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RomanceRe: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by ericsimons18: 12:05pm On Nov 03, 2018
bleeped three sisters in one day .. not proud. And it was their idea.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Bikini Photos by ericsimons18: 12:03pm On Nov 03, 2018
No go Marry dey Zuor for there ... huh
PoliticsRe: WAEC: Why Buhari's Current Passport Pix Appeared On The Attestation Certificate by ericsimons18: 11:48am On Nov 03, 2018
WAEC or NO WARD he is still the dullest aboki there is. Mtwee
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Failed The Interview, But Still Got The Job! by ericsimons18: 9:36am On Nov 03, 2018
I might actually fail an interview .. But I am a frea-king Genius.
CelebritiesRe: Model Chioma Releases More Topless Photos; Says Her Breasts Are Natural (Photos) by ericsimons18: 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2018
Those boobs are fallen jare ....
PoliticsRe: SPOTTED: Two Subjects Missing From Buhari's 'new' Certificate - Sahara Reporters by ericsimons18: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2018
Tallesty1:
Lols. Inconclusive attestation
huh if I tell you to define what you just said now .. you'll go Google it.
RomanceRe: After 8 Years Of Living In Convent, Nun Becomes A Porn Star (Photos) by ericsimons18: 11:17pm On Oct 30, 2018
VolTOxic:
Lots of people watch porn and still go to church.

They ain't any different from her. cool
what are you saying ...
CrimeRe: Half-Unclad girls go bonkers at Mega Chicken in Lagos by ericsimons18: 3:45pm On Oct 29, 2018
EvilMetahuman:
you cnt just snap people without their permission.
In which constitution is that one.



Talk the one were you know huh
PoliticsRe: Flash Back! What Dino Melaye Said About Buhari In 2014 by ericsimons18: 5:59am On Oct 28, 2018
Buterflyle0:
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs7754203/3041853081-w640-h640/DINO-SENATOR.jpg

Flash back!
Sen Dino Malaye Wrote the below back in 2014 before he got corrupted by Mesujibiti Bukola Saraki and became his errand boy.


I read online the question a lady asked. The question is how can Buhari who earns over 300million naira yearly claim that he can not afford to pay 27million naira for the APC presidential form. I became interested and decided to investigate. I went to the ministry of Finance where I discovered that it is true that all former Presidents and Head of states actually get 23million naira monthly. But I found out that General Buhari actually wrote the minister of Finance to reject the 23million monthly pay. He said in his letter that he will only accept 10percent or that amount which is 2.3million and that is what he has been taking. This is just to clear the air. What a Nigerian! what class of integrity! God please make us men and women of integrity. Amin.”

------------Senator Dino Melaye 2014


http://www.cknnigeria.com/2014/10/dino-melayes-bombshellnigerias-former.html?m=0

Mynd44, OAM4J, Lalasticlala
The question is why now ... and how is this piece of wonderful rubbish info useful to anyone. #ID-IOTIC Talk.
RomanceRe: Davido's Former Girlfriend Faith Nkatsi Shows Off Sexy Curves by ericsimons18: 11:57am On Oct 25, 2018
Simbaz:
grin used dirty toliet

I want to buy an address pin verified Nigerian AdSense account
What is this one saying now.
RomanceRe: Is This Kind Of Sex Possible? by ericsimons18: 5:34am On Oct 21, 2018
Bluezy13:
No matter how alcoholic intoxicated one might be, one's memory is never intoxicated.

A drunk will always remember some if not all of the things he did or say, no matter how stupid he was. The memory is always there... only waiting for the right correlating circumstance to help the drunk remember what he did.

And I bet you remembered the things you saw yourself doing when they told you.

It is never a blackout!!
I'm not gonna argue with you. Cuse i was once you. Bro till date .... i still remember nothing untill i started drinking that evening.

Its actually a life experience .. kinda amazing really like you'll laugh over it and just respect alchohol serious.
EducationRe: BOWEN Vs BABCOCK: Students Battle On Twitter (Photos) by ericsimons18: 4:42pm On Oct 20, 2018
I actually think this fun and healthy too. Lets say its a new way of debate. #CoolNigerianKids.
RomanceRe: Man Shares Chat He Got From A Gay Nigerian Man Married To A Woman by ericsimons18: 4:34pm On Oct 20, 2018
Ok .. its probably time for a meme now *specifically the one with the nigerian coach clapping hands and leaving.

Anybody please upload.

Anybody please.
RomanceRe: Is This Kind Of Sex Possible? by ericsimons18: 4:15pm On Oct 20, 2018
Aditii:
Yes it is.some people black out after a night of heavy drinking like they literally won't be able to remember anything that happened the previous day.
Experienced it once. When i saw stuff like that in movies i was always skeptic until... it happened to me on by birthaday. I blacked out before 7:pm thats even before the party started. People told me the story of my own birthaday party. And the things i did and have literally no memory of.

Respect to alchohol all the way.
EducationRe: A Secondary School In Nigeria Uses Ankara As School Uniform (PICS) by ericsimons18: 4:09pm On Oct 20, 2018
2019elections:
There is nothing one will not see in Nigeria the. Imagine students using Star wrapper as uniform. This is in Anambra State.

#MADE IN NIGERIA
And so huh
FamilyRe: My Hubby Is A Nymphomaniac, Please Help by ericsimons18: 9:55am On Oct 20, 2018
Gloriawinning:
He's a sick man, I would have filed for a divorce long time ago. What nonsense!! Sex everyday ? God forbids evil
Ok ... what is this one saying now huh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Did This To Me After I Refused To Suck Her Punnna by ericsimons18: 9:39pm On Oct 18, 2018
Abortions:
OK SHE ALWAYS INSIST I SUCK HER PUNNNA BUH I KEEP TELLING HER AM NOT YET RIPE FOR THAT. She SHOULD WAIT FOR 2 MORE YEARS BUH SHE SAID SHE CAN'T WAIT FOR 2 YEARS. NOW SHE'S GONE BACK TO HER LEZ FRIEND TO GO CONTINUE FROM WHERE SHE STOPPED BEFORE I MET HER.








ADVICE PLEASE AM ABOUT TO LOSE THE ONLY LOVE OF MY LIFE..
Something is definitely wrong with you.
RomanceRe: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by ericsimons18: 8:53pm On Oct 18, 2018
romenna:
u and those liking ur post are not serious. It is animalistic to just giv any woman wat she wants because she is a woman. are u an animal?
Ok ... Who like your post now ... huh Non-animal.
RomanceRe: Some Things That Matters When Wooing A Lady - Meme by ericsimons18: 11:58am On Oct 18, 2018
Ok ... everything you have said so far is true. But why are you giving our secret out for free huh
RomanceRe: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by ericsimons18: 11:54am On Oct 18, 2018
Oga give her what she wants or get out of this Forum asking stupid questions.
RomanceRe: I'm Going 2 Woman Boku AKA Sodom & Gomorrah For Da First Time Tonight by ericsimons18: 9:02am On Oct 18, 2018
mtweee ...
PhonesRe: Newly Arrived Samsung Power Banks by ericsimons18: 9:00am On Oct 18, 2018
Oga na lie now ...
CrimeRe: Crimea Attack: A Student Kills 17 Students, Injures 40 More And Kills Himself by ericsimons18: 8:58am On Oct 18, 2018
Yeah .. some people are born crazy .. or were made into that. No one knows what that kid went through if he was socially bullied and buried made to feel like he was invisible or non existent. Yes killing others is not a solution but in a world now were social trend,fakeness and physicall ignorance he probably thought this was the only way out.
PhonesRe: XIAOMI MI Mix3,first Commercial Phone With 10gb Ram And 5G Technology by ericsimons18: 8:32am On Oct 18, 2018
Oga Na Lie Now huh.
RomanceRe: Big Lap No Yansh Is A Disgusting View. by ericsimons18: 8:29am On Oct 18, 2018
This Op is a F-cking Retard.
RomanceRe: She Has A Very Big Yansh But Tiny Chest & Wont Allow Me Touch Her Breast by ericsimons18: 8:27am On Oct 18, 2018
Gboy101:
she has a very big yansh but a small tiny breast I would describe as flat chest just like a guy. and wont allow me touch her breast. I haven't seen her unclothedness yet or had sex with her. just only smooching and romance countless of times because she won't show up at my program for sex. she should be clocking 30.

I have pressed and smooched her big yansh and curve waist with lap. each time i'm taking my hand to her breast she either rush my hand or just jump and she keep warning me not to go there. I really don't know why she won't allow me?is it because the breast is tiny and flat? she use to sit on my lap and my erected dick kicking her fat ass with no problem. I can affirm that I have touch every part of her body except her breast. if I insists to touch the breast it will spoil the scene and her mood. she told me not to go there , it just like the tail of a Snake. I need to know from girls here if she is possessed and the breast is where her power is.
probably a rare type of transgendered ... huh please check well ic she's got a dick too.
RomanceRe: Oyinbo Lady Seen Fanning Her Kpekus After Allegedly Visiting A Nigerian Man by ericsimons18: 2:31am On Oct 17, 2018
Donald95:
lol.

So, After taking you to Gazquez Bravo where you bought all the goodies you want. You expected him to pamper your Kpekus abi?

I pity my GF. No be even Tramadol or Codein matter, I will go to an experienced traditional doctor for better herbs. I must fück equivalent fück for all my money jhor
After that ... what else ??
RomanceRe: Memes Depicting A Man Who Married A Wife With A Wide Vagina by ericsimons18: 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



What is this fuckery about?
Size is relative.
What is wide for the toothpick is too small for the candle.

Real well endowed men don't care about the width of a borehole. Because no matter where you enter, it grips you.

Any person complaining over a wide gully apparently has a very small preek.

NwaAmaikpe will never complain because I was taught in Sunday school that in all situations, give thanks.
whats this one saying now ... will you buy an oversized bolt and call it good fortune ..

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