₦airaland Forum

PrimeWatermark:
11. Nairaland

chatinent:
This experience no dey give me joy sha.


Long ago, I was trekking on the pedestrian lane with my supposed loml in the scorching sun, a car hooted and stopped by the side, the guy in the car brought out his large useless head out and said; “beautiful lady, what are you doing trekking in this hot sun alone? Come in, let me....”

Anytime I remember this, e dey pain me jege..upon I no still get car now.

Wtf.


Well, abeg make una share una own relationship sadperiences.

MrBrownJay1:
love, care, companionship etc.. or better yet, look at your parents and ask yourself what your mother brings to your father (let alone your family).

pocohantas:
I will be like “My husband prefers egusi soup”

Listener: You done marry?

Me: Oh I am sorry. I never mentioned it? I thought I did. So so sorry.

MejiLoyon:
Breakfast is coming

frankyychiji:
Na Dem try pass

frankyychiji:
In the good old days before GSm, went for my usual weekend trip only to meet guy's village babe in the house.

They were cooking...

She was friendly....

She and guy acting like brother and sister....

Time to sleep...

She collected the floor...me and guy sleep on top bed....

But she and guy never stopped chatting with each other, regaling themselves in their village stories way late into the night.

I layed behind guy feeling stupid!

I left as early as 6am next morning and never came back.

Saw guy days later and gave him a wide berth!

Dunno how their relationship ended up and didn't wanna know.

lilvicky68:
So this sweet evening like this na kayan mata and ovulation enter your mind?? Two things wey no relate..you don force am to relate..

abimic:
lol
For your mind o.......
There was one thing that existed like an enigma amongst the esan, that we use to use one kind eye to look esan women those days then in UNIBEN. I have really forgotten sef, this same thing was what disqualified my male esan friend from been accepted then by a girl he wooed, but las las we were alright. I think they said they are not faithful or that they are wicked or so, we now started using that to Judge all of their people then but now, times have changed. Decency is not region inclined, and decency is relative, and in this context, been a virgin, is not all out to conclude in entirety someone is decent.

Sanguine:
Follow a man outta town?? Really??
Don't you ever do that again, or you may not live to tell the story.
Oh well, that is if you love yourself and your life. The heart of man is desperately wicked!

abimic:
Why did you draw the conclusion she's Esan?

Volkswagen90:
Are you sure? Lady in dark