₦airaland Forum

orohbiro:
Na man wey go feel carry me go abroad na I wan dey date

And what can u offer such man in return?(sex aside)

Rtk5:
Men you need to hussle and if possible avoid marriage. The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is going broke.

Please I am not trying to poison anybody's heart. It is good to fall in love and marry the right partner. I tell you most solemnly, until things get bad, you will never know the real attitude of your partner.

I remember when I lost my job and things became so bad that I planned to kill my self on a certain day, what stopped me from committing suicide was I fell into a deep sleep that I didn't wake up till the next day at around 8am. On waking up i relaized that God did something to me that i couldn't explain till today and the thought of suicide vanished.

Back to my topic, there was a day during my times of trial and hardship that my wife told me she wanted to go and visit her male friend in his house, I stopped her by saying why will a married woman do that and you even have the guts to tell me. It ended in a fight, anytime we have any slight quarrel, she will pack her things and leave to her mum's place and the family always support her actions without knowing from me what happened.

There was a time when our child was just barely few months old, i left the house for an interview, i trecked about 3km to the venue, she left him at home and went to only God knows where, only for her to call me that she has left the house and my son for me, that i should get home before he wakes up from sleep, i couldn't wait for the interview to get to my turn, i begged a random person on the road and he gave me #1,000 that was after i begged more than ten different people with other refusing to answer me not to talk of helping. I ran home and thank God i met him just waking up. I took him back to the interview and a kind lady helped me with him until it got to my turn and i finished and went back home.

In the night at about 7pm while i was preparing to bath him, she entered the house and carried him to bath him, i didn't utter a word and i forgave her.

Guys, you need to see how thin i became during those trials, no single food to eat. I became a shadow of myself, i became so shy of walking in public because of how frustrated i became. I have many experiences but i rest my case here.

The sad reality right now is that we are still married, while the good is that things have improved 10times better than it has ever been but i've placed her where she belongs. The only thing stopping me from divorce is what people will say and my image. Do you know that honestly she hasn't learnt her lessons as she is still a problem to me, always nagging and i don't have peace in my own house.

Right now i'm on the process of divorce and i'm building resistance to whatever people will say.

She doesnt understand the phrase, "For better for worse"

ifiokjohn:
I think you forget there is a certain Bayern Munich even with wouldn't love to meet... Serious Bayern will flog city and flog them well.

Same Bayern dat cudn't beat a weak Paris team last season in the second leg to qualify solely cos of lewy's injury? Lol u're wrong. City has d better squad to win

MisterKennedy:
What does it mean to serve a girl breakfast? It is really an idiom or a Nigerian idiom?

It means heart break

Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

Lol, d babe don trap u finish, she dey expect proposal. U're in too deep now, abeg wife her cos it seems she loves u so much. If u break her heart and she curse u, e don be for u cos of everything she's done for u

paulolee:
lolz ...dey are all blaming one disallowed goal forgetting dt dey played extra 7 games n still couldn't do d needfull
another joker said d whole world n even fifa n uefa president hates cr7 n dts why d cr7 ghosted all tru yesterday game with no single shot on target...
if na lithuania, andorra or Luxembourg, e go score hattrick, off shirt n dey show fans e 6 packs..
if na Argentina jonze like dis, dey would all lay blames n curses on messi, now its cr7 dm de shift blames on even FIFA president dt dnt gv a fck abt cr7...

Why can't dey blame d disallowed goal? There was no var or goal line tech in dat game to confirm d goal so d error is from uefa. After such incident, they introduced them to d rest of d qualifiers so don't spill wat u don't know

paulolee:
but its still d most successful league in Europe wen talking UCL n europa..

All thanks to 13 times ucl champs, Real Madrid, d best club in d world

MasterRahl:
Good evening Nairalanders. So, I've been a chronic Pepsi addict over the years. I usually take two plastic bottles daily. One during breakfast, and one at night.

I usually take it alongside rice, noodles, any food eaten with spoon. I'm 27. Three years from now, I'll be 30, meaning I'm on my way to middle age.

I've decided to stop drinking it. It's hard but I will try. I now take my food with very chilled water.

I need tips on how to win the fight over my addiction to Pepsi. Today is Day 1. I'm writing this post by 11:30pm, and I've not taken any Pepsi today.

Simple! Switch from Pepsi to coke�

Ritzybeauty:
No lady can make you a liability unless you decide to become one, blaming a lady for your failures is just a flimsy excuse for a lazy man who wouldn't let his ego admit that he needs to man up, I really don't understand how men think these days..

Sounds like u speaking from experience

Two of dem are avid watchers of that YOU series, lol. Dem dey put am into action

paulolee:
ur opinion bro...u jus de shift table...u win abeeeg

Ofcourse I win, wetin u wan use counter me before?

paulolee:
d same messi dt has scored all EPL top teams even more than ur cr7...
d same messi dt conquered a more tougher la liga in almost a decade..
my gee, its too early to start ur rating bcox its jus 5 games, its more funny seeing u say dt mbappe alone is leading dis paris side..
d point is dt, if PSG wins d UCL, it would be credited to messi influence bcox dt ur same mbappe n neyma only reached finals...
DTS why I said It would be a failure if he doesn't win DM d ucl, no matter d goals or assist he had....it simply means a failed deal just like cr7 Turin saga.....

Messi fanatics no get sense. Him not performing at psg can't tell u that he's a local champion? Or ur brain no fit tell u dat. He's synced to Barca. Let him enter manU and try scoring against City and d rest of d top 6 teams without d help of xavi, Iniesta and co and see if he can do it. U dey blab rubbish here and there. Ronaldo is tested and trusted, performed in portugal, england, Spain, Italy and never for once dis we hear he's struggling to net just ONE league goal. If na Ronaldo dey France he for don get like 20 ucl goals and league goals combined. Keep ass licking Messi upandan. And don't even whine urself cos psg no fit win ucl, they're an average team in all departments dat r just too good for their own league buh not d rest of Europe. Struggling to beat leipzig home and away. Make Bayern catch dem, u go swallow ur words. Abeg shift one side

paulolee:
my guy abeg leave messi PSG issues from dis cr7 n united bcoz its unrelated...united are drowning even with cr7 scoring in some games BT messi is having bitter sweet PSG start in paris..
messi av scored 3 in 3 in UCL BT no goal in d league bt still PSG are topping d league wt a massive 10 points meaning his goal drought doesnt affect dm unlike cr7 dt do lose games without him scoring..
PSG will still win d league without messi scoring bt united CNT, d people of paris may b happy if leo keep scoring in UCL unlike united dt always needs cr7 goals in all games....

The fact remains, psg can do without Messi. Period. Even d 3 goals una dey shout sef that he scored in ucl, it's Mbappe alone dat assisted all those goals tonhim. He cudve scored them all by himself. And also tell me, if Messi can't deliver in France, then how much more in england esp with this crop of players?

paulolee:
.
e no b scam wen cr7 robbed Ribery dt won all trophies in 2013..
Lewi may win next year award bt his bad country performance cost him badly dis year...
Leo ha a good club n country performance.....u dig??

And Messi robbing sneidjer who won the treble and got to world cup final in 2010

oyatainer:
All these Ronaldo this, Ronaldo that poss me off. He is in a team that win only once in six game and people still dey make noise.

If at 36 e easy make u go do am. U think say na small thing. Even Messi for France cudn't register a single goal or assist contribution in farmers league shey if e enter united will he see anything to even play with this crop of bad players? U think to play for this utd team and try to keep saving their asses dey easy rt? Smh

Phorto:
It all started when she (my cousin) noticed a swell on her neck with spot on it, her neighbour prescribed a herbal cream for her to use to rub the surface, now I think the herbal cream reacted on her skin and it's itching her, now she has stopped using it..

Doctor and skin experts on here, please what advice do you have for her..?

I fear all these local herbal stuff. I recommend she tries Epiderm skincare cream, it helped me fight off a leg skin infection

temitope27:
With all those tap ins

U dey watch match for radio. Go tell Messi dat one. No goal for ligue1 and e dey use tapin(he even do rebound for d tapin again) and use pk score vs leipzig. Na goat be dat?

Felabrity:
Chelsea has conceded 1 goal in 4 UCL games
Man utd 7 goals in UCL matches

Yet utd dey top theirs. Focus on topping urs. PS: Not a Utd fan

Blabbermouth:
Make a point please, all what you penned was incoherent.

Daft you for not being able to make any points from wat I said

kennykruzmason:
Luxembourg man wey score wetin he gain. Keep quiet there ...

Abeg quiet down for dia. Haha

Blabbermouth:
Why are you concerned? The big deddy is in for the big meat (champions league), leave the farmer's league for mini goat, upcoming goat and other youngsters.

Weren't you calling it a farmer's league? Why are you all worked up then?

Hahahaha, goat made for laliga. Local Champion. U dey mention ucl like say e go win am for psg. Failure recognizes failure. A goat dat said ucl will return to camp Nou and yet na serious beatings dem receive till he left to another pathetic club dat has never won ucl in their history. I love dat. Common assist for farmers league he no fit do, after una go dey shout for all d goals he don net against top 6 epl teams.

UndauntedYOCA:
I do not know of relatable popular Nigerians that I could have used. If I did, I'd surely have used them but I'm sure there are people who are younger than their wives and are living happily.
Don't mislead the OP into thinking it's just marriages where the husband is the older ones that work.

Peter in P square is 7 yrs younger than his wife

ogmask:
Messi may not score but he contributes to the general well being of th team. Ronaldo has an obsession for records/goals/numbers. A team like United that has strugled for a while do not need a Ronaldo at this time of their history... they need players that will add adhesive to their team effort and not players who feel they must take the credit at all times.

Contributions like 1263783992 passes, 73839292927 thru balls and 627292917 dribbles abi? Person get ZERO G+A and u dey defend am? Smh

kennykruzmason:
With all goals Luxemburg man scored where is man u on the league yeye dey smell

Where Bolivia man league goal? Baba never smell post all this while for France

Holumhidey:
Lol see some people goat


I believe messi is still the greatest footballer of our time.....


Una ororo don melt finish

Same Messi wey no see goal score yesterday. Goalless in France, 6th ranked league for dat matter. Goat don wash finish for there. Hahahaha!!!

FergieRaww:
The love that looks like a rabbit

was very happy the way Joe handled her (that psychopath cheating biitch)

This guy u be savage person na. Hahahaha, d babe look like rabbit no be small

Meksbig:
Lupin

I loved this series

thatthickgurl:
YOU SEASON 3
SPOILER!!!!!!!
SPOILER!!!!!!!
SPOILER!!!!!!!


The least interesting season for me
Why?
Unlike previous seasons where there was a slow build into the violence and killings, this one just went right into it. Maybe the writers were trying to Justify why Joe had to kill Love at the end, so it was better to depict her as psychotic.

It took me 4 days to finish this season because I just wasn't feeling it(I watched the previous seasons in less than 24 hours), no eagerness to see what happened next.

The first 8 episodes is a 5/10 for me. If you ask me, the last 2 episodes carried the whole season and that's why I'll be waiting for the season 4.

An extra 1 for episode 9 and 10 .
0.5 for Joe's inner dialogues (I always find it amusing)

Overall rating 6.5/10

P.S : don't bother attacking my rating, if you don't like it, because I will air you. I've learnt the act of posting and ignoring.

I so much loved d first and second series. Tho I give dem kudos with d way dey killed off his next obsession in d very first episode of d third season, dat was very unexpected (tho I felt sad)

Calibrator:
Sex Education season 1-3





Very weak male characters, Jakob seems to be the slight exception.

Aimee is a very sweet character.


Don't know what else is there to do if the series is continued.

For starters, d child Jakob is having with Otis mom, isn't his. That's one reason to continue amongst several others

Suspect33:
Ronaldo left an almost dead Juventus and they are now on a 9 game winning streak

He joined a UEFA Europa Finalist and 2nd finishers in the EPL and they are now on a winless run

Let me not talk

Also ironical how PSG's only loss came when Messi made his full match debut or how Mbappe went on a goalless streak in all d matches Messi played in, and scoring in the ones he didn't play in. Well, dats life

Mr Femi my pry6 teacher back then from Ashake Memorial pry sch. Never seen a teacher so composed, cud literally open ur brain and dip the book inside ur head. Surprisingly saw him during sallah this year at my cousin's house on d island where I was staying for a while. He was tutor to their children, was very surprised. That showed his worth for them to get someone like him, was happy to see him same as he was too, guy was looking younger sef, lol(money for lessons must've been way high, loooool)


Then Mr Ajayi Daniel from AFSS Ikeja. Man made everyone love maths in my SS2 class to the extent that noone got lower than a credit during d time he taught us, also topped maths with a score of 96% in d whole set then. Over 6-7 of us scored above 90% from our class which had never happened before. Much respect to dat man

goslowgoslow:
Nothing for Tapnado.

U dey use radio watch match, person wey no dey d sqaud