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When I was Younger :-
• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew i was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed our car
• Tried to balance the switch between On/Off.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race
• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretendinh it was a race
• Closed the fridge extremely slly to see when the lights when off.
• Run out whenever a plane passes by screaming "Oloplain bye bye"
Remember when we were kids and
couldn't wait to grow up
Childhood Was The Best Part Of Our Life
Comment if you agree. Add yours!

Pes13:
I dont argue on religion palava

U dey yarn dust, outright senseless talk.

If u summarize a book, and I summarize d same book, do u mean our written language will be exact d same.

Or if u translate a book 2 yoruba, do u mean I will translate d same book 2 yoruba with exact use of words as yours.

Try 2 use ur cerebrum wen spewing trash.

to summarise is dif frm translate bro!pls dnt get it twisted!

If u r posted to kwara add me up..08052357640 whatsap..21AFDD3B gals add up to get a neva dulln moment ere!

tonychristopher:
You people are busy arguing about Koran...a book that is only wriiten on one funny language and bizarre characters and its funny

Muslim can be nasty ....I have asked a Muslim to give me an English version of that book for a year now to read and he has been avoiding that

But bible is everyday and in every language for easier access cos our God understands every lngauge cos he created it

Buy Allah hmmmm he only understands Arabic and seems deaf to other language


Wish muslin luck


No wonder they are converting to Christianity ..the few reasonable ones doesn't won't to miserable buy acceptable ..they become Christians


Who wants to be a terrorist anyway

wat thrash r u sayn!was d bible originally written in english!or wat poo r u sayn!it was translated because of foolsk u so dat u can easily b deceived..adulterated story book..diff books diff versions and contradicting stories..nd u r here spewing shit!u guys wif hypocricy..wher d Bleep did u get dat statistics dat dt ur book is d most read book..u guyz r gud @ deceiving urself!

Afroconnect: A fellow Nairalander shared this,pls let's copy,paste and post/share till justice is served.

A noble man can not stand to look away when injustice iis being served-do something.

The Gruesome murder of my senior brother – Mr odion AIMEYEKAGBON by a Royalty ON THURSDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER, 2014

I want to report the deliberate and gruesome murder of my senior brother - Mr. odion Aimeyekagbon to NairaLanders. He is an employee of REAL STRIKER Security Company based in Oregun road, opposite Alausa bus stop, Ikeja, Lagos.

On Thursday 11th September, 2014 at about 6pm, a man (name yet to be confirmed) who is well known in the community of Ikosi, a relation of the Bale of Ikosi ,drove his car to the main gate of Folawiyo GRA in Ikosi road, beside MR. BIG’s restaurant. my brother who is a security guard on duty with one of his colleagues demanded for gate pass from this man, the man did not have a gate pass, and there is a standing order by the Resident Association of Folawiyo GRA that anyone without a gate pass should not be allowed to pass through the gate.

This man, the murderer! Was not comfortable with the demand from my brother and his colleague, probably because he is the son or brother of the Bale of Ikosi, or because he is an influential man in the community, he felt my brother has embarrassed and insulted him. After much argument and intervention by passers-by, he was allowed to pass the main gate without proper clearance or presentation of gate pass.
Instead of this man to go peacefully, no! He picked his mobile phone and called thugs and “Area Boys”. These hoodlums came with knives and other weapons to beat up my brother and his colleague on duty.

the other guard was lucky to had ran away with injuries inflicted on him, but unfortunately, after severe beating and stabbing, my brother died on the spot at the main gate of Folawiyo GRA where is duty post was.

the painful part is that, we have not been able to see the corpse of my late brother. the police only showed us the pictures of the mutilated and blood cover corpse taken at the crime scene. When we demanded that they should take us to the mortuary at Ikorodu where the police deposited the corpse, the IPO in charge of the case refuses to take us there, except we give him five thousand naira (N5,000) – CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT! Five thousand naira to see the corpse of our murdered brother!

As at the time of writing, the police have not been able to make a single arrest. They only went to arrest innocent members of the community, and later collected money from their relations to bail them.

From the information we gathered ourselves from the crime scene, the murderer is a well known man in the community. The police are telling us that they want the murderer to report himself to the police station.
The company where my brother worked before he died is not helping matters, all they keep telling us is that they are capable of burying my brother whenever we are ready. They claimed that they have capable lawyers, but they have not done anything as regard arresting this murderer.

I earnestly want to plead with Nairalanders to help us in any way they can, especially in sharing and broadcasting this gross injustice that had be perpetrated by a so called ROYALTY of IKOSI.

Just like my late brother, I am a law-abiding citizen of this country. I do not want to take law into my hands. Please brethren, the only way to fight this injustice is by crying out to all of you and to God Almighty to hear my plight.

YES! our brother is dead, he can not be brought back to life, but we do not want this man to just go free without paying for the innocent blood he has shed.

I also want to beg good-spirited Nigerians or lawyers to help us out, because from all indications, the POLICE want to sweep this murder case under the carpet. REAL STRIKER security company is not helping us either, it appeals they are collaborating with the police to cover up this injustice.

Below is my email address. Due to security reasons, I did not post my phone numbers, please drop you number here and I will call you back with a PRIVATE NUMBER to discuses further. You can also send me a mail.

Thank you all for your anticipated assistance.
Regards.
………………………………………………………………………………………………..
my Name: osas Aimeyekagbon
Email: jonessara@ymail.com

IPO (Ikosi Police Station): Mustapha Rasaq
GSM: 08062568584

REAL STRIKER SECURITY SERVICES LIMITED
Address: 25 Balogun Street, Off Oregun Road , Alausa, Ikeja-Lagos.
Or
28 Balogun Street, off kudirat Abiola Way, Alausa, Ikeja-lagos
Manager GSM: 07082502500

Link to a PDF version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7QJkiB2LGFGb25EUTg2XzN3SFk/edit?usp=sharing

post dis link on fb..twitter..bbm broadcast!am sure u wih get justtice and let us knw wen he is in jail!thanks

red101: It's currently by invitation only. It sounds promising because God knows a lot of people are tired of facebook.

hmm..alwys complaining..bb came u al rushed..facebook came same tin..nw u r tired of bb and facebook..its now android phones and ello..soon u wih get tired of dis and start sayn thrash..u gu can complain! Cum up wif sumfin nd let's c!

penquin: i do all that buh what i mean before the hand touch my boobs will hold it fast with my hands.

accidentally..dnt u grab! Mistakenly..unknowingly..with out intent to..dnt u grab!na wa oo!

marieolae: Some guys r jus sooo jobless. Haba!!

even if u send a pm..no iish..u v to b smart as a guy..I send u a pm..u reply..I dnt waste time..I ask for bbm pin..whatsapp..facebook..nd lemme c hw am goin to b fooled nw..only dull boyz wih send money or credit to sum1 u dnt knw..f or m..I jst won't!d best we can do is to chat!

My dear..suicide is nt d way out..if u fink u v got sum prob..believe me..enough ppl out der wif bigger prob..wen ders life..ders hope..I always try as much as possible to motivate myself..wen a down..kip ur head up..jst believe..ders nuffin impossible..u can achieve it..if u believe..jst kip calm..kip ur head up!cheers!

Amin

marieolae: lol ur opinion sha but he is still my baby

gals won ma form familiarity..

Johncuppa: Oga, all these amount u are giving is too much for an unemployed graduate to get now, yet u call it small scale.
Well, to my own business, I want to go into d processing of starch in years to come bt as at nw I wud like to go into farming to start with, especialy cassava, maize, sorghum.
My request; I need a feasibity study for d above, marketing research result for cassava, maize and sorghum (if available wt the names and location of buyers preferrably southwest) and ur contacts to knw much abt u and agricbusiness.

U neva can tell, u might be saving lives and generation if u dare to help me. My contacts; 07061314637, ayandirans@gmail.com
Tanx and God bless u

lol..its nt as hard nd capital intensive as dis op jst stated..am into plantation of cassava nd maize..we also process cassava into garri and evn do some packaging..check dis thread. https://www.nairaland.com/1808629/cassava-plantation-kwara-osun

EmoBoy: Why do you people enjoy showcasing pictures depicting fatality and murder?? What is wrong with nigerians sef

jst shut ur mouth up..am sure u prefer post wif nudity!

Gud

Vikky014: u r a saddist

watever

Vikky014: wht is dis one saying?

watever ur motherfuckn brain cld decode