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D fear of ebola is d beginning of wisdom

With the increasing cases of people contacting Ebola Virus in Nigeria, the First Lady of Nigeria, Patience Jonathan and Governors have adopted a new method of greeting, in order to avoid becoming victims.

First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan was pictured greeting officials of the Nigerian Embassy in Poland as she arrived the Gdansk Walesa International Airport in Sopoto, Northern Poland to commission a training ship built for the Nigerian Oceanographic Institute for Marine and Research purposes.


Patience jonathan adopts new greeting method over Ebola scare

The fear of the Ebola Virus have made some Nigerian Governors avoid the traditional handshake greeting.

During a crucial meeting, yesterday, August 13 with President Jonathan on Ebola Virus to resolve the Ebola Virus Disease in the country within at the Villa.
Governor Willie Obiano of Anambra state, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom and Theodore Orji of Abia were photographed greeting each other but they avoided hand shakes.

Instead they went for the ‘chop knuckle’ kind of greeting.
The meeting had in attendance, Vice President, Sambo, several state governors, Ministers of Health, Information & FCT, WHO Representative, Dr. Rui Voiz and the Director of the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control, Abdusalam Nasidi.

Meanwhile Lagos State Governor Babtunde Fashola during the special meeting advocated that the traditional hand shaking as a way of greeting should be stopped in a bid to stop the spread of Ebola Virus.

It would be recalled that the first case of Ebolain Nigeria was an American-Liberian, Patrick Sawyer, who shunned medical advice and travelled in Nigeria.

He, however died on July 25 in an Obalende, Lagos hospital five days after he arrived in the country.

Sadly, few people who came in contact with the late sawyer, like the matron of the hospital who treated him died last week while an Economic Commission of WestAfrican States Protocol Officer, Jatto Abdulqudir, who picked up Sawyer from the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos passed on Tuesday.

alentyno: No you the crazy one here because you expect GEJ to be at the immigration unit, airport surveillance unit as well as doing the work of the health minister together with attending to his duties @ aso rock all at a time as if people weren't placed there in the first place. Your reasoning is quiet lame.

ur level of reasoning is so bleeped..who appointed d fuckn ministers u r talkn abt..do u fink dey wil jst tak steps wifout his consent?u must b an idiot..finkn wif ur ass!

alentyno: No you the crazy one here because you expect GEJ to be at the immigration unit, airport surveillance unit as well as doing the work of the health minister together with attending to his duties @ aso rock all at a time as if people weren't placed there in the first place. Your reasoning is quiet lame.

u must b very daft..so wen a road is constructed or a project is bin done..u wan to tel me it is gej dat does it physically..u must b a fool..his duty is to delegate d apropriate ppl to d appropriate plce..mind u I said wat measure did he take..u must b a big fool..cos I dnt fink u understand wat measure means?..I wasn't sayn he shld b der physically?wah step did he tak!

alentyno: And people were busy e-bashing GEJ for loosing his cool over sawyer.....may God help us

wah r u saying..wat measure was put in place wen d ebola breakout started..if neccessary measure was takn..sawyer wld v bin tested b4 even spreading dis shit..so ur president is d crazy man nt sawyer!

Hahahahahahaaaaa!God pass man!so happy!aregbesola le kan siii!

mostfavoured: I will remind you by His grace after 2015 general election that we the yorubas are not emotional-electorate but analytical-electorate that check the comparative advantage of candidates presented to us and that is why we voted Mimiko of LP in Ondo, Fayose of PDP in Ekiti and now Aregbesola of APC in Osun. Tinubu/ APC can present whoever he/ they like it wont make any meaning if He is not better than GEJ and i am telling you categorically tonight that none of the aces on their table is better for now.

You are free to call me names

yes..wih cal u a fool..tel me if dis daft jonathan is better dan any president dat has ever ruled dis country..I pity ur stupidity!

Sirmuell: It's quite pitiable that in your sick mind you have made sense based on your level of ignorance right? If American collapses as the world power does that in anyway make your country (Nigeria) any better or the next world power? What meaningful contribution has Russia ever made in your life or country compared to what the USA has done for you and Nigeria? it's rational to think well before speaking I believe, a responsibility which has become difficult for youths in Nigeria like you.

dnt mind d boy..d way ur fuckn nd God forsaken devil invkd country has brought unhapiness to d world..ur fuckn country always fink dey r wise..dey make law..dey break d law..nd threaten odas who dare to!I hate ur fuckn country..u steal oda ppls joy..wealth..oil nd peace al in d name of helpn dem..u send disesea to dis countries..nd protect ur fuckn citizens against dis diseases..u claim every bad fin starts frm us..Bleep u..Bleep ur country..u v reached ur end..fuckn country!

koonbey: Please,next Time you are going to spew Vitriol like to show the World the extent of your Cerebral deficiency and impoverishment, just swerve away from Ekiti or Ekiti People,thank you. I personally supported Fayemi,but the Truth is; The People of Ekiti voted how they wanted regardless of Rice or no Rice,afterall the Rice was given to them BEFORE the Election,so they could have simply collected and voted how they really wanted. Besides,its not like its only in Ekiti State such has been known to happen. I am sick and tired of hearing about this Rice Issue,especially from Ignoramuses who have no Idea of the State of Affairs in the State.

u guyz shld kill dis shit..we r all yorubas..we r Nigerians!stop dis abeg!wetin u expect mak*dem* dey talk nw!haba!respect ur old age oo..

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Cybermugu1: Na make una dey BOMB everywhere abi?

same way isreal is kiln nd throwin missiles unjustly to threaten d peace of oda countries!wen wil u b goin to jerusalem to perform abulution nd pray lik ur brodas do..den u knw d shit u do here is mere hypocrisy..man made book..story book..wif various contradictions..

magicfingers009: Why are u pained? You guys scam yourselves in believing shit of sighting the moon. I dey laugh una ignorance

yea..d same ignorance wey I dey laugh..wen sum of u use up to 100 diff bibles..diff stories nd contrditions..same way I laugh u guys ignorance wn u wear skimpy dresses to church nd pastors end up impregnating d whole church members..same way I laugh u guyz ignorance wen u send ur whole life savings to ur pastors to build mansions..exotic cars nd private jets nd send der kids to d best univ in d world..buh u stil live in abject poverty..d same ignorance I laff wen some of u claim..jesus is ur lord..some say its d mother of jesus...some say 3 in 1 god(daft)..some say worship is done on saturday..sunday!..u claim u dnt eat anyfin dat has blood during 1 of ur festive period..but u eat fish..I guess its water dat runs in dem..u talk abt controversy nd uncertainty..wah do u say abt dos dat claim xmas is nt meant to b celebrated..u call dem fake xtains rite?I smh for ur ignorance nd level of stupidity.fix d hole nd shit in ur religion b4 u say nonsense abt oda ppls religion!was d thread meants for fools lik u? Deal wif dis. http://www.ucg.org/holidays-and-holy-days/christians-who-dont-celebrate-easter-what-do-they-know/

WombRaiders: So GEJ got it right by giving them Monday and Tuesday as their public holiday

Sultan should go and learn his religion under GEJ

u r a fool..if u dnt knw..u learn..each religion is entitled to 5 days for festive activities in a year!if any festive period falls on a weeknd..dey declare mon nd tues as pub hol!fooool!u just say shits wif ur mouth..daft ugly guy!

AlBaqir: The new moon (crescent) of shawwal, 1435AH shall be born by 2.38Pm local time tomorrow 27/07/2014 hence its sighting is impossible tonight (26/07/2014) anywhere world over even with optical aid.

it baffles me when ppl fink lik dis..I dnt want to use d F words my dear bro..r u God..so u teln me science is so perfect dat u r sure d moon will b sighted by 2:38 pm on 27/07/14..dats insanity!ppl lik u end up becoming extreminist nd waste innocenct soul due to ur naiveity and stupidity..u end up misleading multitudes of ppl..smh!

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Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries church, MFM, led by Daniel Olukoya will today Dec. 19th begin a crusade to close down all beer parlor outlets in Lagos and turn them into their praying centres.
The church says it took the decision to close down beer parlors because alcohol consumption&crime go hand in hand. They say the action would ultimately help depopulate the kingdom of darkness. Ogba, Ikeja is their kickoff base.
Speaking on the strategy to be adopted, Pastor Aderemi Oseni, Regional Pastor for Region 32 MFM Ogba, Lagos, he said;
"We want to convert beer parlours into our praying centres. At the end of the crusade, the kingdom of darkness would be depopulated completely. I am aware that powers of darkness have converted major roads to shrines in this environment. We want to pull down all shrines".
The crusade, tagged'Overcoming The Storm'will begin today 19 December.

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