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Jacko1:
Maybe na all this small pikin play.... Him fall for inside


Because those blocks look old .... I want to believe som1 did not put him in der

Baba dat is miss vanishing. ,better known as crash landing that guy is too big to fit into a block I suspect say he no read d juju manual well. B4 usage ,fear afonja pipo. Oh

He clear lik dvd that d op is a pdp paid analyst

Small. Boys of dis days fear nothing hu born dat hakeem now wud b wish dey exchanged him wit rubber spoon at d time of birth ,

Chai for dis modern life na marble in a drum dem take dey do election gambia doing to d days of kalokalo ,I hope d new presido got better tins in stock

chocolateme:
lol esosuo2./ u will, just watch out

Lol kip it up

chocolateme:
lol.. That's how we roll

Let mi catch u in anoda front page as ist to comment u will know

chocolateme:
Ok

Dis babe just dey every were dey occupy space

Atiku2019:
Him? Happy Recession

EVil.

Turning cold water to hot water without garri and soup to do d needful wats d use na pastor?

humilitypays:
After seeing the people that got selected for this N-power programme and those that weren't selected, I came to the conclusion that Nigeria is going nowhere!

Majority of the people selected for this N-Power stuff are working class Nigerians.

Most of the youths that deserve this were not selected, which makes me to ask: what criteria did they use to select the successful applicants?

I thought they said they would use BVN to check applicants' bank accounts to know the inflow of cash into their account?

The organizers just ended up selecting rich Nigerians and abandoning the poor youths that needed this programme to earn a living, too bad.
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Why didn't they liaise with Nigerian Pension managers, and also use BVN to screen applicants to know their true employment status before making final selection

In fact, everything about Buhari's government has been a total hoax and Osinbajo failed in this programme!

How Did They Fail in This Programme?

1. There was no enough awareness to get most Nigerian unemployed youths aware before the application was closed!

So mostly gainfully employed people with constant access to the internet knew about it and applied!

Mistake number 1!

2. Majority of the successful applicants are working and earning good income self, kai, Naija! Lol

‎FG should better stop this nonsense free money they want to share to people that don't need it and start afresh and ensure they screen applicants well by working with Pension managers and using BVN to make sure all successful applicants are truly unemployed and needy!

dis guy are you are nigerian so? talking of awareness, who dey find something to do at d time it was advertize and still did not hear of npower definitely wasnt looking for an engagement

na to open cementary for d judge remain. lol , dat part of were d lawyer paid in advance funny die rubbish lier

dubemnaija:
haba bros! must u lie on top everything? can't you say the truth just for once??

lol baba I am blind to d kind of fact you want to hear oh , if only u knew wat edo was like b4 osho came,on board

wen a thief is so confident dats wat u get , the lawyer advising her I hope he collect his pay ist because d case no get abeg lik obanikoro own , I hope it gets to d stage she starts writing a book of her days in kirikiri , a very dull thief as former mrs president nigerians endure sha

when osho speaks wailers trembles. ,osho d slayer of pdp , he really did a good job on dat hospital project d tin fine pass post 5star hotels , osho is the new measuring yardstick for hard work

BeeBeeOoh:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/10/26/former-minister-obanikoro-remains-efcc-custody-he-fails-refund-first-n100m

chai efcc strong sha , is this not thesame obanikoro wen dey u.s dey make mouth dat time, , efcc and pls use present day black market rate to collect the money back oh ,1dollar to 460naira , all thieves shall hear d music and dance in accordance

chai. I need to forbide cocumba b dat oh , nothing person no go hear

daybam01:
Please, I will appreciate it if this can hit front page...... I am an MTN subscriber with phone number 08030735691 and I have done my registration in MTN OFFICES several times due to so called mistakes on their part because one way or the other their system keep having problems with keeping records..... I really don't know if that should be my problem though, but I keep going to their offices out of my tight schedule to re- register, because I am a medical doctor..... to my greatest surprise MTN disconnected my line yesterday evening 14/10/16 without a prior warning or anything....... the annoying part was when I got to their office where I had done the registration 3wks earlier, they had no reason for disconnecting me and they weren't even sorry about it, I ended up re-registering for the fourth time....... I feel we are actually living in a jungle where there is no respect for law.... these people dare not do this in the UK or US let alone their own country, yet they come to our country and keep doing as they wish as if they are above the law...... what if I was in the middle of nowhere and I needed to make an important call, what if I had an emergency in the hospital and my attention was seriously needed? I would have lost a patient or even worse......... please I need this to get to the front page, so that people can see how these idiots keep violating our rights in our country and go scot free........

borrow money and sue dem for 100billion,, networks in nigeria no regulators to monitor them ,govt only after their percentage of d loots nai b deir own

overall90:
This your write up shows that a lot of people don't know what the agitation is all about.
You think the oil producing communities do all the things you outlined just for fun.
I think one of the the major problems of this country is lack of empathy. We don't care about what the other person feels so long as it does not affect us.

Baba forget all dos agitation you are refering to jare , i am from the niger delta and i thing i know better wen it comes to all dis ,nobody is agitating because their communities were poluted or they were not given jobs , agitators are trouble makers and do you know that communities get money from companies that some people pocket for their own use? Also do you know that companies give jobs slots to host community for indigenes which some people sell to non indigenes ? Militancy is a hunger quenching race that the master minders are d only people flexing d largess and not d community or d main pipo feeling d effect of d pipe line wen only den nai blow

overall90:
Meaning??

Is it not clear enough to understand? Oil is the major strong point of soith south and wen it becomes obvious that they are just one of the produces among many th voice go reduce ,no treat to close oil wells or stop workers again and fg will learn not to beg

Chai it has over for us for south b dat oh

Buhari dis numbers you people are changing there is God oh ,this government is becoming so deceitful in their dealing doing all they can to buy time if it were posible for them i know say dem go postpone dis tin to 2019

Crashing is inevitable , invest wat u can afford to loose because na kalokalo

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[size=25pt] Are u guys really Christians or Jews? please Read carefully[/size]

[size=25pt]History Of Tithe [/size]

Gen 14:2 [That these] made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.
Gen 14:18 And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine: and he [was] the priest of the most high God.
Gen 14:19 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed [be] Abram of the most high God, possessor of heaven and earth:
Gen 14:20 And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all.


[size=25pt] In Gods word Tithe Is Only Food!! [/size]
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Lev 27:30 And all the tithe of the land, [whether] of the seed of the land, [or] of the fruit of the tree, [is] the LORD'S: [it is] holy unto the LORD.
Lev 27:31 And if a man will at all redeem [ought] of his tithes, he shall add thereto the fifth [part] thereof.
Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

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Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Num 18:27 And [this] your heave offering shall be reckoned unto you, as though [it were] the corn of the threshingfloor, and as the fulness of the winepress.
Num 18:28 Thus ye also shall offer an heave offering unto the LORD of all your tithes, which ye receive of the children of Israel; and ye shall give thereof the LORD'S heave offering to Aaron the priest.

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Deu 12:17 Thou mayest not eat within thy gates the tithe of thy corn, or of thy wine, or of thy oil, or the firstlings of thy herds or of thy flock, nor any of thy vows which thou vowest, nor thy freewill offerings, or heave offering of thine hand:
Deu 14:22 Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year.

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Deu 14:27 And the Levite that [is] within thy gates; thou shalt not forsake him; for he hath no part nor inheritance with thee.
Deu 14:28 At the end of three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase the same year, and shalt lay [it] up within thy gates:
Deu 14:29 And the Levite, (because he hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which [are] within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest.

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Deu 26:12 When thou hast made an end of tithing all the tithes of thine increase the third year, [which is] the year of tithing, and hast given [it] unto the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, that they may eat within thy gates, and be filled;
Deu 26:13 Then thou shalt say before the LORD thy God, I have brought away the hallowed things out of [mine] house, and also have given them unto the Levite, and unto the stranger, to the fatherless, and to the widow, according to all thy commandments which thou hast commanded me: I have not transgressed thy commandments, neither have I forgotten [them]:
Deu 26:14 I have not eaten thereof in my mourning, neither have I taken away [ought] thereof for [any] unclean [use], nor given [ought] thereof for the dead: [but] I have hearkened to the voice of the LORD my God, [and] have done according to all that thou hast commanded me.


All the tithes put together would consist of around 23% of a persons income per year. Far short of the single 10% many call a "tithe" and boast of paying.
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[size=25] Who can Collect tithe [/size]
Heb 7:5 And verily they that are of the sons of Levi, who receive the office of the priesthood, have a commandment to take tithes of the people according to the law, that is, of their brethren, though they come out of the loins of Abraham:

[size=25pt]Thos Are The Laws On Tithe [/size]

[size=15]Christianity On The Law?[/size]
Gal 3:13 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed [is] every one that hangeth on a tree:


[size=25pt] Jesus On Tithe? [/size]
Mat 23:23 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier [matters] of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
Luk 11:42 But woe unto you, Pharisees! for ye tithe mint and rue and all manner of herbs, and pass over judgment and the love of God: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.

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[size=25pt]Jesus Parable Read carefully! [/size]

Luk 18:10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
Luk 18:11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men [are], extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
Luk 18:12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.
Luk 18:13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as [his] eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.
Luk 18:14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified [rather] than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

[size=25pt] Paul on Faith and the law? [/size]

Gal 5:3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
[size=25pt] Gal 5:4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace.
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Gal 5:5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith.
Gal 5:6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

[size=25pt] Does the teaching on tithing in Malachi 3:9-10 apply to Christians today? [/size]

[b] Malachi 3:9-10 is often used to teach the need for Christians to tithe to local churches today. That passage reads, “You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me, the whole nation of you. Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. And thereby put me to the test, says the LORD of hosts, if I will open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you a blessing until there is no more need.” Does this teaching apply to Christians today?

First, the context of this passage concerns the Israelites not bringing their offerings to the temple. Because of their disobedience, God had judged them with a small harvest. The Lord challenged them to bring the “full tithe” of grain sacrifices ( Leviticus 6:14-23 ) and see that He would bless them with an abundance of future crops. The storehouse mentioned in verse 10, is a place to store grain in the temple.
Second, this passage teaches that the Jews were to give a tithe as part of the temple worship, but it does not teach that Christians are to give to churches. Malachi was written more than 400 years before the start of the first church in Jerusalem. Applying its command of temple giving to the local church takes these verses out of their original context.

Are New Testament Christians commanded to tithe or not? To be clear, a tithe is literally a “tenth,” or 10 percent. Abraham gave a tenth of all he had to the priest of Salem in
Genesis 14:20 . Later, the Mosaic Law included commands to give a tenth for tabernacle worship. Tithing is mentioned 18 times in the Law, as the people were to share their produce and livestock to support the Levites, the caretakers of the tabernacle. This same system of tithing would later be applied to the temple (2 Chronicles 31:5 ).
Jesus rebuked the religious leaders of His day, saying, “But woe to you Pharisees! For you tithe mint and rue and every herb, and neglect justice and the love of God. These you ought to have done, without neglecting the others” ( Luke 11:42 ). These Pharisees obeyed the Law of Moses in that they tithed scrupulously, yet did not truly love God. They were challenged to do both.

The Law was fulfilled in Jesus Christ ( Matthew 5:17 ). When the church began to grow beyond the Jewish people and reach Gentiles, leaders struggled with whether or not to command these new believers to follow the Mosaic Law. In the end, only a few instructions were given for the sake of peace, but tithing was not among them (Acts 15:19-21 ).

The principle in the New Testament is to give voluntarily to support the needs of others ( Acts 2:45 ; Romans 15:25-27 ), support Christian workers (1 Corinthians 9:11-12 ; 1 Timothy 5:18 ), and expand Christian outreach ( Philippians 4:15-16 ). No specific amount is ever commanded, and no percentage is suggested. While a tithe or tenth of one’s finances may be a good standard to use for Christian giving, it is clear the early church did not focus on a specific amount but rather on meeting needs. This sometimes included giving much more than a tenth, as some believers sold homes or land to meet the needs that existed in the church (Acts 4:34-37 ). [/b]

Thumb .Up , u really took time to researh and explain in details but still those that benefit from it when they don't even fall under d levite line will never agree

This guy has given himself a free fall out of the race , "the winning margin just increased and it would be on history that a bloody talkative lost an election because of a kitty cat he did not even test but went out load mouthing it , it is official come November hillary will be president elect of american and trump i hope he takes courses on talk control

Since no oyibo to kidnap again politicians are the .Major targets now and no longer a niger delta thing but a national hustle , politicians provide jobs for the youths to drive crime far from their thoughts because joblessness and poverty are the major driving force of every crime committed

Oboy dos bandit guns belongs to a musium oh fast lol

Mologi:
guy....basira is a yoruba market woman so she cannot be in her buka all day selling beans...

get it!!!!!

Lol .Na basira mama una dey gossip now abi?

lordimmaogidi:
A Man Loved By All !!!

Wen u lie fear God oh .

miketayo:
lol watch modern family, silicon valley or superstore den .. no hidden laff voices.

I like some of d comedies sha martin lorence mostly d black guys ,, d oyibos don't move meet mayb because I dont understand wat dey say or it takes too much time for me to mak a funny sense off it lol

ugoc:
Its too early to take Kai kai

Lol a potential tithe chopper sighted .No let us expose una hungry tactics oh

miketayo:
well yeah i am one of them.. watch modern family or big bang theory, u can tell there weren't forcing their jokes it all comes naturally and its also things we experience in our lives everyday.. I like AY but his movies arent that gud the last one is aweful, his skits too r just ok ...Bovi's skits are funnier

Lol and m e can't laff for all dat ones oh .I feel americans laff just to mak d actors feel ok its like a tradition not dat the tins are funny mayb dats y dey add dos hidden laff voices lol