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Jesus! Wat is dis!!haa why are we going back to the level of our grandparents when they were using wraperz as cloth....We stupidly say we re modernized yt we re going bck to those times......
Looka at dis one nw cnt say no mre.....

alotofgrace: rice....Run In Case of Emergence

alotofgrace: rice....Run In Case of Emergence

You are so funny, I forgot to Laugh

Torh....My name na EmmyB.....Who wanna Battle...like d comment so I'll knw sm1 has replied cos Me nt be checking thread evrytime

This thread is only for people who know what cipher means,,that said......Lets Battle here's the first one I'm dropping....
My Bank account is a glutton cause it always stay fat.

Yomieluv: hanging out with my friends since last nite,going from one club to another since yesternite,will be moving from one place to another eating chicken,didnt kill fowl,cant do the wala,and fiancee is in her papa house,her family kills cow,so gonna eat out today,then host my peeps on new year when fiancee would be around.

Cool story tell it to the dogs

Yomieluv: hanging out with my friends since last nite,going from one club to another since yesternite,will be moving from one place to another eating chicken,didnt kill fowl,cant do the wala,and fiancee is in her papa house,her family kills cow,so gonna eat out today,then host my peeps on new year when fiancee would be around.

Cool story ell it to the dogs

daverebranded: what is this one saying?? smh4u

Someone asked Y m compaiing Samsung and phone nd dts d reason...so I'm really d one smh42

spenca: Mrs president Ebele what challenges have we overcome is it insecurity ,power, poverty , missing subsidy funds,.corruption or unmerited appointments ? I think you don't still understand your job and the plight of Nigeria your first few lines in this press release nullifies every oter thing you have to say because it just shows your obliviousness and it's so pissing you don't have the integrity to walk away in order to curtail your weakness being evident to thinking Nigerians

C dis one dt wants t abuse d president yet he does nt knw he's sex...Seun U need to start doing medical check-ups for some people before they become memberz fa...

MAYOWAAK: Africans imagine this if you can:

Imagine that a Beautiful Virgin African woman from Ghana or Nigeria went to Jerusalem, Rome or Mecca and proclaim that, “I am the mother of god” or, “I am the mother of the son of god” also, “It was god who impregnated me” and, “all of you ungodly people and all of your offspring will worship and respect my very black African son of god forever, because salvation is of the Africans”

What do you think the Jews, the Caucasians & the Arabs would say & do to this beautiful African Queen, even if she was telling them the truth?

I will let you Africans answer that question for yourself.

My question to you my fellow Africans, is, why don’t you treat this unknown Jewish woman and her outlandish story in the same manner that you know that the Jews, Caucasians, & Arabs, would treat our Beautiful Virgin African Queen and her story?

WAKE UP AFRICA, DO UNTO THEM AND THEIR STORIES AS THEY WOULD DO UNTO YOURS!!!

Y re some people this dull...so the bible is a story?And where did u read thaT said Mary told people to worship her son....in short U B BIG WERE.....LOL#LunaticOfLife#

some people are so dumbbb.....people re out there under a mango tree and the best some crooked-arrssee dumb dudes can do abt it is make jest.....haaa Nigeria wat kinda people re in U!

As long as Milk continues to be white nd luk dayummish...I dnt CARE!

slap1: I asked my girlfriend and she said I'm sexier.

Your girl friend needs new pairs of eyes as much as u do.....evn doe avnt seen u bh

Its nt christmas yet? can they build a new house b4 2mao??...smh for some dull people

WIcked op...as already having wild thoughts

Mtchewwwww wts my biness wit all dis onw nw warn uself @op

Aki!!!,,paw-paw!! sebi I told u u guyz re triplet......






Maybe the other boy is wearing high heels

We need a striker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giroud is outta d question!!!!!!!!!sombdy scream dis shit into wengerz ear

Whenever Arsenal is playing it seems like the whole nairaland is subscribed to their thread.......




We not only the best we've got the most fans........ArsenalRulez

ITs a cool car its an okay car nothing more

Eyah always learn to give your kids their medications on time

Talk that Nokia is working on Android-powered devices was met with great excitement, even when the rumors stated that the
company is looking to fork Android. Chinese site CTechnology has
some insider info about the status of the project, though, and the
news isn't good. The Android development was led by Peter Skillman, former VP
MeeGo UX and Services Design and current Head of Design for
HERE. Skillman was also VP of Design at Palm until 2010 around the
time the Palm Pre came out. All in all, if we had to pick someone to do a fork of Android, Peter
Skillman sounds like the guy for the job. And Nokia was reportedly
working on several Android devices, including a 7" tablet powered
by Snapdragon 400. These developments were done separately from the division that is
going to Microsoft, but as part of that deal Nokia can't sell Nokia-
branded phones for two years and a new brand may be hard to
push now that Nokia has lost the magical clout it had a few years
ago. So phones are out of the picture for now, Nokia will instead focus
on wearables – augmented reality and flexible displays, wireless
power transmission and electromagnetic energy generation are
quoted as the things that will set a Nokia wearable apart from the
competition. A Nokia smartwatch may not be part of the package
though as that project is reportedly headed to Microsoft. Keep in mind that this is not official info, so there's no way to tell if
it's true. The whole Android-powered thing is just a rumor so far. Source (in Chinese) | Via

Another point...do u knw dt almst alhalf of the people who bought the iphone 5s nd 5c had to rturn it because the OS jst strtd draing their ba3 within minutes?.....is anbdy still supprtin iphone?

The reason why it is Samsung and I-phone is because we all know without Samsung Googles android barely has meaning so dts why

mitwitdot: Presently using a samsung with 2 quad processors(note 3) and 3 gig ram, I will say that an iphone 5 is still more powerful in terms of processing power...also used an ipad 2 64 gig, its almost the same processing power with a newer model samsung note. Mind you, apple released the ipad in 2011. I would say apple is ahead of samsung in mobile devices for now.

Samsung just like adding some useless motion and eye features that dont even work perfectly.

Is this guy a learner? av u hard about th octa-core well if u avnt its the highst procssor a phone can dream of having for now and it was dveloped by samsung so plsssssss dnt ever compar the speed of sammy with any other smartphons only the ipad air can match up right now

if xpnsiv was d priority, phones like Vertu wld b the highest slling phon chck out dt fon nd se its rubbish jst flashy

Jst luk at d Samsung phones and their function Iphone na old timer its a losser dude

Its true..our Labour cost is low yet they move all their production plants to china

I've had a lot of arguments with a lot of people telling them Samsung which runs on android is the boss of the I-phone which runs on ios...the onlyy points they all seem to make is I-phone is classy nd its for the elite and all craps like that..but what do y'all really think cause in terms of
Screen size
Functions
Camera,,,,,
for me,,,, Sammy rules...

Whatch ya think??

Nigerians pay too much for cheap phones and it aint good...you wonbelieve an Iphone(the 8gig version) goes for like 17000 yet in Nigeria it is sold for over 50k and so many others nd its so rubbish the only thing we get cheap is the functionless tecnos and gionees.And the main reason for this is that we have no technological plant in Nigeria which ould help check the money being payed for importation its a real pain in our A**es

Whenever Arsenal is playng its like the whole Nairaland is always subscribed to dem go nd chck oda match trends na only fw u go meet dat is to say a da buruku....



GUNNERZ jst mnge till january wen we gt a striker nt dt thrash called Giroud hez d one killing us wen he seats fo like a whole season widaut tching d ball while Benzemaa plays he'll undastand.#Arsenally

ManCity all through

tnk God first page....



#TeamAguero# sergio Kun Aguero

ToyinDipo: There is a rumour in town. There was an English man (Arsenal fan) that consulted an herbalist for a money ritual in the late 2005. The herbalist told him that his boundless riches would come after either of two things happened. He told the man to choose one out of the two:
1. The day Arsenal wins their next trophy.
2. The day Arsenal buys a player for over £40 million.
The man confidently chose the first option, he is already counting in millions (in his dreams though).

Dude he'll cnt his billions soon y u'll watch#God punish Arsenal Haters#(GPAH)