tests and exams for her! Didn’t
God give her brain? There’s a high possibility that she would
graduate with a 2.1 and you, a 2.2 or a 3rd class because God
must surely punish you for cheating and impersonating grin
4) You lose your privacy and the opportunity to interact and
associate with other reasonable, focused and ambitious students on
campus! Your friends take precaution before they visit you. You
are stuck with just one person. Why do you think young people
are always encouraged to reach out to and make friends with
members of the opposite sex far from the time they would be
getting married? I ask you, Papa Lotanna!!! Yes, that’s who you
aregrin since you have decided to get married in school without
the knowledge of your parents. That’s why I still prefer private
universities. Things like cohabiting hardly take place!
5) Foolishly thinking that both of you will get married at last!
Most of the guys I knew personally in the university who
cohabited with their girlfriends were later dumped or jilted after
graduation. Reason: those girls would not want to lose their
http://blogbynews.com/5-foolish-things-guys-live-room-girls-campus/

privacy normally living with a guy from 100L to final year but
they decided to cohabit to save their resources and live on the
guys’ resourcesgrin I told you, these girls have plans and you
are not part of their plans…just one of the steps on the ladder
for those plans to be achieved!!! So when will you have sense, I
asked again?
Go to school, study very hard, learn a trade or skill as you are
schooling. Make adequate plans for life after graduation. Stop
making marriage plans with your that babe that cohabits with you.
If you do, you do, you either day-dreaming or living in a fool’s
paradise! You are free to have girlfriend because you are mature
but don’t allow them cohabit with you!
A word is enough for the wise
http://blogbynews.com/5-foolish-things-guys-live-room-girls-campus/

mhnnn ... you sound like you're a victim of this criticism ... i'm sure experience has taught u well ..
lol ... mtwee ..

iLegend:
ONLY 3 Out of 10 Girls are Meant to Reply Your FIRST message. See Why. [PICTURES]

If she no flow ignore her for now and move on with better things.

Out of 10 girls you messaged, 1 is a coded lesbian, so she doesn't have any obligation to reply you.

You're left with 9. Out of the 9 — 3 of them are in a committed relationship and if the boyfriend is a good bad guy, then you've lost her too. She'll even show all your messages to her boyfriend. My ex gives me her phone to reply all the needy guys who message her. I read those messages and I feel tempted to help them stop acting too nice and stop begging for sex.

You still have 6 girls left. Out of these 6 girls 2 are emotionally down because of heartbreak and hate men at the moment. So, she won't reply men.

You still have 4 left. Out of these 4, 1 of them lost her phone or a family member, so she won't reply you.

Now you only have 3 girls who'll reply you if you message 10 girls.

If you get more than 3 replies, then you're lucky.

From today, when you message 10 different girls expect only 3 replies. Some of you feel bad when only 1 or 3 of them reply.

Na you born them? You be God wey every girl go reply you? So, park well and stop panting with anger when you only get 3 replies outta 10 messages.

And remember, outta the 3 that'll reply 2 of them will be extremely rude and a professional snob while the other 1 will be extremely boring and will only reply you with one word or one or two lines.

Take heart my brothers!

It's not any easy thing being a man. Their eyes will open when it's time to look for a marriageable man and by then they'll all be vulnerable and you'll be he one doing all the shakara. MEN OR BOYS ARE EASY TO GET, BUT GOOD BAD GUYS OR GREAT MEN ARE HARD TO GET.

Lucky you're a good bad guy and will soon become a great man. Flex!

Be a good bad guy, then make lots if money and watch how other rich men and pretty girls will worship you!

Keep Safe

— iLegend™

Sorry ddnt have time to read (scroll) through all your abadabidi .... Buh watever u just said is completely untrue.

Truth be told ... airtel is the worse network in Nigeria , they have the worse cutomer care agents ( so fukn rude ), bad network reception, on top of all that they still steal your money .... unfuckn believable ..

8BitGee:
She is beautiful OP. 10/10. Do more to make her laugh.

Right. Or should paddle my canoe to another African country ni? hmmm...

What is this one saying now ...

8BitGee:
She is beautiful OP. 10/10. Do more to make her laugh.

Right. Or should paddle my canoe to another African country ni? hmmm...

What is this one saying now ...

MOTHERFUCKER ... just seeking vulnerable ppls email ... to flood with spam messages .. u shuld be ashamed of urself ..

So wat should i say to dis now .... ?

dondayji:
try it bro. Your phone has hidden features.

i have known this ish ... for years ... Hidden features aint d point ... Mr oga ,

PoliticalThuG:
Show off your SUV if you have gorrit...

Get over yourself ... fucking amateur .. pff

How do you expect to have 4g when your ISP doesn't have a certified 4g bandwidth. ?

xtophy:
if dis is ur own definition of a slowpoke, den ur family members will be glad if dey re called SLOWPOKES #3000000 topics, 2999999 senseless topics

And just like that you became a slowpoke too .... Dude said something never mentioned family, i guess that has no meaning to you ... ? pfft

so na who this post help now

This gurl is just having fun and being creative ... last i checked that wasn't a crime .. nd she knws she cant were it outside ... so WTF ar dese haters are blabbing abt

NewHorizonInst:
New Horizon Computer Training Institute offers low-cost high-quality computer literacy training. Our goal is to eliminate computer illiteracy in Nigeria. We currently have centres in 8 states of the country and still counting.

Job Description:
A Front Desk Officer/Receptionist is responsible for offering support towards office and administrative position in the front portion/front desk of a business organization.

Responsibilities:
*Answer incoming calls.
*Provide information to clients or all those people who will call in the office or visit the office premises.
*Provide all kinds of clerical and administrative support.
*Responsible for maintaining cleanliness in the front desk area.
*Answer queries of all those people who call in the organization or information seekers about the business.
*Receive all the important messages and pass them on to the required authorities.
*Honor and greet people who enter the organization and communicate with them in a pleasing manner along with a positive attitude.
*Greets and welcome guests in a friendly and professional manner.
*Perform check-in and check-out of guests.

Requiremennts/Skills:
*Highly skilled in greeting, registering, and assigning rooms to guests.
*Proven ability to assist guests with room booking, changing and cancelling reservations.
*Adept at computing bills, collecting payments, and making change for guests.
*Hands-on experience in keep records of room availability and guests’ accounts, manually and by means of computers.
*Well versed in performing simple bookkeeping activities including balance of cash accounts.
*Should possess a BSc/OND in Business Administration or any related field.

so you want to employ a BSc holder to come sit at your front desk ... wu is this guy ..

NewHorizonInst:
New Horizon Computer Training Institute offers low-cost high-quality computer literacy training. Our goal is to eliminate computer illiteracy in Nigeria. We currently have centres in 8 states of the country and still counting.

Job Description:
A Front Desk Officer/Receptionist is responsible for offering support towards office and administrative position in the front portion/front desk of a business organization.

Responsibilities:
*Answer incoming calls.
*Provide information to clients or all those people who will call in the office or visit the office premises.
*Provide all kinds of clerical and administrative support.
*Responsible for maintaining cleanliness in the front desk area.
*Answer queries of all those people who call in the organization or information seekers about the business.
*Receive all the important messages and pass them on to the required authorities.
*Honor and greet people who enter the organization and communicate with them in a pleasing manner along with a positive attitude.
*Greets and welcome guests in a friendly and professional manner.
*Perform check-in and check-out of guests.

Requiremennts/Skills:
*Highly skilled in greeting, registering, and assigning rooms to guests.
*Proven ability to assist guests with room booking, changing and cancelling reservations.
*Adept at computing bills, collecting payments, and making change for guests.
*Hands-on experience in keep records of room availability and guests’ accounts, manually and by means of computers.
*Well versed in performing simple bookkeeping activities including balance of cash accounts.
*Should possess a BSc/OND in Business Administration or any related field.

so you want to employ a BSc holder to come sit at your front desk ... wu is this guy .. u nd ur company nna nndira ... rubbish

seen it before ... a friend came back from school after first semester, and he started loosing all the electronics in the house ... when AIT had a signal problem this boy went to carry screw driver .. to loose there plasma TV .. omo na dere im popsy provoke .... lol

Theoritical:
What a waste of education fund

what is this one saying now ....

OP u do know your name is spelt funny right " lies DICTATOR " i think that explains d credibility of ur claim ... .

" im very Americanized " really ... and no one else thought that was weird and how highly unlikely this post is ... unfucking believable ... ?

greenhulk:
Lol, get ur facts right bro. shey make I give u $120 per one make u get me 5 piecesof this phone? The average price of this phone is $500. Maybe what u saw is auction and not the final price.

maybe price changed but still wu cares

This phone aint military anything ... its a tourist phone .. mainly for those that go hiking .. and its sold 75 dollars on aliexpress .. so OP WTF ar u tlking about ... ?

The gurlz arent really my problem ... is the husband & priest that went on with the wedding ... ?

adewumiopeyemi:
Electricity is gradually becoming eclipse of the sun. Once in blue moon.
Very soon, children will start going on excursion to NEPA to see light

since i joined NL ... its my first time of liking ... a comment. YOU TRY ... EXCURSION TO SEE LIGHT .. LOLZ

How is that a girl liked you enough to have sex with you and yet you av no sense at all ... two guesses 1. shez a retard 2. you drugged her ... ?

so wat am i to do with ds info now ...

usba:
Poor you. .. call your teacher

unfortunately ... i couldn't find d one wu teaches JIBRISH .. ?