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SirJeffry:
To summarize what NOI is saying, PA Buhari gallivanting all over the globe crying that Nigerians are the most corrupt humans on earth, shaking every available white hand and gossiping about past administration won't help Nigeria.

I remember a similar scenario around June 2013 in Sokoto, happened to my collegue who went to midweek church service with his new Nissan Sunny park outside the church beside an electric pole, and one aboki, who is an expert in illegal connection climb the very pole to reconnect some line but unfortunately for him the pole just fall due to his weight and landed on my friend car, and shattered the windscreen, dent the the bonnet/roof, broke the the radiator and one of the headlamp. On seeing the damage he had caused, the aboki vanished, so when my guy came out of Church, he almost cried not because of the damage, but because of his wedding that was coming same week in Kaduna.

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Technology is turning everybody into zombies

It's a small world, you never know what tomorrow brings. Just resign quietly and let it go

Oooops:
Nairalander's, Please help share your views.

You have been enduring your boss who has been feeling on top of the world using you as house boy and maltreating the heck outa you, and you finally got this dream job. Is it right to state how wicked he has been and outrightly but maturedly insult him in your resignation letter

The feeling of just quitting without him knowing the pains you went through doesn't make sense to me! You sitdown think am too na!!!

iyke926:
The Tourist: Season 8

Starring Mohammed Buhari, Jacob Zouma, Xi Jinping, Chibuike Amechi

lol

Omoakinsuyi:
see who is talking.bloody paedophile. but in all honesty, if the igbos believe they want to secede, why is the fg afraid to let them go?

Very good question, and I wish, I have an answer for u.

searching4loove:
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a beg how do I get it bro

IbnSultaan:
acrobatics.

PDP was the ruling party for the past 16years.
you have no justification not to accept that your actions and inactions is responsible for putting us in this quagmire

Am sure u did not read the thread,

assfreaky:
All these Okparas and Chinedus always amaze me. Must you celebrate Christmas in the village?

Continue to lie to ursef...

TruthisGOD:
Try to be reasonable here, when he is done with fighting corruption and manipulating the judicary so that his party will control most states, there won't be any opposition party again where the masses will fall to checkmate them and i dont see him fighting corruption against his party members. When this is achievied, there will be only one political party, even if you later see them as corrupt, you ve no choice bt to vote for them. If u don't they will still win cos the now ve the system under their control. You will only have an oppostion party when the members of (Apc) not the masses start getting tired of the party due to their selfish interest jst like PDP. The system will keep on moving in cycle and the masses keep suffering. I pity this country.

You are so on point

: D abeg I no fit Laff

Rumpelstiltskin:
Which of the mental facilities are you posting from really?

Wrong thread bro, try next one

Seungrandfather:
I was just watching a documentary about the war in Yemen and watched with utter sadness as people recount their ordeal about how they are suffering. A man brought his wife who was hit by shrapnel when their home was hit by shelling to the hospital. The most painful part is that the man said they have not eaten for over two days and the wife is heavily pregnant and her due dates is only days away.
War is bad!!!
If this war that the Igbo people are clamoring for finally comes I dont think they have the balls to see it through. If they really believe turning Nigeria into another Somaliland or Central Africa Republic or South Sudan or Libya, Syria they should think twice because war bring nothing but suffering and untold hardship.
But if they are hellbent on starting this war they should just revolve it round their place and see if they are ready to face the steep consequence.
Think deeply before you act not act before you think!!!

Anybody that believe this story from the pit of hell can believe anything.

Stop smoking weed dude its bad for ur health my mehn!!

kingsolex:
I am proudly omo odua from osun but I am presently
living in the north,
An average Igbo being is arrogant, full of empty pride and
ego but as a psychologist I understand and live with
them but respond with fire when they cross my red line.
to be honest the eze ndi-igbo messed up in akure
incidence instead of him to respect the oba and lay low
for a while and pull strings while at it, he decided to turn
the deji of akure's levity to stupidity and the youths
decided to protect their culture/heritage their tradition
but instead of e-igbo warriors to correct their brothers
they seem to have deliberately, blindly toed the eze's
path.
The fact that you spit on a Yoruba man 7 times and he
did not react does not mean he is weak, we are peace
loving people but I can promise you one thing fear is not
in our dictionary but my Igbo brothers will see every calm
reaction as trait of weakness that's a wrong notion.
secondly the Igbo community pounced so hard on oba
akiolu during the last election I keenly followed and even
apologised on behalf of the oba, its not cause we are
weak it cause we are peaceful in nature need I remind
you no Yoruba man living and working in Onitsha will
insult the obi of Onitsha and go scot free but you Igbos
have such leverage why try to use it against us in Yoruba
land??
now the akure youths having observed you people are
rude kids that needs to be flogged to their right senses
you Igbos now play victims,
please to avoid another flogging... respect the Yoruba
culture, obas and laws then you will have nothing to
worry about,
cause now the igbos are painting a bad picture of them
on Yoruba minds. don't let other Yoruba's react ohh.
just an advice. God bless Nigeria.

God is watching

ArodewilliamsT:
My stupid brothers can go and develop another bush for them shouting 'one nigeria', after 10 years they'll come demolish it. If you can't see the signs that nigeria's end is near, then i can't help you.

I feel u bro, and u remind of the old saying that " He who knows how to pound , should do it in the mortar, but he doesn't should pound on the ground."

This is a wake up call for the igbos, only if they will listen.

Until then

ChappyChase:
If to say that Otueke man no concede defeat, you for no ever forget ham! Idiot like you....
I don't like GEJ and I won't even vote for him if he should ever contest for any post including post of a "class monitor" but coming to type those sh!t you mention above will make it look as if I never passed through secondary school!

broda!! Shud have just ignored her, let her wallow in her ignorance. .

God no dey sleep bro o, He will see u thru. It's a good thing that you are thinking this way instead waiting of a white collar job that's not insight.

But I think you should consider going into fish farming, instead of this Plantain business u intend to venture into, although I might not be seeing it from ur own point, and what I think is impossible might be possible for u, but let's be realistic at the same time optimistic, the risk in Plantain is that when u don't sell off before the products start to ripe it becomes a problem, where you either u sale cheap or it will spoil.

Check the agricultural section of NL you might find some relevant info that could help you make better decision.

Think about it..

Them never perceive the body odour of PMB b dat now

Weldone!! Clap for your self. I hope u have finished ranting...

You soon get b.p on top igbo people matter, since u have decided to carry it on your head lyk brazilian hair.

You spend money to get money in return. We need support and encourage our own.

Kidnap again

You deserve two bottles of ... fill in the blank

drnoel:
the man may be senile but he is right. He addressed an important topic. What did ur president do? Addressed climate change. What would climate change do for NIgeria?

Na ur money, if u like use it to smoke fire wood, I don care

psucc:
That report was killed the day GEJ failed the election and that was the more reason the north ousted him

so on point

And the ethnic cleansing continues, while they watch 3D.

Diaris God

YonkijiSappo:
They love you

I don't think so any more