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CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Invites Faith Odunsi, Mathematician For A Tour At Mavin Headquarters by eskorelvis: 10:42am On Mar 22, 2021
MrMaestro:
Not surprised. Yorubas are brilliant in science and mathematics. The other nigerian finalists in higher age groups were Yoruba as well.
must people always be tribalistic?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Spoils His Cousin, Adenike Adeleke With Money As She Celebrates Birthday by eskorelvis: 3:03pm On Mar 19, 2021
kenzysmith:
anty attention na food! u senior Regina Daniel with good eight years she done marry o dey here dey fool your self.
llor, but how u sabi zzor age na
RomanceRe: Top 10 Richest Musicians In Nigeria 2021 by eskorelvis: 1:32pm On Mar 18, 2021
mumu dey deceive himself, hahahahh
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Nets 770 Official Career Goals, Surpasses Pele by eskorelvis: 11:47am On Mar 15, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....

I can bet my balls 90 percent of those goal are penalties
Penaldo for a reason
Tell Messi to come and learn how to take penalties from him so he wouldn't be missing like he did against psg
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Gucci Mane's Wife Shock The World As She Steps Out In See-through Outfit, by eskorelvis: 2:55am On Mar 06, 2021
nairafamedotcom:
Rapper Gucci Mane's wife, Keysha Kaoir, steps out with her boobs on display in see-through jumpsuit. And her husband was standing proudly beside her throughout the outing.

See more unclad photos HERE
those pics are clearly edited
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by eskorelvis: 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2021
Tolu181:
Let's go to America guys
where and what app are u using to download this movie pls?
CelebritiesRe: Funmi Awelewa ‘Tattoos’ Cristiano Ronaldo On Her Thigh (Photos, Video) by eskorelvis: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Tattooing a penaldo on your thigh is dog shiit ..

There are other sweet and lovely players if at all you must do a tattoo......players like Lewandowski, Neymar the star boy, mpappe, Ciro Immobile, Ibrahimovic, prince benzima and king messi
it's obvious u're high of which u always show on NL pages. 5time balon dor and 5 time UCL winner is dogshit to u but Benzema+Zlatan+immobile+neymar+lewy is not even half of his balon dors at all. dey drink with sense pls
CelebritiesRe: Funmi Awelewa ‘Tattoos’ Cristiano Ronaldo On Her Thigh (Photos, Video) by eskorelvis: 2:00pm On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Tattooing a penaldo on your thigh is dog shiit ..

There are other sweet and lovely players if at all you must do a tattoo......players like Lewandowski, Neymar the star boy, mpappe, Ciro Immobile, Ibrahimovic, prince benzima and king messi
sigh
SportsRe: Lionel Messi: Does Man City Really Need The Barcelona Star? by eskorelvis: 8:46am On Feb 24, 2021
Numerouno94:
They hv all d quality players to win the champions league trophy, yet dey hv not done so for years now under Pep. Messi might jux b dat genius nd added experience dey need to achieve dat.
lol, indeed. you're referring to someone who hasn't tasted champions league glory in more than 5 yrs now
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by eskorelvis: 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2021
ThierryJay:
You don't get it do you. Even this season when Messi has scored 7 or 8 penalties in total, we haven't been using it as a decoy to mask Messi's performance when it was average. We are not claiming GOAT because of these penalties, unlike what you guys have done over the years.

You guys don't criticize Ronaldo when he only scores penalties. But Messi fans have criticized Messi on multiple occasions that he scored only penalties this season. That's the difference and why your attempt to pay us back in our own coin does not hold any water, cos we are not defending anything in the first place. We truly believe that scoring penalties is not a hallmark of true footballing greatness.

Again, when all is said and done, in the official football ecosystem, Messi will eternally be ranked greater than CR, and you and your ilk will continue to kick, huff and puff in vain.
lol, stories that touch. Messi shud try winning a senior national trophy
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by eskorelvis: 6:46pm On Feb 23, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Penaldo ......no where near the living legend.....messiiiii

For all those pussy ass moda fuckkkers saying Messi should leave Spain..
As a real niggarrr I will say they should tell their mother to leave their father and get pregnant for another man to show that she is really fertile

Because messi has single handedly conquered all clubs in da world.....so I don't know what else this pussy ass moda fuckkkers want
lol, he doesn't need to leave Spain. the fact alone that he can't win a dime for his senior national team says it all abt him. he's a good individual talent no doubt but without barca he's nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by eskorelvis: 11:23am On Feb 17, 2021
Bigredmachine:
Na win or draw I even carry barca, I give up on betting... I am porting and migrating to forex volatility... At least that one I can still win something from there
great, that's wat I do too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by eskorelvis: 11:23am On Feb 17, 2021
OlawaleBammie:
Sending them to fourth division in 2012 or so, Glasgow Ranger had to find their ways back to the summit of scottish football in 2017 or so, i pitied them, reason why celtic emmerged champions for nine straight years cus there was no competitons grin
wow. for real? but why them do am to them na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by eskorelvis: 11:10am On Feb 17, 2021
Kapilta:
So you mean say reason why Juve buy penaldo na to dey bottle against lyon and ajax? Where as na back to back final without the fraud.
back to back finals? when? get ur stats right. Juve got to finals in 2015 then next in 2017, atletico was in 2016.stop making up dumb stats urself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by eskorelvis: 10:16am On Feb 17, 2021
Bigredmachine:
Abeg make we drink forget this bad thing wey just happen... 950k gone just like that... lipsrsealed cry who i offend self
u carrie Barca straight win when u could've just played or another option like over 2.5
Money wey u fit invest for fx gone like that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by eskorelvis: 10:12am On Feb 17, 2021
OlawaleBammie:
Now my number one adversary has been defeated

make I go drink my bullet jeje


I prefer make FC Zurich, Basel, metalist Kharkiv, Fenabache to carry this cup to Barcelona .

How I wish Laliga can do what Scottish PL did to Rangers to Barca grin Mtchw, no, make e no happen cus Our Laliga no go sweet again

Sevilla for Copa del rey

Atletico Madrid for laliga

My real Madrid for the champions League
wat did scottish pl do to rangers?
TravelRe: After 7 Million Naira Savings, What Is NEXT, UK Or Canada? by eskorelvis: 1:26pm On Feb 15, 2021
forex way. Just bring part of the money for online forex trading and be getting a passive income smiley
SportsRe: .. by eskorelvis: 1:54pm On Jan 13, 2021
Acceptablerope:
Will do
Mine is 08182627831 pls add up too, thanks
SportsRe: Is Cristiano Ronaldo The Greatest Goalscorer Ever? by eskorelvis: 4:28pm On Jan 12, 2021
oloyedewaris:
This article is not complete because Ronaldo played more matches compared to messi
why is it incomplete? didn't pele and bican also play more games than them both and still had more goals at a time before Ronaldo just equalled it? did anyone make a fuss cos they played more games? wat are u saying sef? huh
oloyedewaris:
This article is not complete because Ronaldo played more matches compared to messi
SportsRe: Ronaldo Most Goals Since Sivori In 1961 by eskorelvis: 7:47am On Dec 20, 2020
King himself. Ages like fine wine
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by eskorelvis: 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2020
pquaver:
And what was that at juventus home na celebration?
U beat a Ronaldo-less team in first leg. Ronaldo came back and beat Barca that included Messi in d lineup
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by eskorelvis: 5:37am On Dec 16, 2020
pquaver:
Dunce and after he won balon for ow many did he constantly collect from Messi team home and away? Asslicker
Me dunce? Loll, no be my fault say Juve flog u people of recent at ur so called nou camp.
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by eskorelvis: 6:03pm On Dec 14, 2020
pquaver:
Na bartomeu I blame see how that 1 up is quoting me without reasoning. If bartomeu had managed barca well.. He won't have mouth. Just imagine we're preez had Messi all this years. I swear Ronaldo no go smell 1 balon dor. He will give him everything and every squad he needs to succeed.. Na him all dis Ronaldo riff Rafa now get mouth as bartomeu don barca to fc reading.
Silly excuses for failure. Plus Ronaldo already won balon dor in England way before Bartomeu was pres of Barca so ur argument is void. Deluded fan base!
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by eskorelvis: 5:58pm On Dec 14, 2020
Anaerobi:
make Atlanta no d sweet u yet o.
Porto and Atlanta will surprise people.
Atalanta maybe but not Porto, Ronaldo hater�
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Your Best Caption For Juventus Vs. Barcelona Match? by eskorelvis: 6:22pm On Dec 09, 2020
Openbusiness:
Some weeks ago, Barcelona beat Juventus in this same UCL 2: 0, but we didn't see threads on it. But ordinary win of 3:0 of which 2 was even penalties, they will create 1 million and one threads on it and somehow one fan boy moderator will push it to front page. Penaldoooo fan boys are too insecure grin. Messi remains the GOAT and Penaldooo remains a penalty opportunist. 750 goals scored, maybe 600 were penalties, penalties won by other players grin grin grin

This is the stats for the match:

Possession: 59 / 41% Barca wins
Shots on target: 7 / 4 Barca wins
Shots missed: 10 / 4 Barca wins
Corners: 5 / 1 Barca wins
Goalkeeper saves: 1 / 7 Juventus wins

Barca had more shots both on target and off target = made Barca more attempts to score. But they were just unlucky yesterday night, plus their goalkeeper was just fumbling but Juventus goalkeeper did very well and saved them. Penaldooo did NOTHING special in that match. Mtchwwwww grin
Town crier! Keep crying. It's by working smart not working hard. That's how Ronaldo won. He does not need to fire useless shots that will get saved or make unneccessary dribbles that doesn't yield anything. Ronaldo took his team to d top of d table where it's safe, meanwhile Messi might get to meet Bayern in d knockouts who thumped them last season
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Golden Foot Award 2020 by eskorelvis: 2:05pm On Dec 02, 2020
sotall:
Stupid award


From 2010 to about 2015 when Messi dey hot...e no win the useless award.
Kee urself na. Cos Messi hasn't won it u feel it's irrelevant.
FashionRe: Meet Chikaodili Enobong, Winner Of 2020 The Nigeria Queen Award by eskorelvis: 6:28pm On Nov 30, 2020
Akwa Ibom grl repping us rt there. Congrats on her win
RomanceRe: Moment Bride Whines For Groom, Got Cheered By People (video) by eskorelvis: 7:20pm On Nov 26, 2020
virginprincess:
Chai, very soon it will get to my turn cheesy cheesy grin.
Hahahaha. Make sure to whine for ur future boo tht glorious day o:,-)
SportsRe: Nominees For The Best FIFA Football Awards™ 2020 Revealed by eskorelvis: 4:58pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sarita01:
Messi must win am,if not we go scatter FIFA head quarters angry
Ahan? After he chop 8-2? Lolllls
SportsRe: Nominees For The Best FIFA Football Awards™ 2020 Revealed by eskorelvis: 4:51pm On Nov 25, 2020
Techiekingee:
Ronaldo fan boys and family will still wail and complain when Lewandowski wins it....we wait!
Says a Messi fan. Hahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Have More Points In The Champions League Than Laliga Santander by eskorelvis: 2:40pm On Nov 25, 2020
Macsjebs:
Barca for life angry

...Guys, I recently uploaded one of my best as my nairaland profile picture
Kindly show me love by liking my DP, thanks fam, love you all kiss kiss kiss
Where do I check dp on nairalanders profile? I've always been hearing about it but I've not actually seen it before
RomanceRe: Righteousness98 Finally Exposed!!! by eskorelvis: 4:48pm On Nov 19, 2020
TheCork:
bro the guy use another guy photo so i simply ask of the guy on hos profile is his brother or boy friend..is is that a crime to ask? undecided
How did u check his photo on Nairaland pls? I've never heard of that before

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