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samuelchimmy:
So about 6 months ago, I got hooked up with a girl, she's being kind of throwing green lights to me... So I made a pass at her.... Well she refused saying we could only be friends, i gave up after all my arsenal got empty....


Well fast forward to 2months now, this babe has been demanding all sort of stuffs, from recharge cards to transport fares, even feeding, this evening, I got pissed off (though she has no idea of it)

She asked what I ate, and I replied, indomie, she then suggested that I buy cartons of indomies for her when she will be resuming, in January.....
And that I should send her transport fare to come back from school. She's beautiful,

I'm above this help, but I feel like am been a mugu for her....
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We are good friends, apart from this, shes a nice girl.... But I think she's tryna use me.... I wouldn't think this way though if I haven't had a Convo with her when she jokingly told me she's all about a guy's money, I saw her with.....



Relationship gurus in the house how can I handle this issue....

Ozuor ..

Eazie351:
His destiny must have melted

Shut up ... idiot.

Looks .. like a Transexual to me

dukeo:
I'd prefer all me sensors on the bezel not this rubbish although I like how the xiaomi mi mix 3 handles this

Shut up ... idiot.

Who this post help now .....

IamTheAnswers:
What Sudan authorities told me about ‘dead Buhari replaced as Jubril’ - Sani



Shehu Sani, the Senator representing Kaduna Central has revealed what Sudan authorities told him about President Muhammadu Buhari being ‘dead’ and cloned as ‘Jubril’.

Sani, speaking on his visit to Sudan, said the authorities told him that Buhari was not cloned and replaced with Jubril.He reiterated that the reports of Buhari being cloned was all fiction.

The Kaduna lawmaker alongside pictures of his visit on his Twitter page wrote: “When I went to Sudan I asked them if they know of any Jubril,they say they don’t.“Jubril is our own fictitious Jessica like in the Merchant of Venice.”

Meanwhile, President Buhari on Sunday dismissed allegations that he was dead and replaced as ‘Jubril Sudan’The President at an interactive session with the Nigerian Community in Krakow, Poland described the authors of the confusion about him as ‘‘ignorant and irreligious’’.

He said: ‘‘A lot of people hoped that I died during my ill health. Some even reached out to the Vice President to consider them to be his deputy because they assumed I was dead.

“That embarrassed him a lot and of course, he visited me when I was in London convalescing… It’s real me; I assure you.”





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Edgelinemusic:
As funny and unbelievable as it sounds, viral reports from social media users suggest that a 400 level student of Bowen University has just gotten the Vice Chancellors wife pregnant.

Bowen is a private Baptist Christian Nigerian University owned and operated by the Nigerian Baptist Convention, in Osun state.

According to some user who claimed to be students of the school, Read more... https://edgelinemusic.com.ng/2018/12/news-400-level-student-of-bowen-university-impregnates-vcs-wife/

Shut up ... Idiot.

All these idiots paying mediocre idiots to carry out their idiotic vandetta. SMH

TechCapon:
This is the nigga who busted them
Imagine tweeting for Samsung using iPhone for 331 times
Mynd44

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kenddys:
see as the babe hot

this chris brown sef bleep up that year oh


read my siggy if you need an extra source of income

What is hot there now .??

samysmoothfresh:
Op and his church member are definitely from Edo.


If you know you know

Shut up ... I-diot

PatrickOkunima:
First, may the souls of our soldiers who lost their lives at Melete find eternal peace. Their sacrifices will not go in vain. It is also my prayer that the Almighty God console their families.

I have watched the footage of the recent attack on our soldiers, as well as the previous ones and most commentators, including civilians and soldiers (retired and serving) attribute the heavy casualty to lack of equipment.

Having served in the military, I have a first-hand experience of how sophisticated hardware can be a morale booster to a soldier. There are other factors that affect morale which I am not here to discuss. So I know what I'm saying when I say lack of equipment is not the major problem.

All the Boko Haram videos I watched, I observed a common trend - Our soldiers did not put in adequate resistance or did not resist at all. That is "unsoldierlike" (if there's any word like that).

As a soldier, you hope for the best and prepare for the worst. What do I mean? I have seen soldiers, Nigerian soldiers who served 35 years, and throughout their service, the only time they fired a rifle was at the range. They never had the opportunity to shoot at a real enemy. On the other hand, we have soldiers who in less than 3 months of passing out from the training school, found themselves under enemy attack and lost their lives in the process. You see, best case scenario and worst case scenario. Everyone hopes for the best, but if you are not prepared for the worst, you have no business being a soldier - That's by the way.

People may have different opinions as to why the casualty was high - over 70 as reported, but for me, lack of orientation was the problem. An average person believes that the best way to escape danger is to run. That may be true in some cases, but in the war fronts, nothing makes you more vulnerable than running away from the enemy. Let me rephrase, the easiest way to die in the war fronts is to run away from the enemy. If you're a soldier reading this, please take note. If you're not a soldier and you have a friend or brother who is, please tell him or her.

Let's try to look at it this way. Every other factor remain constant, assuming all the soldiers at Melete base are 100 in strength, and were attacked by Boko Haram (500 of them). If each of these soldiers had stood their grounds and engaged these terrorist, do you think we would have had up to 70 casualties? No, I very much doubt that. The worst case would have been 15 - 20 deaths.

The probability of me losing my life:

If I do not fight the enemy is 70/100 = 0.7

If I fight the enemy is 20/100 = 0.2

With this mindset, every soldier will prefer to engage the enemy and increase his chance of survival.

"If the enemy attacks, what and what do I do to survive?" That's the question I ask myself each time I find myself in a volatile environment.

Then, I outline my plans:

1. If I'm not armed, I dash down to the armory.

2. There won't be need for 1, If I have a weapon.

3. I Take cover.

4. I cock my rifle and open the safety catch (I do not put my rifle on rapid)

5. I take position, aiming the barrel of my rifle in the direction I anticipate the enemy to come from.

6. I place my finger on the trigger, waiting for the enemy.

7. I scan for the enemy, and pull the trigger as soon as I have a clear shot.

NOTES: There are some steps I did not highlight, like charging my magazine and loading my weapon. But one thing that is not in my plan, is to turn my back at the enemy and run away from battle.

And the only conditions in which I can surrender are:

1. I run out of ammo.

2. My weapon got jammed and there's no time for me to fix it.

Though I did not see a lot of action, but the few I saw, the only reason I survived is because I engaged the enemy.

The Nigerian Military should put it into the skulls of our soldiers that when they refuse to engage the enemy, they suffer more casualties. They should also conduct simulation exercises for the men (If they have not been doing that already) before operations and in preparedness for an attack. They should not assume that everyone knows what to do in the event of an attack.

Please share, you may be saving a life.

Shut up .. I-diot.

friendlyadvice:
lol we don hear na, Buhari clone na e dey aso rock we like am like that

I-diot ..

Who this post help now

Damzy624:
ITS CHINESE. AND ITS NOT A PORN BRO.. ITS A MOVIE

Shut up .. It's Japanese

I mean ... how this take concern anybody execept for your babe.

That's his garage .. dumb-ass.

SternProphet:
It takes a subterranean level of IQ to believe this Jubril story. Apart from low IQ, there is a psychological condition that makes some guys believe lies over truth. Finally, in some cases spiritual issues come to play when you are so far from the holy spirit that the obvious lies are embraced out of hatred and fear

What do you know you are saying now ...

crea8graphix:
I will appreciate if you state the errors in the design. Thanks.

Everything about this is profoundly mediocre...

The real problem is ... supervision, there is no sector or body set up to checkmark these things if there was a firm hand set up to uphold and investigate proper coordination of things like these where a meaningful reward is attached to the effectiveness of the sector ..I recon things will get better by at least 63 % in maintenance or total project execution.

crea8graphix:
So sad

Do you need a flyer?

Check my signature

So this thing is a design now ... And you'll call yourself a graphic artist or designer.

Rubbish.

ucheb2000:
Brazilian model Karen Havary took her obsession with Nicki Minaj to a whole new level.
The 19-year-old model reportedly spent $50k on plastic surgery to look extremely hot like her idol and the results are mind-blowing.

Following the successful operation, Karen made it known that “as a big fan of Nicki Minaj it’s a privilege to compare with her”


the results are mind-blowing,See more photos https://onecornergizt..com/2018/07/19-year-old-brazilian-model-spends-50k.html

Now that's Fuc-ckable ...

Which boobs ...

Gay ass Aboki ...

Those are natural and beautiful too ... looks Ghetto too.

So .... I need a new Lawyer I'm thinking a *FEMALE* this time.

Ayodejibabs:
Are you for real

Nope for fake ...

Ok .. there is really nothing to do. If he wants to talk about it .. hes probably gonna forgive but if hes not. Then you have to get on your knees give him a BJ and beg for forgiveness like your life depends on it. make sure he gets bj for at a month.